Having ADHD is like just now I went to look up salmon recipes but suddenly I’m building a shelf
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I hear that the distilled essence of meteorites makes for a spectacular anti-fungal agent.
Y'know, something about how only shooting stars break the mold.
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Nobody ever:
My goddamned brain, dredging up old forgotten memes and splicing them with Renaissance Painters and their most well-known work:
IT'S VENUS BOTTICELLI TIME
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Belatedly weighing in on the Walrus vs. Fairy discourse: who's to say the walrus is not a fae being in and of itself? Walruses are after all pinnipeds, and ergo, members of the sealie court.
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Saddest thing ever is reading an academic paper about a threatened or declining species where you can tell the author is really trying to come up with ways the animal could hypothetically be useful to humans in a desperate attempt to get someone to care. Nobody gives a shit about the animals that “don’t affect” us and it seriously breaks my heart
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metroid is about isolation
but metroid is also about learning to do trick jumps from random animals who celebrate when you get it right, and about saving them even as the planet shudders under your feet
and metroid is about lowering your gun when you meet the last of a species who's only just hatched, and gently holding out your hand
and metroid is about accidentally calling the name of someone you care about, who you thought you'd lost, and finding out they've been with you the whole time
and about a little scribble of a child with their parents tucked into the corner of a grand mural
and about the gifts left behind by others because they may be gone before they get to meet you, but that won't stop them from helping you
metroid is about love actually
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losing my mind at this amazing story from r/dndmemes some people’s dnd adventures are just. So Fucking Cool
here’s the link and the story, it’s Amazing
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“This potion will give you the body that your heart desires, the body that will bring you true and lasting happiness. But be warned: don’t expect beauty. I’ve seen men become literal monster from the darkness in their hearts. Happy monsters, but monsters nevertheless.”
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"If you take a herd of livestock and gradually replace each individual animal with another one of its kind until they are all replaced, is it still the same herd?"
"Ah yes. The Sheep of Theseus."
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