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dykeyuu · 45 minutes
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personally i think you should be able to afford a place to live with a part-time job
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dykeyuu · 3 hours
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nothing makes me go "ooooh we are NOT the same" quite like reading some post about how people talk with their parents about their interests. what do you mean you told your father about stevebucky. what do you mean he asked further questions
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dykeyuu · 3 hours
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baby fever is the most foreign concept to me in the world. when i found out women don’t have to have children if they don’t want to i was like YAYYYY!!! I’M FREEEEE !!! ^_^ i was like 13 and i have never looked back…
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dykeyuu · 3 hours
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dykeyuu · 3 hours
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Why do people need subtitles to watch a show in English? I don't get it. What is wrong with the ears of young people?
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dykeyuu · 18 hours
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dykeyuu · 21 hours
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when did we as a society start allowing a sandwich to cost sixteen dollars? eighteen? I know I've paid twenty-one dollars for a sandwich at this point. is this just the world now? sandwich prices don't come down like gas prices. they go up & up & up. good luck to us all
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dykeyuu · 1 day
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me when one of my girlmutuals posts about how they got a little coffee beverage or took a nice walk or started a book they've been meaning to read for a while or otherwise found meaning and joy in simple pleasures
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dykeyuu · 1 day
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you can think someone's an idiot and not hate them. anyone who doesn't understand this has never had a coworker
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dykeyuu · 1 day
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i'm sorry but this is the only submission to this trend that i'll consider giving any thought to
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dykeyuu · 1 day
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as a girl with an ocd thing about complete collections they never should’ve told me about sanrio
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dykeyuu · 1 day
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dykeyuu · 1 day
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me as a child: this "$4.99" sales stuff is idiotic, anyone can instantly round this up to $5 in their mind, no one is falling for this
me as an adult: oh wow only $4 (with some additional numbers behind it), that's great because if it was a single dollar more that would have been the last straw for me in my miserable life
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dykeyuu · 1 day
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#<3
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dykeyuu · 1 day
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i found the tenth circle of hell: it's where your fave blows up on tiktok
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dykeyuu · 1 day
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girlhood is touching your necklace whenever you feel nervous
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dykeyuu · 1 day
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