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I went to my PO Box this week and had SO! MANY! TATOCHIPS! I don’t know if anyone else calls them tatochips but I do sometimes, and I was walking around my living room singing a little song about tatochips to myself. I had two boxes of flavor!
So here are my tasting notes:
From R (not my R) in the southwest -- let me know if you have a handle I should use, also love the cactus card:
Fried Corndog and Mustard HEB brand: Delightful. Delectable. This is a mild, less piquant variant of the hot dog chip than some; I don’t think they used much paprika if any. It’s meaty but not too beefy, and the mustard is hinted at. There’s no cornmeal flavor per se but I’m here for the hot dog anyway.
Mixed Berry Lemonade HEB brand: WHY. SO SOUR. OH THE SOUR. I AM FORSAKEN. There is a hint of berry which is peculiar but not unpleasant; then it’s just SO MUCH CITRIC ACID. I feel like a mixed berry potato chip sans lemonade would have been preferable. Hell is empty because HEB is here.
From @221squee who also sent me the delightful koi card -- I will have to pay a visit to the exotic chip store at the Destiny USA Megamall:
Black Pepper Rib Tip (Lays?): Steaky! They have a real beef flavor, hint of pepper; it’s easy to do smoke flavoring badly but they were sparing with it. Also they come in a vertical tin but they’re in a horizontal plastic tray inside it, which is an amazing combination of absurdist and practical and made me laugh.
Black Pepper and Cheese “Italian” Pringles: These are meant to be cacio e pepe, yes? They are peppery and cheesy! A nice balance. I prefer slightly less pepper flavor but they’re by no means inedible. Although the bar for potato chips being edible is significantly lower after Mixed Berry Lemonade chips killed God.
Garlic Baguette Sun Chips: I have had garlic baguette chips before but not Sun Chips, which adds to the experience. I opened the bag and was immediately enveloped in a cloud of garlic, but the chips -- while definitely garlicky -- have a nice buttery flavor to them that emphasizes the “garlic bread” aspect. The texture of the sun chips implies a crispy crust which adds zing.
Thank you both for an adventurous potato chip experience! I will consume these many chips....and find some culinary use for the Mixed Berry Lemonade ones. Somehow.
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My Favorite HEB Plant Based Finds February 2024
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Domain Names Owned By H-E-B Grocery Company
H-E-B Grocery Company LP, is an American privately held supermarket chain based in San Antonio, Texas, with more than 340 stores throughout the U.S. state of Texas, as well as in northeast Mexico. The company also operates Central Market, an upscale organic and fine foods retailer. As of 2019, the company has a total revenue surpassing US$31.2 billion.
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Ah yes. I have such fond memories of bringing fucking hot pockets to my uncle's grave in Mexico for dia de los muertos.
#dia de los muertos#tumblr ads#to be fair we did have “nes-qui” at my grandmas but she bought it for her americanized grandkids (me)#that and zucaritas#but fuck nestle and krogers for capitalizing on dia de los muertos#i get its gotten more popular the last several years#and the the book of life and coco really helped shine a light on mexican culture#but damn!#if I want a grocery chain store to sell me Mexican culture I can go to HEB!#their tortillas are so fucking good and handmade on the spot#and they dont tell me to buy fucking stoffers to honor my ancestors#rant over
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*shouting from the distance* H:3Y! I’M G0ING T0 H:3B! Y0U WANT ANYTHING?!
-Pawnon
BRO: Oh hey, think I've seen ya 'round the other blogs. Sweet.
BRO: Could use some extra snacks, Mini devours 'em. Also some pasta 'cuz we're runnin' low. Might as well go with ya and get the groceries done.
#my first pawnon ask tis an honor#bro and pawnon heb grocery shopping adventures#bro strider#dirk strider#homestuck ask blog#hom3stuck#homestuck#anon asks#pawnon ask#i had to look heb up cuz i didnt know what it was HELP
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why is heb so loud
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TBF, You'd look ridiculous no matter where you were shelved.
Alas poor Vermont Curry, Japanese style curry sauce mix.
You came from a strange land, far away, only to end up rejected on the candy shelf. Your flavor profile seemed exciting and exotic when picked up from the international aisle, but up checkout was regarded as the concoction of a madman.
The only favor your would-be buyer did you was placing you in the box labeled "This Saves Lives". Perhaps someone will see you there and decide that yes, you can save their life... from boredom of flavor.
RIP - March 2022
#I'm sorry the crop is bad on this one I have to take them quickly#impulse regrets#humor#memes#curated tumblr#funny photos#funny pictures#weird photos#photography#196#funny#groceries#grocery store#heb#texas
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If you could read my mind, love,
what a tale my thoughts could tell.
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As a natural-born, life-long Texan I am about to say something that might get me exiled from the state.
(Though that wouldn't be unusual. The king of France did exile my ancestors. Twice*)
Last year, H-E-B, a very prominent and popular grocery store chain in Texas, began opening some locations in the Dallas area.
Today, I decided to finally visit and see why it's so popular and I must say that I absolutely do not get the hype at all. Every time a new location opens, it is flooded with die-hard "fans" and I don't understand why.
Sure, many of the store-brand products are a little cheaper and are as good, if not better than, the similar major name-brand items. Other than that, it all seems to be just a fairly typical large grocery store.
Not to mention, a few of those H-E-B branded products are actually available in some local Mart-of-Wals locations here in Texas. Also, that supersized, blue and yellow, nationwide chain still has cheaper prices and a much larger selection of products.
I've been shopping at WallyWorld for so long, that I've even become accustomed to using the large self-service registers to check out. It's actually nice being able to purchase products without someone else handling them, potentially judging my choices, or wanting to engage in conversation. This H-E-B location did not have that option. The self-service stands were only available for people with 15 or less items. Not for those like me making a full-service grocery run. I think the last time I used a standard staffed register was before the apocalypse of 2020.
Essentially, the only reasons I can find for shopping at H-E-B are either to buy a few specific items or to try and develop some strange superiority complex over other Texans.
I will now sit here and wait for state troopers to come kick down my door and drag me across state lines; forbidding me from ever returning home.
(*Yes. My ancestors were literally exiled by the king of France twice. I don't know the story, but they were first exiled from France and settled in Canada. There is even a tiny town near Quebec named after them. Then the king exiled them again, forcing them out of Canada. Where they fled and eventually settled in Louisiana with some of the Acadian exiles.)
#personal#mine#H-E-B#HEB#Howard Edward Butt Sr.#that is the founder and namesake of this grocery chain#He's not even from Texas!#The butt store#bored#Texas#Texan
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wearing a mask in HEB will earn you the evilest of looks
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was no one going to tell me that the spice selection at trader joe’s is abysmal
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trying to decide if i want to see bottoms in theaters fkjadfk i keep passing the buck on it. and i have a ticket for today after work but im like. well do i REALLY want to kdjafs
#my parents are out of town next week so i have to place a mega grocery order tomorrow#because i will NOT be cooking i'm going to live off those heb ready meals for dinner. lmao#i mayyyyyyy get some ingredients for cooking on my days off but nothing major#i used to love cooking but now...#not really
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ya'll know how around winter they get those huge bins of assorted nuts out at h-e-b? it is a need, not a want to get those every year for me
like i have no clue what goes on, but squirrel brain takes over and i go FERAL for some walnuts and chestnuts oh my GOD
#how do i even tag this#h e b#for my moots who don't know what heb is because you are UNCULTERED#it's a very popular grocery store that's only in texas#wintertime#assorted nuts#yeah lets go with that
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i havent unsubscribed to H-E-B's weekly ad letter even though i moved out of texas 3 years ago. this is becoz i am sickly sentimental
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Check out The Coffee Show's Waitsgiving special on KGLT Bozeman on May 17th, featuring an interview with @fishboy! The Coffee Show airs 3PM Mountain Time every Wednesday. No idea what they're talking about, but I am responsible for introducing Keith to Fishboy's music and he's also wearing the weird grackles smoking in an HEB parking lot shirt from Galloping Boy Designs that I got him, so there's that.
(pic stolen from Keith Suta's Instagram page)
#I remember seeing this post and wondering if they talked about me at all#And then I saw the shirt#oh no#OH NO#I'm actually going to be in Montana visiting Dave's family on the 17th#Dave turned me on to The Coffee Show#Keith's got family here in Austin#He mentioned seeing this shirt in Blue Genie Art Bazaar and I had to see it for myself#And then I decided to get it for him because I thought it'd be really funny if he had to explain it to people it all the time#Basically grackles are big nuisances that flock to places like power lines and parking lots as dusk approaches#It's so bad that at least one HEB grocery store decided to hire a falconer to deal with them#...Doesn't everyone have bizarre friendships with some random public radio DJ in another state?
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Texan Reo edit I did for my tt pfp that I thought I would share, your welcome btw.
#mikage reo#reo mikage#bllk#Texan Reo mikage#Texas#blue lock#I’m just silly like that#also#heb best grocery store in the US#fight me
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