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iwasbored777 · 2 years

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Brendan Fraser's The Mummy movie: The male lead is skilled af but the female is smart and just as cool, they are a cool team, there are side characters who are helpful too, we make sure everyone is involved and we give everyone respectful amount screen time and everyone is important for the movie's plot. The Mummy is evil but he's interesting, he is respected as a great villain and it takes a lot of characters to defeat him cuz that's realistic. The movie is a fun chilly timeless classic.

Tom Cruise's The Mummy movie: Tom Cruise does everything, Tom Cruise saves everything on his own, he's a hero, he's a God, he's better than you and the other characters are here what for?

#Watched Tom Cruise's version the other day and disappointment is everything #The Mummy is one of my favs ever #But the remake is trash #I was kid having crush on both Eve and Rick #Even Imhotep is hot #Characters are so freakin likable #Tom Cruise is just Tom Cruise #He can't top this #Also the plot of the new one is bad #The Mummy

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charlietheepicwriter7 · 5 months

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One of Jonathan Crane's last patients before he began his experiments with fear gas was a young boy, barely out of his toddler years, who'd wake up every night screaming from intense nightmares.

Jonathan could still recognize that boy over a decade later as the boy was wheeled into Arkham Asylum, strapped to a gurney. Danny Fenton shot him a tired grin. "Hey, Doc! You mind if we start holding sessions again? I got a lot more tangible fears I need to work through this time."

#dc x dp #dp x dc #dcxdp #dpxdc #dc crossover #dp crossover #c: jonathan crane #c: danny fenton #arkham asylum #everyone and their mother can tell that danny isn't criminally insane enough to be at arkham #but danny managed to fake it enough to get sent there instead of blackgate #bc the GIW are on his behind and you can't disappear someone from arkham #escape? easily #but break in and disappear a whole person?#unless you're insane work there or batman breaking in is a nightmare #and headcount is too often; he'd be noticed as gone in 4 hours tops #plus his old psychologist is there and if he DOES disappear batman will at least investigate #jonathan is bluescreening right now; has so much time really passed?#jon's going to have a midlife crisis now

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chrisbangz · 1 month

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channie of the day (9/∞) SOBA Blue Carpet ✦ 190822

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bigkickguy · 1 year

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FRIDAY NIGHT DANTE DANCING

#limbus company #dante #kickdraw #screenshot redraw #listen - something needed to take the place of michael gray's the weekend or dante would be out here in their underwear on top of a printer #I should do a redraw of that later though...#i can't decide if i should do one with vergilius dancing with them or if he's not into it and just holds their coat in the bg somewhere #either is hilarious to me so its hard to decide #pre leviathan vergilius dances - post leviathan vergilius holds the coat #maybe?

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diioonysus · 8 months

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cats + art

#i cant find the artist or the name of this one #let chat angora by jean honore fragonard #no title but by clement burlison #can't find title but its by albert ranney chewett #for these i cant seem to find the titles but i do know the artists #but this one is by arthur rackham #cat churning butter 14th century germany #carl kahler is the artist but he did all cat paintings so i cant find the exact name #in a roman osteria by carl heinrich bloch #still life with a cat and a mackerel on a table top by giovanni rivalta #feline friends by agnes m cowieson #the butterfly and the cat by lily martin spencer #katzchen am fressnapf by julius adam the younger #the sewing box by henriette ronner #white cat watching a butterfly by arthur heyer #the milk dish by alfred brunel de neuville #the first lap by helen cridland #best friends by leon jean basile perrault #portrait of julie manet by pierre-auguste renoir #girl with cat by nikolaevich kramskoy #the nosegay by ford madox brown #my wife's lovers by carl kahler #magdeleine pinceloup de la grange nee de parseval by jean-baptiste perronneau #the sleep of the child jesus by charles le brun #jeune femme et petit garcon tenant un chat by john hoppner #cat and a toy ball by sophie wohl sperlich #a man feeding a cat by unknown #kitchen still life with fish and cat by sebastian stoskopff #two young women wrapped in yukata after a bath by kitagawa utamaro #the trespassers surprise by morley e

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declamationark · 4 months

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Between Danny’s constant sleep deprivation, school stress, and his villains’ differing levels of goofiness, I’m surprised he didn’t try just.. crying, like there’s a reasonable chance they immediately regret making this kid cry

like dude, you get catharsis and your enemies get Guilted into awkwardly going "there there buddy (help??? how to stop crying??? do I just pat the kid's head????)" and giving you gifts

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bardic-irritation · 1 year

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Ok so, assuming he's actually going to go through with this, the funniest possible way to proceed is for the entire internet to immediately be really nice to whoever succeeds him. Hype up all their policy decisions, minimal cyberbullying, just really rub it in for Elon that this was personal and it's not an impossible job, actually, you just didn't know what you were doing.

#twitter #elon musk #we can't overlook the potential for absolute psychological warfare against this moron #also hilarious possibility: he picks the top volunteer on the tweet to succeed him #would karl jacobs be a good CEO? probably not lmao but he can't be worse than the current one

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genderqueerpond · 4 days

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We don't talk enough about the fact that Amelia Pond, s5 Amelia Pond, before the timeline is reset, isn't just a normal orphan. Her parents didn't die, didn't abandon her, and didn't send her away. They never existed in the first place.

And if her parents never existed, then Amelia cannot exist. She is a causal impossibility.

"People fall out of the world sometimes, but they always leave traces." A photograph. A face carved into an apple. Yes. Sure.

A child.

Now that's too big, surely.

But that's what she is. She is exactly the same as these things. A trace. An echo of something that could never be, never was, never could have been.

And the universe should never allow it. A whole person, that's just too much. She could not have continued to exist indefinitely, in normal circumstances, after her parents never existed.

In normal circumstances.

Because the Doctor didn't just save her from things coming out of the crack in her wall. He saved her from going into it. And he didn't just save her from the threat of going into it simply because of its vicinity.

No, by arriving when he did, he interrupted a process that was probably already in motion. And then by arriving again only moments later on a cosmic relative timestream (too quickly for the process to complete) and yet in the local relative timestream, years later --- years of a potential future caught midway through the process of rewriting -- he solidified that existence. Amy is a creature from another timeline, caught in amber. The Doctor prevented her from never existing, but only after she could already never exist.

And so, no one around Amelia thinks about it. Neither does she. There's some kind of consciousness block, because if you thought about it, really thought about it, for two seconds you'd realize she cannot exist. And the human mind can't deal with that. So, to protect itself, everyone's brain simply slides off it before ever noticing. They just assume that her existence makes sense, and don't question it, and don't notice what they don't question, that is staring them in the face.

But of course, to some extent they do notice. They can't think it, but they notice subconsciously that there's something they can't think. They notice there's something wrong with her, something uncanny. And they don't like it, and they alienate her even more because of it.

"Does it ever bother you Pond that your life existence doesn't make any sense?"

#like!!!!!! why arent we talking about this!!!!!!!#amelia pond #amy pond #the ultimate autism metaphor on top of being autistic anyway #doctor who #dw #ndw #dw theory #lavender thoughts #SHE CAN'T EXIST SHE IS LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE #you called clara the impossible girl but that's amy #and THEN the fact that even after it's all set right #she remains shaped by -- remains deeply traumatized by -- a timeline that never happened; a reality that never was #AUGH !!!!!#some wounds just can't heal even if the thing that caused them never existed in the first place #some wounds remain as a TRACE of the other time just as you yourself were once #THE mental illness rep of all time #and in the big bang of course the doctor had to take the shortcut because if they'd all gone the long way round #she'd have been gone before he got there #as starless universe's little amelia disappeared.... it could be millienia but from another perspective it HAD to be moments #they made it only in the nick of time #and the doctor knew that #pond #the life and times of amy pond

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kaleidoru · 18 days

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see you in hell i guess

#anthro #furry #lion #dragon #angel #oc: sam #oc: samael #if Sam is currently in his early 20s then this is him in his 30s #no major change but he gets further markings under his eyes #he gets coloured streaks in his hair #and he gets tips on his ears and tail #eventually his hair will be like blonde up top/his bangs and purple further down #like a real adult male lion mane kind of i can't explain it lmao #(this was recycled from how I tried to do Yaya's hair once)

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ryllen · 6 months

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the hat it is.

#he can't lie with all those long reasons it is the hat #twst #twisted wonderland #trey clover #epel felmier #fanart #one of my top favorite fanarts is when trey wearing octavinelle dorm clothes jade is rendered stupid fhsdhsdh #x'D #birthday jacket

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penguinsblues · 2 months

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comfort is suffocating

#fanart #metalocalypse #skwisgaar skwigelf #dethklok #i think it's kind of a recurring nightmare he might have #as a neurotic perfectionist his biggest fear is succumbing to complacency #he's on the top #but can't relax and give in to the comfort of his position #because the second he lets his guard down #it all will unravel (or so it seems to him)#he keeps his room austere and minimal #but in the dream he's drowning in piles of suffocatingly soft pillows #guitar out of his reach #shattered to pieces impossible to reassemble #and the more he struggles to get up #the more it's sucking him into the void #like a soft fluffy choking inescapable quicksand #<3

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wilteddreamsofbaldursgate · 3 months

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I’m really torn over Ascended Astarion because, yes, he would have you sit naked on his lap like the good little pet that you are (it simplifies a lot of things). Giving you some two-hour-long edgy monologue over his Dark Desires™ (you're just nodding along), while nonchalantly blowing 1000 gold cigar smoke in your face (you haven’t decided how hot you actually think this is).

But on the other hand, it's a given that Astarion would take one drag of the cigar and suffer a violent coughing fit midway through his Ascended Bullshit®, requiring you to fuss over him (not in front of the servants, pet, please!), only to later pretend it never happened (he can pretend all he wants; you won't. Not in private, at least).

The only thing that truly ascended was Astarion's ego; any self-awareness whatsoever went down the ritualistic drain. He can see himself in the mirror again, yes, but he’s blissfully ignorant of the silly little man looking right back at him.

#astarion #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 #ascended astarion #baldur's gate 3 #astarion headcanons #baldur's gate astarion #astarion ancunin #look I get it Ascended Astarion is hot #but I just can't take him seriously #he ascended his ego to the very top making his inevitable fall so much worse #because...does anybody believe Astarion would last a year as the high and mighty vampire lord?#I doubt it.

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 10 months

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more outfit requests, ft some pretty fellas!

Anna Valerious Frank for @sheriffopossum, & sparkly dress Wally for @wheatlover <3

#thank you for the Looks!#also possum thank you for giving me an excuse to Remember the source of my gay awakening #and the added excuse to try and scribble her banger outfit #i watched van helsing exactly once when i was Small #can't remember anything from that movie except her and the monster thing swooping down #and also van helsing on top of her. dont remember his face but by fuck i remember her in Vivid detail #was that tmi? that feels tmi. oh well #anyway the sparkly dress was fun! im unsure if i've ever drawn an actual dress before!#its always skirts....#in my mind he's having a little trouble keeping his balance. those are some High heels #scribble garnish #welcome home #welcome home puppet show #welcome home fanart #valerious' outfit was tough to draw #twas a Very fun challenge #it was difficult finding clear photos of her outfits' details #since a lot were either low lighting or cosplays or video game things or somethin #also her hair - gorgeous beautiful stunning - covered an important chunk of the fit #BUT I FOUND IT!!! I FOUND THE DETAILS!!!#took me a solid hour but i found it all #it was a nice excuse to gaze respectfully but Directly at her #anna valerious i had it for you before i even knew gay people existed <3

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mattodore · 3 months

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somehow managed to make matthias look even more bitchy

#''river what happened to working on your werewolf oc? the one from yesterday?'' ……let's not discuss it i simply can't bear to talk about it #river dipping #matthias evanoff #echthroi #ts4 #ts4 edit #simblr #did not need to edit this but we'll never see him with this hair again so i figured. sure why not spend a little bit of time on this #this looks very similar to his hair from when he was a child..... he had swoopy bangs and a middle part back then #...............staring at him like this i kind of want to eat him #kjfgksjfg #the messier his hair is the more i'm like Oh?#like italicized /Oh?/#….i have nothing else to say here like there was rlly no need for me to post this i just thought hm. he looks pretty <3 #i changed his jaw a bit and made his chin smaller… idk if it’s noticeable #theo is untouched (by the veronicas… classic) like i didn’t change his sim at all #…….can i be honest the reason why i abandoned ria’s sim is bc i realized fuck. i do NAWT have decent fem frame clothing #especially not for a butch lesbian sim like. why is everything a crop top….#tbf tho. i’m not mad about getting to look at alessandria’s happy trail #.................deep sigh. but i'm gonna go back to it rn.#i think i'll just leave her outfits like they used to be for now even tho i don't really like what she's wearing

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atticollateral · 2 months

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Ok good omens final 15 rant because I NEED to get it out of me before I bombard my family with my annoying ass.

That fucking kiss was the kind that stole EVERYTHING and gave NOTHING in return. I know that kind of kiss. It's disgusting and desperate and awful and selfish and that's what makes it GOOD, do you hear me?! IT'S SUPPOSED TO FEEL WRETCHED. IT'S SUPPOSED TO RIP OUT YOUR HEART. HE'S RIPPING OUT AZIRAPHALE'S. DO YOU HEAR ME. ARE YOU LISTENING--

DO YOU SEE AZIRAPHALE AFTER. HE LOOKS HEARTBROKEN. CONFUSED. DISTRESSED. HURT. DISGUSTED- maybe not with Crowley but most assuredly with himself, most likely. IT'S PERFECT. Good God can you hear me SHOUTING???

Crowley is taking what he wishes that he had from Aziraphale, what he wants to share with him, wildly grasping onto his desperate need for connection, he's fucking hungry and flailing and grasping at straws DID YOU EVEN SEE HOW HE GRABBED HIS COLLAR. HE'S GRABBING HIM LIKE HE'S THE LAST THING ON EARTH LIKE HE'S THE ONLY THING IN THE UNIVERSE AND FRANKLY TO HIM HE IS!!! HE IS

And Aziraphale is left stammering and broken and hurt after he doesn't know what to do or say so he just spits out "I forgive you" BECAUSE HE KNOWSSS

And the music just accentuates it it's AWFUL and LOUD and INTENSE and MELANCHOLY. it shatters your very soul and it's fucking horrible. I will never stop crying. Ever. It hurts so badly. I'm smacking my hands together for emphasis.

I can feel that tightening knot in my chest, the kind you feel when you're desperate and feel like you're falling and you can't catch yourself. This isn't even a euphemism it's actually real and a feeling I know all too well. It's a dark ever growing pit that's gnawing and clawing at you. You're losing your battle & everything is going wrong for you & your whole world is collapsing around you. I felt that soul crushing pain. That's how you know the writing and acting is good because you can actually FEEL how the characters are feeling in yourself. It's fucking immaculate. I love good omens.

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vannral · 10 months

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"Chalked yourself another kill?"

"That makes two."

I can't get over this look on Jake's face, how he looks at Bradley. His eyes are wet and he looks so fond. The teasing melts, leaving only this softness and I love it.

#hangster #sereshaw #top gun #jake hangman seresin #they revert back to their usual banter but he thought bradley had DIED #and now bradley's here alive and smiling and beautiful and jake can't help but to smile at him and feel EVERYTHING that he does #he's IN LOVE #and i'll die on that hill #vann makes stuff

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