#Harry’s such a sassmaster
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hello!! i saw your post about the art raffle and wanted to throw my prompt in the ring! i would LOVE to see more of your professor harry in short shorts, but maybe going for a morning jog with professor malfoy who is not at all good at exercising and can barely even make 1 lap while harry cheerfully jogs past him. just draco wheezing and sweating and staggering forward at a pitifully slow pace, harry with gorgeous thighs glistening in the morning light
I would love to see more of him, too, you knowhatimean
Professor Malfoy is too busy withering to enjoy the view, sadly.
Based off this silly cross country meme I found omg
#Harry’s such a sassmaster#professor au#hogwarts#harry potter#harry potter fanart#drarry#hpdm#harry in shorts#draco malfoy#art#drawing#sketch#artists on tumblr#doodle#digital art#comic#boshdraws#bosh art bash
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the obvious one: snarry!
Hiya Ashes!!!! Thank you not only for sending an ask, but for giving me an opportunity to chat more about my beloved. 😍 Very kind of you!
1.) What made you ship it?
I answered this a bit yesterday in a different ask from Liv, but basically some combination of Harry and Snape being my favorite characters, and the idea sort of clicking after I read a Drarry fic where Snape had the hots for Draco ("okay...Draco/Harry...Draco/Snape...but what about Harry/Snape????") After that I dived into the deep end of the Snarry pool and never came up for air. 🤣 They just clicked for me.
It's like...I don't know. I guess I love them both so much (and always did love them) for a reason, and the more I read the more it made sense. At first it was the taboo nature that appealed to me, not gonna lie. The age difference, the student/teacher, the love/hate, the angst. There were so many darkness and grittiness and angstiness in those earlier fics that simply sang to my soul. I was so young (11) when I discovered it, so I don't think I was rationalizing it back then, but over time it just...I saw more of their similarities and how they fit together and how they worked together. I saw all the ways they could clash and and fight and break, and mold and mend and heal. All they ways they could be each other's strength, and weakness. The ways they could make each other better, and make each other worse. The ways they could hurt each other, the ways they could fulfill each other.
Typing that all out reminded me of a song that always gave me Snarry feels:
And then I crashed into you
And I went up in flames, could've been the death of me
But then you breathed your breath in me
And I crashed into you
Like a runaway train, you will consume me
But I can't walk away
"Crashed" by Daughtry
2.) What are your favorite things about the ship?
OHO WHERE DO I BEGIN????
First of all, they're soulmates. No, I am not accepting criticism at this time.
The stag and doe patronuses???? Helloooo. Meant to be.
Also: their synastry: here and here.
The "wrongness" of it between the age gap, the power imbalance, and Harry being the savior while Severus is a spy (and ex-Death Eater.) Not to mention all the complicated ties and baggage with Snape's ex best friend being Lily and his school bullies were James (the father) and Sirius (the godfather.) Imagine an AU where everyone lives...even if Severus never was a Death Eater, or Harry's professor, how much drama would ensue just from those ties alone???? SO MUCH AND I LOVE IT.
Harry's fame and Severus' infamy. How everyone will always hero-worship Harry and see him through rose-colored glasses while Severus is feared and/or hated by so many people (particularly his pupils.) The popularity/unpopularity alone would raise so many eyebrows and raise so many questions.
I love their flaws. Severus being such a snarky bastard, and Harry being a sassmaster. Severus being so temperamental and rude and strict and proud. Harry being reckless and a bit self-righteous and pretty hot-headed himself. They're both rather intense and obsessive. Even their physical flaws do things to me. Harry's wild hair and his knobby knees. Severus' hooked nose and greasy hair.
I love their virtues, too. I often wax poetic about flaws, but the good stuff is just as nice! They're both curious, and passionate, and bold. They're both intelligent in their own ways, Severus more academic and Harry with more intuitive, gut-knowledge. Severus being so skilled in the mental realm, Harry in the physical. The ways those different intelligences complement each other and balance each other. They're both magically skilled and powerful. They love both love magic. They're both a bit adventurous, Severus with his experimentation and invention, Harry with his quests and sneaking. They're both very strong, and brave. They both overcame so much hardship in life, from their younger years and onward, neither of them really catching much of a break. They both played such vital roles in the war. They were both used as tools and weapons in the war effort, seen more for their use than personal, individual value. They were both determined to help and win and do what was right. Both were willing to die for the cause (and did.) They're both loyal, devoted, determined men.
They can see themselves in each other, for better and worse. And once they break down the walls between them, those parts of them can meet and blend and work together.
Best of all...for two men who were once seen as worthless, as targets, and later valued for their usefulness, all the joy they can find in being seen for themselves, and accepted and understood and even loved for those things. And how two men who suffered so much finding love and joy and fulfillment in one another. And I love to imagine their future together, totally obsessed with each other, challenging each other, and growing together. Traveling, maybe, with Severus foraging for material and studying new things while Harry explores new places and hobbies and meets new people. Their individual goals aligning, giving them space, but also a place to meet, and all the things they can respect in one another.
3.) Is there an unpopular opinion you have on your ship?
Hmmm!! Nothing I have a problem with regarding Snarry, but maybe my preferences can cause issues! See, I really like the more questionable parts of their dynamic. I like the underage stuff, I like the student/teacher. I love dub-con and angst. I dig the toxic relationship vibes. I dig the love/hate. I love the fighting and the tension. I love them when they're mean. I love it dark and gritty and awful. I love the weird stuff. I have an undying devotion to "ugly" Snape. (Better explained: here.) (Sorry for all the extra suggested reading LOL.) I like other characters having negative reactions to the relationship.
For all the "issues" I need there to be love deep down, and passion. I need them to be absolutely bonkers for each other, even if they handle it badly.
I've had some of my favorite stories and depictions come under fire before but a gal likes what she likes, what can I say 🤷♀️
(....sorry for talking your eyeballs off 🤣 But idk what anyone can expect when getting me going about Snarry!)
ship asks
answered: Dramione, Snarry
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Side Blogs:
I have multiple side blogs for all of the fandoms I'm in! So if you wanna check out stuff I've written our posted, check out the following:
(Note* I will update this as I make new blogs, and some blogs may be rather empty)
Harry Potter [mostly marauders]: @marauder-ing-your-heart
Hannibal [NBC]: @will-graham-slut-era
Merlin [BBC]: @beloved-merthur
Grishaverse [Shadow and Bone]: @bones-for-sure
Good Omens: @chaotically-ineffable-husbands
The Sandman [Netflix]: @dreaming-of-morpheus
The Maze Runner: @newtie-and-tommy
Shadow Hunters [Netflix]: @lightwood-bane-sassmaster-69
Teen Wolf: @nogitsune-is-a-simp
Patrochilles [the greek mythos and soa]: @endlesslydevoted-patrochilles
Omniscent Reader's Viewpoint [mostly joongdok]: @joongdok-stellar-collision
DC: @dc-eased
#side blogs#will be adding to this#also i have school and stuff so I post really sporadically#lots of these blogs may not have any posts in them yet#sorry about that#i mostly post a ridiculous amount during the holidays tho#so be prepared#fanfic
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Spock & McCoy relationship Analysis: Mudd's Women
Image description with extra snark: Image is a screenshot from the episode, depicting Commander Spock in his usual blue shirt standing in a doorway with the most smug look on his face you can imagine. Whatever you're imagining, it's more smug.
Ah, Mudd's Women. There is so much to be said about this episode's treatment of women, SO much. Sigh. However, this watchthrough is focused on interactions between Commander Sassmaster up there and Leonard "Beer Goggles" McCoy.
In short, con artist and smuggler Harry Mudd is picked up while engaging in human trafficking, specifically, mail order brides. The women have been given a drug to make them irresistible--a drug which seems to consist of magically applied makeup and sexy poses. The plot, unsurprisingly, focuses on how this drug deceives the men involved, and not the women's circumstances--though Eve does get a few good lines in.
Individual effects: Spock Stress-O-Meter: 3/10. He is in charge while the rest of the male crew are acting only slightly more intelligently than they did when they were drunk on magic water--though Kirk does manage to mostly keep his shit together. The ship is in moderate jeopardy due to damaged "lithium crystals". However, he gets to spend the entirety of the episode feeling superior to everyone else, which you know, helps.
McCoy Stress-O-Meter: 2/10. McCoy seems mostly smitten by the ladies and bemused by the whole situation. He, however, is the person who figures out that the women are being altered in some way, as they made his medical equipment make unhappy noises.
Interactions: Two of real note: First, in the transporter room when the women arrive. Both McCoy and Scotty stare at the women as if hypnotized, to the point they do not respond to Kirk calling them from the Bridge. Spock is also bemused to silence, though he is mostly watching McCoy (not Scotty) with an expression of what looks like amusement that fades to concern. Second, at the very end of the episode, Spock makes one of his usual criticisms of emotionality. McCoy makes a humorous reference to the location of Spock's heart, which Spock responds to by asserting that he is quite happy that his physiology differs from humans. The interaction is very similar to the one in The Naked Time, but feels even more like a shared joke between the two men.
Analysis: Again, not going to talk about the enormous human trafficking elephant in the room (this time). This episode is the first time I've noticed Spock seeming genuinely protective toward McCoy, even if it's just a somewhat worried glance in his direction. It also seems to be establishing McCoy and Spock teasing each other about their respective species, Spock targeting human emotionality and McCoy targeting Spock's physical traits. This time, it could be argued that Spock started it, but there are NAH today. (I mean toward each other--all three members of the Triumvirate handled human trafficking really, really poorly. I may have to do another pass through the episodes later dealing with colonialism and white male supremacy...)
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Niall learned from the Sassmaster his idol. I think he can be Sasser than Harry.
Oh, he definitely learned his sass from Louis. I think Harry is sassy in a funny, loghthearted way, whereas Niall's sassy is more funny and sarcastic
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❄️Tues 27 Oct ‘20🐖
Ho ho ho! Liam is (alongside all of his spooky content) also giving us Christmas realness and releasing a Christmas song called Naughty List on Friday. There’s clearly a woman’s voice on the song, but he hasn’t credited his mystery collab. There is some speculation that it’s Dixie D’Amelio, but I guess we’ll have to wait for Friday to find out. Liam’s current constant companion Conor has been making back to back appearances in his Tik Toks, lending credibility to my theory that they are roomies right now. Or maybe they just can’t get enough of each other! Harry has stepped up on twitter to retweet one of Joe Biden’s ads and say, “If I could vote in America, I’d vote with kindness”. HSHQ has released Golden merch, including a cute Italian themed hoodie - proving that they CAN make good merch when they WANT TO, but they they don’t want to very often, as they also came out with a T-Shirt that could have been completely ripped off of a tumblr shitpost that made fun of their terrible T-Shirts. They also tweeted a mock-up picture of the new Co-Op live stadium, which looks cool, but shows no signs of being pandemic friendly.
Louis liked a tweet about his promo, which is one of the rare times he’s chimed in on the discourse. 1075 The River (a radio sation) tweeted, “ugh @/Louis_Tomlinson has my heart”, and @/LTxPromo said, “does your station have @/Louis_Tomlinson music to spin as well?”. Ever the sassmaster, Louis liked the second tweet! Louis made headlines for his support of with Marcus Rashford, and iHeartRadio posted his (warning?) selfie, captioning it, “We get so lost in @/Louis_Tomlinson’s eyes”. Hey what a coincidence - I know someone you can talk to about that! And, speaking of radio promo, Niall (who spent all of yesterday in a studio, making MORE MUSIC we won’t get to hear for a while) went around doing more radio interviews to promote his upcoming concert, even saying about One Direction, “we were just kids when we started, and now there’s kids...kids everywhere!” He didn’t mention any names, but went on to reassure the interviewer (Lorraine) that HE would not be adding to the brood of children any time soon: “I’m comfortable with where I’m at, at the moment”.
Before we get into the next bit, can we just spend one more gleeful second with the Italian sun shining on our faces and the scent of Christmas pudding? Okay, well. On we go with the “never ending cycle of media speculation”, and our favorite pub dwelling pigs.
Celebtm published part two of their article on Briana and Micheal Straus and it is...a mess. As are, by the way, the instagram comments under that post, but we’ll get there. The article itself is riddled with contradictions: is Louis an involved father who loves his son or is Briana a single mother who is struggling to provide for him? After making a few claims about how involved Louis was with Freddie, Straus went on to say that he himself “wanted to step up and be the man in Freddie’s life” and that “whether or not [Louis is] an absentee father isn’t for me to say”. That is to say, it’s all bullshit. Including, by the way, the initial claim that he was scammed out of his money, as he goes on to say that he told Briana not to worry about paying him back! We often make jokes about these people, but let's be frank: Michael Straus is vile, and the reason that he is suing Briana is because he’s upset he never got to look at her new breasts. That - however ridiculous - is the premise of the case. And if that wasn't messy enough, guess who works for celebtm and is getting in on the action: BOOPSY! Yes, our old pal Boopsy-the-celeb-stalker is also in that mess of a comments section in her official work capacity, letting it be known that she's looking for inside dirt on Briana.
But now let’s dive into what Celebtm had to say about the whole thing, because they have taken a sharp U-turn since part 1 of this article. Hmmm...wonder why? The site remained confused on what their position on Freddie’s parentage was: they leaned heavily on Michael’s quote that said, “he is 100% Louis and Briana’s son”, but also they quoted fans who said that he wasn’t, and then!! They claimed (in the comments section of the instagram post) to have offered to pay for a paternity test for Louis. Well, hey I know a ton of people that would start a gofundme and pay for it themselves (not that we’d need to, uh, I think Louis’ got it covered)! They then claim that LTHQ declined their offer because, “the deal he made with Briana saves him millions. We know she only receives less than 60k a year and the money meant for Freddie goes to … self upkeep for Briana”. This is even funnier today, when Louis’ net worth was calculated at 47 million pounds.
So here’s where the research gets verbose, but I’m going to attempt to present it as simply and concisely as I can. As far as I can tell, there are two ways for an unmarried man to claim paternity in California: the first is to sign a Voluntary Declaration of Paternity upon the child’s birth, at which point your name goes on the birth certificate (this fits with the birth certificate we’ve seen), and you have full parental rights and obligations (custody and child support included) without a necessary DNA test. The second way is to arrange a court hearing and establish paternity through the courts, which does require a DNA test. If you have signed a VDP and then wish to change your mind, you can either fill out a rescission form (which must be done within 60 days of signing the original VDP but only needs one party’s signature) or you can go to court. Celebtm is claiming that Louis has no rights, and is voluntarily paying 60k a year in order to MAINTAIN this Schroedenger’s Baby situation rather than take a test and end the speculation. Even odder, this claim makes it seem like even LOUIS doesn’t know if Freddie is his or not, and he’s just. Paying this random family for a child that might or might not be his, but he’s not involved. But all of this makes perfect sense if he DID sign a VDP, then immediately rescinded it, and is now paying for something other than child support.
TLDR: this all looks like a mess that doesn't add up but it all makes sense if he did sign this one document, took it back, and is now paying for something other than child support - let’s call it secrecy rather than silence, because if there’s one thing we know about this family, it’s that they can’t shut up.
#liam#harry#louis#niall#and#the clown car#my source for the legal stuff: https://www.courts.ca.gov/selfhelp-parentage.htm?rdeLocaleAttr=en#i gotta im disappointed with the timing of the celebtm drop yesterday#discourse and i made two beautiful posts and then all the wind got taken out of our sails#sighhhhh#yeah thats me for today come ask about any questions or just to chat!#anyways!#song of the day!#redwood tree by cam#honestly i could not be more excited for changes#if i tried
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I imagine that Harry’s PR team are losing their minds over 90% of people not taking this stunt seriously whilst Harry just cackles in a corner texting a certain sassmaster all the memes we made😂
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Louis vs. Simon Rap Battle
so I was watching Drop The Mic with Cara Delevigne and I came up with a Louis v Simon rap that I posted in the comments but tumblr needs this too soooo here it is, also disclaimer that if louis says freddie’s his son then he is, i just thought ‘babygate’ would be funny. don’t take it too seriously ;):
Louis: It's funny to think you once had me in a contract,
Hey, it's me! 1/4 of One D, your most successful act.
Face it: I'm your legacy, people will remember me,
While you're pushing up daisies they'll be singing 'Midnight Memories'.
Oh, Simon? Didn't you once say no to us?
Ha, that's funny, WE'RE on the tour bus,
Packing stadiums, I'm the hottest shit around.
But let's focus on YOU: Britain's least favorite clown.
Crowd: oOoOh
Simon:
Louis Tomlinson? Wasn't that the guy
I closeted and reposited cause people thought 'he's bi!'
1/4 of One D? Yeah, the fourth that no one knows.
You sing? Kid, you'd be better taking off your clothes.
'I'd marry Harry' he goes, and then fans thought of Larry,
an "iPhone conspiracy" that I tried my best to bury.
"Lou can I give you a blowjob?" "I'd love it if you wait"
Motherf*cker wait on this: B-B-BABYGATE.
Crowd: aAaAH
Louis:
Simon, that was a real nice declaration,
Welcome to the present, we're rocking the entire nation.
Would you like to join us? No, don't get out of your seat,
Stay, good boy, would you like a treat?
Look at you, no one knows your name,
People speculate about me but that's all part of fame.
Must be foreign concept for you, good lad,
Watch your mouth and stay in your cereal ads.
Crowd: OOOOH
Simon:
Look at you, better known as Louis Fondlinson
This heartsick kid, give it up for Louis Tomlinson
Call me homophobic but one thing's for sure
The only 'bi' you'll be getting is a 'bye, have fun on tour!'
Kid, you're getting a bit too big for your britches,
Stop running your mouth, snitches get stitches.
Yeah I know everyone thinks you're cute,
But next time you sass me, you're getting the boot.
Crowd: OoOoOHHHHH
Louis:
Call me fond and I'll call you worse
And yeah I'll call you homophobic, I'd sooner see you in a hearse
Always did have trouble watching my mouth
Ya see, I was brought up in Yorkshire South
Born and bred in a little town called Doncaster
Fans worldwide call me the 'sassmaster'
Telling me to watch my tone, bitch I've been there
Sorry, what were you saying? I really don't care.
In America you're still a bona fide nobody:
Nobody knows who you are, the opposite's true for me.
And you called me 'heartsick'? At least I've got heart,
Should've listened to me Simon, and shut up before you start.
#larry#simon cowell#louis tomlinson#simon cowell vs louis tomlinson#rap battle#rap#louis ending simon#simon cowell you shithead#original content
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Never Enough | Larry Stylinson
by IfLarryCouldFlyHome
Three best friends transfer to Doncaster High School, turning the lives of the resident football co-captains upside down.
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High school A/U where a squawky laugh, green eyes and long dorky limbs makes a obviously 5'9 sassmaster find The One, while the Bradford badboy sorta kinda falls for the Payne-train. An Irish potato chills out in his box and ships everything.
(larry with a side of ziam, what do I say, I'm a sucker)
Words: 1271, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
Fandoms: One Direction (Band)
Rating: Not Rated
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Categories: F/M, M/M
Characters: Harry Styles, Louis Tomlinson, Liam Payne, Zayn Malik, Niall Horan
Relationships: Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson, Zayn Malik/Liam Payne
Additional Tags: Harry's too good for the world, Louis' a little broken, Niall's forever sunny, Liam's just pretending he's okay, and Zayn can maybe see what's really on the inside, a whole lot of denial, and ofc sexy stuff hehe, too much falling in love
via AO3 works tagged 'Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson' https://ift.tt/3unKiAM
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I bet all the boys will form a human barricade around louis while chanting "sassmaster from doncaster" while louis sips on raspberry slush with a plastic crown on his head, sitting on a plush red velvet chair, ready to unleash the words of fury
“i heard what you said about any one of harry’s haircuts”
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I was a hardcore L*uie when 1D was still together. I blame the fact that he was a sarcastic bitch and I have a v weak spot for that, anyways... when his album came out I was like OMG YAY then I listened and I was like.... omg no 😬 sorry fellow L*ouies Harry and Niall do it better? 🤷♀️ Sorry not sorry? This may start a war and I'm here for it 👀🍿
the sassmaster from doncaster 🤓 i was always annoyed w louis since like 2012 but i pretended to like him and when those #letniallsing and #letlouissing trends started happening i was like he’s let niall sing but louis... lets hold awf on that
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Tagged by @cantankerouscanuck and @back-in-silver-and-green :))
Name: Sarai
Pronouns: She/her
Nickname: Pi
Zodiac Signs: Capricorn/Snake
Height: I am a perfectly fun-sized 5'2"
Languages: English and Chinese
Nationality: American :)
Favorite Season: Fall
Favorite Flower: I'm a romantic, so roses :)
Favorite Color: Deep, rich blue that comes about when the night fades to black
Favorite Animal: Wolf
Favorite Fictional Character: AGH rn it's Harry Potter, I love my sweet sassmaster boy
Coffee, Tea, or Hot Chocolate: Always hot chocolate 😋
Average Sleep: ~8 hours, I think
Cat or Dog Person: I think I'll have to say cats lest Sissy and Shadow unleash their mighty wrath
Number of Blankets that I Sleep With: 4...
Dream Trip: Travelling across Taiwan and going to night markets every night!!!!
Blog Established: October 2018??
Followers: 730 and I'm so grateful for every single one of you!!!
Random Fact: I can lick the bottom of my chin! My tongue is super long whoopsie
Tagging @stjernfaerie , @are-you-being-sirius , @littlegingrnut , @whatsupitswendy
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omg what is the leaked nando's order????
From sugarscape, 12 April 2013:
One Direction's Nando's order REVEALED - turns out Harry Styles DOESN'T like it hot
Join us in reading way too much into this
The One Direction boys are busy on their Take Me Home tour in Newcastle at the moment, and when they're not singing about Taylor Swift on stage or doing their "co-ordinated walking" stuff that they tend to do, BOYS GOTTA EAT. The Mirror managed to get hold of the boys' Nando's order before they took to the stage last night, and wow. It's a real eye-opener.
Let's begin.
Harry Styles
1 x Double Chicken (Mango & Lime) wrap with cheese & pineapple
Harry's gone without side orders for this one, instead adding his extras INSIDE his wrap - we all know he likes a good stuffing. It's surprises us that he's a Mango & Lime fella, but perhaps a bit of spicy chicken isn't such a good idea when you're under a heavy touring regime - and Haz seems like the type to have a sensitive belly. Wise move, Styles.
Liam Payne
1 x Butterfly Chicken (Medium) No skin
1 x Mixed olives
1 x Perinaise sauce
Liam's choices are probably the most high-end you can get in a Nando's, and it doesn't surprise us at ALL. We can imagine The Paynis nibbling on a few marinated olives while he reads the paper and worries about what time the other boys are staying out until, before tucking a napkin into his collar and moving on to his butterfly chicken, with a drizzling of sauce that's 'just right'. Aww.
Louis Tomlinson
1 x Half Chicken (Medium)
1 x Creamy Mash
1 x Perinaise sauce
OOH LOUIS LOVES HIMSELF A CREAMY MASH.
If anyone can handle a bit of spice it's gonna be the Sassmaster from Doncaster, and Louis' food order could not be a truer reflection on who he is in life; hot, smooth, and SAUCY.
Niall Horan
1 x Double Chicken wrap (Medium) - no lettuce
1 x Spicy rice
5 x Wings (Medium)
1 x Perinaise
1 x Medium sauce
Obviously Nialler's order is about the biggest, and he's SHUNNED the lettuce in favour of more rice and FIVE MORE BITS OF CHICKEN. Whadda guy. Two selections of sauces, we imagine Niall to lay all his food out infront of him like a buffet, before going on a mad dipping and eating frenzy that sees it all practically inhaled within about ten minutes. What passion.
Zayn Malik
1 x Double Chicken pitta (Medium) with cheese
1 x Mixed Olives
1 x Coleslaw
1 x Corn on the cob
1 x Hot sauce
1 x Extra Hot sauce
Now, Zayn clearly loves to have a few bits on the side. He's also gone for hot sauce AND EXTRA HOT SAUCE, so the Bradford Bad Boi can obviously handle just about everything. Giving Niall a run for his money in the giant order stakes, Harry's measly wrap must have looked a sorry state next to Zayn's mountain of joy. Wonder if he needed any help picking the corn out of his teeth afterwards...
Sorry, that was minging.
So, WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?!
Surprised Zayn didn't go for the MACHO PEAS. Grrr.
#1d#never forget the magic of sugarscape#this was a REAL ARTICLE#I have three articles saved#the metro one that called harry and nick boyfriends#the sugarscape nandos order#and the nick grimshaw buys harry styles a banana one#and i do not regret my life choices
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Dear Mr and Mrs Dursley,
We have never been introduced, but I am sure you have heard a great deal from Harry about my son Ron.
As Harry might have told you, the final of the Quidditch World Cup takes place this Monday night, and my husband, Arthur, has just managed to get prime tickets through his connections at the Department of Magical Games and Sports. I do hope you will allow us to take Harry to the match, as this really is a once-in-a lifetime opportunity.
Britain hasn't hosted the cup for thirty years, and tickets are extremely hard to come by. We would of course be glad to have Harry stay for the remainder of the summer holidays, and to see him safely onto the train back to school.
It would be best for Harry to send us your answer as quickly as possible in the normal way, because the Muggle postman has never delivered to our house, and I am not sure he even knows where it is.
Hoping to see Harry soon,
Yours sincerely,
Molly Weasley
P.S. I do hope we've put enough stamps on.
He [Uncle Vernon] held up the envelope in which Mrs. Weasley’s letter had come, and Harry had to fight down a laugh. Every bit of it was covered in stamps except for a square inch on the front, into which Mrs. Weasley had squeezed the Dursleys’ address in minute writing.
“She did put enough stamps on, then,” said Harry
-Sassmaster Harry
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Why "three nuts for Cinderella” is the best Cinderella movie out there
Okay so i know Three nuts for cinderella (Or as it is also known under its german name Drei Haselnüsse für Aschenbrödel) is technically a christmas movie and christmas was 2 fucking months ago but my love for this movie knows no limit to the point that i imagine an AU to this Movie to pretty much all of my OTPS and because in my eyes it is probably the best Movie adaptation of the cinderella Fairy tale out there. It even surpasses the ckassical Didney version in my eyes in certain points. And let me give you a few reasons for why that is:
Cinderella in this version isn’t nearly as much of a pushover as she tends to be in other versions. She actively sasses back and speaks her mind, even throwing the ashes at her stepfamily at one point when they verbally abuse her again , talking about how dirty she is all the time
This Cinderella is a fucking badass. Like she has a fucking crossbow and literally got named the king of the hunt by the prince
The Prince had an actual reason to use the shoe and not remember Cinderella’s face, cuz he literally did not see her face!
Also the prince and cinderella did meet before, with Cinderella in a different disguise each time. Does the two of them had time to develop actual chemistry between them and it is executed way better then in the disney live action version in my eyes.
Cinderella does not have mice in this version but a straight up owl, like harry potter!
Also the beautiful snowy landscapes the movie was filmed in gives you a beautiful warm pre-christmasy feeling.
Awesome soundtrack! I could for example listen to the titlesong all fucking day.
(The prince is also quiet a sassmaster at times)
Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk
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the best part about my current re-read is being reminded how much I adore Harry James Potter, sassmaster 💕
(from Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix by J.K. Rowling)
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