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Peacocks are hilarious, really. They really are just like
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I know it's not the worst thing about capitalism. But I do think there's something really *bad* about the fact that between lack of leisure time, lack of disposable income, and "hustle culture" mindset that for many, many, many people the primary/only way they are able to express their creativity and artistic aesthetics is through consumer culture. Buying stuff and displaying that stuff.
When like...making stuff. Drawing, painting, weaving, crafting, sketching is like, baked deep deep into our bones as humans.
But I know so many adults who haven't like...drawn a picture since they were children.
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Show up at work like hi boss sorry I'm late my I was helping my mother track down one specific 90s dungeon crawler for the purposes of obtaining a muffin recipe the developer hid in the files
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This white man is trustworthy in the kitchen
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Unique stylized/simplified "pseudo-3D" illustration of the Yoshi's Island 1 level from Super Mario World, seen in a 1990 issue of the Japanese Famitsu magazine.
The actual map of the level is provided on the bottom, for comparison (please zoom in to view). Note that only the largest landscape features are represented in the simplified version, and that the proportions of the terrain are heavily altered.
Main Blog | Twitter | Patreon | Source: 1: Famitsu (Japan), Issue 114, 1990; 2
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Are there any chaos (or non chaos) Astartes who can 1v1 a Custodian? Like how juiced do you need to be. This can be about characters (i.e. could Ahriman do it because he’s a magical girl, could Moloc or Khârn do it cause supremely combat oriented) or general (a chaos lord on the verge of becoming a Prince could do it, a particularly powerful sorcerer or possessed, etc).
Or would a Custodian always win 1v1?
Ahriman, Moloc, Khârn, Abaddon, Tyberos, Typhus, etc. It's like with Thunder Warriors, where they sit far enough above the average astartes (Primaris included) in a 1v1 that you basically needed your upper echelon named guys for it.
Keep in mind, also, that Custodes are much better suited than Astartes to single combat. Astartes are purposefully designed to fight in groups, Custodes are all made as individuals, and operate like individuals. An Astartes overpowering a Custodes in a 1v1 is only feasible when said Astartes is singularly talented, resourceful and/or just stronk.
This is reflected consistently in the novels, too. A group of astartes can bring down individual Custodes effectively and systematically. One on one, though, it's brutally one-sided.
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I know "60s housewives who invented slash fanfiction" has taken on a life of its own as a phrase, but Kirk/Spock didn't really exist until the 70s and THOSE WOMEN HAD JOBS. They were teachers and librarians and bookkeepers and scientists and they damn well spent their own money going to conventions, printing zines, buying fanart and making fandom happen. Put some respect on their names.
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Fuck it I'm tired I'm half delusional and I can regret it in the morning. Oh well.
Primarchs and their favourite places to kiss ~♡
This may (is likely to) be out of character, many apologies.
Lion: Back of your hand. It's a classic, it's sweet, and he's not all that much of a physically affectionate bloke at the start.
Fulgrim: Tip of your nose and then rests his forehead against yours. He says it's "so you can gaze into his beautiful eyes and admire them", but it's actually because his eyes are windows to his thoughts and having you see his love for you is far easier than saying it out loud.
Perturabo: Your temple. He can still focus on his work while you demand affection from him (you're not demanding, he kissed you totally unprompted as you were walking past. He's just a bitch about it)
Khan: Your jawline. He kisses all over it and then may bite your ear to tease you. Not always, because he does treasure genuine affection, but when he's in a mischievous mood...well, >:)
Russ: Your neck. Specifically your nape and pulse point, he kisses your nape as an everyday sort of thing, almost even a greeting, while your pulse point is a little more...personal. Most go for the neck when they aim to kill something, after all, and he just wants you to know that he's protecting you, rather than a threat.
Dorn: Your cheek. It's soft, it's meaningful and it's as close to your lips as he can get without actually kissing you on them. He's a bit self-concious of the fact that his mouth is like three times the size of yours and he doesn't particularly like sloppy kisses unless yknow. He's.. distracted 😏.
Konrad: Your jugular. He's pressing his teeth to it more than his lips - it's not necessarily a threat, he's just not a very good kisser. But sometimes it's soft, softer than the down from Sanguinius's wings, on a rare day where he remembers that he CAN be gentle.
Sanguinius: Your inner left wrist. Another pulse point kisser but like...extra romantic. He likes to feel your heartbeat against his face to truly remind him that you are here with him. It keeps him in the moment rather than his mind spiralling into the future.
Ferrus: Your hands. He kisses each of your knuckles and then the back of your hand. If you catch him on a very rare day, he'll pepper his kisses all the way up to your shoulder and then your cheek, Gomez Addams style.
Angron: Your shoulders. Specifically the backs of them, he feels the need to be as far from your face when he kisses you because he doesn't trust himself not to rip your face off with his teeth. If you want him to kiss your face, you'll have to initiate it.
Guilliman: Your forehead/hair. He likes to kiss here because it means you can sit on his lap while he works and he can give you affection while doing it. Multitasking 👍. Every time he leans down to check one of his documents, he kisses you.
Mortarion: Your eyelids. He kisses both of them and then your forehead. He doesn't really like physical contact and isn't used to it, and it's sort of like he's appreciating that you see him, you're aware of what he looks like and that you still manage to show him affection.
Magnus: Your forehead. Smack dab in the middle of it, near the crown of your hair. When he kisses it, it sort of feels like he's kissing something inside of you. HE IS. He's kissing your third eye. The sneaky psychic bitch is kissing your third eye.
Horus: Your lips. He's a good kisser and it's easy to wipe your mind of your worries when he's distracted you.
Lorgar: Your hands. He gives the most devoted kisses to your hands it almost makes your lips jealous. The complete and utter reverence he holds for you is obvious with the way he drops to his knees to press a featherlight kiss to your fingertips and then the palm of your hand.
Vulkan: Your palms. He likes to kiss your palms, specifically your Heart Line (palm reader vulkan anyone??) on your left hand, and sometimes he'll tell you something silly and sweet like "mm, says here you'll have three kids and a mansion on the beach" while tracing your Life Line with his pinkie with the biggest grin on his face.
Corvus: On your cheek directly under your eyes. Yes, his nose does poke you in the eye sometimes but you'll have to deal because Corvus Corax Nuzzles Your Cheek Before He Kisses It. Corvus noses at your cheeks like a bird preening and then kisses you.
Alpharius: Everywhere. It depends on the day, really, sometimes it's your cheek, other times your ear, and occasionally your lips. It's a sweet surprise every time!
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Vocaloid Song Showdown!!: Round 2D
Please listen to the songs before voting!
"ECHO" by Crusher, CircusP; feat. GUMI
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"My R" by KurageP; feat. Hatsune Miku
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SINGIN’ IN THE RAIN (1952) dir. Gene Kelly, Stanley Donen
– Costume design by Walter Plunkett
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having anxiety is like being given permanent unwanted custody of a halter arabian. like okay buddy is it panic time again. cool you probably need more exercise and an apple and then maybe you'll calm down.
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MJ家・柴ボーダーシェパ on X: “新しい車にテンション上がる子 https://t.co/8sdYel5Vsx” / X
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