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cupcakeinat0r · 1 month

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DadBod!Miguel as a brat tamer

You’d been dying to go out dancing for a while now, but your man, Miguel, wasn’t too keen on going. Besides being swamped with work, he also wasn’t really into the scene due to his introverted nature. Not that you were an extrovert nor was it your scene either, however, you did love to dance. You didn’t need to drink or smoke or take those “poppers” or network with a bunch of fakes or whatever. You just loved to dance, and Miguel loves nothing more than to see you happy, so he agreed.

Miguel took you to a really nice spot in the city that played some salsa and reggaeton bangers. For Miguel, the smile plastered on your face made all the loud music and over-bearing people worth dealing with.

“Alright, mama, the floor is all yours. I’ll be waiting here.” He uses his lips to motion at a small table off to the side. Attached to his arm, you look up at him with a frown.

“You sure you don’t wanna dance with meeeee?” You bat your eyes, using one last effort to get him on the dance floor, but alas, he wouldn’t budge. To ease the disappointment, he plants a tender kiss on your forehead and tells you to have fun, and that he gets more joy out of watching you instead.

Making your way into the crowd, one of your favorite songs comes on and you immediately get into it, and like sew, you find a group of those sweet girls that are complete strangers but end up being your best friends by the end of the night because that’s how nights at the club go.

You all dance with each other, singing/screaming the lyrics at each other. Y’all salsa dance with each other, swaying your hips, letting loose. You’re having a blast, but a part of you still wishes that Miguel was dancing with you.

You glance over at the small table where he sits with his legs spread wide open, his black slacks that fit his thick thighs and ass perfectly, and his belt hugging his wide waist, his soft belly the cherry on top. His black top is buttoned up except for the top four, letting his chest hair peek. The long sleeves are fighting for their lives as they try to contain his bulging muscles. He makes the table look so small. His dress shoes are just as shiny as the thin, gold chain around his neck. He takes a swig of his drink as he looks back at you, practically undressing you with his eyes. You smile at him when you decide to give him a show.

Miguel lets his mouth sit slightly open as he watches you dance, your ass jiggling through the thin fabric of your dress. Whilst enjoying your show, he’s simultaneously looking around, making sure no one makes a move on what’s his.

The song comes to an end and a more slow one begins. You start seeing people couple up and you look at Miguel again, your hand motioning for him to come to you.

Miguel shakes his head and raises his hands in refusal, but you’re not giving up.

It’s corny, but you start lassoing a pretend rope, miming as if you’re pulling him onto the dance floor. This wins a chuckle from him, but he doesn’t get up, shaking his head ‘no’. You drop your hands in defeat then make a tear drop motion with your finger on your face and pout. He pouts as well, and mouths ‘I love you’ as a sorry for not wanting to dance.

You chuckle back and roll your eyes, walking toward the table.

“You’re really not gonna slow dance with me? Not even a little bit?” You ask with your hands on your hips.

“Baby, you know I’m not a dancer.” He says, grabbing your hand to rub circles on with his thumb.

“I’m not asking you to be a dancer, I’m asking you to hold me and step side to side with me for like 2 minutes.” You cross your arms, actually getting upset now.

“How about this, I’ll slow dance with you when we get home, alright?” He speaks lovingly, trying to compromise his own insecurities so that you were happy. You let out a short sigh, “You’re acting like an old man…” Miguel wasn’t amused by that comment, but he knows you’re just giving attitude at this point. “ay beba, por favor, no seas asi conmigo…” he tuts, grabbing you by the waist and pulling you closer in between his legs, his thumbs making circles on the fat of your hips.

“No, that’s fine. Be like that then.” You pull away from his hands to turn on your heel, going back to the dance floor.

Everyone is already paired up, and you look around awkwardly trying to figure out what to do. You feel a tap on your shoulder and turn to see a guy.

He’s absolutely nothing compared to your Miguel but you guess he’ll do for now. You smile at him and begin dancing with him. It’s bachata, so your hips are extremely close to his, his hands tightly grabbing your waist to keep you tightly against his own body.

The glass in Miguel‘s hand could’ve broken had he squeezed any tighter.

You paid no mind to him, but you could feel Miguel’s eyes practically burning a hole into you. Maybe next time, he won’t think twice about dancing with you now.

He thinks about just running in there and ripping the guy to shreds, but he knew better than to embarrass his girl in public like that. He’ll have a talk with you later, privately.

2 hours go by and Miguel sits miserably at his seat after watching you dance with strangers. When you walk back to the table tiredly, you see how pissed Miguel looks.

“Okay… I’m ready to go home!” You’re breathing hard from dancing. Miguel is silent and cold, but still stands to take your hand and walk you out of the club, holding your purse, carrying your shoes, and letting you wear his jacket.

The whole ride home is quiet and his hand that is usually on your thigh isn’t there. You know why. You felt bad, but you never asked much of him, and the one thing you ask for, he wouldn’t give to you.

Still feeling guilty, you try to start conversation in the car, about what to possibly cook for dinner or if y’all needed any groceries, but he just kept facing the road, his brows furrowed and hands clutching onto the steering wheel.

Once you two get home, you reach for your car door handle, but Miguel spits out a curt ‘wait’. Miguel hates when you open doors for yourself. That’s his job, the gentleman. He leaves the car to go over to your side to open the door, but when he does, he stands in your path, and you’re not able to get out, “Care to explain to me what all that was?” His speaks with authority.

“What do you mean?” You play slick. You knew your boyfriend was a giant teddy bear at heart, but sometimes… it was fun pushing his buttons.

“Que tu creer? The stunt you pulled at the club, that’s what I’m talking about.” You’re really trying him, but Miguel is doing his best to control his temper.

“I was just dancing. I asked you if wanted to and you said no, so-“ and in less than a second, Miguel’s pulled you over his shoulder and is carrying you into the house.

You laugh hysterically, kicking your feet, calling out his name and telling him to put you down. Oh, he was mad. You were laughing, but none of this was funny to Miguel.

“o, bueno, entonce baile con un cabron, right?”His voice starts to raise and his blood begins to boil as he walks through the front door and makes way to y’all’s bedroom.

He throws you onto your bed, your body bouncing on the softness of the comforter as you let out some giddy chuckles.

“Jealous?” You smirk, having a little too much fun with this.

“You think this is funny? Cuz’ I don’t.” His lips don’t curl even a bit, which meant you were in for it. You watch him start to unbuckle his pants, biting your lip and rubbing your thighs together.

Just when he was gonna pull down his slacks and briefs, you gasp when he grabs you by the ankles and pulls you open. He basically rips your panties off to find that you’re already starting to drip. “Puta madre, you’re so needy…” he hisses under his breath while he pulls down his briefs, revealing his own dripping, hard mess. He goes to pump himself, inches away from your heat. Watching him fuck his own hand so close to your entrance, you needed some type of relief, so you reach for your clit, but Miguel is quick to catch it and hold it above your head, pinning your other hand shortly after, “Nuh uh, you don’t get to do that. Not tonight, baby.”

His vice on your wrist is tight, making you squirm under him while he thrusts into his one hand, your wrists pinned against the pillow in the other.

His breathing picks up as he edges to his climax, the squelching of his pre-cum in his hand ringing in your ears. He purposefully moans and whimpers into the shell of your ear, putting you through absolute torture. “You don’t like it, do you? Not getting what’s yours? Huh?” He breathlessly speaks between each pound into his fist, your moans becoming more desperate. You can feel yourself clench around nothing, your body weeping for his fat cock.

“Mig, please, pleaseeeee… not fairrrrr,” you beg, wriggling under his grasp, his belly grazing yours every time you arch your back. You had your legs wrapped around his waist and any time you tried lifting your cunt closer to his dick, he’d pull away so you wouldn’t reach, and you’d whine in defeat.

“Not fair? Dancing with some idiot when I told you to wait ‘til we get home isn’t fair.” He growled. With a small whimper, he did one last, slow thrust into his hand before he could combust, edging himself because he wasn’t gonna let you have the pleasure of having his come all over your stomach. Not yet.

He lets go of your hands and positions himself on his knees, moving closer to your leaking cunt. Getting hot, he unbuttons his top and throws it across your shared bedroom, unveiling his now glistening dad bod. You thought you could come just from the sight.

“Fuck, had you not acted up, I’d be devouring this… mierda…” his mouth waters from how wet you were, but he had to stand on business. You flinched when you feel one of his thick fingers drag along your folds, from the bottom to top. When his middle finger meets your pulsing clit, he draws small circles on it, making you whine, “Miguel! Please, I’m sorryyyy, pleasepleasepleaseplease…”

Your eyes are wide shut and your mouth completely open when he starts quickly shaking his forefingers against your clit, your juices flying and falling onto his lap. Miguel takes your moans as indications that you’re close, so just when you’re about to come,

He stops.

You literally cry when he pulls away his hand, a smirk growing on his face, “Mig, I- please, I can’t- I can’t, I’m sorryyy,” you plead for his fat cock, which is practically hovering over your aching heat.

He lowers himself to you, his hands gripping onto the softness of your waist. This allows you to feel his length against your pelvic bone, twitching and wet.

“Sorry for what?” He glares down at you, waiting for your reply.

“Sorry for being mean… just wanted to dance with my man, is all,” you pouted, wrapping your arms around his neck, bringing his forehead to yours.

“I won’t do it again, I promise. Please, fuck me?” Your eyes wide with innocence and pleas, you push over Miguel’s heart. You play with his chest hair as he scans your body, thinking if he should accept your apology.

“Coño… such a brat. I’ve spoiled you, you know that?” His voice softens, lining himself up with your hips.

“Because you love me!” You baby talk back to him, batting your lashes at him knowing you’re finally gonna get what you wanted.

“I do. Too much.” Is what he breaths out before rooting a hot, tongued kiss. He groans into your mouth when he starts grinding his cock against your folds, with the addition of your hand pulling on his curly locks on the back of his head.

He pulls away, a string of saliva breaking as he looks down to guide his puffy tip to your entrance. He brings his lips to your ear again and as he slides his dick in, he simultaneously grunts in your ear, “Don’t ever do that again.”

Giving you no time to adjust, he pounds your pussy into tomorrow. The room full with your pornographic moans as well as Miguel’s, the lewd squelching, and the bed creaking. If he went any harder, he’d break it.

Miguel has your legs pushed against your chest now, putting you in a panting mess. He bunched up your dress so that your skirt was up to your midriff and the neckline sat right below your bouncing tits. The way his tip meets your spot every time had you seeing stars and yelping high-pitched gibberish. His happy trail and lower belly slapping against your clit was the cherry on top of everything.

After groaning in your ear, Miguel whispers again, “Am I still an old man, Beba? Huh?” His lip curls as he watches you go dumb from his cock.

You didn’t even bother answering him because all you could think about was how good he was filling you.

He slaps your ass and this snaps some sense into you, somewhat bringing your gaze to his. “Answer me, baby.”

Your voice shakes from the rigor of his thrusts, but you still manage a, “N-no, baby… no…” While you were somewhat right, Miguel was still technically older than you, but that didn’t stop him from fucking you like a horny college boy. The man knew how to fuck and make you come.

“That’s right, mama… fuuck…” Miguel lets a couple more groans out, his ability to be so vocal helping the coil in your stomach unfurl.

“Baby, I’m- I’m gonna c- I’m gonna come…” you barely get it out in a whisper.

Miguel slaps your ass again, “louder.”

“I’m gonna come!” You cry out, your climax about to explode, but Miguel feels you clench.

“ay, diablo… you liked that, didn’t you? Squeezing me s’good…” he slaps your ass one more time before you let out a series of ‘yes’, your hips stuttering against his.

Miguel drags out his own high, slowly pumping in and out of you as he groans into your ear, “Mmmfuckkkk mami…”

He pulls out slowly as to not hurt you, his juices mixed with yours, eventually leaking out. After telling you how good you were and placing a loving kiss to your cheek, He grabbed some tissues on the night stand and cleaned you both up.

“Hey, I really am sorry about earlier. I feel bad for how I acted.” You finally catch your breath, speaking sweetly to Miguel who was changing into a clean set of boxers. He had put you in one of his t-shirts that fits oversized and grabbed a pair of panties for you.

Miguel insists on getting you everything and doing everything for you. When he said he spoiled you, he meant it. He took off your dress and dressed you, he wiped your face with toner, got you some water, everything. You were his queen.

“Mamita, please, I should be sorry for not dancing with you.” He coddled you, pulling you to his chest. No bed sheet or pillow could compare to his soft stomach. “Well, still, I shouldn’t have reacted that way.” You look up at him from his chest and he looks down at you, his hand rubbing your back underneath your shirt.

He lets out a soft chuckle, “It’s alright, mama. Besides,” he turns over to his side, making you two face each other and he whispers, “I can just fuck the attitude out of you.”

“Hey!” You slap his shoulder while he lets out a velvety laugh.

Even though the space between y’all is minimal, it is still too far for Miguel’s liking, so he wraps you in his burly arms, your leg instinctively slinking over his waist. His laughter dies down, your own giggling coming to a stop, and he just whispers, “You know I love you, right? So much, it’s crazy.” Which makes you smile like an idiot, so you roll your eyes.

“I love you, too, viejito.” Now it was Miguel’s turn to scowl and you laugh.

But his expression melts when you kiss his nose as a quick save. Not enough, Miguel cups your face for a full kiss. It was a less passionate kiss, but a long, loving one, putting the perfect seal to an incredibly romantic and intimate moment.

Want more DadBod!Miguel? Here’s my master list bae!

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@reewrite @pigeonmama @fayeofthenightingale

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mypoisonedvine · 1 year

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Steddie + 💋 Can I do that? Is that fair game?

OH YES YOU ABSOLUTELY CAN DO THAT so long as you don't mind me shoving reader in the middle!

(warning for kinda dubcon vibes and alcohol consumption)

god just the idea of going back and forth kissing eddie and steve is making me wanna gnaw on drywall... being kinda tipsy at a party and they're just passing you back and forth, letting you giggle and limply fall into their arms until it all blurs together and you can barely tell them apart

but they are different, steve is more sweet but obviously knows how to drive you wild, whereas eddie is more dominant and loves to bite your lip and hold your neck and make you feel totally at his mercy

steve setting you up in his lap and eddie kissing the back of your neck while stevie plays with you... eddie grinding up against your ass and leaning your head back onto his shoulder so he can praise you... steve guiding your hand to touch him just how he likes and teaching you to be his good girl, both of them leaving hickies all over you FUCK FUCK FUCK

the way one will talk to you while you kiss the other... it's all like how stevie kisses you, babydoll? and aww, eddie's not too rough for you, is he, sweetheart? and just like that, let him show you what he likes and ohh look how cute she is, so good for us, and so fucking desperate, too...

and when they take a break to kiss each other, you're all dreamy and sleepy and you bite your lip as you watch them, until you miss the attention and whine and they laugh at how much of a dumb needy baby you are OH GOD ANON WHAT HAVE YOU AWAKENED IN MEEEEE

#30k sleepover #💋 kiss prompt #steddie x reader

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aspenthewriter · 5 months

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Hi! I saw you’re taking requests and was wondering if you could write a Bayverse! Raphael x fem Chubby reader. Reader is April’s new roommate who works as a veterinary assistant and accidentally meets the turtles.

Reader’s friendly and makes pop culture references, and reminds Raph of a fairy.

Reader doesn’t HAVE to be chubby, I might be projecting.

chubby reader?…. CHUBBY READER?!

come here for a second… 💍💍💍 please marry me… PLS MARRY MEEEEE!!!

probably won’t do the other stuff (veterinary assistant, and like just meeting the turtles) but chubby reader and aprils roommate, yeah 100%

(Idc if you project I’m also chubby :3)

Fandom: TMNT

warnings: a little bit of angst (insecurities) but that’s all- it’s mostly just fluff

Pairing: Bayverse! Raphael x Fem!Chubby! Reader

You were aprils roommate and you know about the turtles, you have for about a month.

The turtles were still trying to warm up to you, so far they trusted you. A specific one claimed to hate you… but in reality you were like a fairy to him… you were so beautiful and graceful… he wanted to scoop you up in his arms and give you little kisses along every part of your body. He would never tell you that tho… that turtle was Raphael, the big bad tempered raphael, he never knew why he felt this way towards you.

His brothers quickly picked up on his change in behavior whenever you were around. He would always stare at you, Whenever you’d crack a joke that wasn't particularly funny he’d laugh, when you laughed he smiled, when you patched him up after a fight or patrol his face would turn a slight darker shade of green, when you would ramble on about your hyperfixations or something you really enjoyed doing he would listen.. And his brothers swear any time Raph looked at you there were small cartoon hearts in his eyes.

So when you came into the lair today with a frown on your face, Raph was the first person to ask you if you were alright, to which you had answered yes too. Raph knew something was wrong and he needed to figure out what it was that was bothering you.

About 20 minutes before you were about to go to the lair you were on the phone with one of your family members… they started to mention how you were gaining some weight and that you should go to the gym with them, you politely declined saying that you were healthy enough and you didn't want to (nor needed) to goto the gym, they then yelled at you…

“So you wanna stay that FAT for the rest of your life?! No man would ever want a girl as fat as you are!... no wonder nobody likes you.”

You hung up immediately after they said that… for the rest of the time you were getting ready you kept staring at your outfit, looking at yourself in disgust, so you changes into sweat pants and a oversized hoodie… your favorite one, that you had cried so many times into.. You then sat down and cried… Your face hot and wet, You always knew you hated the way you looked but when you heard someone else comment on your body, you hated it so much more.

You then got up to leave after cleaning yourself up.

When you arrived and Raph asked you what was wrong you tried to play it off that you were fine and nothing was wrong… He saw straight through that and as the day went on he kept trying to get you to spill so he could help.

“Come on shortstack, i know your not fine, please tell me whats wrong”

“Nothings wrong raph! Im fine!”

“Clearly you’re not, every single time without fail you come into the lair with a smile on your face!”

Raph looks at you as he says this… he grabs your hands.. Thank god his brothers are on patrol right now otherwise he’d be toast.

He loved you.. He finally figured it out… His problem was he loved you.. He still didn’t know why you were sad, but he would figure it out soon. You finally spoke up.. And told him about what your family member said, he hated it when anyone talked about you like that.

You started to cry and he also hated seeing you cry, so he hugged you and started to comfort you

“Hey hey.. I know this is very out of character for me but listen. You are beautiful.. Matter of fact, I love the way you look, your body is so pretty, you are adorable and that little tummy you hate?.. It's so cute. Those stretch marks you cover up? Beautiful. And I guess that's one of the reasons i love you so deeply.”

“W-wait… what?..”

“I love you.. So much.”

“R-really?’

“Yes i've loved you since we met”

Without a warning you stood up straight and on your tippy toes.. And.. Kissed him, This kiss wasn’t like any before.. This kiss was sweet, gentle, and passionate… You could tell Raphael was scared of hurting you.

You now knew why you’d feel someone staring at you 24/7.. It was Raph’s hazel eyes..

In truth.. You likes him too. And he now knew that.

“I.. I love you too raph”

AHH IM SK SORRY THAT WAS SO SHORT‼️

I hope you guys enjoyed regardless!

and I’m sorry for the very out of character raph bits

-Aspen out!

#raphael #tmnt bayverse #bayverse raphael #raphael x reader #tmnt

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ellecdc · 16 days

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We’re sending pictures of our babies?? I don’t got cats but i promise my babies are cute

This is my first born Lobo he’s fucking huge (i don’t know why) I’ve been told he’s the biggest husky ppl have seen (one of my best friends is 6’2 and Lobo will make eye contact with homie💀)

But anyways this was his first trip to the snow and he fucking loved it.

Then this is my baby girl Loca we rescued her almost 2 years ago now and she’s such a cuddle bug dude like she’ll follow me around so that if I sit down she gets to sit with me (this is the look she gave me when i stopped petting her bc yk how dare I?)

🖤🖤

oommmmmggggg is Lobo perhaps part malamute? My rescue has malamute in her and she's too big for her own good. He's very handsome

and LOCA OMG THAT SQUISHY FACE I just wanna smooch that nose so muchhhhhh how dare you ever stop petting her you fiend

thanks for sharing ur babies with meeeee 😭

#mutual love #elle's animal friends

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ardourie · 24 days

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cant stannnd it! BACK handed!!!! they wanna see us falling apart YOU know that i love you so let me INNNNNNNN TO YOURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR girl you really got a hold on meeeee THIS ISNT just puppy love girl youve gotta hold onto me so this isn’t just puppy LOVEEEEEEEEE

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queensquidly14 · 2 months

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⚠ BLOOD SWEARING ⚠

"The day Charlie died"

comic by Squidly14 (Me)

(Sorry for it being Gacha... I can't make comics in digital or traditional cuz I suck ass at human proportions some please for the love of FLAN please TEACH MEEEEE)

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"L-Let me o-out guys"! *Cough* "P-PLEASE!" *Sniffles* *Banging on door* "T-This isn't FUNNY you guys!" *Cough 2x*

she yells

"My dad will BAN you from Fredbears!" *She yells* O-Or...My daddy can give you guys lifetime passes and unlimited pizza!" "P-Please?!" She pleads

"P...Please...I d-don't...*Cough 3x* wanna...d-die...." She remarks

*Car wheels pull in nearby*

"H-Huh...?" she says

"U-Uncle William!" she exclaimed

"He can let me out!" she said excitedly

*Cough 2x* "I-I hope he's not in a bad mood..."

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"Jealously....Is an EVIL feeling...And sometimes...we take it...

"TOO FAR"

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He walks to the back of Fredbears into the employee break room

"Ugh...How am I going to clean this all off without being caught?"

He thought to himself

He mumbles to himself about not being able to get Charlie's blood off

Without knowing it...Henry...Is standing behind him...LISTENING to EVERYTHING WILLIAM IS SAYING

"Y-You..." Henry quietly blurts out

William eyes turn to Henry...He is now caught in the act... of murdering Charlette Emily...

What will he do now...?

"Y-YOU... KILLED...HER...?"

Henry said with tears welling up in his eyes

William smirks as his grip tightens on the towels

In a moment...It felt like...the world flashed...right before my eyes...my special little girl...my sweetest child...my everything I live for...was gone...murdered...by the one person I trusted the most...my friend since we were teens...I thought...No...I thought nothing now...The only think I'm thinking of right now...

WAS TEARING HIM LIMB FROM LIMB

Henry was FURIOUS...He was SCARED...He was SPEECHLESS...He wanted it to be a sick joke...But William isn't joking...

"PLEASE TELL ME YOUR FUCKING JOKING WILLIAM!"

"I'm not joking Henry...I killed her~...I fucking killed her~!...She screamed...She screamed for a second...But I silenced her...You should've failed those high-school and college classes...Otherwise...I wouldn't have done it...Of course...How would've you known your future daughter would be killed~...?! None other than your BEST FRIEND~!?" *Raspy Chuckling*

#fnaf #gacha life 2 #five nights at freddy's #comic art #comic #comics #fnaf comic #charlie emily #henry emily #william afton #sadistic #the man behind the slaughter #squidlys house of art #father #tw blood #blood splatter

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shhisp · 7 months

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No intention of posting a pesterlog drabble compilation to AO3 anytime soon, so. *throws Daverose into the abyss, rated T*

BRO: How d'you think we're gonna die?

MOM: ...

MOM: tbh idk thinkin abt that is tooooooo morbid 4 meeeee

BRO: That's fair. But it's all I think about, really.

MOM: …

MOM: hay dirk?

BRO: Yes?

MOM: yk i was thinkin abt the whole

MOM: harley havin us raise kids n stuff n how freaked out i am. n ik u havent liked talking abt it

MOM: which i get

MOM: i dont rly either

MOM: its

MOM: i dunno im just tryna think of a way 2 make it a lil more lighthearted for us ig

BRO: I don't have a fuckin' clue how you're gonna accomplish that, but be my guest.

MOM: i mean liek

MOM: what if they look like us??

MOM: n even if we live far away we can make em siblings

MOM: pretend theyre like made of our combined goo or somethin

BRO: Is this your way of coming out to me, Rox?

MOM: wtf as wha

MOM: OMFG WAIT CUM JOKE

MOM: idk im just thinkin

MOM: reaaaal hard

MOM: parentzzzzz

MOM: could be us

BRO: That would suck miserably, Rox.

BRO: I'm a faggot. You're an alcoholic.

BRO: Everyone we love is either close to dying or dead,

BRO: or, I guess, gone without an explanation.

BRO: I don't think we'd make great parents.

MOM: hypotheticals dirk

MOM: i dont wanna b sad i want hypotheticals

BRO: Okay.

BRO: Let's say we have twins.

BRO: Two little blonde buggers with a predisposition to all sorts of shit, both of 'em. The boy gets your traits, and the girl gets mine.

BRO: Maybe they're like us. Maybe they'll be the siblings we could never actually be.

BRO: Who knows, really?

BRO: But. And I'm just sayin'.

BRO: No offense to you, Rox,

BRO: I just. Man.

MOM: ???

BRO: They're gonna fuck each other, Roxy. They're gonna fuck each other so hard and we won't be able to do shit about it.

MOM: DIRKKKFKFHSHSHEHSD NOOOOOO STOPP LMAOOOADBSV

BRO: Nah. I'm being dead-fuckin'-serious.

BRO: We are so damn fucked up, Rox. They're gonna get all their wires crossed even worse than we got ours with that old man raisin' us.

BRO: She's gonna be the husband and he's gonna be the wife, and they'll have so many stupid babies and raise 'em all up in Alabama.

BRO: A tale for the ages.

BRO: Pure Hollywood.

#loud typewriting noises #gawd i love having a place to post this stupid shit #daverose #rosedave #dersecest #strilondes #bro strider #mom lalonde #incest cw #meristuck

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clairedaring · 3 months

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i got tagged by @z-haven so i'm taking a break from studying to do this little tag game ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

last song: VVS - Mushvenom, Miranni, Khundi Panda, Munchman, Justhis

currently watching: Intern In My Heart, Ready Set Love (recently finished but it's going here nonetheless). BLUE PONGTIWAT!

three ships: YaiJom (I Feel You Linger In The Air), HaruKiri (Trillion Game) and MingJoe (My Stand In The Series)

favourite colour: 💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛 (the scream i let out when i saw ray in the yellow jacket and my mind instantly goes to dirk gently)

currently consuming: garlic bread and a bowl of vanilla yoghurt with sliced white peach.

first ship: Riley/Farkle from Girl Meets World (not my first ever ship but this is the one i wrote my first fic EVER for so it deserves to go here).

relationship status: single

last movie: Bad Genius (2017) (rewatched this recently because i went on GDH film marathon, it really still holds up but GDH really upped their game with Bad Genius Series, I implore everyone to watch both honestly)

currently working on: my 1,200 word essay on why the Reparation for Injuries Advisory Opinion is important for international law. okay i'm just kidding (not really) i've got a few fermat gifset requests on hold, random trillion game harugaku gifs that may see the light of day soon and a few ready set love gifsets planned in my head.

not tagging anyone but if you see this and wanna do this, consider yourself tagged by meeeee ╰(*°▽°*)╯

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dylanmunson · 2 years

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baby parker - seven

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Its now new years eve and the whole gang is at steves house, parker is in the little jumperoo steve and robin got her, having a wheel of a time, laughing as dustin and max play peek a boo with her as she bounces.

I smile at eddie as we half cuddle on the sofa, watching them play, while the others are playing a game. “Love you eddie” i mumble kissing his shoulder, he smiles “love you to bub” he grins kissing the top of my head. “Thank you” i sigh, “for what?” “for just being there for me and parker, like from the day we met, you were bending backwards doing what you could for us” i shrug “i just, thank you like so so much” i sigh, he nods “anything for my girls” he smiles kissing my lips softly.

“I know you arent biologically her dad, but” i sigh he chuckles nodding “we both love you a lot eds” i smile, as a tear slips down my face. “Thankyou for treating her as if she was your own” i smile as a few more tears fall, he smiles nodding “anything for my girls kay?” he grins, “i know im not her real dad, but if its ok with you, regardless of what happens between us, god forbid anything does happen” he chuckles cupping my face “id still like to be able to see her” i nod, “love you so fucking much” i sob, he chuckles pulling me into a hug rubbing my back “i got you bub, i got you” he smiles rocking us back and forth a little

Its now the middle of January, and ive woken up to an empty bed, i frown and look at the clock on my bedside table, seeing its only 7 in the morning, “i know sweetheart, but mummas still asleep ok?” i hear outside the door, i smile “eds?” i say, “uh oh” he laughs opening the bedroom door “missy here wanted morning cuddles” he chuckles holding parker, as she cuddles into his chest sucking her thumb. “C’mere” i grin opening my arms.

Eddie gets back into bed and puts parker in the middle of us both, turning on his side as i turn on my side as parker lays in the middle giggling, “hey baby” i grin kissing her head. “Have you changed her?” i question looking at eddie, he nods “had an explosive poop, so her bedding and pjs are in the wash, shes had a little bath as well” he smiles. She giggles babbling, “eds” i smile “wanted to let you sleep so i sorted it” he chuckles kissing parkers head i nod “Still” “no, no” he grins.

Theres a knock at the door and eddie quickly rushes to get it “where’d he go huh” i grin as parker cuddles into me, babbling and pointing towards the door. He comes back with a bag in one hand and something behind his back. “Whatcha got edward” i grin, he chuckles moving to me and kissing my forehead “for my lovely girlfriend” he grins placing a vase of flowers on the bedside “and breakfast for my girlies” he smiles placing the bag on my lap. He rushes out the room before returning with some plates and cutlery.

He sits on top of the covers and starts sorting out the breakfast handing me a plate and breaking up bits of pancake for parker, she grins and claps her hands. Eddie chuckles as she eats the pancake doing a little wiggle, “happy baby girl?” i smile, “dada” she grins pointing at eddie, “yeah thats dada, can you say muma?” i smile eating my breakfast. “Dada” she grins looking at eddie, “dat!” she shouts pointing at the window, where there is a cat walking across the window sill. “Thats a cat bubba” eddie grins, handing her some more pancake, as well as her water cup. “Can parker say meow” eddie says, parker grins showing off her one tooth, “mmm” she says watching the cat. “Meeeoowww parker” eddie grins “meeeee” she grins clapping her hands. “So clever baby girl” i grin watching the both of them. “Parker can you say moooo like a cow” eddie grins, “oooooo” she giggles, her full attention on eddie now, the pancake just sitting on the bed. “Clever girl moooo” he grins “ooooo” she giggles

“Can parker say raaawrrr” he smiles, parker opens her mouth “meeeeeee” she says clapping her hands, causing us both to laugh. “No? Ok we’ll work on that one, what about dice, can parker say dice” “dada” she grins, her attention now back on the food. She takes her cup and takes a drink before going back to eating.

We finish eating and all decide on a lazy morning, since eddie has the day off. Parker is cuddled up on my chest and i grin looking at my little girl. “Cant believe shes one soon” i sigh, eddie nods “still your baby though” “our baby” i mumble looking at him, “our baby” he hums moving closer, putting his hand on her back.

I look at eddie and sigh, he looks at me and frowns, “whats up bub?” i close my eyes and smile “ive just been thinking” i shrug “about what hun?” he says looking up at me. “Your basically here all the time anyway” i shrug “was just wondering if you wanted to maybe move in? You dont have to obviously but” i shrug “i feel safer when your here, and your here most of the time anyway, you hardly go home” i chuckle. I look at eddie who is looking back at me, he’s quiet which is weird eddies not quiet. “You dont have to it was just a thought” i rush out.

He throws his arms around me carefully, “id love to” he grins “you really want me to move in?” i nod “you want me here 24/7?” he chuckles i nod “want nothing more ed” i sigh smiling, he nods “yeah.. fuck “ he smiles i grin “really?” “really.”

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theatrekidstatus · 5 months

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Chapter 22

-1 month later- Y/n pov: "Anthony" "THATS MEEEEE" "i wanna introduce are baby to our friends" "ok" "lets invite the cast"

Mi nombre es Alexander Hamilton

Guys we opening up the option to come see our baby today

Jazzy poo bear😭🙄🔛🔝‼️🗞️🧍🏼‍♀️🫶🏾🤭🎶🗣️🪄✅😑👍🏾🩷😂👦🏿🖕🏾😘❕🔥😔👦🏾💞👹❗️🔊🎩👦🏽: IM SO EXITED i get to see my bby 💕💕

Pippy poo😀🥹☺️😃😅😊😄😂😇😁🤣🙂😆🥲🙃:YAY LIL EMMY

Mommy nèa(not dirty🙄)😉😗😝🤓😌😙😜😎😍😚🤪🥸🥰😋🤨🤩😘😛🧐🥳:I CANT WAIT TO SEE MY NIECE

Loser Leslie 🤫😐🙄😲🫠🫤😯🥱🤥😑😦😴😵‍💫😶🫨😧🤤🤐🫥😬😮😪🥴:what time

Weird David 😮‍💨🤢🤕👹😵🤮🤑👺😵‍💫🤧🤠🤡🤐😷😈💩🥴🤒👿👻🤖:your littarly my sister duh

ThEy DiDnT sAy I CoUlDnT sIng 🤝🏾🤛🏾✌🏾🤌🏾👍🏾🤜🏾🫰🏾🤏🏾👎🏾🫷🏾🤟🏾🫳🏾👊🏾🫸🏾🤘🏾🫴🏾✊🏾🤞🏾👌🏾👈🏻:duh bitch

Oakyyyyy the unfuckable tree👉🏾🤚🏾🫲🏾✍🏾👆🏾🖐🏾🫱🏾🙏🏾🖖🏾👇🏾💪🏾🫵🏾☝🏾👋🏾🦾🦶🏾✋🏾🤙🏾🖕🏾🦵🏾:you're littarly my twin bro stop playing with me

Christodontfuckme👶🏾🧑🏾👩🏾‍🦰👱🏾‍♂️👧🏻👨🏾🧑🏾‍🦰👩🏾‍🦳🧒🏾👩🏾‍🦱👨🏾‍🦰🧑🏾‍🦳👦🏿🧑🏾‍🦱👱🏾‍♀️👨🏾‍🦳👩🏾👨🏾‍🦱:duh girl😝😝

Loser Leslie 🤫😐🙄😲🫠🫤😯🥱🤥😑😦😴😵‍💫😶🫨😧🤤🤐🫥😬😮😪🥴 :what time

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2:30

My mannn💀🎃😼🫶🏾☠️😺😽🤲🏾👽😸🙀👐🏾👾😹😿🙌🏾🤖😻😾👏🏾:we love yall please be there

We were in our room and heard a knock at the door and I got up to get it I awenser it. So It turned out to be jazzy "THERE MY oh it's you" "that felt purposeful" "donde esta mi esposa" "MI ESPOSA" "whatever" we walk to our room" hey y/n/n" "hey snazzy jazzy" "may i hold my niece" she says taking my spot "of course but be careful I cant stress that enough" "trust me" "hey emily" "co co" "emily can you say my dad sucks" "jazz" "the original version was dirty" we hear a knock on the door "jazzy apologize to ant ill get the door" "DADDY" "hey baby how you been""good" "hey sissy" "hi sebby" "hey Francisco" "co co" "CAN WE SEE THE BABY" "shhh sebby your gonna scare her" "im sorry" "its fine dad, come on lets see her" "hey lin" "sup lin" jazzy and Anthony greets "hey guys" dad greets "can i hold her" sebby ask "after the adults" mom tells him "well can i hold franny" he ask "not yet baby" he says a little "by the time its yet hell be to old to hold" mom ignores him and asks "may i pick her up" "yes" she holds her and starts talking to him "hey baby im your grandmother and ill love you so much" -15 minutes later- "sebby ask y/n if you can hold Emily" "may i hold emily" "of course bro" he held him gently "hi baby im your uncle and when you are 3-4 were gonna be best friends even when im a moddy teenager well still be best friends" "awww" "cocochhnxggx" "hwrhfdhdfjdghgdjgdjddjd to you two" we hear a knock a the door "aww no more emily" "you can hold fran" "hey bro here are my tips for serving the Miranda household" Lin ran to the door "HEY PHILLIPA" "hi wheres my sisters baby" "in our room" she runs to the room "number 47 DO NOT-hey pippa" "why you switch up" Anthony teases "shut up Anthony" "HEY we don't use those especially with adults SAY SORRY" nessa commands "I'm sorry Anthony for telling you to shut up" "it's ok I didn't really care" "may I hold the baby" "yes of course" "hi baby I'm pippa soo" "pghtghbth" "close enough" we all laughed we hear our door open Anthony grabbed a knife "que es 'wheres my granddaughter' en espanol" "donde esta mi chicos chico" i said with a questioning tone "what she said"she said with a chuckle "may i hold her" nea questions "you may" i awnsers "hi baby im you second grandmother and im going to teach you how to be yourself when you are older" les came in "yall just leave yall door open" leslie asks"oops" says renés "good thing i came before someone else did" Leslie diverts"right" i agree "im really sorry" nea aplogizes "its alright mistakes happen" ant comfront "hey i dont know if this is the right time but may i hold emily" leslie asks "you may" i say granting premission "hi baby im your uncle and im gonna teach you wait for it" les tells my baby "funny" lin chimes in then everyone else came and that was that

Dark bitchs in white girl

Who tryna meet my bby

Morgan Saylor:yes

Brian Marc:yes

Justin Bartha:yes

Bobbi Salvör Menuez;yes

Chris Noth:yes

Ralph Rodriguez:yes

Ok pull up

Y/n pov:-1 month later- Y/n pov: "Anthony" "THATS MEEEEE" "i wanna introduce are baby to our friends" "ok" "lets invite the cast"

Mi nombre es Alexander Hamilton

Guys we opening up the option to come see our baby today

Pippy poo😀🥹☺️😃😅😊😄😂😇😁🤣🙂😆🥲🙃:YAY LIL EMMY

Mommy nèa(not dirty🙄)😉😗😝🤓😌😙😜😎😍😚🤪🥸🥰😋🤨🤩😘😛🧐🥳:I CANT WAIT TO SEE MY NIECE

Loser Leslie 🤫😐🙄😲🫠🫤😯🥱🤥😑😦😴😵‍💫😶🫨😧🤤🤐🫥😬😮😪🥴:what time

Weird David 😮‍💨🤢🤕👹😵🤮🤑👺😵‍💫🤧🤠🤡🤐😷😈💩🥴🤒👿👻🤖:your littarly my sister duh

ThEy DiDnT sAy I CoUlDnT sIng 🤝🏾🤛🏾✌🏾🤌🏾👍🏾🤜🏾🫰🏾🤏🏾👎🏾🫷🏾🤟🏾🫳🏾👊🏾🫸🏾🤘🏾🫴🏾✊🏾🤞🏾👌🏾👈🏻:duh bitch

Loser Leslie 🤫😐🙄😲🫠🫤😯🥱🤥😑😦😴😵‍💫😶🫨😧🤤🤐🫥😬😮😪🥴 :what time

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2:30

My mannn💀🎃😼🫶🏾☠️😺😽🤲🏾👽😸🙀👐🏾👾😹😿🙌🏾🤖😻😾👏🏾:we love yall please be there

We were in our room and heard a knock at the door and I got up to get it I awenser it. So It turned out to be jazzy "THERE MY oh it's you" "that felt purposeful" "donde esta mi esposa" "MI ESPOSA" "whatever" we walk to our room "hey y/n/n" "hey snazzy jazzy" "may i hold my niece" she says taking ants spot "of course but be careful I cant stress that enough" "trust me" "hey emily" "co co" "emily can you say my dad sucks" "jazz" "the original version was dirty" we hear a knock on the door "jazzy apologize to ant ill get the door" "DADDY" "hey baby how you been""good" "hey sissy" "hi sebby" "hey Francisco" "co co" "CAN WE SEE THE BABY" "shhh sebby your gonna scare her" "im sorry" "its fine dad, come on lets see her" "hey lin" "sup lin" jazzy and Anthony greets "hey guys" dad greets "can i hold her" sebby ask "after the adults" mom tells him "well can i hold franny" he ask "not yet baby" he says a little "by the time its yet hell be to old to hold" mom ignores him and asks "may i pick her up" "yes" she holds her and starts talking to him "hey baby im your grandmother and ill love you so much" -15 minutes later- "sebby ask y/n if you can hold Emily" "may i hold emily" "of course bro" he held him gently "hi baby im your uncle and when you are 3-4 were gonna be best friends even when im a moody teenager well still be best friends" "awww" "cocochhnxggx" "hwrhfdhdfjdghgdjgdjddjd to you two" we hear a knock a the door "aww no more emily" "you can hold fran" "hey bro here are my tips for surviving the Miranda household" Lin ran to the door "HEY PHILLIPA" "hi wheres my sisters baby" "in our room" she runs to the room "number 47 DO NOT-hey pippa" "why you switch up" Anthony teases "shut up Anthony" "HEY we don't use those especially with adults SAY SORRY" nessa commands "I'm sorry Anthony for telling you to shut up" "it's ok I didn't really care" "may I hold the baby" "yes of course" "hi baby I'm pippa soo" "pghtghbth" "close enough" we all laughed we hear our door open Anthony grabbed a knife "que es 'wheres my granddaughter' en espanol" "donde esta mi chicos chico" i said with a questioning tone "what she said"she said with a chuckle "may i hold her" nea questions "you may" i awnsers "hi baby im you second grandmother and im going to teach you how to be yourself when you are older" les came in "yall just leave yall door open" leslie asks"oops" says renés "good thing i came before someone else did" Leslie diverts"right" ant agrees "im really sorry" nea aplogizes "its alright mistakes happen" ant comfront "hey i dont know if this is the right time but may i hold emily" leslie asks "you may" i say granting premission "hi baby im your uncle and im gonna teach you wait for it" les tells my baby "funny" lin chimes in then everyone else came and that was that

#hamilton fanfiction #ao3 fanfic #fanfics #Fanf #fanfic authors #fanfic writers #fanfiction writer #fanfic writing #fanfic #fanfiction #anthony ramos #jasmine cephas jones #hamilton musical #lin manuel miranda

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thealmightyemprex · 1 year

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Disney Review Request Princess and the Frog

Requested by @themousefromfantasyland who wanted me to discuss Princess and the FRog ,the PRincess film that isnt really talked about and why it is a bit under the radar ....And yeah I wanna talk about that too .See I remember the HYPE for this film :It was Disney going back to their roots ,a princess fairy tale musical in beautiful 2D animation by Ron Clements and John Musker AKA the best directors Disney has ever had ,this was it ,this was going to bring back Disney for a modern age.....And it did fine ,not the game changer Disney was hoping for and as a result instead of bring back Disney 2D after a long hiatus,it was more of a swan song befor one last gasp in the form of Winnie the Pooh .I also saw the film in the theaters right when Disney had kind of become an obsession and for a few years it was the fave movie of my lil sibling.....Till Frozen came out .Also spoilers ahead

The plot of this 2009 film concerns a waitress named Tiana (Anika Noni Rose) who dreams of opening her own restraunt ,and meets Naveen(Bruno Campos) a selfish Prince who has been turned into a frog in a scheme by the evil Dr Facilier (Kieth David ) ,and going by the Frog Prince fairy tale ,Naveen convinces Tiana to kiss him in exchange for enough money to pay for her restraunt .....Only for her to turn into a frog as well ,and the two set off on an adventure to find a way to make them human

This is a film I wish I loved ,cause there is a lot to love .The animation is beautiful ,and everytime I watch it I get a little sad cause 2D has been completly taken over by CG ,at least in America .I like the side characters .Louis the Trumpet playing gator while not having a lot to do is brilliantly animated by Eric Goldberg and played masterfully by Michael Leon Wooley (THough I will confess ,since I found out he played Audrey II in the Broadway version of Little Shop of Horrors ,I keep expecting him to go "Feeeeeddd Meeeee" ).I ADORE Mama Odie ,a 197 year old blind voodoo priestess .She is kind of a deceptively goofy yet wise character which is an archetype I love and Jennifer Lewis gives it her all ,I had no idea the actress was only in her 50's she convinced me she was much older . I think my favorite character might be Tianas friend Charlotte ,a rich girl obsessed with marrying a prince ,she is just so energetic and funny and I love that she genuinely cares about Tiana .Ray the firefly is a character I thought I wouldnt like when the film was being advertised and I confess I dont like his design .....But he is actually the heart of the film ,Jim Cummings givers a great performance ,I love his sub plot about being in love with a star ,Evangeline ,and I remember how shocking it was that Ray DIES .At the end of the film Dr Facilier KILLS him ,and I remeber the audience gasped in the theater .Now I have seen people who either think Rays death is emotionally powerful or straight up silly ,for me....Im a big ball of emotion ,so when that second star eppears next to the wishing star meaning Ray is finally with Evangeline ......I tear up

I really love Naveen as a character ,a disinherited playboy who loves jazz and his arc and romance with Tiana is good.I also just adore the setting ,I think 1920's New Orleans is the perfect place for a 20th century fairy tale (Wish they used it better but I will get into that ).I also love the use of jazz music and speaking about the music lets talk about the songs by Randy Newman .Now I am not a big Newman fan but I think the songs are really good though some are just OK and I am gonna talk about them from my least favorite to my most favorite

8.Never Knew I needed-the obligatory end credits pop song that is good ,but I dont love it ,I kind of forgot this one existed

7.When We're Human-Sung by Tiana,Naveen and Louis Its cute but kind of meh for me

6.Gonna Take You There-Sung by Ray and his Firefly family ,its just OK

5.Down in New Orleans(All versions)-I actually really like this song ,its a good opener and closer

4.Almost There:Tianas song that is really damn good, Anika Noni Rose does a fantastic job ,I think it is also my third favorite song animation wise ....I just like three other songs better

3.Ma Belle Evangeline -One of the most underrated love songs in Disney ,I think the sequence is beautiful(One of my favorite scenes in the film honestly ) and Jim Cumming really shows off his singing skills

2.Dig A Little Deeper :Mama Odies song and its just got a good message while also be8ing a ton of fun and Jennifer Lewis just sells it .I got a weakness for Gospel style numbers

1.Friends on the Other Side-OK I have opinions that are unpopular about Doctor Facilier but I will give him this ,he has one of the BEST Villain songs in Disney .Kieth David really shows off his amazing singing skills here,the animation is perfect ,I like how it builds up to being completely insane ,its fun ,its creepy ,its just a great villain song.....With a perfect reprise ,but I'll talk about that later

I'll talk about Tiana later ,so lets go into what I think is the flaws/things I am kind of meh about/thing that almost work but dont but-...*Sigh* lets just get into it

In the meh category ....The use of celeb voices here are weird.Like usually you get a big star to play the main character or the sidekick or the villain.....But aside from getting the great character actor Kieth David to play the villain,which I get but the other three BIG STARs play supporting characters.Now I kind of get Terrance Howard and Oparah Winfrey for the parents but...I'm just gonna say it ,why is JOHN GOODMAN IN THIS FILM ??I love John Goodman ,dont get me wrong ,and yeah he is a plot point, (FAcilier wants to kill him and gain his wealth ) but he doesnt do much so I am always distracted when I hear Goodmans voice

Annnnnnddd lets get to the part that I think might get me some flack....Lets talk about my issues,AND what I like about Dr Facilier .I KNOW this guy is super beloved he is the part of the movie people REALLY like....And I'm sorry I got problems with him .I'll start with what I like :His design is great ,evoking classic DIsney villains like Captain Hook ,his villain song like I said is marvelous ,I like his evil plan to take over New Orleans and feed all the inhabitants souls to his Friends on the Other Side ,he's got menace to him,I love the fact his shadow is alive .he is played by one of my favorite actors Kieth David who delivers a phenominal vocal performance and I like that beneath his cool facade he is actually a desperate and terrified dude when it comes to his otherworldly buddies ......But while he is made of cool parts ,they emphisize his greed ,his motive is he wants money and power ......Thats boring and it doesnt really vibe with "Im going to let spirits devour New Orleans " .The other is he is more plot villain and not a good foil to the heroes . He has no connection with Tiana really ,they only have one scene together and she apparently knows who he is but thats never explained .I say to make him a better villain

1.Emphisize his back story that he was someone who used magic to fufill his desires the easy way ,and his desperation to pay off his debt is his motive

2.Have him pursue the heroes ,and tempt the heroes.

I wll say he is a fun character ,I just wish he was great .....Oh his death scene is AMAZING and TERRIFYING though, dragged to the spirit world by his own shadow as his own villain song is sung by monstrus spirits ,that was such a jaw dropping scene in the theater ,possibly my favorite Disney villain death

As for things in the I dont like section.....The film begins strong,and ends strong too.....But that middle section in the bayou is just kind of dull.Up to Ma Belle Evangiline that whole part of the film just drags ,including these three minor bad guys that dont add anything ,theres some terrible jokes ,and two of the songs dont do it for me .Humor in general is hit and miss .Oh I almost forgot ,Lawrence is one of the most forgettable villain sidekicks in Disney,I kind of forget he is in the movie

Well Question time

1 - What do you think about Tiana as a character?

I like Tiana ,I think she is a good protagonist ,Anika Noni Rose soes a good performance ,I find her likeable and I like her romance with Naveen.

2 - Do you think this movie would be better if Tiana didn't turn into a frog, or if the frogs journeyed through New Orleans more inteastad of the bayou?

Yeah I wouldve preferred mor human Tiana,and while I like swampy settings ,I wanted more in New Orleans .

3 - Is this movie good, bad, or just watchable?

Its... on the good end of Watchable .I dont return to it a bunch it has flaws ...But its got its good stuff in it .I dunno I always go in wanting it to be better then it is

Overall it almost works but it feels undercooked ,but I still reccomend it .If best is A+ this is about a B

@ariel-seagull-wings @princesssarisa @filmcityworld1 @the-blue-fairie @angelixgutz @amalthea9@goodanswerfoxmonster

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weeping-in-the-willows · 6 months

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Five favourite songs at the moment and why? By the way, i love your theme<3

omg thank youuu sm and hiii

these are in no particular order btw bc i don't think i could ever do that lol also my reasons are so so so stupid sorry

now that we don't talk by taylor swift, reasoning:

everything abt it, it's perfect

the ending is sooo good

makes me want to scream

fun but cryinggggg

mentions of mom, which makes me so happy

is it over now? by taylor swift, reasoning:

i figured this would be my favorite vault track and i was pretty much right. it's the one i've listened to the most

also makes me want to scream

it's made me cry a lot

"i think abt jumping off of very tall somethings" MEEEEE

paul revere by noah kahan, reasoning:

i live in a small town i feel like this is a good enough reason

i want to leave and if i could i would but also would i???

just like all of the lyrics ig

once again the fantasy of being somewhere where nobody knows me or just never staying one place again, to just like disappear

the ending is sooo real omg

also the dog part hurts sm

the last one by maisie peters, reasoning:

I LOVE THIS SONG SM

IT MAKES ME HAPPY

CANT HELP BUT DANCE

A LOST CAUSE IN LEVIS BUT ILL ALWAYS SEE GREAT HEIGHTS IN YOU

IF YOUR THE SYD BARRETT OF THE BAND IM THE GIRL ON THE TRAIN TRACKS HOLDING YOUR HAND

YOU WERE SEEING CASTLES THEY WERE SEEING SAND THEYRE NEVER GONNA GET IT NO THEYLL NEVER UNDERSTAND

it just makes me feel like things might be okay idk

after midnight by chappell roan

FUN FUN FUN

DANCE DANCE DANCE

CAUSE AFTER MIDNIGHT IM FEELING KINDA FREAKY MAYBE ITS THE CLUB LIGHTS I KINDA WANNA KISS UR GIRLFRIEND IF U DONT MIND I LOVE A LITTLE DRAMA LETS START A BAR FIGHT

CAUSE EVERYTHING GOOD HAPPENS AFTER MIDNIGHT

IM FEELING KINDA FREAKY MAYBE ITS THE MOONLIGHT I KINDA WANNA KISS UR BOYFRIEND IF U DONT MIND I LOVE A LITTLE UHHUH LETS WATCH THE SUNRISE

HANDS APPRECIATION SONG!!!!

#sorry for whatever happened there at the end #asks #oh no coffee just started playing #time to cry

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taintandviolent · 1 year

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girl i js wanna say I FUCKING LOVE UR AUDIOS HOLY SHIT 🙏🏻🙏🏻‼️‼️‼️ ur doing all of us a favour and i sincerely wish and pray that you will make more and longer ones even !!!! ur the prime creator of these and we are so blessed ❤️❤️❤️ TYSM

you guys are so sweet to meeeee - I can't. I'm so so glad that everyone is enjoying them! I definitely want to make longer ones!! thank you thank you thank though!! 💕

#questions answered #anonymous

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missamyrisa2 · 1 year

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Hi Miss Amy! Bit of an odd question for you: how would you go about teasing a ticklish girl who happens to be a switch? 😅

I actually just posted a lil tease specifically for a switch ~ but sureeee I will tease you one after another ~ because I actually loveee to tease switches ~ some people are really wonderful at overwhelming a ticklee and giving all the love and attention they deserve, others are built to make a tickler feel valued through the tickling. Me? I believe switches are my specialty perhaps because who better to tease a tickle bug who is a glutton for tickles than one who is exactly the same ~

Because I know sometimes you just can't figure out which you like more, and you want both don't you? Yesss you do~ how often to you want tickles as you are tickled? Tell me alll about it you silly girl and I'll just make sure my toe is gliding up, wiggling under your toes as you do ~ Mmh ~ such electricity. Yes tickle girl, you love to tickle, I know you do ~ and you love when I tickle you yesss you dooo ~ Coochie cooOooo~ooo! Hehe, it tickles my foot when I graze it up your leg like that huh? How about a tummy kiss mmm? Noo, I don't mean with my lips ~ I mean we're gonna brush bellies silly ~ it's like the switch's handshake. I'll just hereeee get close and thereee mmmh eeeehehe~ those twitchies, ooh here let me help us, I'll tickle your sides like sooo and you can bounce your belly on mine and put this hand hereee on my hip and this one yes, that thumb here~

Doesn't that feel so niceee? Tickles while tickling? Maybe science has gone too far ~ but I don't care. You're cute and sweeet and full of ticklish tickling giggles and we're gonna snuggle it out my fellow ticklebug. You know what a really silly spot is on me? My lips ~ ooh, it's sooo bad ladyyyyy ~ I could just brush my lips on your ticklish self, maybe right on your tummy up your ribs and along your underarm like soooo ~ muuuah muah muahhhh ~ nnnhhhhehee~ I'm so giggly with you and the electricity of your body on my lips is sooo tingly ticklyyyy. Do you wanna...giggle out? It's like making out but we just brush lips while we tickle under each other's arms and like, sandwich our giggles into one another~ yesss just like that. Little tickles little touches and mutual kissy giggles~<3

And if you're game I have the naughtiest little tickle tease to play with a wonderful beautifully switchy gal like youu ~ I can tell your sweet little princess parts are getting all worked up yeahhh? Do you always get so turned on from the tickles? How often do you give yourself the royal inspection while thinking of tickles? Oooh ~ interesting. Sooo, switchy lass, just move your hand here and just cooperate with me, right on that royal girly button. Anddd there's a good girl, just start yes, working it like that. And I'm gonna tickle you now ~ I'm going to play with your belly and thighs and underarms in little distracting pinchy sweet spidery tickles.

Now the realllly interesting part ~ See, I'm gonna hold my princess part ~ and with your other hand you're going to tickle meeeee ~ right here, like pinch my hip and my side and mmmmhh oohooo yesss ~ tickles are gooood gigglemoans are good ~ let's let it all out my girl, tickle our spoooootsss tickle our royal partsss let's gigglegasm together unnhh you're sooo sweet and good and gorgeous ummmmmh royal princess parts soooo hotttt tickles nickles wigglesss tickle dropssss~!!!

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