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#F U C K I NEED THIS FUCKING BOOK NOW
la-pheacienne · 3 months
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Some People : Ohhh Daenerys will be S O mad when she finally meets Jaime she will want to burn him alive for treason
What Daenerys will actually do : stare at Jaime for a long while in sheer amazement and then just say "tell me about T H E M".
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pxgeturner · 1 month
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Miguel O'Hara is a world-renowned professional boxer, and Hobie's other best friend. One night he finally makes the two worlds collide and sparks immediately fly between the two of you. But will he distract you from meeting your publisher's deadline? And will you distract him from getting World Champ?
before you follow. m.list. Iron Fist gfx library. series m.list. tag list.
Prologue. I. II. III. IV. V. VI. VII. VIII. IX. X. Epilogue.
wc. 1.5k
an. hi. its me! Giselle, or gi, or gigi to few (not to be confused w gg, that is one of my moots. she makes really cool art.) n e ways here is the awaited Prologue for Iron Fist. Oh goodness I'm so nervous. I just want to make a few things clear. the reader is an author (obvs). She's recently graduated uni and is Latina! I write with a woc!r in mind always. I try to be as inclusive as possible, pero porque soy Mexicana, r might lean towards being more Mexican but I'll try to keep her Spanish standard and not be too specific to my family's culture. much love! hope you enjoy <3
please don't forget to reblog! likes do nothing to boost engagement.
Your foot taps against the floor. The damn blank document stares back at you. Mocking you is what it’s really doing. Fuck you, you think, I achieved my goal. I published a book and it is a damn bestseller! Only problem is that the readers want more. It’s been… some time since your first book. And sure, Jess said you can take a break before starting a new project. But you also know that it’s good to ride on existing publicity. At least be able to make an announcement that you’re writing something while all this excitement lasts. Maybe you should write something about vampires. You love vampires and how they fit into romance and how them drinking blood is a euphemism just a bit away from, the whole cannibalism-equals-all-consuming-love trope and how when a vampire attacks it’s often an allegory for rape and— but you have nothing to add to the conversation. You have nothing new to say, no new perspective or hot take, or twist. You have nothing. No ideas.
Not a single word on the page.
You have an idea, leaning forward to peck the keyboard. “F-u-c-k. T-h-i-s!” You highlight the text and italicize it.
Fuck this. At least it’s words on the page.
You reach for your cup and take a sip. “If all else fails I can ride on the rest of the signing bonus and royalties for a bit since the book is doing good, and once that dries up, I can apply to be circulation assistant at a library or something.” You sigh and take another sip. “But nobody has to know for now.” You get up, searching for your phone. You find it resting on the arm of the couch, you grab it, sliding onto the cushions, resting your head where your phone just was. “God, don’t make me a one hit wonder, I wanna be a star. I wanna be the one to push that bitch Colleen Hoover into obsoletion. Please God. Please.”
You open your phone and look for your mother on speed dial.
“Hola, nena!” Your mama’s voice is happy, she must be having a good day. You move into the kitchen. You need a snack.
“Hey, mama, how are you?” You hold the cell with your shoulder as you look through your pantry.
“Good, good,” you find a pack of roasted seaweed snacks and grab it.
“I went on a date anoche.” Your shoulder drops and the pack of seaweed slips out of your grasp.
Mi mami fue a una cita. Con un man! You stand there, trying to process that she is actually back on the dating scene.
“How did it—” you aren’t holding your phone anymore. You use the wall as support to lower yourself to pick up your phone and snack.
“—ay, mami, lo siento, mi cellular se cayo de mi mano.”
“Todo bien, hija! I’m glad you’re ok.”
“Yeah, yeah, I’m ok, I’m ok. Anyways— how was the date? What’s he like? Am I going to have a stepfather soon?” you joke.
“My time for marriage is gone, muñeca, I’m just looking for companionship, pero, tu lo sabes.” You hear some subtle clinking in the background of the call, she must be stirring her coffee. You open your snack and park yourself on the couch. “Are you writing?” Ugh. Not you, too.
“I was, just finished for a bit before I called you.”
“You called me to procrastinate.” You choke on your seaweed from the accusation.
You clear your throat, “I called to check in with you. I call you practically every day.”
“But right now you called me to check up on me as an excuse to not write. Nena, I know you.”
“Okay, fine. I might be having some writer’s block,” you admit, sighing.
“And that’s okay, nena, but then you need to get out, get some inspiration. Allow the world to give you a story.” There’s mama, with her easier-said-than-done advice. But, maybe you should get out of the house.
“Alright, I’ll go out soon.”
“Tonight,”
“—I will go out to the Chinese place across the street and nothing more. I’ll talk with Hobie when he gets back to see if he has any ideas.” You hear your mama make a noise in her throat.
“You still live with that boy?” Here it comes. You’ve lived with Hobie Brown for three years and have known him for five. She’s always been apprehensive of him, since he’s radical and looks like he’s been in jail, with all the metal in his face, and why does his hair look like that? But Hobie is the one who’s kept you sane all these years. He’s held you while you cried and pushed out of your comfort zone when you were getting too stuck into your routines, most likely by dragging you to a concert or a protest. You help him thrift and flip clothes and ever since that one time his stylist had an emergency and canceled, you now help him tighten his wicks every so often. On days like that the two of you stay in, watching nostalgic movies and listening to any demos he’s recorded recently. He’s like a brother to you at this point.
“Yes, mama, I still live with Hobie. Nothing’s changed.” You move the phone down to your chest and take a deep breath.
“I didn’t like him when I first met him,” you clench your jaw as she continues— “…and although he’s one of those kids, I can tell he is a good boy. I’m glad he takes care of you.” You relax. “But it wouldn’t hurt to have someone you could kiss.” “It would be nice, but right now it’s not happening.” “Alright, muñeca. I’ll leave you alone for now, but keep your eyes open for a nice man.”
“I will, con cuidado, mami, besitos.” You make a kissing noise into the phone, and she responds with a goodbye of her own, and you wait for her to hang up the call.
You sigh, and look at the coffee table. Hobie left his song book at home, weird. It’s open to the song he was working on the other day. It’s a slower song, you can still hear the melody. You drum your fingers to the tune. He’s on an unfinished verse. You pick up a pen from the little catch-all dish and scribble down a line or two.
Hobie weaves through the roar of chattering, anticipating fans and into the tunnel, and walks past employees and into Miguel's prep room to see him tying his shoes. “Hey,” Miguel looks up. “Hey.”
“Are you excited?” He moves to sit by the boxer, shimmying up against his shoulder.
“Haven’t really been excited for one of these in a while.” Miguel breathes.
“Well, one step closer to retirement!” Hobie bounces out of his seat. He turns to face his friend, putting a hand on his shoulder. “You’re gonna do great, you big fuckin’ bear of a man.” He ruffle’s Miguel’s hair.
Miguel gives a half-ass hum in response.
“Well then, I’ll be out there, mate, cheerin’ you on.” He puts his hands in his vest pockets and walks out the room.
As he reaches the empty doorframe, Miguel speaks up. “Thank you, Hobie.”
“Anything for you, mate.” Hobie nods and goes to join the audience. Miguel fastens his gloves and puts on his robe. He warms up waiting for his coach.
“Ready, O’Hara?”
Miguel turns around. “Always ready for a fight.” He clenches his jaw. Walking down that hallway, the festive colors lighting up his path and the music blaring, he does his little bit, the movements molded into muscle memory.
This is it. This is his last year fighting. If he gets world champ again, he’s free.
Soon, he gets to fight his last fight. And dammit, the world championship will be his last match. Then, he’s never gonna have to come back.
He weaves under the ropes, entering the ring. Sitting on the stool, he shrugs off the robe and lets Carlos put the mouthguard in.
“You are going to show this guy exactly why people call you el oso!” Miguel beats his gloves together and nods. He might not like his job right now, but he really wants to hit something and goddammit if his opponent doesn’t look so beatable right now.
Coach Carlos steps out of the way, and Miguel stands to walk to the ref as he calls for him to center.
“We went over the rules in the dressing room.” Right before Hobie got here. “I want to remind you to protect yourself at all times, and obey my commands.” Ring the damn bell already. “God bless you both,” I don’t need it but this kid might. “Touch up,” here we go. He touches gloves with his newbie opponent and each goes back to their respective corners.
Miguel takes an orthodox stance.
The bell rings.
Miguel lands the first punch. He also lands the last.
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naayewolf · 1 year
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“There There, Kitty” Kokushibo x Muzan Daughter!Reader [Smut]
Summary:
You are Muzan’s Demon Daughter, and he has ordered the top 3 uppermoons To be your personal servants. You decide to turn them into your personal lap dogs. 
*Might make this a whole book with different context*
*Uppermoon/Muzan Jackson’s impressions of y/n
Akaza: Wants to be stronger than her, they spar all the time even though y/n always wins.
Douma: Finds her VERY entertaining. Basically her girlfriend [In the sister sense]
Kokushibo: Follows her EVERY command~
Muzan: Loves her, gives her secondhand control over the top 3 uppermoons as a gift.
TW: 
Dubcon, Dominant reader, size difference, Loss of virginity, abuse of power,  rough riding,, bondage [tentacles daki style],  blowjobs, milking, lipstick play [It’ll make sense] Sado/masochism, bedpress, master/servant[pet] dynamics, degradation
You sit with a makeup brush in your hands, your eyes colorful shades of yellow and pink, your lips are blood red. Your hands work on Douma’s face, spreading blue powder across his cheeks. “Blue really suits your skin tone Douma!” You smile, putting glue on a jewel to place it under his eye. 
He squeals with joy in a high pitch, glad for the compliment. “You're the makeup artist, y/n!” He uses his blood art to make an ice mirror to see himself. He squeals louder than before and hugs the air out of you. “It’s perfect! I wasn’t sure at first, but you truly work magic y/n!” 
You Give him a closed eye smile, opening them again when you catch the aura of your other pets Akaza and ... Kokushibo. 
They both enter the room, Akaza throwing the door open unknowing of your presence. “DOUMA WHERE IS MY- What the actual f u c k ..” His eyes go wide at Douma,  him uncaring of you being here. Kokushibo on the other hand bows to the ground as if you were your Dad.
“Forgive us Master, we were unaware you were- tending to our fellow moon, forgive us for intruding.” He shuts his middle and bottom pair of eyes, looking at you through the top pair. You let out a giggle pulling his head to a sitting position with a tendril from your back. 
“It’s quite fine. Akaza, please refrain from breaking Douma’s door from now on.” he doesn’t bow, only letting out a very unapologetic grumble. Koku gives him a quick glare and he apologizes a bit more believable. You stand motioning for them to move from the door.
“Kokushibo. If you’ll follow me, I have something I need you for.” He lets out an immediate ‘Yes, Master’ before standing to follow you out. The second you two step out Akaza punches through Douma’s head. 
“Akaza dono .. you ruined my makeup ..” He whines while sitting up. The yukata he wears barely covers his crotch, as it’s usually worn for a married couple’s first night together. [Honeymoon lingerie] He pouts bending forward, the cloth covering his groin falling forward almost exposingly “Don’t you think I’m pretty in this?”
Akaza’s pale face turns red from embarrassment. In truth, he’s jealous Douma had this much time with you instead of him. He would’ve spent it training his strength instead of playing dress up though.  Douma goes to lift the cloth covering him. He kicks Douma in the groin.“You Fucking Would!” 
*With Y/n and Kokushibo*
*Koku POV* 
Kokushibo is positively TERRIFIED. He remains stoic as always on the outside, but on the inside he’s screaming with a million questions. What did I do? Where is she taking me? Is she mad? Is she gonna kill me? Is she gonna get THAT MAN to kill me? 
You walk on, arms crossed in front of you, him behind you as a symbol of your superiority towards him. He realizes that you’re nearing your quarters. That brings even more questions.  
*Y/n Pov* 
You’ve liked this pet for a while, and seeing him so obedient at the moment he realized you were there made you feel special. You realize that he’s the type to follow orders without a second thought. The control you had over him made you feel- a certain way. You decided to see just how far he’d go to meet your demands.  
You lead him towards your room, bouncing at the excitement of the game you're about to play. When you get to your door you move aside ushering him in. Kokushibo turns to you again with all six eyes on you in confusion and concern. 
“Master-” He begins, shutting up when your small figure presses against his tall one. “What are you-” A black tendril shoots out your back going through his wrists pinning him to the wall and dripping blood onto the floor mat. 
You shush him, pushing your finger to his lips. “It’s okay, just .. go with it.” He knows he could easily overpower you, or at least push you off, but he’s afraid it’ll anger That Man. With swift roughness you have him against your futon straddling his body. His hands twitch around from the pain. He doesn’t know what else to do but beg, afterall he doesn’t even know what he did. “P-Please Master, stop.”
 You’re dumbfounded for a second before letting out a laugh. “Ah! The little demon is begging .. how cute.” You let out a breathy moan before rolling your hips into him.  He moans lightly which causes you to grin. You move down to line your face up with his crotch. 
He yelps when you kiss him through the cloth, effectively smearing your lipstick. You let out a chuckle lifting up to look him in his eyes. “It’s ok, there there, kitty. Just stay very still.~” You undo his obi making his kimono come loose. You swiftly pull it off of his shoulders. He whines with his hands being unable to cover himself, not that his hands would do any good to cover it. 
You gasp at the size of it. Koku must be half horse or something- It’s about 12 inches with considerable length. You move down, placing a kiss at the base. He stiffens but stays still, not wanting to anger you. If this was you when you were giving mercy, he’d hate to see you withdraw it. 
You trail up and down his length leaving marks of bright red all over his pale cock. You nip at his base before looking up to admire your work. His cock was dripping with precum and he was a mewling mess. You smirk moving down and putting his legs over your shoulders making him gasp. “Looks like l made a mess~” You move in leaving another trace of lipstick on his shaft. You inhale, enjoying the smell of him in such a sinful position. “Let me clean that for you …” You take your tongue and lick from base to tip taking him in your mouth relishing in the taste of his precum. 
You bob your head, closing your eyes to focus on task. He begins to moan out your name repeatedly like a broken record. His groans of protest long since died out, he moans louder than he really should have. “Ah!~ Master .. Y/n please s- ngh .. slow down.” His requests are met with deaf ears, as you only increase your speed. 
His release hits you both hard, as when he feels the blood in his body move to his cock all at once. He thrusts his hips up into your mouth making you take his full length. You gag and soften your throat, relaxing him deeper into your throat. 
You take him out of your mouth with a pop and move up to sit in his lap. You undo your yukata with a quick tug and pull one of his hands through your tendril, ripping his wrist open. You pull his hand up to your breast knowing the injury was nothing to him. “Here, play with them! See? squishy!”  He complies by pinching your nipples reluctantly before circling your breasts in his palms. 
You let out a light moan while lining yourself up with his tip. He panics, all of his eyes widening and trying to move himself away from your dripping sex. “Wait, Master dont!” He did want this, but his length was the size of your arm by itself and he didn’t want to hurt you. You smile, taking your hand up to grip his cheek. You take his moment of distraction to drop yourself onto his full shaft. You cry out and pain shoots through your whole body in the best way.
You use your tendrils to move yourself up and down on his length. He moans even louder than before, surely his colleagues had heard you two by now. He loses control and shoves you against the futon roughly. He becomes feral and bares his fangs pressing you into your sheets. 
He goes at unmatched speed making sure to pound deep into you with each thrust. You moan loud enough for everyone present to hear you, an orgasm hitting you into a heaven like state. He falls back keeping himself inside you. You move up, crashing your lips together. Kokushibo releases his seed deep inside your womb.
You both pant loudly holding each other for the little sanity you both have left. You let out a breathless laugh snuggling into his chest. “I’ll tell you one thing .. W-We are definitely doing that again Kitten.” You kiss his nape moving into him to fall asleep. 
He hugs you back being released from your tendrils. He closes his eyes and plants a kiss on your forehead. “As you wish, Master.”
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guitarriffsolo · 2 months
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❗️Stolas NSFW alphabet❗️
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(This is actually my husband guys)
A - Aftercare
Usually he’s the one whining to be pampered after sex but once he has been well taken care of he will make sure to ask if you’re feeling okay as well. He will get you anything you need even if he’s exhausted
B - Body part
For him, he loves his long bird like legs and they way they fit so nicely over your shoulders <3. On you he loves your belly idk why I can just picture him giving so many tummy kisses and always holding onto your waist. He loves someone with a little pudge tbh
C - Cum
He wants you to cum everywhere on him. His face, his stomach his chest, anywhere you please he’ll gladly accept it.
D - Dom or Sub?
Hugeee sub and only sub. Most he’ll do is be a service top if you request so.
E - Experience
Not very experienced but watched plenty of porn and is always ready to jump into whatever. Really his only experience was Blitzø. The only time him and Stella fucked was when they needed to produce an heir.
F - Favorite position
He loves a good doggy style but will honestly be happy in whatever position you put him in. If he is playing a service top though he only wants missionary to not only watch you but to know that you are seeing him fall apart.
G - Goofy?
He will be a bit giddy at first but then he quickly settles down once his brain has been turned into subby little mush
H - Hair
Now that I think about it I don’t even think theres hair there. Like I think it’s just more feathers.
I - Intimacy
Very intimate and expects the exact same from you
J - Jack off
Would sometimes try to masturbate but is quickly disappointed realizing it’s very hard to make himself feel the way you make him feel and decides its best to let you take care of such things.
K - Kinks
Pretty much an open book to any sort of bdsm. But his favs are impact play, bondage, and sensory deprivation
L - Location
Bedroom pretty much is it. He loves to fantasize of a public quickie but he is still royalty and does still have an image to maintain.
M - Motivation
Very easily turned on. Touch his feathers the right way and he is rock hard begging to be fucked
N - NO
Again, a pretty open book but I truly cannot picture him being into any bathroom things. Maybe I’m biased cuz those are just my turn offs idk
O - Oral
Doesn’t have a huge preference between giving and receiving oral. He’s a flustered mess when receiving and very much squirming the entire time. He loves to see you face when giving oral and feels so proud he can make you feel good.
P - Pace
Loves it fast, rough, and hard but can never deny a slow sensual banging when he’s tuckered out from a bad day.
Q - Quickie
Thinks quickies are soo hot and loves them on days when he’s busy. Though they would never ever beat a full on scene.
R - Risk
Always game to try something new. He loves adding a spark and experimentation into the bedroom.
S - Stamina
Will last pretty much as long as you please. He gets whiny while being overstimulated but he loves it so much and will let you go as long as you please.
T - Toys
Loves all types of toys. Always finding toys you didn’t even know existed but he loves trying all sorts of tools to help that sexy spark.
U - Unfair
Too desperate to be a tease
V - Volume
Very loud, gags are very handy between you two. During sexy he makes lots of owl noises such as hoots and chirps that you find oh so adorable.”
W - Wild card
Can be whiny but not a huge brat because he tries his absolute best to be a super good boy for you. Though he will sometimes fail to suppress all his fussing if he’s being denied.
X - X-ray
His cock is an average length a tiny bit on the skinnier side. Uncut with a slight curve at the end.
Y - Yearning
Very high sex drive and libido. Like some constant fucking machine (I swear it’s concerning sometimes)
Z - Zzz
He tries to stay awake until he’s feeling a bit better. That way he can properly take care of you as well. He also gets a bit insecure afterwards sometimes so that can keep him up
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jaskiersbard · 10 months
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Just a little vent post: I was supposed to be doing summer camp work this summer holidays but I couldn't do the first week (last week) as I was booked to stay at the school I was employed at until the 21st July, so I told the camp management and higher ups that I was free as soon as 21st July was over. They assured me this is fine.
It's now the 28th and I haven't been given a single day of work this week, and unless the rota hasn't been uploaded yet, I'm not on next week's either. As you can imagine, I am freaking the F U C K out because after my last pay cheque from the school job comes through (which will be in about 10 hours, give or take), I have no more money coming in.
I am in fact looking for different jobs anyway so I don't have to stay with the education agency come September (because fuck them, they take 30% of my money for themselves AND keep trying to send me super far away even though I don't drive and public transport is unreliable), but I have no idea whether any of them are going to hire me or when I would be paid for any potential jobs.
So... yep. That's how my summer is going. I've got £110 rent due in four days time, £21 for the phone bill also due, I owe my sister nearly £60, at least two family members' birthdays to buy for, I'll need to pay out £9-20 for antidepressants in two weeks time, and only about £400-600 in my bank account going forwards.
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icharchivist · 5 years
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reading World of Thedas as “Light Reading” before going to sleep was the worst perception possible of “Light Reading” considering most of it is me taking notes of the full timeline and of the language specific part while also overanalysing the shit out of everything
on the plus side though since i went to sleep (at 4am or so, 2/3 hours after i started reading rip) full of DA thoughts i woke up excited to get back to it.... at 8am, so now i’m bright and early and happy after a 4 hours night sleep which i’ve hadn’t felt in a while. 
I’ll go back into plaything though bc my hand hurts from taking notes i’m a fool
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blueparadis · 3 years
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Ran Haitani | A to Z Profile
rating : mature
requested by @zoraedits
au notes : finally. I had to wait an entire week to post this and rindou's because my Tumblr decided to bail on me. This has been saved in dratfs for more than a week. Anyways, enjoy.
♡ or ⟳appreciated !
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A - Aftercare
Ran is just amazing at it. Ran won't let you go from his embrace. He'll keep you in arms while resting his head on your neckline and sweetly hum a tune.
B - Bondage
He can't make his hand busy by gripping yours. He'll tie you up while pounding into you and his hands would roam around all over your body.
C - Cover the cry
He'll make you moan harder & harder with increasing his pace and when you're about to let out a long loud moan he'll block it by kissing and sucking you. He loves to take your breath on himself.
D - Dominance
He is not a straight dominant. Once he's comfortable he'll swiftly guide you to what to do and what not.
E - Erogenous Zones
He's sensitive on his nipples ,chest and ears. Hug him from behind grazing your fingers on his nipples while nibbling his ear. He'll take it well and turn around to reciprocate.
F - Favorite body part
Your boobs, he loves your boobs. Kneading, kissing sucking your nipples anything.
G - Get caught
There is no get caught with him. If he needs to jerk off he'll pay you a visit even in the middle of your busy schedule. He'll wait patiently and once you're infront of him he's not gonna stop until you make him cum.
H - Humiliation
He used to like it when you were new to him. Now, he doesn't like to talk down to you.
I - Idle zone
Ran will call you. As soon as you'll pick up the phone he'll let out a loud groan. He might not be that hard but he loves to tease you by his moans.
J - Join the Show
He is into it if you're willing to open up for him. He won't press you. However, expect some acts of foolishness for declining his request, like kissing another woman infront you.
K - Kissing
He just as good with his lips like his hands. He loves to kiss your cheeks out of nowhere.
L- Location & Lightings
It doesn't bother him much. However, he wants to see your face while he's thrusting inside you. Don't ever avert your eyes or cover your face in embarrassment. He's gonna be so soft in changing your mind that you might come to know new things about yourself.
M-Masochism
He likes it but not to rough. I mean he wants you to be rough but the thing is he'll moan so loud to your tease that you'll think it's hurtful for him and let out a smirk as soon as you'll look at him.
N- Nudity
He wants you naked while he's fucking you but as soon as his seed seeps into you, he'll cover you. He doesn't like to watch the ruins he just left on you.
O- Orgasm Control
He's moody. If you're lucky he won't but if you're not in his good books today he'll deny every time you're close.
P- Public place
He loves to show you off. He takes pride in you. He'll kiss you in the middle of a road thoughtlessly amidst the crowd.
Q- Quite Quickie
Nope. He doesn't trust himself for quickies. He's pouty when he doesn't have enough time.
R- Routine
He is a methodical man. He need to have a routine. He is so serious about it that you sometimes get tired of his rules and etiquettes, especially when your cycle is near.
S- Stamina
He's good but due to his massive breeding kink he wants to release without holding back.
T- Time to Tease
He'll make you squirt multiple times just by teasing. He loves to tease you, watch you go breathless by playing with your body.
U- Underwear
Well,he is quite straightforward about it. I mean he'll practically enter the lounge wear section and select only after seeing you. You see,he loves to make out in public places.
V- Voyeurism
He is an acute exhibitionist. He's not okay with the fact watching you moan under someone else's touch. He might provoke you by touching another in front of you but it's only you two in the bed.
W- WAM
Yes, ofcourse. He loves to do it on you though but he can't handle himself well with it. He's always in charge where to make his tongue work.
X- X - dressing
Not really. He just loves to see you in masculine clothes. He wouldn't indulge in sexual activities.
Y- Yes/No
Yes but after consultation. Honestly, he's a bit scared but he'll eventually give in to the temptation and curiosity.
Z- Zone out
It's very rare. Unless there's some kind of special occasion he won't because it's a huge loss for him. But he loves your giggles and drunk talk though
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exclusive tags ➝ @solaceinarts @fic-dumpster @killuwut @kshira @manjiroscum - for writing that ran oneshot;) @minwas
By @blueparadis do not alter and repost elsewhere.
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proserpina-magnus · 3 years
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If you do nsfw alphabets, can you do one for marlene (if not that’s completely okay!)
Hi! Sure you can, I hope you like it (it’s not the best but oh well). Mwah.
Marlene Mckinnon NSFW Alphabet
Reader: described as fem (or with female genitialia) since Marlene is hc’d as a lesbian in this.
Warning; pure smut Headcanons. oh and this isnt checked for spelling.
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
Shes prettty sweet, definitly helps you out of any bounds or restraints if they were used during sex, she likes to play with your hair (or style it). She would possibly read you a chapter of your favourite book or tell you the latest gossip. She will most definitely run you a bath (and that would probably lead to another round), and she would even wash your hair or draw little shapes on your shoulder blade.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
Her favourite body part on herself if her shoulders, she’s always been a bit insecure about them (since they are a bit bigger) but once she began playing quidditch she really started to like them.
Her favourite body part on you is probably just your entire body, she enjoys running her hands almost every wear and gripping the flesh (bonus points if you have doughy and bigger potions, eg hips, thighs, stomach).
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
She loves pussy eating for this very reason of getting to watch and taste you, it’s basically her favourite activity and she’s always fantasizing about it.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
Her first time was with Mary in fifth year, it wasn’t even supposed to go that far. They began kissing just to try and you know the rest. There weren't any romantic feelings between them and they agreed to never talk about it again. But she sometimes really wishes it would become a regular thing.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
She’s pretty experienced with her own body, so she uses her own knowledge and applies it to you. She asked quite a lot the first few times, what you liked and didn’t. But now she’s an expert at pleasing you.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
Most likely when you’re on top, especially because she gets to lay back and watch you (which is her favourite thing to do). She loves to hold your hips, guiding your pace and smiling if you get frustrated.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
It depends, she definitely makes more teasing comments but they aren’t really funny (well atleast not to you). Sometimes though, something just happens (either “embarrassing” like a sound or movement) and you both just kinda burst out laughing. Your first times together was more light hearted, but as you go on it get more serious.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
She is pretty well groomed, she trims it more often than goes completely bare, for friction reasons. She just prefers to be well kept, but she doesn’t care if you are or not.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
She’s very caring sometimes, even if she’s teasing. She’s always shushing you gently with a grin, and she loves to stroke your hair when you’re just about to cum. She doesn’t really realize how intimate she is.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
She loves it, obviously she enjoys sexual moments with you but she also likes time to herself and loves exploring new things (like toys). She doesn’t do it as often when you both get together, but she still does it occasionally.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
She has many, but she doesn’t always do them at the same time. She likes to branch out and try new things. Definitely dom and sub roles is a huge part (she’s a switch, but probably prefers dom). She loves hair pulling and spanking, along with dress up ( she fucking loves lacy lingerie sets or when you wear her clothes).
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
Her dorm, though she prefers in the shower or bath. She really likes those quick fucks in a closet, or in the locker rooms.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
Short skirts or whenever you give her fuck eyes, she loves it when people look completely vulnerable sexually. She especially get motivated whenever she teases you and you go bright red (or at least flustered, like mumbled stuttering).
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
She won’t do anal, she’s never really been a fan of it (except for spanking, she loves that shit). But she will never do anal play, it actually sorta freaks her out.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
She prefers if she’s given it, especially when she gets to sit on your face and sorta just completely suffocates you. She doesn’t mind going on you, she enjoys it, but she much rather be the one receiving it.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
She’s a mix of all, it depends on her mood. She typically can go fast and sensual, even though she likes to take her time. It’s an odd combination, but that’s what works for her. Can you imagine fast and rough
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
Absolutely, she loves ‘before games’ quickies in the dorms or changing rooms. Or between class fucks, she will take it anytime she gets.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? Do they take risks? etc.)
She is really risky and will most definitely do it anytime and anywhere, but she prefers places she used too. She is constantly wanting to try new toys or new positions. Her middle name is experiment, of course she would only do things that aren’t crossing your boundaries.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
It depends, she can get bored of the same stuff so it depends if you guys have time to explore new things. She can go a good few, like 4, since she is athletic and has good stamina, but she definitely needs a break in between.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
She owns many variations from dildos to vibrators. She uses them quite a lot, since it’s easier. She’ll use them on herself and you, but of course she will wash them and properly take care of them. She’s quite skillful with and without them, so whether you both use them or not, you’re definitely having the time of your life.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
She’s always a tease, whether it's leading her hand up your thigh in class, wearing short skirts or no bra, whispering dirty things, it happens on a daily basis. She gives you yearning looks during class, smirking. It’s 50% sex and 50% taunts and teases.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
She’s not that loud, she swears more often than actually groaning. She sometimes does those small whimpers if you’re leading (which only happens in a blue moon), but she isn’t actually quiet; she talks to you.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
She would definitely want Lily or Mary to join, or she would love to go to one of this girls sleepover party’s and it ends up being a sex-a-thon orgy. She isn’t into men, so if ahy threesome’s where to go down it would be with girls.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
She has perky breasts, they're small but she likes them and her confidence makes you like them as well. Her strap is around 7 inches, but it’s more girthy.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
Pretty high, she can go any time and where. She’s always thinking about sex but she is never actually horny most times, when she is horny she can go for hours on end.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
She actually has a very high stamina due to quidditch, so she has built up a tolerance to stay awake after a ‘workout’. There for, she can stay up for hours after sex and will probably spend her time taking care of you.
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itsgaga · 3 years
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A-Z NSFW(Nikki Sixx)
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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
At first Nikki wasn’t good with aftercare, he was used to being really selfish during and after sex so when it came to you he didn’t really know what to do afterwards. After you guys had done it a couple times you had explained to him why aftercare was important which ultimately changed how he treated you after sex. He slowly became more caring and affectionate wanting to cuddle with you, get you whatever you want/need, and he will clean you off.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
Nikki fucking loves your legs and your neck, your legs though, like dude is obsessed with them. There's something about them that makes Nikki feel a certain type of way, as for your neck...it’s a jealous possessive thing. He loves to mark you up, especially when he is jealous, so your neck is the easiest place to go to. 
As for himself, he’ll tell you his dick. Mostly because that thing can do wonders. It pleases you, it pleases himself, what is there not to love about it? 
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
Nikkis cum is everywhere. It’s that simple. He wants it everywhere. The fucking sight of it afterwards is like a piece of art to him, idk why he’s like that, he’s a filthy dude, ok? I mean like yeah cumming in you or somewhere on your is fine but no this man just loves being dirty and getting it everywhere. 
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
He doesn’t really have much, he’s a open book, he’ll tell you everything he likes and wants to do but maybe that he loves to fuck in public because he wants to get caught. You guys haven’t got caught yet but Nikki really wants you to, like if you ever notice Nikki will extra loud in public it’s for that reason.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
Hello? He’s Nikki fucking Sixx. What do you think?
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
Missionary. He loves to watch your face and your reactions while he’s fucking you. It could also tie in with that jealous side of him knowing that no other guy would see you like that, knowing that what he is doing is putting you in your most vulnerable state it all just turns him on even more.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
Nikki is a fiend. Nikki is not a saint. At least during sex, meaning Nikki is serious as can be. He’s all about devouring you and wants to do it better than how he did last time so he has no time to be goofy. But, there are those rare moments where that all disappears and he becomes softer and more gentle, like he will hold your hand and smile, that could happen for special things like birthdays or just when he wants to be more romantic. 
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
He didn’t groom that shit at all for the first couple times yall fucked, but he started to around the same time aftercare became a thing. As for color it pretty much matches the rest of his hair.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
Like I said he has his moments, it’s not like he doesn’t like to be romantic with you he just feels like it would be even more special if that side of him came out at more special times.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
I don’t think so. I think Nikki is always horny and he’s kind of learned to just deal with it but if he can’t and you aren’t there to help him out he would call you and get off with phone sex.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
Spanking, choking, and roleplay. Theres a lot more like wax play, bondage, etc etc. But I think spanking, choking, and roleplay comes mostly everytime you guys fuck, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh he loves when you call him daddy. He likes when you sound like a needy whiny mess. Oh and Nikki is a dom no doubt, you can take control sometimes but he is a whole other level of dominant. 
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
Tour bus, dressing room, hotel rooms, closets, bedrooms, cars, really anywhere. I think he likes bedrooms because thats where the kinky stuff can happen but he likes a challenge and will try that stuff in public. He has tried to fuck you over every piece of furniture, couch, counter, desk, etc. Like I said earlier he loves to fuck in public so... expect that anywhere you go. 
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
What doesn’t though? Nikki’s jealousy will get you bent over a piece of furniture in .5 seconds. Nikki after a concert is him running off stage and pulling you in the closest room possible. Whisper in his ear or talk in a lower tone then your natural talking voice and you two are in bed. Like it doesn’t take much from you to turn him on. 
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
Threesomes or Voyeurism. Like I said Nikki is jealous/possessive. No sharing. I think the idea of it would turn him on until it actually happens and he would end up getting up really jealous.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
The dude is a fucking god. He loves receiving but giving? You won’t be able to walk. So he likes both receiving and giving. receiving because he loves to see you on your knees for him and the way you look at him while your giving head, while giving he loves to hear the way you sound, the way you taste, and the way your body reacts to him and his tongue.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
Fast and rough. “The faster you go the more orgaisms you can get in a night, the slower you go the less you get in the same amount of time” idk. NIKKI LOVES ROUGHNESS, like seriously he is not a easy simple cum and go guy. He’s a i’m gonna fuck you so hard that you’re gonna cum 10 times by morning type of guy.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
If he’s horny and you’re there then you’re having a quickie, he prefers to have time to fuck but honestly you both get horny at the mist random times so it just has to be done. 
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
Hahaha, yes. Anything you wanna try Nikki is down. I’m serious anything, anything at all he will say yes, he’s always looking to try new things with you especially things he hasn’t done with anyone else before.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
Night to morning. Morning to night. Idk maybe. I think he will keep going until either you or him say you can’t handle it anymore. But as for rounds I would say 4 to 6 maybe a half an hour to a hour long.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
I think he has some, not as much as one may think but I feel like he may have a couple vibrators, bondage, some plugs, dildos, blindfolds, handcuffs. 
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
BIGGEST FUCKING TEASE. He loves teasing the shit out of you. Will have you so close to having a orgaism and then pull away with a big stupid fucking grin on his face.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
He won’t make a sound until he leans down to your ear and will start grunting and moaning, it drives you wild and he knows it which is why he does it everytime you guys fuck. He has and always will do that unless you’re in public then there’s no stopping whats coming out his mouth.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
He loves dirty talk, but mostly from you. It’s the only time you have ever actually seen Nikki visibly weak. He especially loves when you do it and look at him innocently, it really pushes him to a limit that no other woman has before.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
Now from the pictures that I totally haven’t seen ;) he isn’t small but he isn’t huge. I think he’s a grower not a shower which is fine, he knows what he is doing and knows how to use it right.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
He could take you anywhere, anytime, anyday. He’s ready whenever he’s just waiting for you to be ready too.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
It takes him a little longer to fall asleep then it does to you so while you’re asleep and just lays there cuddling you wondering how you went from whatever he was just fucking into a soft innocent looking angel.
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artificialbreezy · 3 years
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Jake Kiszka NSFW Alphabet
1Warnings: minors DNI, smut smut smut
Pairing: Jake Kiszka x reader
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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
Biggest dom in the book man. So he obviously knows how to take care of you. He always has water on the bedside table, and a towel ready to wipe your face. After he gets you kinda cleaned up, he'll run you a shower and get you in and then jump in himself and wash your body, and then your hair. And he'll carry you to bed once he gets you cleaned up fully.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
On you, it's definitely your legs, man he loves your legs. Firm believer in thick thighs saves lives. They're always so soft and comfortable for when he lays in your lap, but also amazing ear muffs for when he devours you.
On himself, the man plays guitar. His hands. He can move his fingers rather fast and he knows how much that drives you crazy. And plus, his hands just look good. Especially, wrapped around your throat.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
Honestly, the man will ONLY cum inside you. He's a possessive man. It's his way of marking you as his. And my god, the view of his cum leaking out of you, just drives him up a wall. LOVES it.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
His biggest fantasy right now, is to fuck in an empty concert venue. He knows it's a little risky, but something about the thought just gets him really going. But he also knows that there is never really a time to do that so for now he will keep daydreaming about it.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
He's a rockstar so you'd think pretty experienced. But before you, he was a nerdy, emo kid from frankenmuth. So he really didn't get too much action. But he wasn't a virgin by any means when you two got together. He has always gotten you off, so he knows what to do.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
Honestly, it depends on his mood. Sometimes it's doggie and other times it's missionary and then sometimes it's riding.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
He loves a little bit of giggle if it's not a punishment session, or a rougher session.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
Pretty well kept up to be honest. He doesn't keep it bare, but he does have a slight stubble.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
All about you, making sure you get praised. Sweet, and soft kisses along your jawline and neck. Gentle touches to your body, slow and sweet sex. Just making sure you feel loved.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
Honestly, he'll do it if he needs to. Like if you're not there, or for some reason you're not in the mood. Other than that, if he does do it, he prefers to have you on facetime or a phone call so he can hear your noises as you guys get off together.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
Man has a lot, here we go. But we'll do the top 3.
Breeding kink- he LIVES to see his cum dripping out of you
Daddy/Sir kink- he is 100% dom. And when in those sessions, he will only accept daddy or sir
Breath play- He loves hearing you struggle to breathe when his hands around your throat. And that smile you get when he first chokes you, my god he knows you're a slut for him and he loves it.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
Mainly the bedroom, he likes to have some sort of privacy when he ruins you. But he`s also pretty hype to fuck you on the couch.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
Your body, my god. He has never seen anything more perfect to him.
Watching you jam out against the barricade at his show. He knows you're gonna be drenched when he's done and he honestly can't wait to devour you once he's done. Thankfully he has a guitar to hide his boner.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
CNC. Absolutely not. He can't seem to get into that, it scares him a little bit and he wouldn't do anything to even hurt you like that. Whether you wanted him to or not. Hard no from Jacob Kiszka.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
Man loves when you ride his face. Just having you grind against his tongue when he makes a mess of you, my god yes.
But if youre giving, man oh man, he loves the way your mouth feels wrapped around him. He doesn't know what you do or even how you do it, all he knows is he will nut in probably 5 minutes.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
Depends. Sometimes he`s fast as fuck and rough and other times hes slow and sweet.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
YES. Just yes, sometimes he just needs to feel you before a show or even just while you guys are at his parents. He'll sneak into the bathroom while you're showering, just so he can get you off.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
Absolutely, he`ll try mostly anything once, as long as you're game to try too.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
He can last a while quite honestly. And you're not complaining. Usually that can equal up to 3 hours of a session.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
My god yes. He really doesn't use them on himself, just you. But only to tease you, never to fully get you off because that's his job. Unless he's not there. Then you have options on which toy youre feeling, on one condition, you call so he can hear you.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
He will tease you for hours, until you are so desperate he laughs. He calls you his pathetic little toy and my god that just sends you over the edge.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
He always had to share a room with Josh growing up, and he's always with his band mates so he's typically pretty quiet. Unless you're alone. Then he's pretty vocal. But even when he has to be quiet, he'll get in your ear and whisper sweet nothings, or he'll degrade you and get you so far on the edge you're crying.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
He was sitting on the tour bus one night while the guys were sleeping. It was around 3:30 in the morning and he just couldn't sleep. The only thing on his mind was you. So he did what he could, since he couldn't call and talk you through anything, he texted you. To which you replied. ``Baby, I can't get you off my mind. Can I please see you?`` is what the text read, you left him on read for a couple minutes so he thought you'd fallen asleep. To his surprise, he got a picture of your half naked body on his side of the bed, which just sent him over the edge. He needed to get off and he needed too soon. Before he could respond he got a video, it was kind of dark but he could make out that it was a toy between your legs, just going to town, trying to get yourself off. He quickly grabbed his headphones and started playing the videos. ``Oh god, please Sir.`` You sounded so desperate and needy. The minute he heard you moan his name he was done for. Mess all over his chest and he knew it was his turn to encourage you to get off.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
Okay, so he isn't HUGE. But he is kinda packing. Around 7 and half inches with a slight curve.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
Man is horny damn near 24/7. So any time you truly are in the mood, he jumps right on it.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
He usually falls asleep pretty quickly quite honestly. He'll pull you close to him after your guys` shower, and he'll just pass out holding you.
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cyborg-franky · 3 years
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What about Law's NSFW 👀👀
I Please still love me~
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A = Aftercare He tends to leave that up to you, if he hasn’t done any damage then he doesn’t need to worry about it. He has a very ‘you knew what you were getting into’ attitude.
B = Body part Face and hands. He really likes when someone has a bright smile, he’d never say that though, but he loves them. Hands are also a weakness for him, he can tell a lot by a person based on their hands.
C = Cum Prefers to cum inside people then on as then it’s not his mess to deal with. He isn’t turned off or on by cum otherwise.
D = Dirty Secret He had a very promiscuous past that he tries to cover up.
E = Experience In his youth [preskip] he got around a little [a lot] paired with the fact he knows what he’s doing thanks to books means he’s probably going to be the best you’ve ever had physically.
F = Favourite Position Over a desk, doggy style, anything that feels good but also feels less personal. If he’s in a committed relationship with someone he enjoys being on top, smirking down at how he can play his partner.
G = Goofy There was a time when he was a lot less up tight and may have made a sarcastic banter back and forth with his partner.
H = Hair Neat, not messy, isn’t fussed about how his partners keep there’s as long as it’s hygienic.
I = Intimacy If you’ve managed to get him in a relationship, he tries to be comfortable with intimacy, but it always needs to be on his terms. He’ll spoon you when he’s comfortable with you. If what you have is just sex then you don’t have much of a chance to see this side, if it’s a regular occurrence he might accidentally left soft gestures slip in.
J = Jack Off Doesn’t when he needs to but isn’t once a day like some people, more like once a week.
K = Kink Being left alone, okay but really. He was very into tying his partners up at one-point, public sex too.
L = Location He prefers to have sex at his partners places/rooms that way he can leave when he wishes.
M = Motivation Preskip Law was like a rabbit; his motivation was because he can and wanted to feel good about himself. Much higher sex drive. Now it’s if you catch him in the right mood.
N = NO Daddy kink – He does not like to be called daddy. He can’t handle it due to his messed up past and losing his father and father figure.
O = Oral He prefers to get it then give it. As long as your clean he doesn’t have an issue if you really wanted him to perform oral on you. Teases a lot while giving oral.
P = Pace Depends, he goes from slow and sadistically teasing to brutal and uncaring. If he cares about you he lets you set the pace.
Q = Quickie Pre skip Law was always at it, quick ones to pass the time were preferable. Now if he has sex it’s going to be properly or not at all.
R = Risk He prefers to be very pirate now but still doesn’t give a shit if someone see’s.
S = Stamina His stamina is more mood dependent then what his body can do. He can last ages if he wants to and he can make himself be done in moments.
T = Toy Too confident in his own abilities for a toy to be in the mix.
U = Unfair He likes to tease, he likes the power trip, the begging, the neediness in his partner’s voice. He can edge you for hours if he so wishes.
V = Volume Always been the sort of person to make low grunts and huffs, never been loud. Doesn’t have a preference in his partners volume as long as they make nice sounds.
W = Wild Card He likes eye contact when you are going down on him, he likes to pull hair also.
X = X-Ray Decent, clean, long but not overly girthy.
Y = Yearning Pre skip he would fuck anything going, would never turn it down. Now he’ll think maybe once a month ‘yeah I could get some fuck’
Z = ZZZ The man can barely sleep, having sex rarely does anything to help him sleep. He’ll get up, have a shower and work for another five hours.
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happy 666, my fellow chaotic bisexual <3 om! brothers discover uquiz, what happens??
Hell yeah <3 let’s do this!
The Brothers Discover uquiz
Why are These Questions So Weird..? (Lucifer)
*sigh*, what’s MC doing now? Quizzes? Well, that’s surprisingly tame in comparison to the other stuff they get up to. It was good of them to want to stimulate their brain-
Wait, these are just personality quizzes? Oh MC…
Wait, MC wants him to try some quizzes? Really? Ugh, fine. Only because he’s simping doing it for the sake of the exchange program. The point of this thing was for humans and demons to learn about each other, right?
These questions are… questionable. And so are the quizzes… what mindless drivel is this? He’ll have nothing else to do with it!
*three hours later*
“Lucifer, you haven’t slept in like, two days, go to sleep.” “Not now MC, I need to figure out what kind of -core I am…”
He’s addicted. But the good thing is, he can kick his addiction as easily as it started! He’s Lucifer, the Avatar of Pride! Some mere quiz website won’t get to him-
Oooo, what kind of cake is he? What kind of cake is he?
Why Didn’t He Get the Results He Wanted :( (Mammon)
MC! MC! MC! Pay attention to him! Why are they lookin’ at their dumb phone for? There was a much better view right in front of em’. The view is him! MC! Look at him!
In a fit of jealousy, he swipes the phone and sees… quiz results? Eh? MC? Why is this phone saying you’re submissive and breedable? Who the FUCK does this phone think it is talkin’ to his MC like that?!
Wait… why are they laughin’? It’s a joke quiz? Huh… is he submissive and breedable?
No, but only because he lied on the quiz questions to get the result he wanted.
Soon both he and MC are on their DDDs swapping weird quizzes and showing each other their results.
According to this quiz, and Mammon’s spirit animal is a crow. Huh, that’s the most accurate result he’s gotten all day.
After a while he does get bored of it though. After of course, he makes a quiz of his own and asks Lucifer to try it, but little does Lucifer know that ALL the results are bad! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ah, The Quiz Maker (Leviathan)
Levi both takes and makes quizzes, he knew about uquiz way before MC started taking quizzes to see what overrated vegetable they are.
Levi’s favourite kind of quiz are the fandom related ones that test his knowledge. Psh, these filthy casuals think they can beat his otaku knowledge? Don’t make him laugh!
Wait what do you mean he only got 6/13 right? Um, what the F U C K?
You know what? Whatever. He doesn’t need these stupid quizzes!
Five minutes after that, he’s back on the site.
Levi also likes to see what kind of fanfiction trope he is and who he’d be in a fanfiction. He always hopes for main character or love interest but he usually ends up getting “bitch who gets sidelined” or “mischaracterized baby”.
When he makes quizzes, he makes them as imbalanced as possible, and as a result, none of his quizzes get very popular.
MC needs to get him off the site because he just started a “how well do you know Tumblr memes” and we as a society don’t need to know if he was a Johnlock shipper.
GOD DAMMIT WHAT CAT IS HE????? (Satan)
MC? Why aren’t they reading the book he gave them? Was it that bad? MC? Satan waved his hand in front of their face a few times before they snapped out of their trance.
MC quickly explained that they got really absorbed in this quiz about what kind of cat they were. Everything else was irrelevant to Satan, he heard cat and snatched the phone. 
Ten minutes later and he was just breezing through cat related quizzes just to get to the picture at the end. No one tell him he can just Google cat pictures online, he’ll growl at you.
Okay do that if you’re a monsterfucker and you find that shit hot-
But anyway, after the initial cat bomb, Satan casually peruses the site, he likes the fiction trope quizzes a lot too.
Using his intense knowledge of both cats and books, he makes quite a few of his own quizzes to add to the site.
Oooooo, What Hand Cream Scent Should he Try? (Asmodeus)
Similar to Mammon, Asmo first got huffy that MC wasn’t paying attention to him, but on the other hand, they were keeping still while he painted their nails, so that was the only plus.
MC is honour bound to listen to him ramble! Why weren’t they chiming in with the occasional “uh huh” and “yes dear”?! This was an outrage! A scandal!
Oh, MC was doing a quiz on what kind of fruit they are? Ooo fun! Let him see!
Nail painting night gets out on hold while Asmo scrolls through assorted quizzes. He likes the dirty joke ones a lot (I mean, obviously) and he also loves the ones where they assign the quiz-taker a scent or perfume.
He’s always looking for inspiration for scents to try out~! This is great!
Beelzebub
Beel and MC were in the middle of talking about food, (surprise surprise) and Beel ended up asking about human world fast food chains.
“So, what one do you think I’d like?” “Here! Take this quiz and find out!”
Beel is a little confused at the contents of some of the question and quietly worries that if he hasn’t listened to the songs for the song lyric questions that his answer will somehow be corrupted, but he finishes the quiz quickly.
“Huh, yeah I can see you liking Wendy’s.” “Can we go?” “Sure buddy, when we visit the human world.”
Beel takes a lot of the food themed quizzes, but he quickly forgets about the site and continues on his day.
*Prolonged Snore* What huh? Quizzes? Space Quizzes? (Belphie)
When MC started asking the most random questions in the universe while Belphie was trying to nap, the Avatar of Sloth knew that his idiot human was up to something ridiculous.
“Why are you asking me about my favourite soda?” “Answer the question, cow-boy.”
After answering some more ridiculous questions, MC proudly proclaimed that Belphie really was a Pisces.
That… that was it? What the hell was MC looking at? A quiz website? Lame. He was going back to sleep.
Ugh, Belphie’s the lame one here guys. Smh.
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Ah Uquiz, you crazy crazy quiz site…
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glattandblade · 3 years
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Fluff Alphabet with C!Technoblade
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hi! so heres a filler inbetween fics, im currently writing 3 and im trying to take my time, so in the mean time i whipped up this, im also posting an nsfw one later :)
Warnings: none
Hc Template by: @ magical-warlock 
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A ctivities - What do they like to do with their s/o? How do they spend their free time with them?
Techno usually likes to stay inside, cuddling you and bonding over books you read, sometimes you guys go adventuring together but techno is pretty protective
B eauty - What do they admire about their s/o? What do they think is beautiful about them?
Techno could care less about looks, but he usually prefers his s/o abit heavier since it reminds him of aphrodite!
C omfort - How would they help their s/o when they feel down/have a panic attack etc.?
Techno would be great at this, having known how it feels. He’d learn what you need, trying not to overwhelm you and just wrap you in a blanket and hand you water/whatever you need and hold you.
D reams - How do they picture their future with their s/o?
Techno doesn't really have a picture in mind, but he does know he will be with his s/o forever, he's dedicated to you, he’s content how it is now, so he’ll do whatever you want
E qual - Are they the dominant one in the relationship, or rather passive?
Dominant! Definitely dominant.
F ight - Would they be easy to forgive their s/o? How are they fighting?
It would take a lot to piss off techno, considering he’s head over heels with you, it would take a bit to forgive you.
G ratitude - How grateful are they in general? Are they aware of what their s/o is doing for them?
Very grateful! Techno is grateful for every day with you, and he thanks the gods they gifted him with you.
H onesty - Do they have secrets they hide from their s/o? Or do they share everything?
Techno likes to be fairly honest about everything, even the voices, but he refuses to reshare anything from battles or certain things the voices say, they don't want to make his s/o uncomfortable or anything.
I nspiration - Did their s/o change them somehow, or the other way around? Like trying out new things or helped them overcome personal problems?
Techno definitely had his life lit up, he was getting rather lonely alone in his cottage, but he looked forward to coming home from battles.
J ealousy - Do they get jealous easily? How do they deal with it?
Techno wouldn't get jealous too easily, he knows you love him as much as he does, although he does have times he gets jealous. 
K iss - Are they a good kisser? What was the first kiss like?
I dont think techno would be too good at kissing at first, his first kiss would be with you, very clumsy but he’d learn quick and get good at it.
L ove Confession - How would they confess to their s/o?
Oh god- it was awkward.  Techno has never done this before, what was the proper way? He asked philza’s opinion, and he ended up on your doorstep with a gold bracelet, and asked to court you.
M arriage - Do they want to get married? How do they propose? What would the marriage be like?
Techno would definitely marry you, i feel he’d propose somewhere you were the most happy (like if you liked going adventuring to x) the marriage would be great, although he was always worried about losing you.
N icknames - What do they call their s/o?
Techno would start calling the reader Porkchop! It kinda stuck, i think it would come from phil! And also princess, hes HUGE on princess/prince, because you are one in his eyes!
O n Cloud Nine - What are they like when they are in love? Is it obvious for others? How do they express their feelings?
Its not obvious at all, people were shocked when it came out you were dating, he never really talked about you and you never did PDA, he likes to keep it in private.
P DA - Are they upfront about their relationship? Do they brag with their s/o in front of others? Or are they rather shy to kiss etc. when others are watching?
Techno prefers not to do PDA, but if asked he will confirm hes in a relationship with you, if you really wanted to he’d hold your hand in public.
Q uirk - Some random ability they have that’s beneficial in a relationship.
He’s quite tall! So it makes for great cuddles, that and i feel like he would always have an instinct to trade, just like piglins. So when you got him gifts, he would give plenty of gifts back :)
R omance - How romantic are they? What would they do to make their s/o happy? Cliché or rather creative?
Techno wouldnt be that romantic at first, hes still getting the hang of it, but as time goes on he would be more romantic, he’d be rather creative.
S upport - Are they helping their s/o achieve their goals? Do they believe in them?
Of course! Techno would reassure you and do everything in his power to help achieve your goals.
T hrill - Do they need to try out new things to spice out your relationship? Or do they prefer a certain routine?
He’d be down to try out new things, but he prefers to keep to a certain routine
U nderstanding - How good do they know their partner? Are they empathetic?
He knows you pretty well, and he is empathetic but sometimes you get into fights bc hes a sarcastic asshole and he doesn't seem sarcastic and seems /srs
V alue - How important is the relationship to them? What is it’s worth in comparison to other things in their life?
It means so much to him. Man would be taken back to be executed if it meant your safety
W ild Card - A random Fluff Headcanon.
Techno gets embarrassed by it, but he loves when you scratch the back of his ears, it feels nice! If hes having a rather bad day, you guys will cuddle and you’ll just scratch his ears
X OXO - Are they very affectionate? Do they love to kiss and cuddle?
In private? Fuck yes. Man is rather touchy
Y earning - How will they cope when they’re missing their partner?
Well, hes usually out killing, so killing (get it ig) he’d be kinda urked and you could tell lol
Z eal - Are they willing to go to great lengths for the relationship? If so, what kind of?
Like stated, he’d sacrifice himself for you, he’s hell-bent on keeping you safe, since he's such a big target from everyone.
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isbergillustration · 2 years
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This is a Ghost Story: Part VII
We do a lot of research on ghosts, Ghost and I. Their abilities, the lore. Because it doesn’t seem like becoming one came with any sort of a rule book. Life, I find, generally doesn’t, and evidently that is the case with death as well. There are a few big things that come up again and again, and one of them is the desire to pass on. the idea that there is some task keeping them here, an injustice to put right, some resentment to be avenged.
«Do you want that?» I ask, «to pass on?»
There is a long pause, long enough that I begin to doubt whether they are there at all. But then, where would they have gone?
No
S-c-a-r-e-d-w-h-a-t-i-f-h-e-l-l
«Is that something you believe in? Or did when you were alive?»
The whole room seems to shiver, curtains rustling, loose paper fluttering, cabinet doors shifting half open.
No
N-e-i-t-h-e-r-w-e-r-e-g-h-o-s-t-s
«That’s fair. Not that I want you to go, you’re the best flatmate I’ve had, despite your failure to pitch in with the rent. It just seems to be a culturally pervasive idea. But then, so is ghosts being needlessly aggressive and destructive. Which, I mean, now that I’ve largely switched to plastic and bamboo kitchenware is less of an issue than it was. And now that you’ve agreed to remove the blood messages on your own.»
M-i-s-s-l-i-f-e
I give the approximate place I assume them to be a sad smile. I still can’t see them while talking. It has to be pretty dark for me to see the dark shape with the reflecting eyes, too dark for me to also read the spirit board. So I picture them across from me, on the other side of the coffee table. I even moved the one armchair to that spot, although I doubt spectral people need furniture. It felt rude not to give them the option, though.
«Yeah. I get that. I mean, you’ve been dead longer than you were alive now, right, more or less? That’s weird to think about. That you’d be like my parents’ age or something if you were still alive. Makes it feel weirdly real somehow.»
A-m-r-e-a-l
«No, I know. Sorry.»
D-o-n-t-f-e-e-l-5-6
«Not sure anyone does, really. Most people still feel like a lost twenty something who just got really good at pretending, I think. You only feel old when you’re young.»
D-o-y-o-u
«Yeah. Sometimes. I’m older than you were when you died, you know. I mean, not by much, but- yeah. A little.»
I lean back into the sofa for a moment, sipping my glass of wine. It feels right for what is technically a seance. Most of the conversations I have in my home these days are seances. I keep a lot of candles around, though they aren’t really necessary for ghost. It’s mostly me who feels they add to the atmosphere. Make it feel right somehow. Like the cheap cards for scrying I got. I haven’t looked into a crystal ball yet, but that’s mainly because they’re expensive and heavy and the shipping on them is a nightmare. Besides, getting things sent in from outside the city is a slow process at the best of times. No one day delivery here. Whatever it is that makes this place as fucked up as it is applies to the postal system at least as much as everything else. Which begs the question-
«Do you know why this city is so weird? Can your, uh, ghostly eyes see what’s wrong with it? I mean, I don’t know about any other place that’s uh, that’s quite as weird.»
No
N-o-c-l-u-e-w-e-i-r-d-f-o-r-g-h-o-s-t-s-t-o-o
«Yeah, that tracks, honestly. I’m getting closer to saving up for that spirit box, by the way. It would be nice to hear you speak, if it works.»
B-e-c-a-u-s-e-y-o-u-d-i-d-n-t-u-s-e-t-h-e-i-n-s-u-r-a-n-c-e-m-o-n-e-y-f-o-r-a-c-o-m-p-u-t-e-r-l-i-k-e-y-o-u-s-h-o-u-l-d
«Well, no, but this refurbished one I got for nearly nothing is… fine. Besides, anyone can have a computer. I’d rather have the chance to talk to you. Also, to be fair, a spirit box is cheaper than a laptop.»
B-u-t-l-e-s-s-e-n-t-e-r-t-a-i-n-i-n-g
Ghost figured out recently, before the break in of course, that with a lot of effort they can use my computer. It’s slow and laborious and as I understand it quite exhausting, but they are very excited about the internet, the existence of which they had heard of but not really been able to access before. It helps, they say, talking. Makes them feel more connected to life not only emotionally but also helps them interact with the physical world more easily. Which is quite cool, although their poltergeisting was already quite impressive, I thought. But apparently that’s easier. The spooky stuff comes more naturally, and the being a little more considerate takes more effort.
«Do you think you could possess someone?»
D-o-n-t-k-n-o-w
«Not tried?»
No
«Could be fun. You said you missed, you know, sensory experiences. Which I get. I mean, sometimes ghosts can do that, right, and not just demons?»
W-h-a-t-w-o-u-l-d-i-p-o-s-s-e-s-s
I shrug.
«Me? Be easier with a person who understands and consents, I imagine.»
There is a long silence, and after a while I go over to the kitchenette and fill up my wine glass again. As soon as I sit back down the planchette begins to move. In the beginning i kept writing it down, but by now I find the reading and deciphering where the breaks would og pretty easy and fluent. I guess you get used to most kinds of communication after a while.
Y-o-u-w-o-u-l-d-l-e-t-m-e
«Sure, why not? You seem- well, given your manner of death maybe responsible isn’t the best word, but trustworthy? You scared away robbers for me. You make me get to work on time. You have somewhat questionable taste in TV, but then again so do I, probably, just in a different way. I don’t know. I guess you could make me commit suicide, but then you would have to find a new body. Or you might never give mine back, I suppose that’s a worry. But I don’t thionk you seem like the kind of person who would do that. We don’t even know if that would let you leave your little zone of existence.»
They seem to need a little time to think about that, so I take the opportunity to google a bit about ghost possessions. Usually they seem to be bad things, but usually these accounts are from fiction. Most people’s experiences seem to run more toward having ghosts touch them. We already know they can do that, though. Although it doesn’t feel quite like a human hand. Some people report being certain something was another person until they turned around and realised they were alone, whilst others claim the touch felt cold and unearthly. Ghost leans more towards the latter genre. I don’t know why. I worry whether it would be rude to ask whether it is because by the time they died the skin had more or less melted off their fingers, leaving only a sort of bony claw situation. That might be it. I don’t know what that would feel like, and I can’t imagine asking.
T-h-a-n-k-y-o-u
«Oh, no worries. Do you want me to do some more reasearch into how it works? I know we probably won’t find any very concrete instructions, at least not ones that are real, but hey, it’s worth a try, yeah?»
I-w-o-u-l-d-l-i-k-e-t-o-t-r-y-i-t-y-e-s
«Then I’ll do some reading and we’ll give it a go.»
This, however, turns out to be easier said than done.
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luckyasfuck · 3 years
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maybe i just wanna be yours [k. bakugou]
A CAMBOY AU SERIES - PARTS 1, 2, 3, 4, [5]
pairing // katsuki x female reader
tw // cussing, smut
warnings for this part // oral (m and f recieving), hair pulling, face-fucking, exhibitionist kink, spanking, praise, dacryphilia
theme // enemies to lovers au, camboy!katsu au, college student!katsu and reader au, no quirk au
keys // y/n
words // 1.8k
a/n // IM SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG I DONT DESERVE YALL. pt 6 at 250 likes and 20 reblogs btw!
previous part
y/n has been alone in the library for about an hour now. she didn’t notice katsuki’s absence until she had to change subjects to study, too indulged in the textbook to look up. no messages were given by katsuki about him being late and she grumbled, rolling her eyes. she writes the name of the textbook on top of the page in her notebook and the library door swings open. 
a calm katsuki walks towards her, ash blonde hair kinda messy and his black hoodie all over the place. with an eyeroll, y/n went back to writing on her notebook while handing the textbook she just used to him. “you’re la-”
“why’d you block me?”
the sentence made the girl look at him with a glare. her hand stops writing, her body stiffens and her hands start to sweat. “what the fuck are you talking about?” she avoids his strong gaze, looking back down on her notebook. katsuki fumes at this, pulling out his phone as she started to write again.
the notebook is closed harshly, a phone being slammed down on it as it displayed her account and the block message. she looked up at the fuming boy as he gripped his phone tight, gazing down at her. “none of your fucking business.” she replied, putting the cap on her ballpoint pen. about to glare at him again, a gasp erupts from her throat when he grips the collar of her shirt, pulling her towards him.
“why’d you block me?” katsuki’s breath fanned right on her lips, his eyes locked right into hers. she sends a death glare his way, grabbing his wrist and detaching it from her collar. “it was the right thing to do and you know it.” the blonde rolled his eyes as y/n dusted her shirt off, fixing her collar. “great, now it’s loose.”
heavy steps make the h/c turn her head to the sound, only to be grabbed by the shoulders and sat down harshly. katsuki towered over her, “unblock me now.” 
“i see no reason to.” stray students walked inside the library and y/n is quick to shove katsuki away from her, they chatter and sit on a table near the front. they don’t acknowledge the two students who were here before them as they laughed loudly. 
y/n sighs, mood completely ruined by the dumb blonde and class skippers. speaking of the dumb blonde, he eyes the students as well, dragging a chair and sitting down beside y/n right before she got up to return the textbook. vermillion eyes stare right into her ass before they’re torn away by her voice, “go get a fucking textbook.” 
the math section is where it all goes downhill.
hands show up either side of y/n as she’s reading through the contents of the math book. about to turn around, she stiffens when a warm, sculpted body presses up against her back. 
katsuki’s crotch brushes up against her rump, his pecs right against her back. “what the fuck are you doing?” the pressed up girl returns the textbook to its original place, trying to even out her breaths. the blonde moves back a little, a hand gripping y/n’s shoulders to turn her around. “will you stop pushing me around?! you- mhmp!” 
a pair of lips slams against hers mid-sentence, a tongue instantly prodding against her lips asking for entrance. the hands encaging her roam her body, one staying put on her hips. “don’t you ever shut the fuck up?” katsuki slurred against her lips as y/n put her hands on his chest, “says you.” 
the next thing the blonde knows, he’s pinned to a shelf. the shelf falters slightly but this doesn’t bother y/n, instead she presses herself against him while connecting their lips once again. 
now that was definitely unexpected. 
“you want it or nah?” katsuki pulls away, hands disappearing underneath her shirt. “i’m afraid you’ll be too loud.” he smirked, groping her left boob. “me? too loud?” y/n tilts her head to the side, her hand traveling downwards to squeeze the males evident bulge, making him whine out quietly. “says you.”
“i’ve watched enough of your stupid lives to know how loud you can be.” the students chatter loudly in the distance, making the both of them aware of their presence. for some reason, the librarian wasn’t here to check up on the shelves every now and then. perfect, y/n thought as she got on her knees, grazing her fingernails along the side of katsuki’s bulge. his cock twitches under her palm as he covers his mouth, breathing heavily. 
his cock was pretty. of course, she’d seen it on multiple lives, but seeing it right infront of her, his pink tip leaking and his veins throbbing. it hit different. without warning, her lips encage his cock head, licking at his the pre-cum dripping down his slit. a beautiful moan escapes from katsuki’s parted lips as he threw his head back onto the shelf filled with books. chatter and footsteps approach the both of them, growing louder by the second. 
“hey, sto-” katsuki warns, trying to push the girl away from his cock. the students walk to the section of shelves right behind them, laughing about getting a book named whatever that was. ignoring the statement, y/n pushes his cock deeper into his mouth, hollowing her cheeks and swirling her tongue around. the weight of it felt amazing against her tongue as she slowly fit all of him in, struggling and gagging. she pulls away, a thin string of saliva connects her to his cock. 
“oh don’t stop now.” katsuki glared, grabbing the back of her head and pushing her back. “fucking suck it, so these students right behind us knows whose cock you’re choking on, yeah? it’s my cock.” for reasons unknown, the students behind them didn’t hear a thing, probably too busy being idiots. y/n only nods, continuing her job, stroking the places she can’t reach. “poor girl, you need help?” 
a harsh grip on her hair and she gags audibly again, hoping the idiots behind katsuki didn’t hear it. slowly, he started fucking himself with her mouth, admiring the way she looked up at him, saliva drooling down her jaw and onto the floor. the tip of his cock hits the back of his throat and he groans. “did you hear that?” a slightly muffled voice asks and the laughter and noise ceases. y/n and katsuki’s hearts drop, but she can’t stop now, could she?
with a faster pace, she starts sucking again, looking up at katsuki with a smirk. “we should go check.” they hear and y/n’s heart pace picks up, licking at the prominent vein of the blonde’s cock. “fucking filthy exhibitionist.” he mouths as the group of students start to investigate. right about to catch the dirty doings of the duo, they’re called by the remnants of their friend group to go get food. “too bad,” he threw his head back, hard footsteps and chatter slowly disappearing in the distance until the library door finally closes, leaving the room silent. “they didn’t see me fill your throat with cum.” he says, finally shooting his load into your mouth. 
the library consists now of katsuki’s moans and y/n audibly gagging here and there. “your turn.” the next thing she knew, she was bent over the desk they were studying at. “we were supposed to study, weren’t we? okay.” he let out a deep chuckle, opening the textbook she used to study. “page 357, what is knowledge?” the cold breeze of the air-conditioned library made her shiver as he hoisted her skirt up, groping her ass and thumbing her clit. “i... i haven’t gotten to that page ye-”
spank.
“ow, fuck!” the slap stung, and katsuki chuckled, kneading her ass cheek with the same hand he used to spank it. a thumb grazing the wet patch in her panties. “page 17, what is psychology?” y/n gulps, legs quivering. “scientific study of... of mental process and behavior...” the tension is thick when he doesn’t speak, she tries to look back at him to see what he’s doing only to be cut off by a moan when one of his fingers dig inside her, slowly moving in and out. “the more correct answers you give, the faster i go. the more wrong answers you give, the slower i go. understood?”
“u-understood.”
“page 137, when was behaviorism introduced?” fuck, y/n didn’t like numbers. katsuki stops moving his fingers and she whines, trying to pry her brain for the answer. “1913...?” a sigh leaves her lips when he starts moving again, a little faster now. “good girl.” this went on for ten more questions, her ass stinging, legs giving up, and tears rolling down onto the table. she had already cum twice, mind becoming hazier and hazier with each question. “that’s it baby, one more question. page 270, which theory of abnormal behavior stresses the importance of current experiences and the persons view of themselves?”
y/n felt his cock prodding at her entrance and she whines, thrusting back to try and get it inside of her. katsuki puts the book down, gripping her hips and pinning her wrists above her head. “nope, answer the question first.” he teases, rubbing her slit up and down with his cock. “existential theories.” she answered proudly, a small oh, yes leaving her lips when he slowly bottoms out inside of her. “good girl, you like being fucked out here? when anyone can walk in and see you?” 
the size of his cock was amazing, it felt amazing. the females eyes lull shut, gripping down at the table with her fingers as katsuki picked up his pace, heavy balls slapping her clit with each thrust. y/n can only nod, face contorting in pleasure as skin slapping, her whines and his grunts bounced off the four walls of the library. “good girl.” he says for the millionth time, bending over to give her shoulder blade a kiss. “fuck! g-gonna cum again!” she warns, legs shaking and sobs leaving her lips. 
“so pretty when you cry,” katsuki whines out, thrusts growing sloppier and faster. “so. fucking. p-pretty.” a loud moan escapes both of their lips and his hips stutter, shooting his load inside her. he thrusts a few more times, prolonging their orgasm. soon, he pulls out and they’re both panting. with a swift movement, he spanks her ass one last time before pulling her panties up, keeping his cum inside. 
y/n is still fucked out, drool and tears all over her face as she got up from the table. katsuki grabs a chair and moves it to her, slowly sitting her down. “you hurt anywhere?” he tried to act cool while snatching her phone, offering her his jug. “fuck off, i see you taking my phone. unblock yourself if you want, i don’t plan on watching your stupid lives anyway.” she choked out, wiping the thin layer of sweat on her forehead. katsuki rolls his eyes at this, unblocking himself and unfollowing all the other camboys you had. 
“we’ll see about that, pretty face.”
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cassian, mor and nesta 🙃
Ohhhhh hunni. H U N N I. I really was being nice with my unpopular Mor opinion yesterday because a lot of my thoughts have been said but now the gloves are coming off.
I don’t even think this is that unpopular of an opinion but the vehemence with which I feel that Mor needs to absolutely fucking get her fucking ass the fuck out of Cassian and Nesta’s relationship is beyond caring about the rules.
Point the first, Ms. “My gift is truth” (whatever the fuck that means, it sure isn’t being HONEST WITH PEOPLE), 100% clocked Nessian mate bond in ACOMAF during the whole “I’ll die protecting your people Nesta” scene and basically spent the next several books not wanting Cassian to be with his mate because she was… “mean”.
Point the second, if I have to hear from one more damn anti about that F U C K I N G dress scene in ACOWAR I am going to LOSE MY MIND!!! People be going off saying Nesta’s a slut shamer (the same people who then one book later, yknow, slut shame Nesta for sleeping around despite the fact that Feysand is fucking in the sky and Cassian apparently used to screw people in back alleys behind Rita’s) when literally all she said was that she didn’t like Mor’s dress. They were literally joking about Mor tearing Nesta’s dress off of her while Mor was just grabbing at her.
Point the third, Mor is so “defensive” of Cassian, snapping at Nesta not to talk to him after he’s injured and trying to convince him to let her rot in ACOSF but as a WOMAN who spent the first 17 years of her life UNDER THE CONTROL OF MEN she is completely incapable of maybe seeing how Cassian purposefully goading Nesta, who is a new Fae and terrified that her sister has gone insane. Mor should have told Cassian to leave Nesta alone. Point blank. Yes I love the banter. Yes we all love to read Nessian rip into each other but you CAN NOT HAVE IT BOTH WAYS. Either it is unacceptable that Nesta is “rude” to Cassian (which btw he has NEVER complained about before ACOSF) or it is unacceptable that Cassian literally seeks Nesta out to rile her up because it’s fun.
Cassian is a big boy who likes to play with silver flames and that gets him burned.
Point the fourth, there is literally nothing more fucked up in the series than Mor wanting to throw Nesta in the CON/human lands/prison. As if these people have ANY leg to stand on judging someone for *checks notes* sleeping around, drinking too much, and gambling with Rhys’ money….
Those are literally the IC’s only pastimes.
Comparing Nesta spiraling to the people who PUT NAILS IN MOR’S STOMACH BECAUSE SHE HAD SEX IS ABSOLUTE INSANITY.
Also, a while back I wrote a one shot where Nesta DOES go to the Court of Nightmares and in that I talked about how fucked it is that the IC literally only cares about Velaris and how they think the CON is so horrific but then just… let’s all of the people there suffer??? Like yeah some people are bad but we are supposed to believe that every single person in the history of the CON is evil except for Mor???
And Yknow what I’m going to leave you all with a quote from the description of that one shot because it really sums up all of my feelings:
“How easily this inner circle dismissed people. Judged amd condemned and sentenced them without a second thought. As if shining golden hair and royal blood were required to be a dreamer born into the Court of Nightmares. As if every mutilated female under this cauldron forsaken mountain did not dream of a better life. It was hard to look up at the stars and wish when one had never seen the night sky.”
(The one shot is on A03 and it’s called Nightmare Dressed Like a Daydream for anyone requiring some ANGST that was really my most snapped fanfic moment after that whole *ACOSF* thing happened.)
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