No more half measures Steven
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OOOOO YA SEE THIS? THESE TALL BROADS ONLINE ARE CALLING THEMSELVES BOYMODAS CAUSE THEY LOOK LIKE FELLAS OR SOME BULLSHIT LIKE YEAH LIKE WE BELIVE THAT SUGARTITS
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Howdy, pardner!
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When people get a little too gung-ho about-
wait. cancel post. gung-ho cannot be English. where did that phrase come from? China?
ok, yes. gōnghé, which is…an abbreviation for “industrial cooperative”? Like it was just a term for a worker-run organization? A specific U.S. marine stationed in China interpreted it as a motivational slogan about teamwork, and as a commander he got his whole battalion using it, and other U.S. marines found those guys so exhausting that it migrated into English slang with the meaning “overly enthusiastic”.
That’s…wild. What was I talking about?
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learning that apparently several hundred people have been pronouncing 'miette' as 'mighty' has actively worsened my day
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The Outbursts of Everett True was a comic strip that ran in papers from 1905 to 1927, wherein the aforementioned Everett True regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude. Men have not only been taking up too much room on public transport for about as long as public transport has existed, but the people around them have been irritated about it for at least a hundred years. The next time someone tries to claim that manspreading is a false phenomenon, please direct them to this strip so that Everett True can correct their misconceptions with an umbrella upside the head.
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swimsuit contest winners
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deltarune chapter 3 thought
so. something that occurred to me that i haven't really seen brought up anywhere
the general assumption about Tenna is that he's gonna be chapter 3's big bad final boss. the ruler of its dark world
the TV is out of use and from the looks of it has been for a long time until (presumably) kris plugs it in. the TV-World we visit in chapter 3 is going to be one that hasn't been under Tenna's influence for ages, right?
raises the question of who the ruler WILL be. or, if it is Tenna, who had replaced him until chapter 3. if anyone for that matter
long story short tenna is an old man whose been in a coma for god knows how long
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buckwild to see swifties posting takes like "I feel like this album... is the most classic works of literature. As if these words... were always waiting to be written. I'm going to tattoo all of the lyrics on my skin so they can live forever" and then seeing someone else post a screenshot of the lyrics and it's some shit like "welcome to my dark and twisted mind / I'm the girl nobody ever notices / the joker hasn't seen half of what I've seen / call me the girlker / [reference to current trending media franchise]"
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A fish with human teeth has just been spotted swimming around in the ocean with a hateful smile
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Hamidown
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the sleeeperrrrr
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Customer: YOU FOOL
DMV: CONFRONTATIONAL
Verdict: DENIED
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