Two dogs with barely any HP harassing top RI operators while they can do nothing but heal themselves: 🤭
Everybody else on the map: 😔 "Too bad we can't go up there."
EX-8 experience is not that bad I mean the RNG that decides whether or not Ya summons dogs or defenders said that every second one should be a defender is a little loco but...
Hey, look out of 27 we have 22, 11 enemies left.
26/27! 8 enemies left!!
27/27, that means 2 enemies are left.
Saria: "Uh, Doctor, it doesn't add up like th-"
Me, the saddest creature you've ever seen slowly turning in her direction: "It doesn't... It never does... It just keeps going. It adds up. It adds up... It adds up hehehehahahahaahah......."
*Lumen puts a blanket over my shoulders and slowly takes me away like a demented old woman.*
Actually, forget that, I wish the funny little gray matter that would be helping with my thought processing didnt look like gum scraped off the bottom of a highschool chair now but instead not only did I spent way too much time and energy into finishing and fine-turning EX-6 CM I just didnt have enough sanity to keep trying EX-8 CM at all.
Dr. Pinkie left the conversation like a wrung out rag, Dr. Kryo finds me pitiful and Dr. Lundi has the best Mlynar in the West and a Ling/Poz, I hope she succeeds soon because time is ticking.
As for me, it's an endless cycle of failure after failure and wondering where did it go wrong. I don't remember which event it was but it also had a -1 condition to its challenge mode and I cried actual tears trying to figure out and time it.
I WILL get these medals or so god help me.
But hey, Chongyue, your payment check for becoming a lead operator and tactical adviser is almost available.
How do you feel about it?
Yeah, I know I'm your life's failure but I'm also your wife failure. That's a win however you look at it.
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you’re laughing. everybody has come back to tumblr bc every other social media site is breaking just as homestuck comes back, david tennant comes back to doctor who, news is conveyed via canon destiel meme, and a show about MCU loki is airing, in a full revival of the 2012 tumblr era, and you’re laughing.
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Tell me why my brain saw 14 and 15 in the tardis together and went “that’s some good cgi” because obviously they’re the same person, the Doctor, so they can’t both actually be in the same room together and it must have been green screened
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whoever told me "hey you should start watching doctor who to feel better after good omens" I just finished doomsday come back I want to talk
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pov pc busts into harper’s office right before his shift ends
total off-mode harper with his coat off and his hair untied....oughhgh
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headcannon: harper smokes sometimes, but only when hes really stressed
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