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who we really are

batman confidential #1

[ID: Alfred Pennyworth walking down the stairs into the Batcave—where Bruce Wayne sits in the dark and in his costume with the cowl pulled down. Alfred announces, “Coffee, eggs benedict and The Daily Planet, Master Bruce. I took the liberty of presuming you would be taking breakfast in the cave this morning.” Alfred sets the tray down on a nearby table as Bruce silently holds a gun up without looking at him, his finger still on the trigger. Alfred gasps, “Master Bruce? That gun, is it...?” He trails off but Bruce speaks up. “The one he used. That night. On them. I took it from the G.C.P.D. evidence depository last year... there was nothing more they could learn from it.” Bruce unloads it, letting a bullet clank to the desk before he picks it up and stares somberly at it. Alfred stiffens up as he asks, “I see. And what precisely did you hope to achieve by stealing your parents' murder weapon, if may be so bold as to inquire...? Beyond an increased capacity for morbid introspection, that is.”

Bruce elaborates, “He fired two rounds. 117-grain hollowpoints... twenty-five cents apiece from any gun store. Is that all their lives were worth, Alfred? Fifty cents of ammunition...? He left four rounds in the clip, one in the breech, dropped it and ran—afraid to finish what he started. And I just stood there. Helpless.” Alfred tells him, “The good your parents did lives on, Master Bruce. And I, for one, am glad he left those final rounds in the gun. I happen to believe the world is better served for having you in it.” Bruce still doesn't look at Alfred or acknowledge the kind statement. He'll go on to explain that a young mother was murdered while he was on patrol and that he blames himself for not preventing it. END ID]

every day when i wake up i say to myself “dykeyuu you are not purchasing any sanrio merchandise today” but then i find the deal of the century……..

Someone very special is on the way !!!!!

MYS HELPING VINCENT AND JAS SET UP A LEMONADE STAND DURING THE SUMMER

bad news for all the people who insist ash is a soft wholesome boy in Evil Dead because of the 1 scene where he was nice to his girlfriend

for the time of your life, and a lifetime of pride, through the storm and the strife with the stars as your guide, you will beat back the dark ‘til a new day has dawned, for the space rangers’ creed is—

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Roland: every member of the band is important and valuable  Roland:… I would sell Curt for a quarter tho. It doesn’t even have to be a shiny one. Just a quarter  Curt: 🖕

kindness is in the 16 cents that the cashier told you not to worry about because you only had a twenty. it’s in the mints and chocolates at the front of the store when you were a kid and they let you take one for free. it’s in all of the items, the merchandise, the products that have been given away because someone couldn’t bare to see you leave without them. it’s in the way we allow people little joys like these regardless of cost. kindness can be free

Every guy in Yakuza seems like they have enough social awkwardness for Tien to role his eyes at…

there's no feasible chance on earth any man can be more awkward than mountain man tien I'm Going To Hide From My Friends Every Other Year And Then For A Decade After Telling Them I'd Never See Them Again For No Apparent Reason And Only Coming Back Cause the World Was Literally Ending shinhan

and the other guy saying "you've changed" from what? when was he cheating? when was he doing that? the 20 crap games he lost in the army?

i have this weird ass camp neighbors at the festival. first he left to maybe watch a band but never got further than the toilet that plays a very weird playlist. cane back to get beer and somehow we got into a discussion about police community and capitalism. he then left without any beer

god. last week my store manager pulled me aside for a Big Talk just to say I received a 25 cent raise 😑

literally I wish he'd looked me dead in the eyes and told me to gargle his balls instead. I think it would've had a bigger impact on my life lmfao

My top hopes for Veb:

1. Evil

2. Eye makeup

3. More than like 3 seconds of screen time

Fr, he does sound like an evil henchman, and also a meow meow that is most likely to die.