KAEYA BIRTHDAY ??? ?? i love you mr alberich sir i love you oh so so so much.

uh dialogue for this one but more legible under the cut (and a messy ragbros page)

Klee: Kaeya! Come down here! Kaeya: Oh? heh. What is it, Spark Knight?

Klee: Happy Birthday! It is today? Right? I even double-checked with Albedo and everything but I don't know... Klee: It's a Calla Lily! You like those, right? Kaeya: I certainly do! Thank y- Klee: Oh. Klee: OK OK OK- Kaeya: Hm? Klee: Kaeya you have to promise to not tell Master Jean about this one! Kaeya: You can count on me to keep my lips sealed.

Klee: OK! Close your eyes- eye- and hold out your hands! Kaeya: Mhm! Klee: OK! You can open them! TA-DA~!

Klee: I made a bomb for you! It even has an eyepatch! He can look after you when I'm somewhere else. Take good care of him! Oh yeah- He explodes if you- Kaeya?

Kaeya: Thank you Klee! Thank you very much! Klee: You're VERY welcome Kaeya!

a lil ragbros too.... kaeya and his red siblings amirite (bursts into tears).. also i am so obsessed with chibi diluc saying "bring em in..."

thinking about the insane angst that would come with being pregnant and walking in on your piece of shit husband having an affair.

unable to stand the sight of him, you'd probably move out pretty quickly. give up the wonderful home you had lived in since you had gotten married and traded it for a flat you're only able to afford because your husband tries to literally buy you back with money. though you're not super far along yet, your pregnancy is still obvious, and it makes things a little difficult climbing flights of stairs, taking the lift, and shoving new items into your flat.

good thing your neighbor, Kyle, seems pretty helpful.

portrait of a blank slate (1/14)

11 March 2024

I was surprised that my solutions didn't crystallize over the past week to which my thesis supervisor said lightheartedly that it's normal and that he once waited for something to crystallize for THREE YEARS. I hope my solutions know I need to graduate some day.

One Piece where everything’s the same except Cora doesn’t die but Law’s still determined to absolutely beat the shit out of Doflamingo anyway. Cut to post Dressrosa where Law gets a VERY frantic phone call from Cora who’s like what the actual FUCK I saw the newspaper this morning you went up against Doffy all by yourself?? You promised me we would do this together you little SHIT do you have any idea how fucking scared out of my MIND I was when I saw the headline and I thought something happened to you, Law I swear to god, and Law’s like yes Cora I went up against him by myself, like HELL I was going to let him lay a single finger on you. And Cora’s like THAT’S MY LINE!!! You’re MY kid and I should be the one protecting YOU!! And Law’s like what with your shitty devil fruit powers? What could you have done? You would have fallen on your ass and gotten hurt or shot or worse and I’d be too fucking worried about you to focus on anything else. And Cora’s like this conversation is NOT over but I’m so so glad you’re okay. And he starts crying and he’s like oh my GOD Law you know how insane Doffy is I could have lost you. And I wouldn’t have even known until after the fact. And Law goes all quiet and he’s like I know I’m sorry but I could have lost YOU and I couldn’t handle that. I couldn’t. And Cora’s sobbing and he’s like I love you so much Law and Law’s like yeah. I love you too 🥺

Meanwhile the Strawhats witnessed this entire conversation and they’re like. Wow okay that was a lot to unpack. Law’s got a dad and they’re very protective of each other and apparently his dad is Doflamingo’s brother?? And Law literally dismantled Doflamingo’s entire criminal organization and DIDN’T bother telling his dad about it?? No wonder he’s pissed. And they’re also like awwwww we’ve never seen Law so soft and vulnerable before 💕 and Law looks at them and he’s like. You repeat ANY of what you just heard and I WILL kill you. And they’re like ‘Mhmm okay yup we hear you loud and clear. Btw what’s your dad like’ with the BIGGEST shit eating grins and Law’s like Okay! Killing you now!! And proceeds to chase them with his katana

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ISAAC!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

THIS GAME RUINED MY FUCKING LIFE!!!🔥🔥🔥 /j

Sabo's "death" shaped Luffy so fucking much!!!

Him leaving his brothers, them not going to save him hoping he would have freed himself, believing that his strenght alone would have been enough.

Him dying.

That's why Luffy would never leave his nakama alone unless free, unless its their free decision.

It's not that he doesn't trust their strenght, it's that he learned the hard way that strenght alone is not enough.

The world is often an ugly place but it’s nice to know that not everyone sucks.

How to get rid of a cockroach 101 with Momo:

1. Get yourself a boyfriend

2. Use said boyfriend’s hand to smack the cockcroach

3. Done and dusted

Been very busy but

@not-a-bot-just-shy have some chesire crumbs

I saw the post where Faire is a French word and I'm suddenly wondering if Arthur's father was a French man and his mother was a Scottish woman and that's why he's Like That™️.

It's generational trauma all the way down and Grandpa Faire sucked French assss.

I think the reason voting discourse bothers me so much is that, as a Puerto Rican, seeing people argue about disregarding such an important right that I don't have, in a situation where their action or inaction will definitely affect me makes me feel helpless and angry.

Your vote is not just moral signaling, it's your right to control what happens to you and what happens to people like me who can't vote.

If you’d told me that I’d be shipping a bunch of classic lit authors with each other say like, a year ago, I would’ve laughed in your face

SHE GRABBED HIS BALLS????

So I made sillies!

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Go watch Monkey Wrench btw