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[ID: The gouger meme but there are drawn extra eyes and legs. The caption reads: "oh fuggggg a spiger :DDD (smiley face)" in all caps. End ID]
#credit to hongjoongpresent for the ID#i was inspired#image#cedar speaks#ok 2 rb#gougar#gouger#it was a gouger#it was a gougar#described#image described
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I’ve only been awake for like an hour and I haven’t had breakfast yet so I’m gonna be a dick:
I think anyone who draws Eskel with perfectly toned and sculpted muscles and not even a little bit of fat is a coward
#cedar speaks#discourse#cedar complains#witcher Eskel#like come on#I don’t care what he looks like in the games he absolutely has the vibe of a man with a little chonk on him#and I’m tired of seeing him perfectly sculpted#that man has a tummy#even Geralt isn’t supposed to be perfectly muscular he’s supposed to be lean and bony#ugh#people who are muscled like gym rats aren’t built for actual hard work especially not intensive fighting#looking at those pics of real strongmen#they’ve got fat on them#Eskel has fat on him#bodies build differently when they’re very strong#Geralt can be lean and bony and Eskel can be fat and they can both be strong af
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Favorite moth?
I don't know many moths, but it's definitely the Rosy maple moth. They're very bright and cute, I actually based one of my old OCs on them back in the day.
Mothman is a close second
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What if: Tide got his powers back
He's currently on Hartawa Island where the original animal hybrid testing happened and Mark became part lizard. SO what if Tide, as a smart man (bc he a clone of a fucking genius), used the data and animal DNA there to merge with some type of water creature (preferably deep sea) and gained his powers back at a cost.
The cost ofc being his humanity. So he gains gills and fins on his arms, and to use his powers he has to use the water in his body instead of the water in the world around him. Also everytime he uses his powers, his skin flakes off leaving a translucent membrane that you can see his bone and glowing, pulsing blue blood vessels through. His fingers tips are tinged a light red from pulling the water from his blood and body, same with the water that he pulls and manipulates.
Anyways I sat in the car for like 3 hours stuck in traffic and thought about this idea so I had to write it down before the worms took me so enjoy the ramble
#Drabble#jrwi pd spoilers#jrwi prime defenders spoilers#jrwi tide#idk bro fish man look like fish and pay the cost#cedar speaks
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This blog is 18+
I am here to have fun and vibe, not to argue with strangers, so I block with my gut and without hesitation
Just be respectful and don’t be a dick
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Shows huge books collection. What a turn on, huh? xD
{📚} - "Book collection, you say? I-"
"..."
"This is a collection of smutty paperback romance novels. I expected fine literature."
{📕} - "I'll take a look at them! For business purposes, you see. Nothing else~"
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Rereading the EAH books and getting upset over the fact that the show didn't explore some of the (imo) more interesting themes of the story
(More musings below lmao)
The show had plenty of elements I adore too, and developed some characters that the book didn't so much [like Darling, Daring, and Cupid]- I just wish the show had more time to really dive in to more complex plots, rather than joking vignettes. Like you could TELL the show was starting to head in that direction with stuff like Dragon Games, and of course that's when it got cancelled :(.
And don't get me started on the HUMOR differences. The Ever After High show made me laugh for sure, but the type of comedy was very different from the book's. The show's humor tended to feel sort of "how do you do fellow kids do you like cell phones well this character also likes cell phones and they're called SPELL phones get it", whereas the books had a lot of clever, more satirical jokes.
There's just a lot of little, quick things, like Apple always feeding bird seed to birds outside her window and accidentally over-feeding them, or Briar escaping a tower by falling asleep and eavesdropping.
I think part of it boils down to the books being aimed at a slightly older audience than the show tbh, but if there's anything kids cartoons have shown it's that TV-Y can get surprisingly mature at times. Idk, I just miss this series so much. Justice for Ever After High, gone too soon. 😭
#ever after high#mattel#eah#cc speaks#raven queen#apple white#cerise hood#cedar wood#maddie hasson#madeline hatter#daring charming#dexter charming
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i need to talk about dear sister.............................. having thoughts about efalse........................
#speaking#dear sister was so cathartic to make honestly#cedar and kore making me think about the falses i need to go to bed
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honestly being in some tall CRP grasses and brambles and brush would fix me <- a man who hasn't walked in the countryside in over a year
#i'd take the locust trees and briars and cockleburs i don't CARE scratch me up i just want to be OUTSIDEEEEEEE#there's barely any bugs this time of year too so i wouldn't have to worry too much abt ticks and mites and skeetos#i really am my mother's son. i don't need the outdoors as much as she does but i genuinely think i need to get out in the wilderness at#LEAST once a year or i start becoming (more) fucked in the head#cityslickers do NOT get the appeal of getting dirt under ur nails & whacked in the face w/ branches in a cedar stand but it is transcendant!#theres birds. theres deer. coyotes. turkeys. bobcats even. and the cougars are returning!! i wanna be OUT THERE#ik my granddad's land out there isn't proper prairie bc it has trees due to human intervention but like. god. i still need to be Out There!#i need to look for cool rocks and arrowheads and mushrooms and hunt for shed antlers and read a book while my mom hunts#maybe i should go to the local nature preserve sometime this week. it's small but beautiful and i NEED this i can't wait for october#len speaks
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one thing about me is that i am so good at hunting down items. show me a random tiktok of a musical clock from 2013 and i can get you a sku and the cheapest ebay listing in 30 minutes
#speak friend and enter#i saw this tt of a wall clock that played broadway songs and thought it was really cool but the creator wouldn't say what the model was#so i zoomed in on the vid until i could see a brand name and other identifying info and found the exact model on ebay for $120#and now i'm fighting the urge to buy it. do i have space for a clock that plays america from west side story every six hours? no#but do i want it? yes#i also use this skill to identify roller coasters. show me a cedar fair ad and i can tell you the make model and park
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Look at me. LOOK at me. Old growth forests are important. Their loss is violence against the land.
BUT that isn’t a reason to point at younger, perfectly healthy closed canopy forests and claim they’re ecologically insignificant or bad. Their sparse understory is a function of closed canopy forests. Even old growth forests will have sparse understories if the canopy is closed. That’s how photosynthetic strata works.
The west coast has vastly different forests and history than the east. The rare volcanic eruption that made the giant stands of Douglas fir in the west possible would be literally impossible here. Our species are adapted for stand replacing fires set by indigenous peoples to drive deer and rejuvenate oak. Oak as a genus is dying here. We can’t set fires. We can’t harvest patches large enough to simulate a fire. Our deer are overpopulated and browse down every sprout that dares to reach for sunlight.
Making a sweeping ban on clear-cut and similarly ‘scary’ harvests would kill them for good. The restrictions on fire have nearly done that to species like Jack and pitch pine that rely heavily on fire to establish. They’ve been relegated to pine barrens and the rare sandy forest clearing. Our fire Cherry, thankfully, can last decades in the soil seedbank. You can only see them the first few decades after a large, complete harvest and then they die.
What’s good for one forest kills another. Not all trees are made ecologically equal - and that’s a very good thing. All trees and forests have their ecological value. Management of one forest is never applicable to other forests; they all have their own unique histories and communities that should be imitated when possible and left alone when not.
#ra speaks#personal#forest#forestry#I wanna agree w old growth forest folks so bad but then they turn around and say shit like ‘there is NEVER a good reason to clearcut’#babes the kirt warbler would like to argue. bitches need 10-15 ft Jack pine to nest in. they’re picky.#you ain’t getting 10-15 ft Jack pine without a large. stand replacing. disturbance.#*shaking Californians by the shoulders* THERE IS MORE FOREST TO THE WORLD THAN DOUGLAS FIR. WHY ARENT YOU PROTECTING THE CLIFFSIDE CEDARS?#we have cedars on this coast that are OLD GROWTH. nobody but weird tree ppl seem to care bc THEYRE UGLY AF AND SMALL.#that doesn’t mean they’re ‘not old growth’#gosh do NOT even get me started on the semantics of old growth#and like. yeah we can’t replace old growth in the west BUT NOT BC PLANTATIONS HAVE A HARVEST SCHEDULE.#it’s because the original old growth only exists bc a VOLCANIC ERUPTION wiped out most everything else and laid a nice bed of ash#for the seedlings to establish in. id rather a shitty plantation keep a 50-60 ur harvest schedule on a single piece of land#than have them slowly chip away at literally irreplaceable trees in the name of#‘sustainable forestry’ babe there is no sustaining the western old growth. either a volcano decides to give it a fresh start or not#I hate hate hate the eternal-ness ppl have attached to forests they are not here for you they aren’t even here for species that rely on them#they’re here bc a long time ago nothing else was. they’re here bc the soil was just right. they’re here bc the people before respected that#but also understood their power to shape the landscape. and in doing so they created diversity rarely seen this far north.#sorry. it’s been a day. needed a good rant.
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every time a husky deep-voiced transfem laughs an angel gets its wings btw.
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!!! Tag your twn posts !!!
Seriously use any (and all) of the variations of the n*tflix tags but for the love of GOD don’t just tag twn posts as “the witcher” and nothing else
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A girl wearing star shaped goggles broke into my lab last night and demanded I make her Fidough immortal.
I didn’t know Team Skull had a Paldea branch.
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Oh no, we’re friends actually!! Yeah no not dating, its so much better actually, we orbit eachother like asteroids spinning through space, yeah.
Jeez can you BELIEVE THAT?! They thought we were JUST dating, insane i know!
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Crowsourced ideas for the EAH/OUAT crossover because I can't get it out of my fucking head apparently and I need to write them all down in a single place
Apple -> takes the place of baby Neal as Snow and Charming's second child, exacerbating Emma's bitterness because like, if you're a bit jealous that your parents are raising and doting on a baby like they couldn't go to you, that feeling must multiplicate tenfold if said baby is a little girl with blonde hair
Raven -> Regina's baby with Robin. Implies that Cora never dosed her daughter with an infertility spell and also that the whole Zelena pregnancy shebang was avoided somehow PLEASE I need this for my sanity. Has magic blood but ON GOD, Regina will bash Rumple on the head if he comes near her kid with weird power-teaching ideas
(when I made the first post about this I completely forgot that Sparrow Hood is a guy that exists in EAH, but it's fine, we can pretend he doesn't OR Regina can have twins - Raven and Sparrow are names that go so well together, after all! And the prospect is hysterical! Surely nothing could go wrong with those two in the same nursery!!!!!)
Ruby and Dorothy were implied to do some travelling together in the show, right? Maybe they could find the remains of a wolf pack like that of Ruby's mother, except all that's left is VERY mistrustful wolfblood young sisters Ramona and Cerise in severe need for adult intervention. Time for Red Kansas to become chaos moms and break some walls the girls have built, I guess
if Jefferson already has one daughter, there is no reason why he couldn't have TWO daughters! Enter Madeline/Maddie, AKA Grace's mad (honorific) little sis
Cinderella is already called Ashley in OUAT so I'd be loath to keep her daughter as Ashlynn but...Lynney? Lynette? Something? Anyway, a glorified Alexandra LMAO same for Hunter, though - for one, where would Graham get a son, and for two, would he name that son Hunter? Nope. Definitely not. Needs workshopping
other kids I have floating around are Briar (but Aurora is already pregnant in canon so whatever that's easy), Crystal (technically as the daughter of the Snow Queen she should come from Elsa or Ingrid's line, but that doesn't sound likely...maybe Anna and Kristoff instead?), Alistair Wonderland (probably Alice and Cyrus' offspring, but that would mean not interacting much with the rest of the crew), Lizzie Hearts (Cora has no right to a third daughter, so what's the closest thing to the Queen of Hearts? Anastasia the Red Queen? Idk??????) etc etc
and now the actual protagonist in my heart, Cedar Booth Wood
so because of Jojo's intervention, her backstory is established as such: she's the result of one of August's pre-canon flings that ends up in Storybrooke when she's quite young. That narrows the window of time where she could have been conceived before her dad was either wooden/a third grader/being a whole dumbass, but I wanted her to be about the same age as her friends and that means keeping her at about 5yo upon her arrival (timelines are wonky because OUAT's timeline IS wonky, but hardly anybody will even read so far, so ssssssh)
August is her nearest relation available, so that's why he gets a handful of child so suddenly. He is...a bit in shock, but he ends up loving her once the surprise wears off. Marco is OVER THE MOON because it's free granddaughter. Archie is just begging that at least ONE member of their family has a kid in a plain, normal way at some point in the future
then the angst kicks in because it turns out daddy's enchanted tree genes are just a little too strong and they resurface quite vehemently once Cedar steps foot in Storybrooke. Maybe she starts turning into wood, or has an averse reaction to lies, or both, I don't know I'd love it to be both, but I'm scared that I will get yelled at for torturing this child any further
the central point is - I was discussing this topic with @bewilderedmoth the other night and she had a STRONG hand in helping me reach the conclusion that a) this is probably the Blue Fairy's fault, so fuck her b) since Cedar is so young in this AU not only would August be desperate that she gets...cured? Un-cursed? Something, but he'd also realize that...shit. He wasn't much older than her when he got thrown into his personal hellscape. That's fucked up. Who thought it could be a healthy learning experience (see point a)? Unhand his kiddo RIGHT NOW or so help him
finally, this unreasonably funny concept from yours truly, to send you off on a lighter note
#ouat#once upon a time#eah#ever after high#sometimes I feel like that post about op consulting the michael jackson amulet in their pocket before ordering food#except instead of mj I'd carry around an effige of august booth#he speaks to me and ruins my life with these senseless ideas#anyway august as cedar's dad so they can both find catharsis when#au: ever after storybrooke
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