You know I'm a big fan of the supportive dad energy Chetney carries in his talks with Orym but that never came with the thought that he might one day try to fuck his mom

tummy this is literally the WORST time you could have decided to start hurting. please give me a moment's peace i beg you

HELP. H E L P.

I WAS JOKING EARLIER WHEN I SAID THEO WAS GONNA WALK WITH PAOLO. BUT LIKE. MAYBE I WASN'T REALLY JOKING ENOUGH

Oh no, I did it again.

"The Infernal Combustion Engine is widely regarded as one of the most impactful thaumaturgical devices ever conceived in the history of the world. The underlying principle behind it is a fairly simple one – using the appropriate arcane equations, a small speed demon is summoned, bound, and made to sort pressurised gas particles in a bifurcated chamber by the speed of their movement. Faster-moving, higher-energy particles are collected by the demon into one chamber, where they gather and thus heat the chamber up, whereas slower-moving, lower-energy particles are not permitted to leave the other chamber, thus cooling it down.¹ The temperature-differences between the two chambers can then be harnessed to perform work – and such engines were promptly utilised in powering assorted devices, eventually sparking a small revolution in the field of transportation.

Naturally, concerns have been raised on whether or not the entrapment of demons in such manner was ethical or sustainable. Proponents suggested that being exploited for their labour without reward was fitting punishment for the demons in question, and the good inherent to punishing the wicked thus offsets the decidedly evil act of summoning them to begin with. Those opposed, however, suggested that – beyond two wrongs not making a right – the runoff of inert particles vented into the environment as a waste product may lead to the buildup of a miasma of low-grade evil, which could have dire consequences in the future if kept unchecked. The prevalence of Infernal Combustion Engines in this day and age suggest, above else, that the proponents have much better public relations.

Meanwhile, the man who initially conceived of the device – the famed arch-warlock Maxwell – has refused to weigh in on the discourse as, in his own words, he is not qualified to opine on the ethics of the situation when his sole purpose in creating the damned thing in the first place was to see whether or not he could break the second law of thaumodynamics and actually get away with it.²"

¹ As slower-moving, lower-temperature particles may rapidly decay into an inert state and are generally not desired, and vice versa for the faster-moving, higher-temperature particles, these chambers have come to be referred to as "Malice" and "Bonfire".

² He did, as the Infernal Combustion Engine made it possible for his getaway car to be fast enough.

There is an actual literal hole in the bottom of my phone because its so cracked and i will still refuse to let my parents replace it because ✨capitalism is killing poor people in america like me and my family✨

Expatriating from Twitter

Holy shit. I never thought I'd say this, but it's good to be back on Tumblr for the first time in about 8 years. As weirdly tempting as it is to recover the old fan blog I ran when I was a teenager, I feel like it's best to move on and start fresh.

With the ass backwards direction Twitter's been heading since Elon's takeover I don't think it's particularly viable to stay there anymore as my main social media platform. So I'm diversifying. Back to my roots on one hand, exploring new territory on the other.

Wake up babe, new italian government just dropped.

Looks like we're doing this 20s like we did our last : wearing black

isnt life just full of surprises

so many surprises

IT WAS ERIC AFTER ALL!!!! I'm so glad we got to meet him (before Vil snaps him away with those Infinity Gauntlets) (can't wait to see what happens when we get the matching Infinity Tiara to go with them, there will be no survivors)

(sorry to be so slow/rough lately, just got a lot of stuff on the ol' brain at the moment! alas, if only I could spend all my time drawing incredibly stupid characters I mean I do but)

Good luck fuckers, I'm back on my Mass Effect obsession and ya'll will feel it lmao.

that short story......

Lego Batman is just Danny's toys

So! It's a basic AU where Danny is De-Aged and sent to Gotham to be raised by Bruce Wayne. Of course he's still a kid, so he has toys. And his Favorites are Legos.

He takes a bunch of Lego's and makes a mini recreation of Gotham, and then starts playing with a Batman Lego Figure and makes up a bunch of fun adventures for Lego Batman to be in.

Unfortunately, he didn't realize that he was unconsciously infusing his Lego Pieces with Ectoplasm. And he didn't notice when the Pieces started moving and talking on their own.

...

Bruce is...confused.

Originally, he had walked into his youngest son's room to say hi, but when he found the ground littered with all of his toys he decided to help Alfred a little by cleaning it up himself.

But when he picked up the little Batman Figure, it spoke to him.

"Hey! Put me down you inconveniencably gigantic fleshy version of me!" Said a Tiny but gravelly voice.

"Uh, who are you?" Asked Bruce

"Uh, are you blind Giant man? I'm The Batman!!!" Said the mini figure, "Now out me down or I'll use my insane muscles to clobber you!"

"Well this is weird..." Said Bruce, "I should call Constantine, see what he thinks of this."

"I warned you!" Screamed the mini figure, before it karate chopped his Fingers. For some reason it actually hurt a lot, and Bruce dropped the figure.

It then ran away from him, and under the door. "You'll never Catch, THE BATMAN!!!" It shouted as it escaped into the Manor.

This may be a problem...

stop giving jeremy swayman puppies!! the world is not equipped to handle the fallout!!! the damage is immeasurable!!

The problem with the Goncharov meme is that in a tumblr meme saturated atmosphere, my brain cannot help but wonder:

1. How many of the actions attributed to Goncharov are, in fact, the work of Goncharov’s Monster?

2. Does Goncharov have a brother named Guncharov, who has a gun?

Honestly the story of mlp must be very weird from the pov of a random guy in ponyville, like one day a new antisocial librarian moves into town, and like a year later that librarian ascends into godhood and becomes the new ruler of the entire world