We should call charlie and Mariana misclick duo

god i hate these experiments

why do you retort back to Harry's 22 dance DUDE WHY

Guess what I jist did (throwed up)

This blog will be a wee bit silent for a couple of days

All areas of my life are now BATTLEFIELDS (if you know you know):

In terms of uni- I just learnt that Erasmus grant covers 50% of the cost living in Dublin per month. Of course I'll be working my ass off during summer AND working as much as I can to stay alive when abroad, but it doesn't relieve stress any less.

In terms of family- ah, you know, the casual. Narcissistic mothers are such fun, not to mention my father (and this is the first time I admit it here) living with two women in one house<3

In terms of work- currently awaiting my doctor's appointment which will allow me to start working.

In terms of therapy - it is bad *sobs*, it is shitty

Stay safe dear Surprises, Mateys and all- I will be back in shape in no time

Xxx ❤️❤️

To be honest, at this point I think I'll be grateful if my car makes it long enough for me to get it to the dealership and see if I can wrangle a loan for the cheapest thing on the lot.

yaknow….hypothetically…it’d be cool if you DID write another x reader….just sayin….

why the fuck am I even surprised anymore, you people bring out the worst in me. Here you go, I hope you hate it, amab reader again because duh if you want something else then you can specify but for now we're sticking with this, you're all going to hell when you die (nsft past this point, proceed at your own risk)

You quietly hushed him when he made an especially loud noise before whimpering. Any louder and the two of you would have been caught for sure, in fact it was lucky you weren't just caught right there. You let your hands run up his sides to his arms, having him place them against the mirror so he could support himself. "Good boy..." You said softly kissing the back of his neck while your hand lifted his one leg a bit both to go deeper and so he could better see it pressing in and out of him once you started moving again. He couldn't help a small breathy moan even though you were still going pretty slow at the moment. The brunet just struggled more and more to keep his pleasured noises down as you got harder and faster, now pretty much pressing him against the mirror.

You bit down onto his neck making him yelp as you thrust in especially hard. It wasn't that you wanted to get kicked out of the store of course, you just loved watching him squirm and struggle to keep all his sweet moans and gasps down while you made him feel so good, knowing he would be so mortified if you were caught. "You're taking it so good for me Eddy~" You purred in his ear making him shudder, his weeping cock twitching a bit as he let his forehead rest against the mirror. He whined your name, pushing back a bit and this only encouraged you to go harder, him gasping when you pressed into his sweet spot.

He covered his mouth and moaned into his hand once you started doing it over and over, and you decided you would let him, wanting to be a little extra nice because you could actually get in trouble with this one. You held him a little closer and went harder, watching his eyes squeeze shut as he whined, his other hand balling up into a little fist, starting to tear up as he neared climax. "You feel so fucking good sweetheart" You huffed shoving in it again hitting directly into that little bundle of nerves "Mhmn!~" he moaned out jerking again as he came on the mirror, red faced with tears streaming down his cheeks and onto his hand. You thrust in a few more times before pressing it in especially deep when you peaked, causing him to emit another soft moan feeing it inside him, his hand that had been covering his mouth reached down to hold yours, it was shaking a bit and you gently held it while you pulled out, intertwining your fingers and bringing it up to kiss his knuckles. You just wanted to let him finish first, you always liked to, call it a matter of pride. He made a small grunt when you took it out, slightly struggling to stand on his own again. It was honestly really cute watching the way his legs quivered when he tried, still holding onto you for support.

You ended up wrapping your arms all the way around him, pretty much lifting him off his feet for a moment then putting him down, being a little more stable now. "Ah, th-thank you" He mumbled, you just smiled and kissed his cheek, cleaning up the small mess you guys had made then helping him leave the changing room.

I hate September I hate September 19th I hate earthquakes I hate tectonic plates I hate seismic zones I hate seismic alarms I hate panic I hate the dizziness they cause you I hate you I hate you so much

EYGGGHH WHGGHH EUGHGHH GIRLS 🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

I finally did a fucking writeup for one of my OC's and was just pasting a meme in for a joke and it deleted everything i wrote and I will never recover from this

not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]

IM GOING TO PUNCH A HOLE IN SOMEONES CAR

neurodivergent and queer people how are we feeling?

Big fan of sun motifs in characters not necessarily being about positivity and happiness and how they're so " bright and warm" but instead being about fucking brutal they are.

Radiant. A FORCE of nature that will turn you to ash. That warmth that burns so hot it feels like ice. Piercing yellow and red and white. A character being a Sun because you cannot challenge a Sun without burning alive or taking everything down with them if victorious.

Reminder that the US bombed Iraq a day ago. Reminder that this attack has killed 16 Iraqis, many of whom were civilians. Reminder that Iraq has already suffered enough at the hands of US imperialism, that to this day it’s recovering from the aftermath of being defamed to the world as terrorists, from its cities being destroyed under the guise of “exterminating ISIS” (an echo of Israel decimating Palestine to “exterminate Hamas,” interesting), that the US has so many ulterior motives to continue encroaching upon Iraq that have nothing to do with their seemingly noble rationale, and that it does all this while funding Israel’s ongoing genocide of Palestinians (which are basically doing their dirty work of pushing further in on Arab territory). It’s jarring that this is all happening on a world stage & yet nothing is being done to stop it. Hands off Iraq. Free Palestine. Hands off Iraq. Free Palestine.

this is such incredible advice for creating any kind of art i have to put it over here to remind myself