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a-dauntless-daffodil · 2 months
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Charlie: It's not to late to back out.
Vaggie: I'm fine, I wanna do this.
Charlie: Vaggie- it's just- I don't think you HAVE a poker face...
Vaggie: Sure I do. (draws a card) Heh. (draws another card) FUCK.
Charlie: You're so bad at this~ <3
Vaggie: Ughhh... well, you know what they say...
Charlie: ? What?
Vaggie: Unlucky at cards, lucky at love.
Charlie: ....
Charlie: If I lean over right now and kiss you, are you gonna use the distraction to peek at my cards?
Vaggie: Probably.
Charlie: Worth it.
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catwouthats · 7 months
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Who knew that a cartoon clock would unite this fandom
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coldgpa · 2 years
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I'm saying Joseph quinn purposely made eddie gay on his own accord. Like I think he read the script and saw exactly what we saw
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kdramaxoxo · 13 days
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Hyun-Woo: I promise I'll be the first thing you see when you wake up. Hae-In: You must so I can imprint on you. This is So Important™.
Me: OH GOD. NOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Gotta give it to Harrow the Ninth for so often making me cackle one second AND THEN LITERALLY TEAR UP IN THE NEXT PARAGRAPH
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respectthepetty · 7 months
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Useless superpower, but if there are two food items I can clock on sight, it's biscuits and doughnuts.
And these are Krispy Kremes
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I'd know that glaze anywhere.
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gladumfdoodles · 4 months
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[Day 9]
i was watching the Martyn best bits video and this bit really stuck in my brain so here you go!
@inthelittlewood
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clementinecalls · 9 months
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happy birthday from the server charlie!! oh youre having fun with tallulah and richas? oh youre healing finally? you mentioned earlier you wished flippa was here to see your party though!!!! you mentioned you wished that mariana had gotten you a gift!! we can do that for you!! look its flippa, right here! to hold and love for all of five minutes before she leaves again without a trace!!!!!!!!!!
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cyantt-does-stuff · 1 year
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ADHD!Sans by gudulle_vinyls on TikTok!
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And he waddled away!
Waddle~
Waddle~
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kayatoastkkat · 5 months
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brace yourselves it's the "emotional damage" page
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no cuz the absolute TERROR here in poor Jekyll's eyes… and the apple guy is now reporting him along with the Blackfog crew which means he now knows that being seen with them would not only mean himself getting captured, but them as well. Yeah maybe the Blackfog crew can break out but Hyde cannot, also meaning that he wouldn't be able to compensate them.
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when I tell you my heart fucking SANK when I saw this panel. I knew it was coming. I called it hours before the update. And yet it still hurt like a hole through my heart (hahah get it-)
LITERALLY HE WOKE UP AND FOUND OUT HIS BOYFRIEND WASN'T THERE AFTER ALL THEY HAD TOGETHER LAST NIGHT-
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I think that little "…darling?" just ripped apart my heart to shreds, stepped on it, burnt it and scattered the ashes to the wind…
Honestly Jekyll was really nothing more than just a massive asshole to leave without even a note, making Lanyon think he's left all over again, for no apparent reason this time. Jekyll literally cannot explain his way out of this without revealing his secret about Hyde and you know what? He deserves it.
Also who's ringing the doorbell? The police? "I'm sorry sir but we are here because you are guilty of gay sex." ????
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send-me-a-puffalope · 2 months
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i think its so fucking funny that the "white woman jumpscare" has persevered with movieverse vanessa. the meme transcends universes
Emma Tammi was like hmmm… what is Vanessa fnaf’s most iconic trait? Her face shoved directly up into the camera.
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i swear to god the new who’re woman jumpscare is even more prevalent than the old one
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downwiththeking · 11 months
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Non Binary pride flag color-picked from Peng from Lego Monkie Kid
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doriandrifting · 2 years
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there’s a little bit of truth in every Lie…
“I feel like my life started that day I found you on Halloween.”
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"You were wearing that Egon Spengler costume."
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"And it was so big. It almost swallowed you whole."
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"And I knew right then and there, in that moment—
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—that I loved you."
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"And I've loved you every day since."
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audliminal · 13 hours
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Finally worked up the courage to watch the Burrows End season of dimension 20 and, uh. Hey what the fuck
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randomositycat · 3 months
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Rikuson is so lucky Jinshi wasn't around to hear that bro...
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baatarthefirst · 6 months
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"I Want To Ride You 'Til You See Stars."
you knew that would happen sooner or later lol
"I want to ride you 'til you see stars." Amaya signed to her new elf friend, only to frown when the queen looked at Gren expectantly. Turning, she saw his normally upbeat face had turned to stone; his hands still, "Well, tell her what I said."
"No." He signed back with no hint of emotion, good or bad. That meant Gren was really, really pissed off. The question was why? And why the hell was he refusing to speak for her? He'd said a lot more graphic things to women for her with only a little blush, "If you'll excuse me, General. Please excuse me, Queen Janai."
He bowed and stormed off, Amaya gave an 'I'll handle this' look to the queen before following him. She cut in front in front of him, blocking him off.
"What the hell, Gren?!"
"I'm not helping you ruin this." Gren was surprised she was doing it, after seeing them hold hands in the Dragon Queen's lair, he'd thought that Amaya finally found someone worth getting to know. After seeing them in the same space for a small length of time, he was sure of it. Amaya must be too, if she was trying to push her away.
"What the hell does that mean?"
"She really likes you. So you're doing what you always do when this happens. You'll act like an ass until that's all she can see you as. Only this time, you're not pushing her away so you won't fall for her, you're pushing her away because you realized you're already falling."
"I just want to fuck her. She's a friend and she's hot. Why shouldn't I?"
"Because you don't want to."
"I fucking think I do."
"Okay fine, a part of you does." he conceded, Queen Janai was very beautiful, "But come on, can you honestly tell me that you said that expecting her to fall in bed with you?"
"Yes." She looked down, ashamed at herself, "No."
"You know, she's going to need someone strong right now. And frankly, so could you. You've been holding up the mountain by yourself for years. Maybe it's time for you to let someone share the burden, Castro."
"You think Janai is my Signe?"
"She may be."
"You know Castro and Signe die at the end, right?" Long story short, Castro had to lift a mountain to save lives, Signe would stop and talk to him every day; they fell in love. One day the load became too much, and Signe helped bear the weight without question. For twenty years they held the mountain until it crushed them, after the last person escaped.
"Well, I look forward to hearing the legend of Amaya and Janai, happy ending and all." He pulled her into a hug, which she returned with much more force, "Just take it slow and see were it goes, okay? She may be your Signe, or maybe she's just your epic pal, Nanna. It's a perfect win-win."
Amaya went back, a little blank book and charcoal pen in hand. She explained that Gren called her out for using humor as a defense mechanism. She'd told Janai a tasteless joke that she was ashamed of herself for making, and she was glad that she hadn't understood. She refused to tell Janai what the joke was.
The elf was frustrated, Amaya insisted she would never say those words to her. She did put her at ease by revealing it's nature, not a racist joke, but a lewd pickup line that she never intended to follow through with. She explained she and Gren did have a long talk, but the rest was private. Janai looked curious at it all, but left it alone. The general suspected it was only because they didn't know each other well enough to push for information, not yet.
Some months later Amaya made herself a liar. She did sign the words to Janai, but to be fair they came from a far more genuine place. And yes, she did tell Gren that she used that line, and Janai did fall in bed with her after.
She probably felt a little too much satisfaction at that.
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