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#Harker x Dracula
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Dracula: don’t sleep anywhere other than your own bed.
Harker: ok.
*a few days later*
Harker: *Is tired and too lazy to go to bed* ooo, a couch
Brides: *Exist and also try to feed from Harker*
Harker: *is low key into it*
Dracula: *slams door open* YOU BITCHES!!!! YOU KNEW I CALLED DIBS!!!!!!!
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argyleheir · 24 days
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On the night before Dracula Daily, don't forget to leave out a young solicitor, full of energy and talent, for your friend the Count 🍷
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jonathansknife · 6 months
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yallemagne · 2 years
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Mina: “Unclean! Unclean! Even the Almighty rejects me! I am bound for Hell!”
Jonathan: “Mina, sweetie. Tell me what I need to pack.”
Mina: *so confused she stops crying* “What?”
Jonathan: “I’m going with you.”
Van Helsing: “NO ONE IS GOING TO HELL!”
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eliseliedl · 24 days
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Mina Harker and Lucy Westenra in Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992) ♡
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ibrithir-was-here · 3 months
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Some Jonmina sweetness commissioned for Valentine’s Day
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thefaeriefeatherdark · 10 months
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A fundamental issue of all the Dracula adaptations that do the Dracula and Mina are in love thing is that they always do it in this stupid "Dracula's dark and alluring mysterious aura draws in Mina" instead of someone asking at a train station when the train for Liverpool is supposed to arrive with both Dracula and Mina answering at the exact same time in sync and then locking eyes across the station.
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greenapplebling · 2 years
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Ya'll heard about Big Asshole who's soft for their s/o
Now I present to you: Big Softie that goes feral for s/o
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femmehysteria · 6 months
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I'm doing a series of "Best Character Named X" polls where all the characters have the same first name but are from completely different media, feel free to send in name/charcacter suggestions, I'm posting one poll a day, check my pinned post for active polls
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grimgrinningghost456 · 9 months
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Dog
A Drabble inspired by @0nelittlebirdtoldme
The Room was completely silent. The two men looked at the mauled corpse on the foyer floor. It was a little boy. Or rather, that is what the mess had been not a few minutes before. The silence broke
“What the Hell is your problem?!”
Jonathan whirled to snarl at the elder.
“He knew too much.” Vlad stated, nonchalant.
“He didn’t do anything to us! He had no idea of what we were doing!” He shouted back.
Rather than answering, Vlad began cleaning the remains of the child, pointedly keeping his gaze on the younger as he did so.
“You’re a filthy dog.”
He didn’t even see the Count move before he found the wind knocked out of him, and claws sinking into his neck. He tried in vain to claw the offending hands, or find some sort of opening to worm free. Vlad gripped his chin with a free hand and forced him to meet blazing eyes.
“If you ever,” he shook Johnathan for emphasis. “Ever call me that again, I will make your eternity here far less enjoyable. If that isn’t motivation enough for you to behave? I know of a lovely woman in London who would make a fine bride. Are we clear.”
Jonathan went pale. “C….Crystal.”
“Good boy.”
(Thanks so much, Birdie. I was in a writing block with this one)
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steelblaidd · 2 years
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Jonathan Harker in adaptions
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Jonathan Harker in the book
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Jonathan and mina in the adaptions
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Jonathan and Mina in the books
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moonsun2010 · 2 years
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16 May was a wild time
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yallemagne · 2 years
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Mina: “Jonathan, I’ve noticed that you need more male friends.”
Jonathan: “I do not.”
Mina: “You always spend all your time with me and Lucy, and any time you can’t, you mope around the house waiting for me to return.”
Jonathan: “I don’t get along with men!”
Mina: “What about the journalist from The Exeter News?”
Jonathan: “That is your friend. I introduced you two, sure, but every man I introduce to you is immediately more charmed with you than with me.”
Mina: “Well, what about Mr. Hawkins?”
Jonathan: “Mina, he loves you! He likes you much more than me.”
Mina: “That is a complete lie! Surely, he sees me as an extension of you. He loves me as his daughter-in-law.”
Jonathan: “Mina, if anyone is the in-law, it’s me. You’re his pride and joy!”
Mina: “It’s not like he even raised me! Meanwhile, you were at least trained by him.”
Jonathan: “But it’s you he brags about. He grants us a loan once and suddenly all your accomplishments are a result of him being our benefactor. “Did you know Mina is a schoolmistress?” Yes, boss, I’m married to her. He sees you as his own daughter.”
Mina: “And what of you?”
Jonathan: “His clerk.”
Mina: “Well! It’s not going to happen again! I’m going to introduce you to a whole posse of men, and they’re all going to love you!”
*few days later*
Van Helsing: “Oh, dear husband of Madam Mina-”
Jonathan: *side-eyes Mina*
Mina: “... listen--”
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theblueprincess590 · 6 months
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The More I read Bram Stoker’s Dracula the more convinced I am that Dracula wanted to fuck John Harker. Like the dude made the guys bed for christ sake
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its-not-a-pen · 2 years
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~Mr Harker & Mr Frankenstein~
jono meets a new friend wandering around in the forest and they’re about to be *~roommates!~*
based on this story , in which Jonathan’s worrying inability to perceive red flags + the fact he’s so English he’d rather swallow glass than be Slightly Impolite means that he’s the perfect person to rehabilitate the Creature.
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