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fungusgnat444 · 2 months

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König being desperate for escort reader :(

Couldn’t stop thinking about this so i had to burden y’all with my brain rot. NSFW, angst kinda?, desperate touch starved König, he’s kinda subby hehe, afab fem reader, sugar daddy/pay pig shit if you squint, mentions of anxiety and poor self worth, implied size difference, oral f receiving, piv sex (no mentions of protection but always wrap it up y’all), begging, no german apart from schatz, big pp, decryphilia kinda? (He cries because you taste good lol), i think thats it. Let me know if i missed anything

he’s so nervous the first time you meet. Always asking for permission and being so gentle and needy. He’s been lonely for so long, of course you’ll let him bury his face between your soft pillowy tits after he’s begged so politely, won’t you, schatz? Just sits you in his lap and snuggles deep in your chest while he thanks you again and again and tells you how precious you are :(. And his poor neglected cock is so so hard the whole time, throbbing against your plump ass. He whimpers so sweetly every time it pulsates. But he won’t let you touch it because he feels like he doesn’t deserve it. He just paws and gropes at your pretty little body all night until he falls asleep between your tits. Leaving you so wet and needy, squirming against him but the stupid man is fast asleep, mumbling incoherent shit in german :(

He has more money than he knows what to do with so he spends it all on spoiling his favourite call girl. Sometimes just takes you to the mall and gives you his card to spend on whatever you want. All the poor boy wants is to hold your hand the whole time while you waste all his money. Blushing whenever you buy something extra expensive. “Are you sure that’s all you want, schatz?”, he's just so desperate to please you. Always carrying all your bags, following you around like an oversized puppy dog, getting so sad whenever you say that you’re done shopping. Gets so painfully hard when you try on all your new clothes for him :( poor thing doesn’t know what to do with himself.

takes him several meetings to touch you properly but once he finally does he’s a fucking mess. Lapping at your sweet little cunt so greedily while his eyes fill with tears. Your poor clit gets so sore and sensitive from his needy tongue. He’ll go at it for hours until you're quivering and whimpering. You try to pull him away by his curly ginger hair. But he gets so whiny and looks up at you with the most desperate, pleading eyes. Begging you for just a little longer. He always makes such a mess :( won’t give you his big stupid cock until you’re practically begging him. But he just can’t stand the thought of disappointing you.

insists that you ride him because he's so scared he’ll hurt you. He’s so ridiculously big your poor little pussy can’t take him all. There’s always at least an inch sticking out of you while he's whimpering and sobbing into your tits. You’re so full you barely have the strength to bounce on him. He holds your hips and helps you move up and down while he apologises so desperately for hurting you (don’t worry he’s not, he just feels so bad for your poor little body. He feels so disgusting and weak :( ) Just can’t stop himself from sucking on your tits so greedily while you mewl so weakly into his neck. He loses all knowledge of the English language when he’s inside you. You never know what the hell he’s saying but he can’t stop himself from babbling.

#konig #konig headcanons #konig imagine #cod konig #konig call of duty #konig cod #konig x you #cod mw2 #konig fanfiction #konig mw2 #konig smut #konig x reader #konig modern warfare #sub konig

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prettyvacanttt · 2 years

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I'm watching my sister in laws 8yr old German shepherd rescue for the next 10 days and he is such a lovely old man I remember the first night Fiona brought him home💞 he's so lovely

#he was a sponsored adoption down in dillon..she was living alone and looking for a guard dog while she did vet tech college shit #went in and asked for the dog that had been there the longest and this poor boy was it and they had him listed as a problem dog basically!#severely abused by a man when he was a pup and probably witnessed him beating the wife and or child because he's so fucking protective #said he hated men and this and that he has an eye issue so he needs eye drops daily #and fio took him home that day and that night me and symph drove down there w a gun and materials to cleanse her home and stayed the week #and oml the progress he has made is phenomenal!!! hes such an amazing dog !!! he's totally annoyed by my puppy tho hehe #but i have big house and he has his own space but he still just wants to cuddle on the couch w us 🥰#saber is on the smaller side of a German shepherd at around 70 pounds and my pup is hardly 6 months and 40 pounds! hes gonna be a big boy #and cuddling up w these two has me so excited for june when i bring home chornis little brother i literally can't wait

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doobea · 9 months

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BLLK - Relationship HCs + Songs That Describes It PT. 2

contents: gn!reader, super fluffy, sfw, established relationships, kinda proofread characters mentioned: sae, shidou, barou, oliver, yukimiya, karasu a/n: hehe part 2 c: (this ended up being WAY longer than the first one) also wanted to try my chance at writing for both yukimiya and karasu bc i feel like they're underrated

sae - ride by hybs

not the biggest fan of PDA but will steal moments to hold your hand for just a second, giving it a little squeeze. for more physical reassurance, he loves taking his thumb and rubbing it across your palms and thighs.

he's hyper-aware of your surroundings whether you know it or not. if you're bending down to reach for something, one of his hands usually hovers over your head to make sure you don't hurt yourself on the way up. if he catches you shivering or sneezing for just a second then the next minute you're presented with a cup of tea and his demand for cuddles. you get the gist!

following up on the last point - whenever you get up from any surface, he always checks and dusts off anything that might cling to your bottoms or back.

sae is always out traveling and attending games, so phone calls are endless with him. even if the conversation has ended, there's something comforting about being on the line with him versus being in complete silence.

shidou - see you again by tyler, the creator

he is incredibly great with animals and that’s why you guys foster dogs together! it's no surprise for your neighbors to see the two of you walking an army of chihuahuas and german shepherds around the block every morning. it's also no surprise to everyone when he ends up adopting four of them; he claims no one can take care of them better than he can.

when it comes to washing dishes with shidou, he likes to make shapes out of the bubbles and blow them your way. this always ends up in a bubble-blowing battle that leaves the dishes to be washed the day after.

not really an extreme prankster, but what harm would an innocent sticky note on your back do? he likes to write jokes on them before sending you off to get errands.

gets abnormally invested in the drama in your social life. you tell him that one of your friends had just gone through a breakup? he's getting a bag of popcorn and already listing off questions pertaining to who's at fault.

barou - come inside of my heart by iv of spades

if you ever need to move he'll be there to help in a heartbeat. not only does he have the muscles to help you secure all the furniture, but he has the brains to let you know how to stack the items and what equipment you need to keep them pristine and in one piece.

even if he claims it’s a bother, it’s not! he’s the type to fix your messy cable management and will replace anything that looks like it needs “fixing” in your house. examples include buying you new sponges for the kitchen, restocking your fridge if you’re running low on essentials, and folding your laundry if you’re the type to leave it in the dryer after it’s done.

he hates having his photo taken but knows that you absolutely adore showing him off to your friends. when you first got yourself a camera, all the film was practically barou, barou and you, and shirtless barou. it took a while for him to warm up to the idea but when you came home with developed photos in hand, he can't help but litter the fridge with his favorite moments with you.

definitely listens to cheesy boy bands when he's tidying up the place. he gets easily embarrassed about it so he usually waits to clean up the area when you're out before turning the music up to max volume. there was a rare moment when you returned early and a flustered barou claimed that he didn't know how 'boyfriend' by big time rush came up in his playlist.

oliver - somebody by keshi

surprisingly one of the best people to go to IKEA with - and no it's not because of the fact that he's part Swedish. he'll be the type to get into character whenever you guys go into a showroom, acting as if it's an apartment that you guys share. he’s cute but be careful, he’s the type to sneak items into the cart when you’re not looking!

gets excited whenever pull him into the living room knowing that you'll be announcing a fashion show from your recent mall run. he'll play along and hype you up, taking photos and telling you to give him 360 spins.

a chronic blanket hogger! he complains about needing a bigger bed because his feet keep dangling off the edges and that he needs the blanket the most. if you offer to sleep on the couch so that he can get more space, oliver will just pout and join you wherever you end up sleeping.

when you guys were touring for apartments, it was your job to keep the leasing agent occupied with questions while he was in the other rooms subtly scratching the walls with his nails to see if the paint would hold up.

yukimiya - home by luke chiang

never forgets to bring the mail in. a majority of the time, yukimiya will throw away the useless magazines and ads, but on slow days he likes to sit down and sort through coupons and tries his attempt with the weekly crossword puzzles with you.

there's always a different scented candle in every room you guys share. when they're running low, the two of you typically go to the store and spend at least an hour trying out all the different smells that they have to offer. a new seasonal and two of the regular scents are the final items he settles for.

he'll drive to your workplace to bring you lunch if you've forgotten it for the day. most of the meals he ends up buying for you are typically way healthier and out of your budget than what you would usually make for yourself.

keeps your side of the bed warm for you after you come back from a long day! yukimiya believes it's bad luck to get in a cold bed so he's doing his job as a good boyfriend.

karasu - summer by brockhampton

expect a lot of late-night food runs with karasu and they're all unplanned. you guys could literally be driving back from a date night in the city and he’ll just be like “I want McDonald’s” and just pull in a drive-through. sometimes he’ll do it if he wakes up in the middle of the night and can’t go back to sleep.

is a very good listener but not a good comforter (he's trying to do better in the long run). due to his usual snarky personality, he's worried that he might say the wrong things and usually says little to nothing. when you're crying, the best he offers is back rubs and a long cuddle session afterward.

working out together with karasu is like having your dad help you with math homework. he's critical of how your form should look, always saying that you might hurt yourself in the long run if you're not placing your feet or shoulders at the correct angle.

it's canon that he's afraid of the ocean and can't swim that's why whenever you guys are at a pool, he requires you to hold onto his hand - claiming that he doesn't want you to float away.

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margareturtle · 3 months

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An ongoing list of nicknames for Ash (mainly by Kit Herondale and Drusilla Blackthorn with some help from others)

- Princeling (duh-Dru)

- Faerie Draco Malfoy (Kit)

- Drarry’s lovechild (Dru *who’s been on 2014 tumblr*:you look just like your father but with you other father’s eyes🥹)

- Ashley (Ash: my name is not short for Ashley; Kit: 🤨 pretty sure it is but I can be flexible, do you prefer Ashlyn? Ashford?)

- Sharpay (Ashley —> Ashley Tisdale —> whenever Ash makes a mean/rude comment. —> Sharpay (kit))

- Morgensternchen (little morning star—Catarina or some german shadowhunter friend)

- Fair-y-child (hehe-Kit + Matthew Fairchild’s ghost)

- Clover Eyes (Kit: Ashley is looking at Druseph with the biggest hearteyes rn, doesn’t he see how obvious he’s being? Ty: well faeries are partial to clovers Kit: oh even better Clover Eyes just like his eye color!)

-Chinchilla Boi (started by Thais, eventually becomes Ash’s snapchat user— chinchillaboi99)

- Great Uncle Ash (Kit)

- Biscuit Jr (Magnus)

- Legolas (Kit/Simon — if Ash ever uses a bow and arrow and/or grows his hair out)

#now I’m thinking the fairchild’s must’ve had close ties with tbe fair folk at some point #ash morgenstern #ash fairchild #clary fairchild #kit herondale #dru blackthorn #thais pedroso #magnus bane #ty blackthorn #the wicked powers #the dark artifices #the shadowhunter chronicles #tsc #twp

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thebestofoneshots · 5 months

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My mate went off on me because I don’t know who Bucky Barnes (did I even spell that right?) is because I don’t like Marvel. The thing is I couldn’t really tell her “oh I do know who he is, I read smut/regular fics about him on Tumblr”…

Anyway, now I’m obsessed with a fictional character I know nothing cannonically about -🫎

Oh you’ve come to the right person. Allow me to educate you on canon.

His name is James Buchanan Barnes, nicknamed Bucky by his best friend in the whole wide world Steve Rogers (that’s Captain America). But we also call him Winter Soldier, Bucky Bear, babe, or one of Lily’s husbands in the Marvel Universe

What’s his story though? Easy peasy. It’s the 1940s he’s besties with Steve, back when he still looked like a twink, and gets drafted to fight in WWII (tho he pretends he enlisted)

That’s him back then. Yeah, we know. How could you not? Also, he’s played by Sebastian Stan, who is an absolute fluffball of a human being.

Anyway, Bucky gets drafted and then we see Steve’s story where he basically just becomes Captain America.

But then, and this is what the interesting stuff happens, Steve gets sent to a camp to cheer up the soldiers like he’s been cheering up the people, and then he finds out that the 107th Infantry Regiment (Bucky’s Unit) was captured by the German army, so he goes (against orders) to search for him.

After a lot of badass Captain America scenes we finally see our baby again. But oh no! He was tortured by Hydra and they clearly did something to him, we don’t know what.

So, Steve makes friends and they form a team Called the Howling Commandos, and they do a lot of badass things, helping the US army win WWII. In one of those missions, there’s a train.

Oh no the train.

Basically, cool fight scenes and all, Bucky falls off the fucking train on a heart wrenching moment.

And then… we don’t see him again until…

But, and this is a good question, HOW DID WE GET TO THAT?

Well, Bucky falls, hydra rescues him bc he’s alive (it’s the super soldier serum they injected on him while they tortured him), also, that’s when he loses his left arm.

They torture him for years:

Fry his brain so he doesn’t remember Steve and also add a little code so they can control his mind.

That’s how our beautiful and sweet Bucky Barnes becomes THE WINTER SOLDIER

Who is he tho? Basically, Hydra’s trained little weapon that does whatever they ask him to do. But it’s okay, eventually, he starts remembering who he is, and there’s a huge drama with this because Tony Stark (Iron Man) finds out Bucky killed his parents (it wasn’t Bucky it was The Winter Soldier) and gets all mad and pissy about it and wants to unalive poor Bucky.

But Steve thankfully defends Bucky and they escape together to Wakanda, with black panther. There Bucky gets frosted, also he looses his arm because of the fight.

Then he’s defrosted and the Wakanda people get him to get rid of the mind control codes put in by Hydra and this incredible scene happens

They also give him a new metal arm (this one’s black and gold)

And then my boy has to go to therapy (literally forced by the law)

Also he cut his hair too hehe.

I feel like I’ve summed up cannon Bucky pretty well so far. Of course, there’s a lot of emotional trauma and other plot points that I left out, but next time someone askes you about Bucky, you’ll know.

Also, I used to write almost exclusively for him, so the obsession is pretty heavy still, Bucky baby I still love you, I have not forgotten you my dear (my like 10 funko pops of you literally prove this)

Read Bucky Fanfics here

#bucky barnes one shot #bucky imagine #bucky barnes fanfiction #james bucky barnes #bucky x oc #bucky x you #bucky barnes x reader #bucky barnes imagine #bucky barnes oneshot #bucky barns imagine #bucky barnes #bucky #bucky x female reader #bucky one shot #bucky x reader #bucky x y/n #bucky fanfic #james bucky buchanan barnes

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bgyuus · 1 year

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Hi! Can you write about Kaiser having an unrequited love for the reader but the reader is Sae's girlfriend.

— all too well

"running scared, i was there, i remember it all too well."

; in which kaiser finds out that he was already too late.

!!!: mentions of liquor, everyone is in their twenties except for the flashbacks, angst.

not me crying while writing this + i recommend listening to all too well (taylor swift), pluto projector (rex orange county), sparks (coldplay) and tired (beabadoobee) ++ reblogs and feedbacks are sm appreciated <3

the after-party was loud. too loud to be exact. bastard münchen was celebrating their victory, again. the german prodigy, michael kaiser was sitting at the bar with alexis ness, a small glass of liquor in hand.

"hey kaiser, isn't that y/n? she's the girl you've mentioned before, right?"

ness pointed out. the ace immediately whipped his head around the place, trying to find a glimpse of you. finally his eyes landed onto you. when was the last time he saw you? were you doing fine? did you finally get your dream job? many question started swirling in his head. "go talk to her!" ness laughed as he nudged kaiser.

it wasn't that hard right? you guys were once close after all, surely a little catch up session won't hurt. kaiser stood up from his seat, took a deep breath and walk towards your table. you seem to be waiting for someone, but he pushed the thought to the back of his mind. "hey, y/n," he waved, a small smile plastered across his face.

you raised up your gaze upon the familiar voice you used to oh miss so much. "michael?! is that you? oh my god, it's been forever!" you said as you engulfed him in a hug. kaiser hugged you back. oh god, the way he had to hold himself back from taking in the scent of your hair. looks like you still use the shampoo from back in the old days.

"it's been awhile, hasn't it? how are you?" he asked, letting you go from your embrace. "never been better! in fact, if you're wondering, i did got my dream job hehe," you smiled. the man swore to god that he's trying his best to not breakdown right in front of her. not now. oh how he missed that god damn smile of hers. how that smile used to make him go weak in knees and how that smile used to make his heart skip a beat-

"oh, mi amor, who's this?"

an unknown voice rang through his ears. "sae! what took you so long? michael, i'm sure you know him. this is the famous itoshi sae, my boyfriend. sae, this is the one and only german prodigy, michael kaiser who was also a childhood friend of mine," you introduced. boyfriend? the itoshi sae? kaiser's eyes trailed down to the man's extended hand, wanting a hand shake in which kaiser bitterly accepted it.

"how long have you been together?" asked kaiser. the smile on his face made sae questioned his question. "oh a few years already actually-" "2 years, my love, we've been together for 2 years and we're planning to get married too," sae replied, pulling you close by the waist. kaiser definitely didn't like sae's tone. thus, he decided to end there by saying that ness is asking for him.

after bidding goodbyes, he went back to ness, who watched the whole scene. "guess the boyfriend was being a douchebag?" he asked, taking a sip of his beverage. kaiser stayed silent, only to excuse himself after. ness only nodded in response. ever since he heard about this girl who used to be kaiser's first love and now belonged to someone else, he understands what his friend is going through right now.

kaiser exited the bar, alone, only to find his way to the playground where he met you for the very first time. how did you guys ended up like this? what happened between you? why weren't you close anymore? better yet, why wasn't he the one who gets to pull you closer?

"y'know, it's very coward of you guys to be picking on girls."

a young michael kaiser steps in front of you, who had tears in your eyes. the group of boys walked away, throwing dirty glances towards you and the boy who was shielding you from them.

"you okay? the name's michael kaiser! and you?" the boy chirped as he stook out a hand. you shyly accepted his offer and replied "y/n l/n," as he pulled you up from the ground. "oh thank god they didn't do anything bad to you! you live around here? i can walk you home," he gave you a toothy grin. you nodded accepting his offer.

the boy beside you was a loud one definitely. he talks a lot and you listened to whatever he has to say. but surprisingly, you didn't mind him at all, instead you enjoyed his stories. and soon enough, you two became friends in no time.

junior high years came and guess what? kaiser and you went to the same school. your parents thought it was a good idea to send you both to the same school, that way it'll be easier for you both to walk home together. and of course, you both didn't mind, in fact you both enjoyed having to have each other side by side.

people mistaken you both for being siblings at first due to the both of you being with each other for nearly most of the time but soon they drop the topic.

kaiser, who matured faster than you, got his very first tattoo at the age of eleven. you wondered how his parents weren't mad at him because yours was totally against the idea of letting you having one.

kaiser, who matured faster than you, felt his cheeks redden when one of his friends asked him if you were his girlfriend. he immediately denied this of course. but the question has never left his mind ever since.

finally, high school era. still, both of you enrolled into the same school. both of you were still friends of course, but not as close as back in junior high. you did wondered why though, but never have found an answer.

kaiser looked incredibly handsome now. his rose thorned tattoo still there on his left arm. his hair cut into a mullet style with blue streaks at the end. he was also in the school's soccer team which whom has brought name to the school and himself. as for you? you were the normal high school girl who's aim was to end school asap so that you can go live in the city with your dream job.

kaiser rarely talks to you, now that he's the school's super star and always has girls and boys around him, especially girls. kaiser noticed this too but chose not to do anything about it. he was secretly hoping that you'd come to him instead. but it seems like the bond between you weren't heading anywhere so he decided to take things into his own hands.

that one specific evening where he told the coach that he wanted to end his training early because of "family emergencies" but actually was to pick you up from your class to walk home together. other students whispered as they saw you both walking together, asking each other if you guys were a thing.

upon arriving at your front gate, you turned to face him. since when did he became this tall? and since when did his shoulders became so broad??? a small blush crept on your cheeks as you looked down to your feet. he certainly was even more handsome up close, you thought silently. "kaiser, um," the boy raised an eyebrow at you, wanting you to finish your question.

your heart ached to scream out the questions you've always wanted to ask. what are we? friends? best friends? a thing? what are we?? but instead all you did was smile and said "thanks for walking me home."

kaiser waited until you closed your house's door and walked home. he replayed the scene where you paused for quite some time earlier. what did you wanted to ask? surely you thanking him for walking you home wasn't the only thing you wanted to say.

he sighed as he collapsed onto his bed. the memories of his old junior high years came replying in his mind. "is y/n l/n your girlfriend?" one of his old friends asked him back in junior high. he remembered clearly that he denied it. but now? does he really like you? he likes you, definitely, but in that way? he wasn't sure. curse this feeling, he said quietly.

days continued to pass slowly turning into weeks. and finally you've decided your feelings towards kaiser. the constant search for him in the hallways, you waiting for him after his practices just to walk home with him. you like him, heck head over heels for him. your friends can confirm this since they noticed the little changes in you. you started to pick up track and field all because you wanted to train in the evening just to be in the same location as kaiser. you being the top of your year and the teachers assigned you to be kaiser's tutor in specific subjects. your reason? "to fulfill my teenage years in high school." your friends all side eyed you and go on with your answer but deep down they all know the actual reason.

kaiser noticed that you changed. from being the introverted shy girl to the all rounder high schooler like those you'd see in rom-com, coming of age movies. he has no idea why you changed but seeing you happy was enough for him to be happy as well. he also noticed that you'd always wait for him after his practices, and the way you were very patient with him during those tutor sessions. and he'd also notice whenever your fingers brushed against each other, you'd look away or your eyes avert to anywhere but him. like he didn't notice huh. you might not know this but he secretly enjoys spending time with you.

weeks turned to months and finally graduation day! this day was the very day that you'll finally make your move. to confess to michael kaiser! as soon as you got your certificates and all, you went all over the school to find him, but he wasn't in sight. a friend of his came up to you, saying that he was around the school's garden area, you immediately ran to catch up to him.

"michael!" you called out but stopped when you saw a girl beside him, giving him a kiss on the cheek. your heart dropped at the sight. you felt like you just got stabbed in the heart. your stomach churned as you bit your lip. you immediately turned away, running from the scene before kaiser can see you as you felt hot tears going down your cheeks.

unfortunately for you, kaiser did noticed you calling out for him.

oh so that's how you suddenly broke contact. so that's why you didn't want to talk to him when he came to see you at your house after graduation day. a small misunderstanding which led to a big hole in his heart. his younger self took your absent as something small and nothing much to be bothered about. but soon, as he was growing up, he realizes that he missed those times where you waited for him after practices, he missed those times where you'd cheered for him in all of his games.

he laughed to himself. silly him for not noticing it earlier, silly him to not have the courage and guts to ask you how you were doing. now that you belong to someone else, he has no rights to be mad at you, even so, he has no rights to be mad at himself either, for as the saying goes let bygones be bygones.

#yes i love him #blue lock #blue lock x reader #michael kaiser #bllk #michael kaiser x reader #blue lock x y/n #michael kaiser blue lock #itoshi sae #itoshi sae x reader #sae itoshi blue lock

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kakushino · 9 months

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Which voice actors and where do you go for the nsfw asmr do you listen to? I read a story about Douma, and the author left a link for what she thought he'd sound like being a whimpering little sissy boy 😆.

I. Can't. Stop. With. It. 😬

Hooo, you are not ready-

There are several sources I go to.

Youtube

A VA group I follow consistently is Anigomi (they do JJK, MHA, KNY and so on). Youtube has only SFW audios, though some are a bit spicy (Making Out series). They have a Patreon with NSFW stuff and also a NSFW discord server, where they sometimes record in "Stage" setting (audience + VA + the leader of Anigomi usually)

Another channel I follow is Morphy VA, who specializes mostly in KNY men (his drunk Giyuu inspired my Clingy and Relentless HEAVILY) - there are several of them being subby af. So just go and explore hehe~

There are a few that do slightly spicy audios or SFW on YT (+ some of them also NSFW on patreon) such as:

- Azeru Official (MHA, Genshin, Starrail, some OCs)

- Yagami Yato (tends to have VERY long audios, lots of talking, spice is usually past 30 min mark)

- Seth VA (lots of yandere stuff - love me some yandere)

- Man of Culture ASMR (yandere stuff)

- AetherVA (German VA, my friend on discord, chill guy, his accent is cute af)

- Sanguine VA (very nice voice, does fantasy series)

I could go on but Im in middle of something rn XD (can you tell I like yanderes?)

Soundgasm

Enough said

Po/rnHub

- Daddy ASMR (dom)

- Defrosted audios (subby)

And lastly:

I don't share my stuff lightly because I respect VA's hard work. Unfortunately, I am too broke for all the patreons uwu

Hope this helped ❤️

#desi's moots time uwu #desi's ask box #desi the blue eyed bitch

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sunny-117 · 5 months

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♡Welcome to my Blog♡

📍ᗩᗷOᑌT ᗰE~

▪︎I'm 18 years old

▪︎Isfp

▪︎Pronounces are she/her

▪︎I love Music since I was little and Writing since 2020

▪︎I'm from Germany. But I can speak English and also a bit korean

▪︎You can call me Sunny or if you want by a nickname but please chat with me first if you want to call me by a nickname so that I know and accept it💚

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✨ᗰY ᖴᗩᐯOᖇITE...~✨

~Series~

▪︎Heartstopper

▪︎Cobra Kai

▪︎Supernatural

▪︎Shadowhunters

▪︎Shadow and bone

▪︎Good Omens

▪︎Vampire diaries

▪︎Teen Wolf

▪︎Loki

~Films~

▪︎Blue beetle

▪︎The hating game

▪︎Dr. Strange

▪︎Red white and Royal blue

▪︎Venom

▪︎Vampire Academy

▪︎Free Guy

▪︎Elemental

▪︎Tangled

▪︎Anything with Star Wars hehe :3

•Lord of the rings/the hobbit

•harry potter

~K-pop band's~

▪︎Seventeen

▪︎Stray Kids

▪︎Xdinary heroes

▪︎Nct (All units. But my favorite unit is Nct dream)

▪︎Ateez

▪︎Oneus

▪︎Enhypen

▪︎P1harmony

▪︎The boyz

▪︎Monsta X

▪︎Sf9

▪︎Super Junior

▪︎Txt

And a lot more ✨️

~Non K-pop bands and Singers~

▪︎5 seconds of Summer

▪︎One direction (even if their not a group anymore)

▪︎Wincent Weiss (is a German Singer)

▪︎Ava Max

▪︎Pentatonix

▪︎Abba

▪︎Alvaro Soler

▪︎Backstreet Boys

▪︎Bon Jovi

▪︎Dua Lipa

▪︎Green Day

▪︎Jonas brothers

~Actors~

▪︎Ewan Mcgregor

▪︎Robert Downey Jr

▪︎Chris Evans/Hemsworth/Prat/Pine

▪︎Sebastian Stan

▪︎Tom Holland/Hardy/hiddleston

▪︎Tyler hoechlin/Posy

▪︎Owen Wilson

▪︎Mads Mikkelsen

▪︎Oscar Isaac

▪︎Ben Barnes

▪︎Ryan Gosling/Reynolds

▪︎Benedict Cumberbatch

▪︎Harrison Ford

▪︎Henry cavill

▪︎Inaki godoy

▪︎Taz skylar

▪︎Hayden christensen

And a loooooooot more🙈

~Vtubers~

▪︎Senz

▪︎Luxiem

▪︎Noctyx

▪︎Xsoeil

▪︎Tempus

▪︎Krisis

▪︎Avallum

▪︎Iluna

Literally all out of Nijisanji En and Holostars🙈

▪︎Invicta

▪︎Riikami

▪︎AndySSJ

▪︎Kenji

And a lot more ✨️

~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~

📌ᕼOᗷᗷY'S

▪︎Writing Story's/Fics

▪︎I work as Volunteering with kids and it's so much fun hehe :3

▪︎Singing

▪︎Drawing

▪︎Listening to Music ofc ^-^

~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~

📝ᗰOᖇE ᗩᗷOᑌT ᗰE

▪︎I'm in the Tickle Comunity even if I don't know exactly if I'm ticklish. Weird right?

▪︎I love Autum/Spring

▪︎I love History. In school and privately

▪︎I don't have many friends but the friends I have are permanent <3

▪︎I love Asmr

▪︎I love working as a volunteer

▪︎More of a night owl <3

▪︎Cat person

▪︎Addiction for Ice tea

▪︎book worm

▪︎I am REALLY Shy when it comes to meet new people

▪︎I'm insecure about literally everything about myself

~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~

🖋ᖴOᖇ ᗯᕼᗩT/ᗯᕼOᗰ ᗪO I ᗯᖇITE ᖴIᑕ'S?

▪︎Literally everything and everyone I wrote above in: Kpop bands, Films (exept Elemental and Tangled), Series and actors.

▪︎If you want that I write for someone or a band/film/series that I didn't wrote because I forgot it, then you can chat with me privately. I'm a nice person. So don't be shy🫶🏻 ▪︎I don't write for Non kpop bands (Maby 5 seconds of Summer but let me think about that)

~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~

📎TᗩG'S ▪︎#Sunny rants (Thoughts of me)

▪︎#Sunny challenges (Challenges I start)

▪︎#Random (things what are so random of me)

~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~

✨💚ᗰY ᒪOᐯEᒪY ᗰᑌTᗩᒪS=TᕼE ᑭEOᑭᒪE TᕼᗩT ᗰᗩKE ᗰE STᗩY ᕼEᖇE Oᑎ Tᑌᗰᗷᒪᖇ💚✨

@avengergiggles @belly-button-tickler @itzsana-kiddingmenow @rivotta7 @softieforjaeminandlouistomlinson @someone-who-loves-kpop-saranghae @deleted-sceness @ogsmog @yourbeomiebear @babie-bubblee @hyuckswonderland @youknowleeknow246 @twordish-sun @l0ud3rth4nb0mb5 @tentenharuno @frekwil @mysticalxmagical @xyiix @sunsetsandsunshine @sugary-sweet-anon @lunarisntlee @skz-addict @minsungii @leeknowswife23 @heythisismyblogg @junhan3 @villainsblog97 @namjoonstiddies916 @wereallgonnadieonedaybutnottoday

~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~

Ok so now you know A LOT about me. But if you still have questions you always can ask them. Love you guys💚

#Get to know me better #New Intro #Intro

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absolutebl · 1 year

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Ai’ with Aye & Akk - The Eclipse & Thai honorifics

hazmatilda asked: (and tumblr ate it so I’m reposting)

So I went down quite a rabbit hole with your bl linguistics Tag (thanks for that, 3 hours of reading when I should have been sleeping or working on my masters thesis for Wednesday :/ ), and I am riveted. I started watching Thai BLs with bad buddy when it was airing, and have watched most of the ones that have aired since then and now working on the backlog. I love linguistics, and have been noticing the different personal pronouns etc in Thai especially, so it was really cool to see that all laid out in your posts! The third person one is particular is quite special to me, and I wish it existed more in English and German. It's very frustrating being a genderqueer person living in Germany because non gendered pronouns don't really exist, and when they do it's quite niche and hard to get others to use :/

I couldn't agree more. I've grown to have real affection and love for Thailand's pronouns.

I also adore the way in many Asian languages we can just say our own name for the "I" pronoun. So much harder to forget someone's name and ALSO you're consistently reminded of what it is and how it shoudl be pronounced.

Just so you don't have to deal with my terrible (and hugely erratic) tagging system, I do have a language post meta guide (master post round up) just in case you want to rabbit hole some more:

BL Language & Culture Master Post (mostly Thai)

Back to your question...

Anyway, my question is, I noticed in The Eclipse the Ai' prefix (particle?) used between the boys, which you mentioned is not really used in BLs often, and I wanted your more detailed take on the way that Akk changes in his address of Aye in this regard, especially over the last couple of episodes. Is he being particularly rude?

Ai is an honorific originally used between peer/age mates/equals. (Like Phi or Nong.)

But now, depending on the stress/emphasis it carries different connotations including affection (Akk & Aye), insult (Ae & Pond in Love By Chance), annoyance/exasperation (Leo in Don't Say No), or pleading/whining (Fiat in Don't Say No).

Is he being particularly rude?

Yes but also, no. He's being... rudely affectionate? He's changing the boundaries of their relationship with, what amounts to, what I'd call an “insult honorific or mode of address.” (Common within peer groups, particularly marginalized ones. See gay & masculine identified use of "bitch" in late 90s early 2000s queer culture, particularly in North American coastal cities.)

So amongst some of my queer friends, regardless of gender or orientation someone will often yell, "Hey Biiitchesss!" Technically an insulting term, in this context, a friends honorific among peers and a way of identifying oneself and ones friends as different from the surrounding social morays.

Back to Ai'.

It seems mostly used for relationship emphasis these days (friendly intimacy, of a jocular/teasing nature), and almost always among peers. I think of it occasionally as an insult honorific.

In California the word "dude" is often used for this. "Seriously, dude!?" when someone cuts you off on the FWY. "Hey, Dude" to a friend you meet for lunch. "Awe, Dude, that's rough" affection/sympathy. And so forth.

I haven't watched Eclipse in a while so I can't speak to the bit your actually referring to. So there may be an additional use pattern in play, but Ai is an interesting honorific, in that it's one of those that isn’t always, or even often, entirely honoring. So to speak.

I do talk about Ai quite a bit in this post:

Why Ai'Hia was so funny in Cutie Pie

Never let me go also seems to be playing with the formality a lot, due to the class differences, which is cool to see. I'm sure the changing register and formality will play into PalmNuengs speech as the show progresses hehe.

Sorry for the ramble! 🧡🧡🧡

No apologies for rambling needed here, since I’m ruler of rambletown.

Yes it’s very very fun to see. You also get this a little with RainPhayu in Oh My Sunshine night (young high class seme + older servant uke), and a TON with Ae & Pete in Love By Chance.

If you haven’t watched it, I would highly recommend that one. Pete talks almsot entirely in high formal register and Ae in low. It’s a great way to train your ear for the two different registers. There’s no spoiled prince dynamic, so it’s an entirely different play on a class difference than NLMG. They are one of my all time favorite pairs for many reasons. Language is one.

All the best and I hope you keep enjoying yourself with BL and the linguistics!

(source)

#asked and answered #thai BL #thai language #thai linguistics #Never Let Me Go #The Eclipse #AkkAye #AyeAkk #Love By Chance #AePete #cutie pie the series

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vamossainz55 · 2 years

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Puppy Love (1.3k) | Mick Schumacher x Reader

req from anon: mick would be the cutest hopeless romantic bf. like you know how I’m rom com books/movies the guy is head over heels for their lover. sweet angel mick picking ur fav flowers and a whole movie marathon for you, just because 😌

a/n: tysm for the request!! ahhh i get so happy and excited that i literally need to write it right away. i did a bit of a twist? did i get carried away? maybe. but golden retriever mick energy for sure (so basically canon). i refuse to believe he would be any other way and he would basically move mountains and oceans for you. he'd adore you. anyways first non-carlos fic? published at least hehe. okay that is all. i hope u enjoy anon <3. (sorry i didnt do the movie marathon but i threw it a little in there)

warnings: none. just tooth-rotting fluff really. oh and late night writing so pls lmk if there are any mistakes <3

reqs are currently open

gif credit to acrosstobear

You had your fair share of shitty boyfriends throughout the years but every moment you spent with Mick made you realize the wait was definitely worth it.

It was the first date that really gave you a hint. The way he had knocked on your door instead of waiting in the car. The way he happily introduced himself to your parents, promising with his sweet smile to return you home by your curfew, and he did.

You joked with your friends, how it wouldn’t last long, and deep down you were scared for a bit but there wasn’t a single day that the German boy proved differently. Even when he finally got his seat in F1, he never failed to show you that you were his main priority.

“I can’t wait to see you, my love,” Your boyfriend says, and you can’t help but smile at the small pixelated video of him on your phone. He had one more race before the summer break- and you had tried your best to make it but your boss had set a last minute meeting that made it impossible for you to get there in time.

“Can’t wait to see you too babes,” You promise, sending kisses through the screen as you hear someone call for him in the background. You see Mick pout, telling whoever in the team to give him five more minutes and you can’t help but smile fondly. “Please go, they’re gonna hate me at this point.” You laugh, since you both well know this was his third time asking for more time.

“Fine, fine.” he says with a sigh before giving you a quick wave. “I love you.” He says making you smile and he waits before hanging up wanting to hear your reply. Of course you say it back.

_________

You come home a bit later than expected and you’re a bit frazzled, you need to go pick up Mick at the airport early in the morning so you had hoped to get some cleaning around your apartment but you were exhausted. You quietly slip off your shoes and hang your keys on the small hook by the mirror before turning on the lights.

Your bag hits the floor the same time you look up and you can’t help but freeze, seeing the whole apartment tidied up and what? The clothes that were scattered around your living room were all gone, your books were all placed neatly in the shelves, and you even notice that the plants look a bit more freshened up.

Soon you see a blonde mop of hair and blue eyes peeking from the kitchen. “Surprise!” And you can’t help but feel your chest swell. Mick’s coming at you at full force and you’re engulfed in his arms.

“Oh my god,” You say with a laugh, holding onto him tight as he lifts you up in the air. He takes this opportunity to spin you before carrying you to the couch. “What the hell?” You say once he sits down. He makes sure to rest you on his lap, and can’t help but run his hand on your thigh as you instinctively straddle him. You’re cupping his cheeks with a wide smile, looking over his eyes.

“You’re a doofus. Weren’t you supposed to be here tomorrow?” You ask, still grinning from ear to ear. He barely has time to answer before you’re peppering his lips with kisses and he’s never one to complain, making sure to return every single peck back. “Oh my god,” You say, still stunned.

“Managed to get an earlier flight,” he says with a smile, this time cupping your cheeks to look over your face endearingly and the look he gives you makes you want to cry.

“I ordered your favorite take out.” He says with a smile, “and I’ve loaded up your favorite movie.” He says and you shake your head.

“Aren’t you tired?” You ask with a laugh and he rolls his eyes.

“Never too tired for you.” He says before gently setting you to the side. “Now you sit down and relax. You’ve had a long day.” He says, gently turning you so you are facing the coffee table. You bite the inside of your cheeks to stop yourself from smiling when you find your favorite daffodils sitting nicely on the coffee table along with a pack of your favorite chips along with your favorite chocolate bar.

“I’m back.” Mick smiles, soon carrying to the table the take out from your favorite asian restaurant along with a glass of wine. He sets it down on the table in front of you before rushing to get his own. You open your container once he’s seated next to you and smile. Of course he ordered you fried rice with sweet and sour chicken.

“I got it right?” He asks curiously and you can’t help but roll your eyes fondly. When did he ever get it wrong?

“No peas too,” You say with a laugh before looking at him. “What did I do to deserve you?” You ask with a smile. He gives you a bashful and shy shrug before he’s telling you all about his race and how he had thought he had completely bottled it before ending in the points and you just can’t help but think how easy it is.

You snuggle into Mick’s side on the couch later that night, Mick being completely out before the movie had ended. You could tell he was tired from traveling and setting everything up. Quickly you check his phone, wanting to plug it in before it died but you accidentally unlock it with your thumb and you had almost forgotten that you had to try to convince Mick to get a new phone.

You furrow your brows when his phone instantly opens to the notes app with a note already open, but soon you’re smiling quietly to yourself when you notice the title. ‘yn’s favorite things and everything i love about her’. You let out a quiet but breathless laugh as you go to plug in his phone.

“Baby, stay.” Mick grumbles, soon pulling you in again and you can’t help but give in, snuggling into his side again and you swear your heart grows two sizes. You’re so inlove with him that it almost hurts.

“I’d never leave you, don’t worry.” You say softly, giving his cheek a gentle kiss before pulling one of your blankets over you both. He lets out a satisfied but sleepy sigh, murmuring something in his sleep before pulling you closer.

(And if Mick was tired from having spent almost three hours looking for the perfect daffodils for you since most stores were out of stock, nobody needed to know. The way you smiled at him when you saw them was already enough.)

a/n: once again as always tysm for reading hope you enjoy <3. i am enjoying a lot doing reqs atm so please know there are still open.

interested in reading more? check my masterlist.

#mick schumacher #mick x reader #mick schumacher x reader #formula one x reader #formula one x you #mick schumacher one shot #mick schumacher fluff #mick schumacher imagine #mick schumacher fanfic #mick schumacher x you #vamossainz55 reqs

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Introduction

Hello.

I'm new to this...Ive never had a blog before but I've always liked the idea of having one. Combining two of my favourite things: reading and (even tho i like it less and am fairly bad at it) writing. Its a dream! Shall I start by telling you facts about me maybe?

Alright. Since you cant answer I just will.

I'd rather not tell you my real name if I'm being honest. With the whole digital footprint and doxxing and all. I'll have to think of a username I'd like. What do you think of something with bubbles (even tho that does sound like a bunny name) or boykiller (that'll start an argument probably with all the boys that think theyre undeserving of being killed) orrr smth with silent (i like that but what? maybe silent bookworm but then again that sounds kind of weird) well... I'll think of something. For now I'll just sign with "unknown" that'll be okay.

I CAN tell you that i am a female human (i am at that point in life where you dont know if you should call me a girl or a woman).

I turned 16 in august. I'm really lucky that my birthday's in august, because its always warm and its ALWAYS in summer break at least where I'm from. We have the whole august summer break. I LOVE IT.

I WAS born in germany and both my parents are german so no english roots what-so-ever (well in the near past) but when covid started back in the beginning of 2020 and school had to stop for a while, while they had to figure out what to to do with the whole pandamic and all so my mom suggested I'd start watching my shows and films in english to learn better english so I did that and it's degenerated a little bit into reading English books. BUT i have to thank my mom for getting the ball rolling.

Im bisexual, meaning I like girls AND boys (figured THAT out finally when i was 13) and if you have anything mean to say about it to me I'll cry (especially when you start talking about the connection between being gay and god - when you say bad things because nobody can say good things about THAT relationship)

My hobbies are

dancing (jazz which is a mix of ballett and hiphop if anyone cares),

reading (fanfiction AND actual books)

and by now probably meeting my friends (I've never considered that to be a hobby...not because i didnt have any friends, no. More because I usually dont like meeting up with people)

and i should probably put "going to the gym" on that list too, but I kind of dropped the ball on that one...

My first book I remember really LOVING that really got me into reading (when i was 9) was (and now this is going to be german so just ignore it if you dont know it) "Alea Aquarius" and I read it now too sometimes. Even though its a childrens book, it became a comfort book too, thinking of all the good times I had as a child especially reading (not just that book but in general). Even young it became an escape from the world (even without screaming parents).

I usually read everything, depending on what people recommend me. But I do have genres I read more than others. Romance, Fantasy and Crime are my favourites even tho romance is getting predictable. MY ABSOLUTE FAVOURITE TROPE tho is unreliable narrator. It is THE best!! The genre I read the least tho is non-fiction. I just need books that transport me into a new (often better and more interesting) world. Classics too are a genre I dont really read. Doesnt mean i havent read a classic and also doesnt mean i dont own some it just means that reading classics in english as a german person is really not that easy...so i dont OR i buy the book in german too. I did that for pride and prejudice (that i bought solely because it was mentioned A LOT in a random wattpad book hehe) and I love it now and own three copies (2 german, 1 english).

I dont read my fanfiction on wattpad anymore either. Ive transferred to ao3 instead. If you dont know the platform, you ABSOLUTELY should. Its amazing what people can write and how EASILY a book can be longer than the bible is magnificent. The fanfiction on there can easily be published as actual books. No problem. And we get to read it for free! Im so grateful for that all the time.

Dont immediatly think Im weird just for reading fanfiction (be honest, who hasnt). I mightve read some dream smp once...(a bit too many because i used to be REALLY into dnf and even bought dream hoodies but lets not talk about that phase of my life. Its embarrassing) but now i love drarry and marauders (especially wolftstar and jegulus) but i also enjoy the "all for the game"-fanfictions - especially "Black as is the Raven" (which is also longer than the bible. dont worry, i checked, am not spreading false information) on ao3 (a trilogy, sooo... actual books) nowadays.

On my spotify wrapped (people who use AppleMusic are weird) it said i listened for 219,139 minutes which are 152 days so I can call myself the music queen now (which is also cringe). My favourite songs (yes i listen to music while reading) are

"NOT!" by straykids

"winterherz" by JAS, "Memories" by Leonell Cassio,

"Summertime Sadness" by Lana del Rey,

"we're all eating eachcother" by Juliet Ivy,

"I miss having sex but atleast i dont want to die anymore" by Waterparks,

"Homemade Dynamite" by Lorde,

"Iris" by The Goo Goo Dolls

"Just You and I" by Tom Walker

"Why am i like this?" by Orla Gartland (thx heartstopper)

"Happy little pill" by Troye Sivan

"DLMLU" by straykids

My favourite artists are Straykids (yes I listen to (and read) KPop, so what. Im not weird -> me, trying to convince myself), NF, Halsey, Lorde, The Weeknd and probably Lana Del Rey (probably have that from my dad...).

I think that was it for now...we can do a part 2 of my introduction when i think of more to say hehe. But i think this is a nice start (and yes i know use the brackets too much, sue me.) and well get along right? Remember, dont be too harsh on me and ignore any minor grammar or spelling mistakes.

Love ya,

Unknown (told you, i need a name)

#new to this #books #me talking #writing #reading #lana del rey #music #halsey #lorde #the weeknd #story #unknown #fanfiction #marauders #all for the game

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unculturedswine-101 · 2 years

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Hans Landa fic rec Masterlist

Hey guys! I hope you are all doing well, sorry I’ve been inactive life has been so busy! Anyways linked below are my favourite Hans Landa fics (all are smut hehe). Please give them (and the writers) lots of love!

Writers from tumblr: @headoverhiddles @wingsy-keeper-of-songs

https://headoverhiddles.tumblr.com/post/175296308943/verf%C3%BChrung-hans-landa-x-reader-smut

https://headoverhiddles.tumblr.com/post/180536307223/geheimnisse-hans-landa-x-reader-smut

https://headoverhiddles.tumblr.com/post/184253007799/meister-hans-landa-x-reader-smut

https://wingsy-keeper-of-songs.tumblr.com/post/171882546983/katzchen

https://archiveofourown.org/works/22798186/chapters/54482155

https://archiveofourown.org/works/22798186/chapters/76507031#workskin

https://archiveofourown.org/works/24481867

https://archiveofourown.org/works/23284915/chapters/55764865

#christoph waltz #quentin tarantino #hans landa #inglorious basterds #christoph waltz imagines #christoph waltz x reader #hans landa imagines #hans landa x reader #thebasterds #aldo raine

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fanficwriter284 · 8 months

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Can we have fic when u have time 🌘〰️🌒

I finally had some time on my hands to write!!! So so I this is for you!! Sorry it took me a bit to respond it’s been a hectic few weeks! But now! Hehe

After what felt like endless pleading young Tiffany Valentine was able to gain her mothers approval to visit her imprisoned. She never quite knew why he had been out away. No negative trait that would get him imprisoned, that she could think of fit him. He was always so sweet, kind, and generous, however her mother had told her countless times before that some people aren’t always what they seem…and her uncle had fallen into this category. Whenever she brought him up she would be met his a disapproving glare from he mother and sister, which had always silenced her. But she’d manage to write him letters whenever she had some free time on her hands, and mail them out hoping they’d reach him.

She invited her friend Chucky to accompany her on her little visit to the jail…much to her mothers dismay…Mrs. Valentine never approved of Charles….He never met up to Mrs. Valentines standards. She knew of his bastard of a father, their family’s fall from grace. The riches The Reinhardt family now renamed Ray, once possessed now residing in Germany with their other family member. However unbeknownst to her the riches of the family had been passed down to Charles and his now deceased twin Carolus….only to be inherited when he came of age….if she knew this fact, her twisted behavior would become one of respect and integrity. However her behavior towards the young boy was often full of snide racist comments upon his Germanic heritage and constant belittling. Hyper fixating on his height, lanky build, his imperfect freckles, and his chestnut locks.

Upon entering the prison, Mrs. Valentines body language began to hunch down, only regaining her confidence seeing everyone’s physical flaws. In her eyes she was far more superior, she was free, her was beautiful, she had healthy children, she was the embodiment of endless perfection. While her daughter were failed creations of her endless divine. Charles never failed to notice Mrs. Valentines behaviors, always seeing her difference in attitude, whenever she was out in public versus when she was left alone with her daughters. It disgusted him how someone could be so vain, so two faced, with her tightly applied makeup concealing the hideous creature underneath. However before he could make such a remark against Tiffany’s mother, he couldn’t help but let out a shy grin seeing her eyes light up upon seeing her uncle through the glass. So he kept his thoughts to himself.

“Hi Uncle Sebastian!”

The man’s eyes seemed to light up upon seeing his young niece only for the joy to die upon seeing his sister, then for them to fill with curiosity when seeing Charles. Desperate to avoid any conversion with his sister the man turned to the boy and grinned.

“Hello Tiffany and who’s this young boy?”

Chucky tense up for a spilt second feeling Tiffany wrap an arm around him smiling with glee.

“This is Charles Lee Ray, or Chucky. He’s my best friend”

The mama smile only grew wider when he heard Tiffany’s joy laced words.

“That’s great! I’m glad you finally made a friend!”

Chucky gave Tiffany’s uncle a little wave hoping to establish a proper formal greeting.

“Hello there Chucky, my names Sebastian”

“….Hi sir”

Chucky could feel holes being burnt into his skull with Mrs. Valentines locked glare.

“So, how have you been Tiffany?”

The young girl smile and began to give a long description of how her life has been since the last time they spoke, with Sebastian listening attentively. Charles meanwhile slowly twisted his body side to side trying to shake the nerves away, and trying to find something to distract himself from a glaring Mrs. Valentine. Who stood behind the young boy, with her arms crossed and her food tapping up and down. This didn’t go unnoticed by Sebastian, he kept an eye on his problematic sister hoping she wouldn’t make his current living situation worse.

“Sorry to interrupt Tiffany but…could I speak to your mother…alone…”

Tiffany took a step back and nodded grabbing Chucky’s hand, pulling him towards the waiting area, where the guards were located. Making sure innocent ears were listening, he spoke, clenching his right fist.

“You know, if you’re going to visit me you should wipe that frown off your face, you’ll get wrinkles and I doubt that plastic ass face can handle anymore Botox and face lifts.”

His comment only received and eye roll from Mrs. V, who leaned forward, pressing her chapped lips together, revealing her cigarette stained canines.

“You should be grateful you know, you have a place to stay and besides be lucky I didn’t accuse you for anything else, then you’d be locked away here for good….or I could’ve sent you too the looney bin with all the fucking nut jobs”

This only enraged the man more causing him to slam his fists against the glass.

“IT SHOULD BE YOU IN HERE INSTEAD OF ME!! I DIDN’T NO ANYTHING WRONG AND YOU KNOW IT”

Sebastian outburst stirred up some commotion causing some of the guards to interfere, one pinned the man and hand cuffing him.

“I DID NOTHING WRONG! I DID NOTHING WRONG” he scream pleading as two officers dragged him away. His cries only reviving a faint smile from his sister and a pitiful wave goodbye.

“….mom what happened”

Mrs. Valentine turned to her daughter and pinched her cheek, her sharp nails causing discomfort.

“You’re uncles not well….come on we should head home now”

#Valentines #Tiffany Valentine #Mrs. Valentine #Chucky

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Can I request a oneshot with Primis and Ultimis Richtofen x Reader where the Reader absolutely loves both Richtofens and is obvious about it (like they hug them and touch them a lot more than anyone else (not in that way lmao-) and everyone can clearly tell they favor them (also they sometimes flirt with them if they have the confidence-)

Maybe both Richtofens know they favor them but they don't know they have a crush on them or something?

Thank you in advanced if you write it!! :3

OHOHOHO this gonna be fun to write hehe

Something Just Like This! Primis + Ultimis Richtofen x Reader!

No pronouns, gender neutral.

I literally scrolled through my playlist to find the perfect song because I lack the creativity to come up with a title haha-

Alright, story begins underneath the cut!

"C'mon, Eddie! You're gonna burn yourself out!" you exclaim, tugging on the German's sleeve.

"Just one more..." he mumbles, scrawling in his notebook.

You pluck the pencil out of his hand and he complains loudly. "Later! You promised me and Rich that you would bring us to lunch! Are you going back on your word?"

"Of course not!" Eddie protests. You eye him, hoping to make him feel guilty. He sighs. "Do we have to bring that psychopath?"

"Like you're any better!" Rich sings from the other room.

Eddie and Rich are the same person. I kid you not, they are literally the same person, first name and last name exactly the same, same appearance (albeit Rich was older-looking). Their personalities was what set them apart. Eddie was more tentative, quiet, like a school nerd. Rich, however, was pretty... peculiar. The kind of guy people veer away from.

But you? You would never. You loved them with all your heart. You noticed every tiny detail about each of them. How Eddie chewed on his pointer finger when he was nervous. How Rich tapped his foot when he was excited, like he couldn't contain himself.

However, they didn't get along much.

"Verdammt..." Eddie rolls his eyes. He stands up from his chair and smiles down at you. "Well, liebe, are you ready to go?"

Liebe. Love. Hearing him say that always made your heart melt, even though he said it nearly every day.

You nod earnestly, grabbing your keys and tossing it to him. Eddie catches it with one hand. He turns and heads out the door to start the car.

"Rich, you better hurry up before we leave you!" you call, shrugging on your sweater.

"You wouldn't! You love me too much!" Rich teases, appearing at the other doorway, leaning on it with a full smile.

You blush lightly and step on his foot. He laughs and manuevers around you to get his own sweater on. It was early spring, so it was still a bit nippy out.

"Whatever Doc," you say, yanking his arm towards the door. He chuckles, letting your drag him outside.

Eddie is leaning on your f/c car, arms folded over his chest. The wind made the little curl across his forehead sway, and you were hit with (yet again) the fact that he was handsome. He frowns at his Ultimis counterpart, but says nothing.

"I call shotgun!" Rich exclaims, beelining for the passenger seat.

"Hey! No fair!" you shout, running after him to bump him away from the car handle. You two scuffle for a bit, laughing so obnoxiously the neighbors gave you the side-eye.

"No, Y/N is taking the passenger, I refuse to let you sit beside me again," Eddie says with a point of his finger at Rich. Rich glances up and you yank the door open, hopping in it with a giggle.

"Are you still upset over the little incident we had?" Rich cooes with a smirk.

"Of course! We almost crashed!"

"Perhaps you should let me drive then."

"Absolutely not, that would've signed our death wishes!"

"Boys, as much as I love hearing ya'll bicker, I'm starving. I wanna eat," you intervene before they start strangling each other.

Eddie hops in the driver seat with a relieved sigh as Rich climbs in the backseat. Eddie turns the key so the car fully starts this time as you punch in the destination.

Rich leans forward to watch you with a grin. "Sooo, what is it? A resturaunt of some sort?"

You giggle, "It's a surprise! I think you both will like it."

"Anything you choose I'll always like. You have good taste," Eddie responds, driving out of the driveway.

"Naturally, you're the best at everything, liebling," Rich adds.

You laugh with a blush. Anything these two say are just so cute. You reach one hand to touch Rich's, and the other to meet Eddie's at the steering wheel. "Thanks guys. You're too sweet."

They smile back at you, making your heart skip.

TIME SKIP WOW

The three of you arive at an old-fashioned diner from years ago. Eddie exits out the car, looking fascinated. It was very shiny and really did give off old vibes. And people still visited it!

"Remarkable!" Eddie says.

"Oh, I remember going to some of these," Rich speaks, drawing out his words. "People would always stare. The famous doctor, coming to an old-timey diner! How absurd!"

"They should've taken a picture. Lasts longer," you reply with a snort.

"That would've costed them an extra fifty," Rich says smoothly with a wink your way. "However, you can take as much photographs as you'd like, liebling."

"Bitte," Eddie groused, opening the door.

You trot in with a 'thank you' to Eddie, who nods, and you look around with awe. So shiny! And clean! Much better than some of the resturaunts you went to.

A waitress walks up to you with a wide smile. She was a very pretty woman. Dimples and bright gray eyes, along with curly black hair. She smiles at Eddie and Rich, and the two look away shyly. You wish you hadn't seen that and you selfishly wish she wasn't there.

"Hello and welcome to our humble diner! Please, follow me to get your seats!" she says cheerily, walking away towards an empty table.

It's a rectangular table, so you wouldn't have to choose who to sit with, to your relief. You sit on the short side so Eddie and Rich sit across from each other.

"Drinks?" she asks, flipping to an empty page on her small notebook.

"Water, thank you," Eddie answers and Rich says the same thing.

"And you-?"

"Water," you interupt, tone clipped. Rich immediately heard the sourness in your tone, watching you at the corner of his eye. He always seemed carefree, but in reality, he noticed the tiniest of things. That's what made him a doctor after all, and also, your friend.

She nods in acknowledgment before scurrying off to get her order done.

Your eyes trail after her for a moment, before returning your gaze to your boys. Eddie's humming, skimming over the menu, oblivious. Rich was not so easily detered as he studies your expression. Can't get anything past this man.

"Liebling, do you think she's pretty?"

"Who?" you ask, avoiding his gaze and looking at the menu, but not really reading it.

"The waitress. I think she's very pretty, nein?" he prods with an innocent smile.

"I think Y/N is much prettier, if you want my opinion," Eddie chirps without looking up. Rich nods with a grin.

"I agree. You are always the prettiest!" Rich sings, making the people near by turn to give him a look. He decides to stand up and acknowledge the stares coming from the table next to you. "Would you agree that this wunderbar person here is attractive?"

The man at the table pauses. "Uh... yeah?"

"How about you, Miss?" Rich asks with a wave of his hand dramatically. "Attractive or no?"

"Well, yes. I think so," the lady mumbles with a nervous smile. Eddie is face-palming, internally groaning and hiding his face behind the menu. You're blinking rapidly, processing what the hell is happening. Rich always makes spectacles, always. But he was doing this for you, for you to realize that you're just as great as any great person.

"See?" Rich plops down with a wide grin. "You're perfect!"

You stare at him before tackling him in a hug. He grunts, surprised by the sudden display of affection.

"Thank you, Rich."

Rich chuckles, messing with your hair. "Anytime!"

Little did he know, you fell for him even harder. Both of them as Eddie looks over with the most gentle and kind smile in the world. You swipe a finger over Eddie's cheek, over his scar, because if one gets affection, the other will too.

The waitress comes back, smiling. "You all are adorable! Ready for an order?"

You blush furiously, getting off Rich and sitting back in your own chair. "U-um, yes! Yes we are." Not gonna lie, you kinda felt bad for being so rude. Hopefully you could make it up by being nice back.

TIME SKIP AGAIN BC AUTHOR IS LAZY

You three had already recieved your food and was chowing down happily when the same waitress who had served you guys before, fell and spilled water all over the floor. Instantly, you rush over to help, picking up the plastic cups.

"You should confess," she whispers.

"What?" you ask, confused. She nods at the two boys who are watching you.

It dawns on you what she means and you blush profusely. "I don't know what you're talking about."

"Oh, please. It's ovious. You have puppy love eyes."

"One more word and I'll stop helping you."

She laughs quietly and gives you a shoulder nudge. "But in all honesty, you should. I can see your relationship growing more than what it is."

"What are you, some sorta love guru?" you joke with a smile.

She eyes you with a sly twinkle in her eyes. "Perhaps."

She cleans up rather quickly and disappears back into the kitchen.

"That was kind of you to help her," Eddie says with a small smile.

"I thought I should help her. Don't want her spitting in my food," you joke with a little laugh. He gives a small hum before going back to eating his lunch.

Maybe you should think about what she said and maybe confess soon. But not now. In the future.

For no reason whatsoever, you embrace the two in an embrace, startling them both.

"I want something just like this, all the time."

haha end ending go brr

I had to literally rewrite this bc it didnt SOUND RIGHT

This is so horrible I swear I've written better but I'm not as creative as i used to be *le sigh*

Nonetheless, I hoped you enjoyed it lmao

I didnt proofread it so if theres any errors I apologize

#Codz #cod zombies #richtofen x reader #X reader

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