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sea-buns · 8 months
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You know I'm a big fan of the supportive dad energy Chetney carries in his talks with Orym but that never came with the thought that he might one day try to fuck his mom
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capricornafterdark · 5 months
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I just want y'all to know this song exists.
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cedarspiced · 3 days
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tummy this is literally the WORST time you could have decided to start hurting. please give me a moment's peace i beg you
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han-merlin · 10 months
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HELP. H E L P.
I WAS JOKING EARLIER WHEN I SAID THEO WAS GONNA WALK WITH PAOLO. BUT LIKE. MAYBE I WASN'T REALLY JOKING ENOUGH
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what-the-hel-man · 6 months
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Imagine telling a population the size of Seattle - the downtowns and immediate sectors mind you, not the extended, connected suburbs - to evacuate in 24 hours. While their evacuation routes are being bombarded by military forces.
2 million people live in the totality of Gaza.
2 million.
That is a higher population density than many if not most U.S. major cities.
It is a small area of land that is densely, horribly populated, and nearly half of that population is children under the age of 18.
Children - thousands and thousands of them - are being told to flee somewhere, somehow, for reasons they don't understand and by means they do not have.
This is not justifiable by any human means. This is not justifiable by military means either.
How can that many people - 1 million at best if it's northern gaza - half of which are children, younger than most people on this dumb website - capable of fleeing anywhere? Especially in an an apartheid prison with no way out?
There is no way to justify this in any humane way.
There is no way to honorably wave this away.
I know how military operations are run. I know what is expected and justified. Ultimately? All of it is wrong and deeply manipulative.
I know it's fuckin wrong, because I have seen behind the military and political curtain, and I know the shit that goes on behind it.
But this is not even a fight between two, supposedly equal military forces.
This is retribution upon a population that has no agency at all or control over their own humanity. Because they are victims of apartheid.
They have no political or individual agency. None. In the fullest sense. Because of imperialism and colonialism and all the same horseshit that's haunted this world for so long.
This is, genuinely, wrong. It is evil. And manipulative and fucked up.
I don't want to believe this shit is inevitable. It doesn't half to be. But I know the history of imperialist and colonialist desires in this fuckin century alone. And I know hope is not high or logical.
So in hours like this I pray.
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hypnopabinia · 2 years
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Oh no, I did it again.
"The Infernal Combustion Engine is widely regarded as one of the most impactful thaumaturgical devices ever conceived in the history of the world. The underlying principle behind it is a fairly simple one – using the appropriate arcane equations, a small speed demon is summoned, bound, and made to sort pressurised gas particles in a bifurcated chamber by the speed of their movement. Faster-moving, higher-energy particles are collected by the demon into one chamber, where they gather and thus heat the chamber up, whereas slower-moving, lower-energy particles are not permitted to leave the other chamber, thus cooling it down.¹ The temperature-differences between the two chambers can then be harnessed to perform work – and such engines were promptly utilised in powering assorted devices, eventually sparking a small revolution in the field of transportation.
Naturally, concerns have been raised on whether or not the entrapment of demons in such manner was ethical or sustainable. Proponents suggested that being exploited for their labour without reward was fitting punishment for the demons in question, and the good inherent to punishing the wicked thus offsets the decidedly evil act of summoning them to begin with. Those opposed, however, suggested that – beyond two wrongs not making a right – the runoff of inert particles vented into the environment as a waste product may lead to the buildup of a miasma of low-grade evil, which could have dire consequences in the future if kept unchecked. The prevalence of Infernal Combustion Engines in this day and age suggest, above else, that the proponents have much better public relations.
Meanwhile, the man who initially conceived of the device – the famed arch-warlock Maxwell – has refused to weigh in on the discourse as, in his own words, he is not qualified to opine on the ethics of the situation when his sole purpose in creating the damned thing in the first place was to see whether or not he could break the second law of thaumodynamics and actually get away with it.²"
¹ As slower-moving, lower-temperature particles may rapidly decay into an inert state and are generally not desired, and vice versa for the faster-moving, higher-temperature particles, these chambers have come to be referred to as "Malice" and "Bonfire".
² He did, as the Infernal Combustion Engine made it possible for his getaway car to be fast enough.
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parisiterileymoon · 8 months
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There is an actual literal hole in the bottom of my phone because its so cracked and i will still refuse to let my parents replace it because ✨capitalism is killing poor people in america like me and my family✨
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miasfoxxden · 1 year
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Expatriating from Twitter
Holy shit. I never thought I'd say this, but it's good to be back on Tumblr for the first time in about 8 years. As weirdly tempting as it is to recover the old fan blog I ran when I was a teenager, I feel like it's best to move on and start fresh.
With the ass backwards direction Twitter's been heading since Elon's takeover I don't think it's particularly viable to stay there anymore as my main social media platform. So I'm diversifying. Back to my roots on one hand, exploring new territory on the other.
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chidoknowshit · 1 year
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Wake up babe, new italian government just dropped.
Looks like we're doing this 20s like we did our last : wearing black
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occupancy-in-the-void · 4 months
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isnt life just full of surprises
so many surprises
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ghostofpolaris · 8 months
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Good luck fuckers, I'm back on my Mass Effect obsession and ya'll will feel it lmao.
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bet-on-me-13 · 3 months
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Lego Batman is just Danny's toys
So! It's a basic AU where Danny is De-Aged and sent to Gotham to be raised by Bruce Wayne. Of course he's still a kid, so he has toys. And his Favorites are Legos.
He takes a bunch of Lego's and makes a mini recreation of Gotham, and then starts playing with a Batman Lego Figure and makes up a bunch of fun adventures for Lego Batman to be in.
Unfortunately, he didn't realize that he was unconsciously infusing his Lego Pieces with Ectoplasm. And he didn't notice when the Pieces started moving and talking on their own.
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Bruce is...confused.
Originally, he had walked into his youngest son's room to say hi, but when he found the ground littered with all of his toys he decided to help Alfred a little by cleaning it up himself.
But when he picked up the little Batman Figure, it spoke to him.
"Hey! Put me down you inconveniencably gigantic fleshy version of me!" Said a Tiny but gravelly voice.
"Uh, who are you?" Asked Bruce
"Uh, are you blind Giant man? I'm The Batman!!!" Said the mini figure, "Now out me down or I'll use my insane muscles to clobber you!"
"Well this is weird..." Said Bruce, "I should call Constantine, see what he thinks of this."
"I warned you!" Screamed the mini figure, before it karate chopped his Fingers. For some reason it actually hurt a lot, and Bruce dropped the figure.
It then ran away from him, and under the door. "You'll never Catch, THE BATMAN!!!" It shouted as it escaped into the Manor.
This may be a problem...
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actual-changeling · 7 months
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i have taken apart the kiss several times now for different reasons. today, though, i am reaching a new low. or high, when talking about the level of insanity i am about to present.
the question i will attempt to answer is the following: did they kiss with tongue?
alex, you might ask, why? and to that i respond. i don't know. i wish i did. i tried to get this out of my mind but it did not work so here we are. as always, keep in mind that this is just speculation. i swear i can write intelligent meta too i just need to get this out of my system
i slowed down the parts of the kiss that show us their lips/mouths, so here goes evidence piece A. the left picture is from the very beginning of the kiss, the second one from the middle/early end part.
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now, on the left the kiss seems quite chaste to me, which makes sense, since aziraphale is still in shock and not kissing back yet (if you missed the post on him kissing back, you can find the meta here). on the right, the angle and position of their mouths have changed and look to be slightly more open than before.
this is where i present evidence piece B, both pictures are from the same scene the one on the right is from. if you compare these to the very first one, the difference in how open their mouths are is pretty visible.
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aziraphale is kissing back at this point, and he is kissing back properly. even their jaws look more open than at the beginning of the kiss, and with how long it went on, i think them kissing with tongue is not even too much of an insane conclusion to come to.
lastly, i will show you evidence piece C, which is a small chronological collection of frames after the kiss, right when crowley lets go and aziraphale stumbles back a little. there has been speculation about why he makes the face he does, and i would like to give you my thoughts. not only is he about to cry, his mouth is also open because the kiss ended quite suddenly and he did not expect it.
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his mouth opens a bit more and he pushes his tongue slightly forward, but it was already open. now, i don't know about you guys, but i don't think it's common to open your mouth and stick your tongue out after a kiss, with your eyes still closed.
that is the kinda thing you do when you are kissing someone with tongue and are not expecting them to suddenly pull back.
listen. i slowed these clips down. i zoomed in. i watched them over and over and i cannot find another explanation for why his mouth would be open, especially because he then closes it once he opens his eyes and realizes crowley has let go.
so in conclusion: yes. yes they did kiss with tongue. and i really need the therapy appointment i have scheduled for next week because this feels like an entirely new mental illness.
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yashley · 4 months
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yesokayiknow · 2 months
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i think it'd be fun if while the master was on gallifrey and messing around in the matrix he found about abt the confession dial. not the sanitised story that twelve might've told missy during the vault but the actual real 4.5 billion years of the time lords using twelve's own will and testament as a torture chamber story. and he loses it. and he burns gallifrey. except he can't ADMIT that's why he did that he'd look SENTIMENTAL he'd look like an IDIOT so instead he makes up a story about how he found something in the matrix something so horrifying and awful and unbelievable that he HAD to destroy the time lords. and then thirteen ends up on gallifrey and digs a little deeper than he had and manages to reconstruct some of the missing files and when she runs back into him she's like i finally found out why you burned gallifrey and i can't believe they did this to me i can't believe they wiped my whole life and experimented on me and built the time lords from my stolen dna and the master's like yeah while mentally he's like hm i'm sorry they fucking what
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