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my most normal friend shalem

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Sure As Anything, We Are Ready For The Stream

#arknights #arknights anniversary #arkights stream #in 2 days #friendship memes #Panko at it again

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exoticalmonde · 5 days

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exoticalmonde · 6 days

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sightseeing 📸

here's the reference! i believe it's the didgori battle memorial site

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exoticalmonde · 6 days

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HELP I KEEP SEEING THE COMMUNITY GROWING AND I WANTED TO POST SOME OF MY ART AND GET YALLS OPINION ON IT..I tried 😅(ALSO IM EXTREMELY NEW TO THIS)

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exoticalmonde · 6 days

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Hoederer

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exoticalmonde · 6 days

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Eve's Arknights 6 Star Character Tier List

This is so fun to do, I love the tier lists so much.

#arknights #friendship #doctor of ri shenanigans #doctor arknights #memes #tier list #arknights 6 stars #i am not horny you are #created pre-Hoederer #posted post-Hoederer #This has not changed a single bit #Eve is yapping #I love him #my husband my darling my love #this is just how i feel about them #90% of those in I dont even know you are used so I don't cry during CM

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exoticalmonde · 6 days

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Reverse:1999 But I Am Obsessed With The Guys

Kryo wanted to see what my Wildnerness looks like, so here are some SS of it. This is a tiny bit after I realized I could have more people on it and I added 6, 37 and Voyager which... I got her while trying to pull for A Knight. Dikke removed because she is already at 100% and this morning I remember I saw Zima was as well...

Wh-Wait...

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CLICK ARE YOU DROWNING?

Ah, amazing, this is somehow worse than anything I could have imagined. Please be normal and go back to being on the ground you wisp of WWII.

And I remember I took this screenshot because... What if they kiss hm? Did I interrupt anything? The Greek Philosopher and the Manic Scientist are doing something they shouldn't be in the Suitcase hmmm?

Speaking of things that are going to be done illegally, Pavia... What do you want this time?

Shoot.

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Just tell me what it is.

Ah... I mean, considering the current economic crisis, I would think that would be bulle---

You're right Pavia, how could I ever consider it anything else. And you know, the SS I didn't take previously if you calling me an idiot is going to send you directly to detention.

*Raises his Insight immediately after*

Let's see what you have to say when I have your trust raised to max almost...

ARE YOU ACTUALLY IN MY APARTMENT, HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT MY FREEZER WOULD TURN MY ICECREAM SOLID WAIT WAIT WAIT WHAT---

OKAY, anyways, since I am here, might as well listen to the trust voicelines of the other important men in my life, hm?

The little smile, the nod, the squint, I am eating you, Im eating you whole and there will be not a single crumb left of your 'bread', this is devouring and you are a victim.

'Just one more page' and other lies people who like reading books say to themselves.

I'm sure you were, sweetie, let's get you to bed.

Зима can eat out of my hand and I will be ecstatic, anything you like, I will take care of all your pets my sweet, charming Siberian princess.

#reverse: 1999 #R1999 #reverse: 1999 pavia #reverse: 1999 zima #reverse: 1999 6 #reverse: 1999 x #reverse: 1999 click #reverse: 1999 shenaningans #voicelines #new characters #I love them so much #Im glad kryo got me into this gave #Eve is yapping again #friendship #and lies #and history perhaps #I am definitely not looking disrespectfully at your tringle 6

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exoticalmonde · 10 days

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Must be hard to be Neuvillette, the weather's just 24/7 livestreaming his mental breakdowns

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I'm finally on my knees The stupid pride recedes

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It's beddy-bye time but you know I will explode tomorrow, my hands were shaking so much while pulling I miss-clicked everything and accidentally skipped my first 10-pull with him present. I also broke a nail.

Thank you for coming home, Hoederer, and may you come 3 more times so I can max pot you.

#Arknights #Gacha #Arknights pulls #Arknights Hoederer #Hoederer #My sweetest #Im still trembling #My heart hurts #Pinkie said #I quote #“I want to be as obsessive as Lundi but not as maniacal as Eve”

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exoticalmonde · 13 days

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hoederers

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exoticalmonde · 20 days

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I Was a Little Confused...

Pinkie: "Girlie, are you on bath salts?" Me: "I never got the joke with bath salts... Like... Actual salts?" Pinkie: "Yeah, bath salts?" Me: "Like... The water bath salts?" Pinkie: "No." Me: "You're not talking about the salts you put in water right? You mean, like, crystal meth because it looks like bath sal--" Pinkie: "No, actual drugs. The-- Bliss, the Blue Silk, Cloud Nine, Drone, Energy-1, Ivory Wave, Lunar Wave, Meow Meow--" Me: "Are you on Meow Meow right now?" Pinkie: *laughing* "Ocean Burst, Pure Ivory, Purple Wave, Red Dove, Snow Leopard, Stardust, Vanilla Sky, White Dove, White Knight, White Lightning... Those ones."

#friendship #friendship banter #Eve is Yapping #Pinkie knows a little too much #Imagine you ask where they read that #As you are googling it and do not see this list of words on wikipedia #and they respond #'On the internet'#Screaming #Threatening #Pinkie *knife in hand*

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exoticalmonde · 20 days

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The Happenings Of The Week

Wow, who was going to tell me that I never M3d Tequila's skill 2 or was I supposed to find out on my own while checking the stats for characters as I attempt at this absolute terror called Design of Strife (DOS).

Someone out there said 'I want to be part of the trauma that is on Terra' and dear amalgamation of the Sarkaz conscience when I find you--- I DON'T WANT TO BE MEETING ENEMIES AND REENACTING TRUE EVENTS,

DR. KRYO TELL YOUR GIRLFRIEND AND YOUR ADOPTED DAUGHTER TO LEASH THEIR DOG WHAT THE ABSOLUTE HECK

At least one good thing came out of this event arriving and that is - Jessicalter is gone and that means we are 2 weeks away from Hoederer????!!?!?!?!? I AM SO EXCITED AND I STARTED TO CLEAR THE MAIN STORY CHALLENGE MODES with the sanity packs we got

This means you finally get to E2 because it's been a while and I am absolutely sure I'm going to be needing some nasty tanks to be holding the line for me.

Thank you for your service, now you can be equal with your other siblings... or as close as possible considering Chongyue is maxed and Ling is... well... She gets the pretty skins and I need her module right after I deal with Hoederer.

This is what farming all the Chapter 5 challenge modes and H stages (!!!) and the entire EX of Walk in the Dust looks like. I also got the lvl 50 pack of Orundums mmm yummy, that makes 122 pulls for Hedori.

BUT WAIT

SPECTER JUMPSCARE FROM THE 9-HOUR RECRUITMENT????? I FINALLY HAVE HER IT'S BEEN SO LONG HONEY. Not that I don't have the more powerful version being spectalter, but it's nice to have the options. I don't actually know how to handle her, so she's staying in E1 lvl1 hell until I decide otherwise. There's WAY too many guards waiting for my attention right now.

And, okay, listen to me, I swear I have not been doing any pulls after I got SilverAsh, he was a necessity and life has been SO GOOD to me to send me a second one even, but I wanted to check my wishes to see how many 1 pull certs I had and I accidentally pressed to pull instead of cancelling...

I'm not saying that I would have preferred anybody else (like Stainless or Gnosis) but I am saying that I know in Chapter... 11/12 I need Horn a lot and it's so much easier to HorseKnights it if I have the vulpo somewhere safe, even if she's doing barely any damage. She's doing her best for the AOE, that's what matters.

In the meantime, I need Suzuran E2 and I have the chips but I don't have the catalysts... But farming for red tickets is literally a hoax, I refuse to put 36 sanity into nothing.

In any case, I think I'm going to be doing as much of Chapter 6 as my sanity allows. And I'm talking about IRL, not the replenishable one of Arknights.