As it turns out I cannot draw Horus, but I can't stop laughing at this either 😂

If you're wondering what the fuck his ears are, I see him as an Eastern Gray Kangaroo.

They look cute yeah but they're massive and also KANGAROOS ARE FUCKING M EA N.

“The Imperium of Man was founded in 30,000 AD. Almost 28011 years after Belgian techno anthem: Pump Up The Jam”

Primarch's Steam Profile

Some of the frame from: steam profile design

Love his hate and hate his love.

Emperor: How are we supposed to put a tracker the size of a penny on Leman without him noticing?

Malcador: Horus, any idea-

Horus: Hey, wolf boy, I bet you 5 bucks that you can't swallow this penny.

Leman: *Takes and swallows tracker* Pay up, loser.

Emperor: ...

Malcador:...

Sanguinius defeating Ka’bandha, based off Jean Delville’s “Justice”

Or alternative title: “Let Sanguinius Go Apeshit”

If the primarchs had social media

Lion: There is nothing on his accounts. Not even a profile-picture. Someone is still logging into them every so often. Fulgrim: On all the plattforms. Primarely family-blogger: look at my perfect kids, my perfect spaceship, my perfect partner, my perfect healthy breakfest, my perfect make-up. OnlyFans-account on the side. Get‘s into controversies all the time. Perty: Angry rants. Has spent to much time on Twitter. Old man yells at cloud type of stuff. Jagh: And this is how we‘ll break the speed-limit today! Talks about bikes, how to mod them, drives them around very fast, ect. Occasional horse-pictures. Leman: Puppies! Just cute dog-pictures and -videos, of every canine he encounters in the galaxy Rogal: He isn‘t very good at social media. Sometimes posts bad selfies or pictures of his building projects. Completly ignores all of Pertys hate-comments Konrad: He writes fanfic. Edgy, dark, not very good fanfic. The protag is a clear self-insert and Mary Sue and brings justice to all the settings he puts them in. A ton of spelling errors. The plot barely holds together. He is very proud of it. Sang: He has official accounts with pretty pictures of him everywhere, but he has some private accounts that are just like his art and sometimes cute family pictures. Also why can I see Sang having a Vtuber-persona he livestreams with so people don‘t recognize him? Ferrus: Appears on Fulgrims accounts fairly often. Maybe does some gaming-content on the side Angron: Everything is very sporadic and when it‘s there it‘s pretty angry. Surprisingly talks a lot about issues with his disabilities and that he needs way more help than he get‘s and also all his trauma. Struggles a lot with typing and forming sentences, so it can be hard to understand at times. Roboute: A channel with tutorials for stuff like running a planet or putting on armour. If people ask him to explain something he can just send them a link. Morty: Not very active, sometimes pictures of some funky plants and little texts about them. Magnus: Video-essays. He dissappers for months and then returns with a four-hour-video (minimum) about the most random topic. Hugely popular. Horus: Look at my sexy abs! Look at my huge bicep! Soft-porn-pictures of him and his sons. Probally also had OnlyFans. Lorgar: Social media is great for preaching! So he does that! Deletes all his accounts after monarchia. Vulkan: Food! He loves trying out new recipes from diffrentc cultures! At the start of every recipe is a pagelong story, which people actually read Corvus: Also writes Fanfic. Very, very good fanfic if a bit edgy at times. Kind of has a rivalery with Konrad. Also runs a very active blog, about both writing and justice, with occasional bits about guerilla-warfare Alpharius Omegon: Just the worst trolls. Dozens if not hundreds of sockpuppet accounts. They are having a good time.

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HERETICS 💀💀💀 warhammer 40k has me in it's fucking clutches dude. a little lineup of my interpretation of the traitor primarchs as a thing i've been chippin away at between work stuff

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Golden Demon Winners 2024 - Horus Heresy Category

You ABANDON Horus???

You leave him to pursue other projects like the Thunder Warrior???

Throne for Father, Throne for 10,000 years!!!

Since it’s still April 10th in many time zones. Here’s to a beloved holiday that really highlights the themes of this book series :)

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Loyalists + Bonus

The Pity

Merry Christmas everyone! 🎄