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lushlovers · 1 year

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The Prettiest, J Burrow

summary; joe never will let you forget how much you rock his world.

warnings; so sweet i've got diabetes, kissing in many different forms and all the pillowtalk in the entire worldddd<333

word count; just under 400

note; i love fluffy fluff. especially with my fav wife

Your fingers strum to the beat of happy music in your head along his defined jawline. It's even stronger due to the smile on his face, so big it makes his cheeks hurt. The one of yours is even bigger though, if that's even possible, "How did I even manage to bag you," He thinks out loud, pressing a sweet kiss to your warming cheek.

"Dunno, I ask myself the same thing, Joey," you tease, earning an eye roll and scoff in response. Joe pinches your exposed hip at your cheap shot. "You were supposed to say something along the lines of, "Oh, Joe! You're so handsome and sexy. How ever could you ask that?!" He attempts his best impression of you, going as far as to flutter his lashes in your direction.

Now you're scoffing and landing a tiny punch on his shoulder, "I don't sound like that and who even talks like that?" This time, instead of responding to you, he kisses the crease from your eyebrows, "You don't and no one, just love getting a rise out of you, sweet girl."

Hiding your hot face in his bare chest, doing your best to shield yourself from anymore praise. If you here one more thing like that, it's definitely possible that you explode right here, right now. "Nooo, I wanna see your pretty face," he murmurs holding you face in his hands, making you look up at him, and pressing a long, slow kiss to your lips.

Joe loves seeing how easily he can fluster you, one of his favorite activities. It's completely his fault when you excuse yourself at event or team dinners because he just wont stop whispering the sweetest or nastiest things to you, just to see you flush or watch your breath hitch.

As he pull away every so slightly, putting just enough room for his breath to fan over your face as he whispers, "There's my girl, the prettiest ever." God, is it like a thousand degrees in here? It was difficult to come up with a response to that, especially when your mind goes numb and empty when he says the littlest of compliments.

"I'm gonna tell your mom you've just said that," you retort, "Go right ahead, I tell her and dad how gorgeous my girl is any chance I get."

#joe burrow #joe burrow x reader #joe burrow x you #joe burrow fic #joe burrow smut #lushlovers fic #joe burrow imagine #joe burrow fluff #joe burrow fan fic #nfl fan fic #nfl #nfl smut

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maladaptive-day-dreams · 1 year

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Cockwarming spencer while he reads or works🤭🤭 your sat on his lap facing him, and your whining for him to just fuck you already but he says that “you have to be patient” and “he’s almost done” but he just wants to see you try not to squirm🤭😵‍💫-🍓

asdhas;asdjh I cannot

ty for the Spencer ask🫶🏻my first foray into the Spence/CM fanfic worldddd I hope I did it justice for you heh

nsfw under the cut; YALL THIS WENT OFF THE FUCKING RAILS I'M SORRY wow how I missed writing smut this week (1.6k words)

spencer reid x fem!reader (cockwarming (obvs), handjob/oral (m-receiving), denial, dirty talk (a lil degredation), tossed in both a good girl and a few dirty lil sluts)

You've been in this position for almost 15 minutes now. Forehead on Spencer's shoulder, wet cunt wrapped around his dick while he sits in his desk chair reading up on a case.

You did it to yourself though, coming into his office at home and riling him up. Crawling under his desk and looking up at him, sitting oh so pretty on your knees. He looked down at you briefly before going straight back to work, unbothered by you're precarious position.

"I'm working baby," he said. He looked away before he could see the pout grace your lips but you decided to take things into your own hands.

You ran your hands from his knees up to his crotch and traced them over his cock. Spencer didn't react but you felt his dick twitch and decided to keep going. You unbuckled his belt, unbuttoned his pants and drew down the zipper. Knowing what you were doing, his lips turned up in a smirk and he lifted his hips off the chair enough for you to pull down his slacks.

You left them on him, letting them pool at his ankles as you leaned forward to kiss the tip of his cock through his boxers. You looked at him as you did so, noticing the hitch in his breath and the faint hiss pass his lips. But he didn't look at you, not even a quick flit of his eyes.

So you kept going. Hands shifting into his boxers to pull his cock out, you felt his legs tense on either side of you once your hands touched his semi-hard member. Looking up at him again, you kiss the tip, no barrier keeping your soft lips from the sensitive skin there, and watch as he closes his eyes and lets his head fall back for just a moment before going back to the files in his hands.

So you try harder to get his attention to turn from work. You lick and suck at the tip, your hands squeezing and stroking until he was fully hard in your palms. Then you pull out all the stops, taking his entirety into your warm wet mouth and sucking. You watch his face as you bob your head up and down on his cock before burying your nose into the curls at its base and hollowing your cheeks around him. He groans and one hand finds your hair and pulls you off of him.

"You're being so bad right now," he hisses, hand in your hair tightening. You lick the drool from your lips and pout at him. "Such a needy girl tonight, huh? Want my cock so bad you'll take it out and suck me off under my desk while I work like a little slut?"

"Please, Spence," you moan. " 'need you so bad."

"Fine," he spits, with a smile though. You know he enjoys this as much as you do. "But I have to work, so you're just gonna sit on my lap until I'm done ok?"

You nod eagerly and Spencer drops the file onto his desk and pushes back from the it enough for you to move and stand up in front of him.

"You're dressed so pretty today," he says as he pulls you towards him by the back of your thighs. His hands move up to the waistband of your panties and pulls them down. You step out of them and he runs his hands back up your legs and cups your cunt. You jolt and moan at his touch as he runs two fingers through your folds. "So wet. 'd you get that wet from sucking me off hmm?"

"Mhmm," you moan as he dips two fingers into your sopping cunt. He thrusts his fingers a few times before bringing wet fingers forward to your clit and circling it.

Your mouth drops open in a silent plea and you sway towards him slightly, using his shoulders to steady yourself. He pulls his hand from under the skirt of your dress and offers it to you in an unspoken command. You do as he expects and takes his fingers into your mouth, sucking them as you did his cock and licking them clean of yourself.

"Good girl."

His arms move to rest on the armrests of his desk chair and he looks at you expectantly. Using your hands where they already sit atop his shoulders, you move to straddle him. Your wet cunt runs up and down the base of him as you settle into his lap and you moan at the contact. Spencer looks unfazed though, waiting and huffing as if he's impatient with you.

You hang your head, silently grip his cock and shift up just a bit more so you can sink down onto him. You moan as your hips meet his again and the tip of his cock hits that spongy part of you that has you gasping and grasping at his shirt.

You start to shift, ready to ride him but his hands still your hips as you begin to lift up. He looks at you sternly, "no."

Opening your mouth to question, he cuts you off.

"You have to wait until I'm done."

So here you are, minutes moving slow as you sit still on his cock. You can feel every inch of him as he works. As he ignores you and your wet pussy dripping arousal onto the base of him.

You've been relatively quiet, until he shifts his hips or leans down and changes the angle of how his mushroom tip hits that deep spot in you. Now, your head is buried in his neck, arms wrapped around him as he leans forward to read something on a different paper than the one he's holding.

Your cunt clenches around him and he can feel each pulse of your pussy as your patience runs thin. You can't see, but he's smirking and waiting for you to beg.

"Spence," you whine, your hips shifting slightly on him. "Please."

"You have to be patient. I'm almost done."

But then another 10 minutes go by, and now he's leaning back in the chair. His action to move into that position making his cock drag out of you just slightly before he pulled you to him and your hips settled again. It released a moan from your throat and you caught the edge of his smirk before you leaned your head on his shoulder again.

"Please," you whisper into his neck. "Please fuck me."

"What was that?" he asks laced with a smile. He places his paper onto the desk and runs a hand up your spine. "Speak up, I can't hear you when you mumble."

"Please," you beg louder. "Please, Spence, please fuck me already, need you so bad."

"Awe," he patronizes. "So cock hungry you can't wait anymore?"

You nuzzle into his neck and place a soft kiss there as penance.

"Think that means you get to ride me huh? Think an impatient little slut like you deserves that?"

He grips your hips and pulls you off of him, you gasp and whine at the loss of him. As he stands he turns you around and pushes you down onto his desk. One hand holds your cheek squished on top of a manilla envelope on his desk while the other lifts the skirt of your dress and smacks your ass, hard. You cried out as his hand met your skin hard enough to leave a mark.

He bends over you, his cock, still wet from your arousal, rubs against your ass as he leans down to whisper in your ear, "needy sluts get fucked like they should."

And then he's lining himself up with your entrance and pushing all the way in. You're gasping stutters with every hard pound of his hips against yours.

Your, "oh-oh-ah-yeah-fuck-me-harder-yes-please-yes-oh" coming out in short bursts with every deep piston of his cock into your wet cunt. The sound of your begging, the slap of skin against skin and the creak of his desk as he fucks you is all you can hear.

The hand that was on your neck holding you to his desk, makes its way up through your hair to grip and pull while his other hand holds tight enough to your hip to leave a bruise.

"Such-a-fucking-impatient-slut," Spencer says with every thrust into your pussy. "Trying-to-distract-me-trying-to-get-me-to-fuck-you-sweetly."

"Yes-Spencer-fuck-'m-so-close."

"Yeah? Ready to cum on my cock huh? Ready to finish what you started huh?"

"Mmm," you moan as his thrusts become harder and faster, his tip continually hitting that perfect spot inside you.

"Cum then, cum like the little cock slut you are."

And you do. The coil in your stomach tightens and you cum with a scream of his name.

But he doesn't stop. He keeps pistoning into you with a fervor, pace not slowing even though you beg him to.

"Spence-" you whine from overstimulation as tears start staining the folder under your cheek.

"Take it like a good girl. Take my cock like I know you can."

He smacks your ass again and you jolt up on the desk, papers and pencils starting to teeter on the edge with every heavy push of his hips against yours.

"Ah, fuck!" you scream as your second orgasm crashes over you without warning. Your pussy is spasming around his cock from the strength of this orgasm and you're mouth is open in a silent moan as he fucks into you.

"Gripping me so tight, fuck, yes, 'm cumming," Spence says, his hips stuttering and stalling as his release coats your walls. He groans and the hand that was in your hair slowly traces down your spine and pushes on your lower back as he pulls out of you.

He falls back into his chair with a huff and watches your mixed juices trickle down your leg with a smirk on his lips.

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nyan-koii · 17 hours

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Hii! Do you have any recs of sebschumi fics or content on tumblr? Or like literally anything; pictures, interviews? I'm new to this duo and I'm lacking the content. :(

HI ANON !! SO SORRY FOR THE LATE REPLY I HOPE YOU'RE DOING WELL 💖

Thank you so so much for this question. I genuinely squealed and teared up when i saw this. Im happy theyre getting more acknowledgement and that you're willing to learn more about them !! For starters, they dont have much contents at all and most of them are quite difficult to find but i've gathered some of them that will help you to understand why this ship and their bond between one another beats every other seb's pairings 🙏 it's quite a long thread because i want to pull you down into this hole hehehehhehehehe

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1. @/effervescentdragon post of hero worshipping and yearning

: this emotional heart wrenching web weaving about sebschumi is so incredible as it gives you an insight of how they both work and play out in each other's life from the first time seb saw michael at the karting club and the times when seb reminiscence about his past with michael. This was the last straw that made me realise that sebschumi deserves so so much if not more than sebmark ngl. Everything just hurts and they did it so well with the web weaving!!

2. @/schumi-honey post about germancedes and how michael always chooses seb at the end of the day

: now this one is REALLY REALLY INTERESTING FOR ME BECAUSE michael, being in a team that gave brawn their world champion, jean todt asking him to come back into said team with a potentially wdc teammate who is also half german half finnish but races under the german flag will still find and choose sebastian vettel at the end of the day. If that doesnt sound crazy to you then i'm sorry but you're missing out. The post is incredible as it shows how does michael act with a person, and with sebastian. He changes completely !! Thats true love man.

3. @/andromedasummer post about mary sue seb

: this one gives a view of how sebastian is totally the y/n in his life story and when that moment of truth comes to your realization, you just gotta go like DAMN this kid is lucky af because a wdc michael, the pride of german at that time chooses SEBASTIAN VETTEL to be his successor among all other kids, Michael that said "this 12 year old is making my life difficult! He's so fast," to Gerhard who will later on recruit him under redbull sponsorship. Crazy right? It's like Seb is the chosen one in Michael's life. The one that will continue his legacy (people have been calling and referring him as 'baby schumi') and the one that will eventually become one of his closest friend on and outside the grid. And we also got this from the post which has never left my mind after reading it and never failed to make me cry... they both are so superior and connected with each other... red string of fate type of dynamic is so strong here....

4. Kart Club Kerpen Sebschumi

: this just means a lot to me because michael and seb first met here and to see them karting with each other, laughing and getting so so comfortable around each other's presence shows how much they've grown while indirectly growing up with one another. SEBSCHUMI YOU'RE MY WORLDDDD

5. Pranksters Sebschumi

: It's just so so fun and refreshing to see their dynamics in this one. Michael and seb being menances, partners in crime everytime they're spotted together and how seb will do anything michael asked him to even if it means causing riot in other's life,,, LIKE???? I CANT BELIEVE THESE GAYS OMG but yeah, their dynamics are soooo good i love them so much 💖

6. Recent Seb interview about Michael

: this iirc was during that time where seb did a test with porsche and then we got this interview saying how seb just misses michael which he refers to as a friend.... my heart broke im telling you i cant handle it😞 michael also said that he was glad to found seb in his life and that in his world full of ego, seb is the only one that he feels genuine to be with which michael also labelled their relationship as something special. SHOOT ME ALREADY KILL ME IM IN TEARS RIGHT NOW DAWGGG

Fic recs

Onto the good part now☺ keep in mind that we barely have any fics about them so please if any of you guys have ideas for them, dont be afraid to share it to ao3 <3 because I WILL BE THE PERSON THAT WILL THOROUGHLY ENJOY IT THE MOST LIKE I'LL BE YOUR NO 1 FAN !!! And please dont forget to comment and leave kudos to them 🙏

1. Never have I ever by Tianvette

: theres this unspoken rule created by god tianvette regarding sebschumi and honestly, it really really shaped them both into so much more because like,, that headcanon? That fanon?? It's canon now because ONLY MICHAEL CAN CALL SEBASTIAN AS "BASTI" AND NO ONE ELSE GETS TO CALL HIM THAT 🙏 so thank you to this fic for making them more special than ever.

2. Im sorry by @/n-ico-ando

: OKAY OKAY OKAY THIS IS ACTUALLY THE FIC THAT MADE ME GOT INTO OLD F1 FANDOM, SEBASTIAN VETTEL AND SEBSCHUMI ITS JUST SO GOOD OKAY?!?!? JUST READ IT AND YOU'LL GET WHAT I MEAN I LOVE THIS FIC WITH MY WHOLE LIFE IT CHANGED ME TO A BETTER PERSON AURGGHGHSHAJSA VERY VERY NORMAL WITH THIS ONE,, I SWEAR.... MY BIBLE MY CAUSE OF EUPHORIA

3. I'm gonna take mind of you with me by @/likethegardensofbabylonn

: this fic is ongoing but GOSH GOSH GOSH OH GOD THE WAY I SCREAMED WHEN I FIRST READ IT. The settings took place with seb remembering his memories with michael before and after the accident so yeah, if you need a good heartbreaking and gut wrenching story about angsty sebschumi, this is the one because it's just so perfect with seb's thoughts his internal conflicts and how the author makes a great interpretations on seb's character. This fic feels so close to me because of how true and close the whole settings and narrations sound like with my thoughts so yes, it's something you should invest your time and think of everytime someone said sebschumi.

4. Use me Use me (cause i ain't no average groupie) by @/horn-knee-demons-anonymous

: I HAVE NO WORDS FOR THIS FIC EXCEPT THAT HOW BRILLIANT AND ALLURING THE STORY IS. I've always wanted a seb harem fic with sebschumi as the endgame considering of the drought ive been facing so when this fic came, it's as if god has heard my prayers because truly this fic alongside with the author herself, my guiding moonlight and the stars of my night, are just god given with how much they changed the trajectory of my life and im so glad i met her and able to read her works. The worldbuilding, the consistency in every single characters, the dynamics, their interactions and every single wordings here leaves you wanting for more and makes you feel like you're on the edge of your seat! It's like "am i allowed to be reading this for free!?!?" But really, this is a masterpiece so please give them all of your love and be there while it's still ongoing <3

5. Hurts by Molly_lovers1

: as a fan of dead dove with a huge favouritism of age gap and underage characters, i was super happy when i first read this fic mainly because of the struggle, the push and pull dynamics between sebschumi and their guilt ridden thoughts as well as their burning desire that makes this feels so so good yet vile to be reading. It's that kind of fic where i jerked off to every night while thinking about it lolll BUT IM SO SO SO NORMAL ABOUT IT.

6. How to treat a guest by yours truly

: shameless self promo but i was trying to spread my sebschumika agenda here☺💖 i hope you get the vision too hehe !!

Videos

The complete compilations of all known sebschumi sources can be found here though it doesnt cover much of the roc contents but still!! This one is a really really good guide for them both 🥰

Michael Schumacher and Sebastian Vettel Compilation

And ROC 2007 cuts of sebastian vettel because this was their first race together as a teammate, michael had just retired and he brought a newly fresh boy as his team to compete against all the other drivers. If that's not love and bias then i dont know what to say because oh god, this does so much to me as a person who worships sebschumi everyday.

Roc 2007 Sebastian Vettel Cuts

Articles

I cant put pictures anymore so this is all for now !! I hope by the end of this post, everyone will become and realize the true power of sebschumi 🥰🙏🔥🔥

#sebastian vettel #michael schumacher #sebschumi #seb/michael #i love them so so so much #they mean the world to me #its all about the yearning pining and longing #and how one will always exists because of the other #also how seb looks up to michael and always asks for his advice #and michael who is always looking forward to be working and racing and basically just spending his life with seb #and since he saw seb that day at the kart club kerpen #he knew seb will be the one that will make him proud #and he was right #and seb has never been so happy #because the person that he looks up to are now something so much more than just being a part of his life #because michael shaped seb from the start #without michael seb wouldnt even be in f1 or have any likings on motorsports #so yeah #sebschumi is pretty lit guys

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coloredsolos · 2 years

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Vampire levi🤨

With his beautiful vampire wife🤨

Yes ma’am .

The sex is out of this worldddd. Vamps have one mate for the rest of their lives and their affection towards each other grows by the second. Also if they've drank each other's blood it connects them in a very intimate way, for example, if Levi's wife was feeling down he would know bc they can feel each other's feelings.

Also, they feed from each other instead of hunting every time they get thirsty (they still go out and hunt but it's not that often) anyway, this is a very intimate act and is reserved for only the two of them (it's better during intercourse)

Vamp!Levi is very territorial when it comes to his wife as is every other male vamp and his vampiress. He marks her whenever they go out, as if she doesn't already reek of his sent to other male vampires, it's like the cherry on top lol. It's considered a dishonest act if a mated vamp comes home smelling like someone else who isn't their mate. Needless to say, that doesn't happen to his wife bc he drowns her in his scent to let anyone else know to back tf up💀

I picture his wife being shy 🥺 turning away in embarrassment when he scatters kisses and love bites up and down her neck:(( but her being shy doesn't mean she won't also kill for her man!! Though she has a hard time she makes it clear to any woman that he's hers‼️

MINOR AND AGELESS BLOGS DO NOT INTERACT

a/n: omg vampire levi is so hot im gasping for air rn

LEVI

vamp!levi who is so possessive, he insists on making sure you’re covered in his scent.

he leaves the darkest marks scattered all over your neck, he likes making sure people know you’re his

shy!reader who can’t help but have their cheeks heat up at the thought of people knowing your levi’s

like you love it but oh my god people didn’t need to know y’all were that kinky

however, one day you catch a human woman flirting with your husband and that’s not gonna fly nuh uh

so you come over to the both of them and if looks could kill this woman would be dead twice over

“my love, I really think we should be heading home. I miss you.”

levi gets the point immediately and drags you home and fucks you senseless

“taking it like a champ baby, no need to be jealous. this cock is all yours, yeah?”

like i’m talking you are completely fucked dumb

NOW FEEDING TOGETHER OH MY GOD

you guys typically feed from each other, limiting your hunting outside and I know it sounds so cliche but levi will light some candles to set the mood because tonight is special.

his thrusts are slow, the air is sticky with sweat and his breath tickles your ear with every pant

his teeth graze your neck before finally sinking into your flesh and you swear the feeling gets better every time

you’re quick to reciprocate this action and can’t help but shiver when levi moans into your neck

the act itself is so personal, it truly means you are his and he is yours.

feeding on one another connects you on a whole new level each time, your love grows stronger (although you’re not quite sure if that’s even possible) and you’re able to feel everything levi feels, and he you.

like levi feels your jealousy, just as you feel his, and I promise you whoever was jealous at the time, even if it was just due to an unwanted glance from a passerby, will be fully remedied that night when you both return home

whether it’s you on your knees showing levi that you only want his cock in your mouth, or levi praising how good you’re taking him because only he can make you feel that good

basically you guys fuck like rabbits LMAO

I think I’M in love with vamp!levi

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murderofravens · 4 months

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Yuji is the kind of guy who will literally buy you chocolates and roses every other day because he loves you so much💗💗 he takes you on dates, and goes all out for his princess. Picnic dates, movie dates, game dates, or even dates in his car that looks at the nighttime sky and moon. (Yes he buys you lingeries because he finds you sexy in them but that's another story-)

He buys you the best things because only his princess deserves the best of the best. He has no shame in buying you self care products and menstrual products like kotex and buys sweets because you are his angel and he needs to take care of you as he loves you. He knows you care for him and do it to him in a heartbeat. He is a pleaser and a giver and will stop at nothing to make you happy and satisfied💗💗☀️☀️👑👑✨️✨️✨️✨️

HE WIULD BE THE BESTEST BOYFIE EVER!!! HE'S SO CUTIE PATOOTIE TRULY THE ONLY BOY IN THE WORLDDDD HE WOULD KEEP HIS GIRL SOOSOSOSO HAPPY

#🥺🥺#my bunnies <3 #my yuuji <3 #itadori yuji x reader

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liil-ee · 10 months

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I GENUINELY WISH I NEVER DECIDED TO CATCH UP ON THIS SERIES BECAUSE WHAT THE ACTUAL HECK DID I JUST READ AJSJSIXJEJK

⚠️Chainsaw Man Manga Spoiler warning⚠️

okay so the other day I got volume 9 of csm, little did I know, that’s where all the drama begins cause what in the worldddd

(I was planning on reading volumes 1-11 via physical volumes but I couldn’t wait to buy volume 10 so I decided to read it online but I ended up catching up on the entire series ?? 🙂🐸)

So here is my genuine reaction to chapters 70ish thru the current chapters

ok first of all, the character development Denji AND Power have gone through is insane. I didn’t think they could get this close, which genuinely breaks my heart that they didn’t have this for long 💔💔

They both matured for sure, there’s no denying it.

I also wanted to point out the bath scene, I haven’t really seen anyone talking about it enough, but the fact that Denji didn’t fall for selfish desires and actually helped Power bathe instead of making the situation awkward, was so sweet omg 🥺🥺

again, here we can see the difference in how he has matured, before he wanted women for his own desires but now he starts to realize that he is able to have platonic relationships with women like Power

OKAY BUT THIS WAS JUST CRUEL. IM GOING TO START BAWLING WHEN THIS GETS ANIMATED LIKE WTH

FUTURE DEVIL DID 👏NOT👏STUTTER👏 THIS WAS THE WORST POSSIBLE DEATH OMG.

I didn’t think he would die THAT quickly, this chapter literally crept up on me SO FAST

okay, and I had also gotten spoiled on this scene too but I didn’t know the context of it but now I’m sobbing 😭

Denji and Power’s relationship is literally so heartbreaking wth 💔💔 and the fact that Denji was already mourning Aki’s death made this 10x worse

Okay but this page HIT FR

(Ngl makima’s strategy was actually so smart)

ok and then this made me laugh fr I was crying like WHAT IS THIS 😭😭

Kobeni’s short return was so funny for no reason 💀💀 Like my girl is TIRED of dealing with devils, give her a break Fr 😭👏

BUT THIS HAD ME THINKING ALL. DAY. WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABT THIS???

when I saw this page ⬇️ I was like NO FREAKING WAY… and I turned out to be right 😭😭

BIGGEST PLOT TWIST OF THE YEAR FR 😭

I literally had no idea she died, I guess I wasn’t spoiled too much for this series but yea I was kinda laughing at this tbh like WDYM HE CONSUMED HER ??

also I had no idea that this was all one big arc…

When it said “part 1” I was lowkey shocked

ok and here’s where I start talking about the second arc/current arc

Okay, for starters this arc is honestly a lot more interesting than the first one, (I love the characters in the first arc more tho) I literally love the whole idea behind all the tension between Asa and Denji, Asa is a little confusedwhen it comes to her feelings and is convinced that she doesn’t have any feelings for Denji OR Chainsaw Man but which is honestly really funny considering Denji’s personality. And Denji is just as confused as she is. 💀💀

Also I’m loving the whole idea of the alter ego dynamic where Asa’s main obstacle is the War Devil, something she is constantly battling, and is the complete opposite of, Fujimoto wrote her well imo

Also Denji being straight up blunt abt his desires was so funny to me, he is the total opposite of Asa who for the life of her (literally) cannot be selfish

I mean… at least he’s being honest BUT I think I know where this is going…

From the beginning, Denji has never truly understood love, all the girls he “fell for” were just using him, and he only wanted them for their looks, bodies, etc. but now when we bring Asa into the picture, I think she’s definitely going to change him for sure, just like Power and Aki did. I think they’re definitely going to be end game, with Asa he doesn’t really have feelings for her *yet* but I’m sure he will catch on and realize that there’s more to women than just their looks, and Asa will humble him. I cannot wait for this duo to get more and more chaotic 💀💀 I’m living for them fs ❤️

🗣️🗣️SHOUTOUT TO MY GIRL NAYUTA, ABSOLUTE ICONIC QUEEN ❤️❤️

ok and this was literally so funny for no reason

he was so real for this 🤭🤭

I cant believe Asa wouldn’t let him see the penguins 🙄🙄 Smh

Ok but after all this I can finally understand why Csm fans are bawling their eyes out! Thank you for taking me on this experience with you!! 😍😍 😭

#chainsaw man #csm #chainsaw man manga #csm manga #denji chainsaw man #denji #denji csm #power chainsaw man #power #makima #asa x denji #asa yoru #nayuta #manga #chainsaw man spoilers #chainsaw man manga spoilers #csm manga spoilers

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moonjxsung · 10 days

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wait i feel like my previous ask abt the plagiarism issues felt lowkey like self promo cos i went off anon and talked abt my drabbles BUT I SWEAR I WASNT TRYING TO PROMOTE MYSELF

i just wanted to show you my eclipse pictures and i didn't wanna flood ur inbox with two separate asks abt the plagiarism issue and the eclipse pics 😭

how did you get such a nice photo of the moon at night??? whenever i try it looks like a white blob, no details or anything. the nicest moon picture ive gotten was when it peeked out during the afternoon.

here's a pic of the sun i think you'll like

han jisung is my sunshine fr 😭😭😭 i see his face on my phone and a shit day can become 10x better we love parasocial relationships lol

i'm excited for my little req to be published hehe but don't rush! i'll be sitting patiently while the master is at work

NOOOOO I DISNT TAKE IT LIKE THAT AT ALLL LFKFKSKDKKD DONT WORRY ABOUT IT !!!

I honestly have NOOOO CLUE how I’m able to get decent pics of tbe moon dkekdndmkdlwkeke maybe it’s because I have like hundreds in my camera roll atp like I literally get a pic of the moon every time I see her 👼🫶🫶🫶🫶 here’s my personal fav from through my apartment window

THE HANJI PICCX ENEJEKDKDMSMWKEKD HES SO CUUUUUUTTJRJRJEWMEKEKDKDKDKD I LOVE HIM SO BAD he really makes any day better frfr (did you see his insta post from today bc it cheered me up like instantly)

I LOVE UUUUUUU SO MUCH BABY IM SENDING U ALL THE VIRTUAL HUGS IN THE WORLDDDD 🫶💖💕💗💓💘💞

#ask

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wovenstarlight · 1 year

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In HYJ and Sigma's conversation (prior so Sigma going back to being a creep), it's really funny that it at least seems that Sigma's pretty hung up on:

1. Whoever the fuck this Sung Hyunjae guy is, along with how him not being that guy is vaguely disappointing and means these SS-rank Guards want to beat the shit out of him (see: Alpha fight 1, Alpha fight 2 electric boogaloo, getting hit by a fucking nuke)

2. How HYJ called him old

3. How HYJ is apparently older than him

He sounds so much like a pouty teenager when HYJ is teasing him it's insane

FRRRRR while i try not to put myself in sigma's shoes too much (They Wouldnt Fit, for one) i can see where he's coming from with the pissy teenager act honestly. like imagine the MOST INTERESTING GUY IN YOUR WHOOOOLE WORLDDDD shows up and he's all cool and intriguing and you're like holy fucking shit finally something to think about that doesn't make me want to put my head through a wall. and then he's like. oh. ugh. you're not [SOME FUCKING GUY YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF]. and he gives you the most disappointed disgusted look even though you've done (From Your Perspective) literally nothing. like i would also immediately form a lifelong vendetta against This Fucking Guy I've Never Heard Of for taking my one thin thread holding together my will to live from me. fuck that guy forever. and then this guy who has in the last few days become your sole reason to keep going besides inertia and routine. this guy. your white whale. he fucking starts ragging on you about being old and you're not even old. then he starts ragging on you about being too young and also hitting you with the NO BITCHES? like come on. for real? for fucking real? i'm getting no bitches'd by my boycrush?

sigma deserved the nuke though

#answered #anonymous #my sranks #star.txt #sigma sranks #sigma is a riot. in that i see him and become violent

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the-nysh · 2 years

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Quick spoilery live reaction to update 213′s raws:

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ALRIGHT so Garou basically just saw Saitama literally blow Jupiter away, (edit: thinking, ‘a being - a monster- like that shouldn’t be allowed to roam free on earth; the same goes for me’) but now OMG, I see EYES - yes some real eyes in there that are alarmed that earth (is visibly in range) and even his very survival is in danger if he keeps this up!!! D:

Saitama chases him to the surface in his own ‘unique’ way and............!!!! FUCK ME SIDEWAYS!!! WHAT DID I SAY!?! What did I repeatedly SAYYYYY about Garou not knowing what happened to Tareo and how he would freak out if he KNEW!?!!? DDD8 NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

OH MY GODDDD I said I would have THINGS to say if Garou had a mental breakdown over Tareo AND I’M SO....!!! ...!!!!...!!!!!!!!! *validated but at a complete loss of coherent words to say* ;A;

NOOOO MY BOYYY!!!! Literal god LOOK what you did to him!!! >:O Are you happy now at his anguish!? Did you think the real Garou in there would never CARE?! FUCKKKK all the way off!!!! ;A; ANYONE who’d ever doubted him!

Ahem. *some time later*

MY MAN’S AWAKE!!!! His real face is there! With both eyes!!! :’DDD And he’s composed and decisive at what do DO next!!!

A-and he’s....they...are agreeing to - OH, oh my god, they’re doing the predicted thing!!!

OHHHHHHH THEY’RE USING/COMBINING THEIR POWERS TO SAVE THE WORLDDDD ;A; Both of them, this time! Yoooo!!! With Garou showing him the way and TELLING Saitama what to do! as the leader barking orders omfg we even get their little atomic chibi particles resonating everything together, HAH. Yes it’s basically a deus ex machina to heal/undo/reverse everything but who the fuck cares!!! 8′D When it’s the real Garou actually choosing to do it!!! (As I had faiiiiiiiiith~~)

AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! FOR TAREOOOO~~~ Awakened ‘hero’ Garou is a beautiful thing. :’3 (Plus anyone who ever doubted him or gave me grief by slandering Garou’s character + his potential in bad faith now owes me direct financial and emotional compensation.) Because he’s basically sacrificing himself to undo all the damage, bring Saitama back, and save the world. :’3 MY BOYYYYYYYY!! How I knew he’d come through somehow!!!

Now don’t ask me to explain what happens later (without the translation), as it looks like some redone time loop shenanigans to revert everyone - or rather, Saitama, ‘back’ to the place where ‘god’ Garou landed, but now with Saitama’s elaborate punch to instantly ‘defeat’ Garou in front of everyone - whether it’s a dramatized performance to ‘fall’ to the strongest hero or a direct redo to prevent everything from happening in the timeline in first place - who knows yet (edit: it’s ‘reverse causality’ to ‘zero-punch’ the god power out of Garou before any of this ‘ominous future’ happens D8 wtf!) But now Saitama has two cores: the one he kept in his hand and the one from LIVE Genos crashing into him!! 8′D SO YES! EVERYONE IS ALIVE AND OK! Thanks to Garou awakening, helping Saitama, and fully deciding what needed to be done! ;o;

#opm #garou #tareo #manga spoilers #commentary #long text post #MY MAN IS AWAKE AND SAVING THE WORLD #AND THAT'S ALL I CARE ABOUTTTTT ;o; because finally THERE HE IS #everyone is now ok and ALIVE!

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brakingpoint · 11 months

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https://youtu.be/npsSSJgyXN8 ding Dong another delivery of braking point

"aiden's out?" "yeah engine problem i'm afraid" "haha good job you've got ✨ME!!!!✨" devon butler you will ALWAYS be famous

btw i love aarava's playthroughs because devon will say something and i'll be screaming at my laptop like MY BABY WABY THE BEST LITTLE BOY IN THE WORLDDDD and at the exact same time aarava is going i hate this character so much. how did he become even more dislikable. i want to punch him in the face.

#btw i'm still so furious that they pay driver'd my boy. not canon in my books

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astrangeghost · 1 year

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stares u directly in the eyes. pllease tell me more about ur dnd ocs

Hehehehehe I actually. Went to draw them all but WOW today is not a good art day so just preexisting art :)

(This is a bit outdated, Mindy is a paladin and Granite's earrings changed!) Granite is a earth-genasi monk who worships Sol, and thus is blind(something about staring into the sun for the sun god, forgot where I read that but yea!) They were found at a temple of Sol and raised there, eventually getting a message from Sol himself to spread his religion throughout the world :) so thats why shes out adventuring! Granite has a good heart and strength to back herself up, and even if they would prefer peace, they could hit you into next week! She does have a streak of self-sacrifice, being the first to give up comfort for the safety of others and she is so dear to me. my first dnd oc : ) Mindy was my second dnd oc I made out of a realll old middle school character fghj shes a taffy paladin from another worldddd! Mindy comes from an alternate universe where war plagues the earth. She and a couple others were made in a lab to fight in the fields, eventually her partners died and something something magicked to a new world to some adventuring party! When transferred to the main universe/world/whatever her memories were wiped and she needs to get them all back :0 her old party were very important to her but shes a very happy-go-lucky sunshiny type of gal :) Cynthia!! Is my bard! Also a centaur ^_^ her right eye is glass I don't have a lot on her tbh <:] shes a good cook and a pleasant friend and she wants to be a musician! She plays the flute, loves jewelry and is very charismatic. Would only let you ride her if it was a life-or-death situation and then never talk about it again. Is honestly kind of insecure about being a centaur and tries to distance herself from her culture. shes blorbo to me My Tiefling I'm thinking of nameing Vayla but I'm not sure yet ^_^; Shes an artificer who was raised by a dwarf and hardly knows anything about being a Tiefling It's science-run, wanting to know everything about the world and discover her heritage. Which is difficult, considering she lives in the icy tundra with hardly anybody else around. It either can control ice or has a sick potion to make ice do what it wants(for instance, her bow+arrow are made of ice). She loves her dad and her home but yearns to see the world for itself and when she turns of age joins a party to discover the world! Marigold!! I just adore!!!! She's a satyr druid :]]] Mari is excitable and ready for anything. She falls in love with every woman she sees. Shes all for public nudity. Marigold is sociable and always down to party, but to the outside eye normally seems pretty laid-back! She has a problem with boundaries and thinking before speaking, but tries her best to get along with other people :) OKAY HES NOT PICTURED HERE BUT I HAVE AN OWLIN AND HES SO IMPORTANT TO ME<3 no name yet also<//3 I would snag a picture but his design isnt finished cause his outfit is giving me nightmares Hes a cleric that worships some god of the moon! I haven't decided yet</3 He is a long-eared owl with heavy robes that he can't fly in. He's quiet, and doesn't know much about surviving but is probably the most normal out of them. The type of guy that knows murder is not okay. He can't carry a conversation unless its about something he likes, which is often something very lame like purifying water. he is everything to me

#asks #mutual oh mutual #i have more dnd ocs(like inlith my other tiefling!) but theyre npcs or just not fleshed out at all #like my harengon barbarian whos ONLY got a design drtfyguhj

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muirneach · 5 months

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your taste is eliteeeeeee. i recently started getting into neil young (and all his related projects) myself! i also LOVE david bowie, the monkees, and springsteen. i've been interested in getting into phil ocs for a while, too. any recs on where to start? (and i saw you like gyasi? ily)

besides those, i love the beatles + their solo stuff, the rolling stones, t.rex, iggy pop + the stooges, the velvet underground, queen, etc, etc.

enough about me! question of the day: if you could only listen to 10 albums for the rest of your life, what would you choose? (ill allow movie soundtracks and best of comps. as well!)

-🎅

hey. what the fuck. how do you know gyasi. how in da worldddd… he’s been my guy for like over two years now i can’t believe this. damn brother we got the exact same music taste copy pasted!! in love with u.

anyways. phil ochs. well my first phil album was i aint marching anymore which i think is a good introduction to him i would probably start there. my favourite phil album is actually rehearsals for retirement but i think listening chronologically-ish is good for him because he went through different eras idk.

my number one album. would probably have to be native north americaaaaaa. i say this like every week on here but its true. greatest album ever made. then probably very tentatively: magnetic south by michael nesmith, being there by wilco, tim by the replacements, on the beach by neil young, to tell you the truth by willi carlisle, vanity of human wishes by willie dunn, darkness on the edge of town by bruce springsteen, pony by orville peck, and out of the blue by electric light orchestra. what about u!!

#asks #srs23

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4sacrowd · 1 year

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Beauty is in the eye of the mama

It’s going to happen. I don’t care how beautiful you look during pregnancy, how much you’re feeling your new body, at some point during your postpartum period you’re going to look in the mirror and say “ew”. whether it’s the way your breasts look after you jumped pumped, or the skin that may sag from the balloon that was your belly deflating, you’re going to find something that you do not like after pregnancy and it’s going to try and eat at you.

I gained 52 pounds with my twins, the two before that caused me to gain 30 pounds, so safe to say my body had A LOT of snapping back to do. I’ll never forget after my first going into the doctor’s office after 6 weeks of breast feeding and constant pumping and seeing the scale say that I was down 64 pounds. I thought it was INSANE but it gave me the confidence I needed to get back into getting my pre-baby body back. My biggest cheerleader has always been my husband. Even when we were butting heads and not getting along, he always told me he knew I could do it, he loved watching me go for a run, go to the gym, he is always so proud of me. That right there, that’s going to be one of your biggest factors in your drive.

We always want to look good for our husbands, whether we realize it or not, we are always trying to impress them. That body fear is directed towards what you’re going to look like in that dress or that bathing suit, but a lot of it is geared towards how you’re going to look naked in front of your spouse. They always say we look beautiful no matter what, sometimes we believer them and other times we don’t. On the days we aren’t feeling the best I always say do something different. This can be doing something different with your hair, putting on a cute outfit, or putting on some make up. Sometimes going outside can help too, but the main idea is to get out of the realm of whatever it is you’re doing at that moment and make it different by any means.

You just did the most amazing thing any woman can do in life. Your spouse has just been hit with an entirely different type of love for you and is probably at this point obsessed with you. You are beautiful, you are amazing, you are doing everything you can for that baby and your spouse, and that is MORE than enough. So go get dressed, kiss your spouse, look in the mirror, and tell yourself “You are the baddestttttttt chick in the WORLDDDD”

mama loves you,

Mama Zo

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