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fizzyxcustard · 2 years

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Works from my old blog (fizzy-custard) - MASTERLIST

Imagine it is yours and Thorin’s wedding night and you assumed he was sexually experienced but he’s a virgin. (The Hobbit)

Raymond de Merville x Reader request - Raymond is infuriated and appalled at your un-ladylike ways as you are a member of the French royal family. Requested by thorins-magnificent-ass (Pilgrimage)

Raymond de Merville prompt request - You sneak into Raymond’s quarters at nightfall (Pilgrimage)

Raymond de Merville ‘you’re a terrible cook’ prompt request (Pilgrimage)

Imagine you are to be married off to another man but are having a secret love affair with Guy (Robin Hood; Guy of Gisborne)

Imagine Thorin pushing you away because he believes he’s too old for you (The Hobbit)

Imagine going on an undercover mission with John Porter; you are in a secret relationship (Strike Back)

Imagine that you think your body is disgusting, but Thorin reassures you that he loves it. (The Hobbit)

Courting Thorin would include head canon (The Hobbit)

Courting Fili would include head canon (The Hobbit)

Imagine Thorin goes to a prostitute to try and get over his frustration of loving you, but can’t bring himself to be intimate with anyone else (The Hobbit)

Imagine you are the one who gives Raymond his scar (Pilgrimage)

Various sentence prompts for Raymond de Merville x Reader (Pilgrimage - requested by deepestfirefun)

‘You can’t leave yet’ prompt request for Thorin (The Hobbit - requested by sweeticedtea)

‘You’re trembling’ prompt for Thorin (The Hobbit - requested by pixiedurango)

Courting Kili would include head canon (The Hobbit)

Kiss prompt for Thorin (The Hobbit - requested by imusicfreak)

Kiss prompt for Thorin (The Hobbit)

Courting Dwalin would include (The Hobbit)

Various sentence prompts for modern!Raymond de Merville (Pilgrimage - requested by nowiloveandwilllove)

‘Why do I even bother’ prompt for Raymond (Pilgrimage - requested by tendersquishyjaime)

The word ‘coffee’ and John Porter (Strike Back)

The word ‘devil’ and Thorin (The Hobbit - requested by deepestfirefun)

#Masterlist #old works #Thorin Oakenshield #The Hobbit #Dwalin #Richard Armitage #Raymond de Merville #pilgrimage #Kili #John Porter #Strike Back #Guy of Gisborne #Robin Hood

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luna-redamancy · 2 years

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What is the hardest request you ever had to do?

After lonnggg thinking (and even going into my old Wattpad - that’s how I found that series that I did) I’ve decided it is: Fight for My Heart for the lovely @deepestfirefun and the reason it was the hardest for me was because for some reason I just absolutely couldn’t figure out how I wanted it to go.

I had the plot in my brain, I loved the request idea, all was well, I just could not for the life of me get it to come out onto my keyboard. It’s posted now, obviously, and it’s one of my favorites that I’ve ever written, but it was definitely hard to get the story going for some reason.

#asks

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ruthoakenshield · 2 years

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Need some ideas I’m writing for a story set in Middle Earth that involves a prank war amongst the Durins and Fundins and the Company.

What are some awesome pranks that DO NOT involve modern things like plastic or plastic/Saran wrap. I already have:

pranks using glitter on towels and in shower heads.

Waterproofing bar soaps to not suds

Switching salt and sugar in their containers

Emptying/filling a room with furniture

Snap wads under rugs/toilet seats/chair’s feet

Cups of water covering the floor of halls

Scary animal pelts dropping out of closets when opened

Thick yarn wrapped around bed to tie down bedding to bed

Makeup/braiding hair/beard of drunk and passed out person

What other pranks could someone pull like this in a place with no electronic technology and no things like plastic?

@a-hibbity-hobbity @bagginses-and-tooks @crazytxgradstudent @deepestfirefun @demivampirew @fishcustardandclintbarton @fizzyxcustard @kilifiliandthorin @lotrdaily @littlefreya @legolaslovely @modernincorrectlotrhobbit @middleearthstories @mrpuddingston @nuggsmum @nitannichionne @oakenwriter @potatounderthemountain @queen-under-the-mountain @riepu10 @soyeahitsmiddleearth @thorinsmokenshield @writingfortoomanyfandoms @woodlandelfuniverse @xxbyimm

#need help #story prank ideas #prank war #help!!!#got any suggestions?#writing dilemma

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theincaprincess · 3 years

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Take us back again @deepestfirefun 🥺

Had so much fun! Definitely need to do it again when we can!!

#London #Deepestfirefun #theincaprincess #Deepestprincess #Uncle Vanya #Richard Armitage

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riepu10 · 4 years

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Lucas North and Danielle Ortiz Spooks, S09E06, part 1/2 ↳ for @deepestfirefun

#Lucas North #Danielle Ortiz #Spooks #Richard Armitage #Fiona Glascott #deepestfirefun #riepu10 #my Lucas gifs #tw blood #blood

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slothspaghettiwrites · 3 years

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I absolutely LOVE your writing about alpha Thorin and I thought I need to let you know that. How you describe him as an alpha is corrupting my mind in a good way and I surely hope that you continue to do so...I'm on my way to hell because of him and I'm enjoying the ride! Keep up the good work darling!❤️

#sloth asks #deepestfirefun #😭😭😭#alpha!Thorin

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bakerstreethound · 4 years

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Because of an Experiment

Pairing: Sherlock x reader

Warnings: swearing and implied sex.

Summary: Sherlock asks reader to help him with an experiment involving how many orgasms the average female can take

All writings belong to me @bakerstreethound

Word Count: 273

A/N: again, @pandaqueen7799 has tortured me with another scenario so I’m going to blame this inspiration on her. This fic doesn’t go into too much detail about the sex, but the fic begins the morning after. *gif not mine*

Prompts: “You started this horseshit, you don’t get to walk away from it.” and “Watch me.”

Holy shit.

I woke up to a numbing sensation between your legs, hot flashes and images blurring my mind as I almost rolled onto the floor. Sturdy arms reached out, pulling me next to a warm lean chest. I grinned despite the splitting headache.

“I’m going to bet your legs are numb and you passed out over four times,” Sherlock chuckled, his breath hot in my ear.

“I lost the bet, didn’t I?”

“It was an experiment you agreed to.”

I groaned in exasperation, turning to face him, “You’re the one who started this horseshit. You don’t get to walk away from it.”

“Watch me,” he cast a smug grin, ripping the sheets back from the bed, his bare feet not flinching at the cold carpet below. “If you’ll excuse me, I have a very important case to get on with. How about you meet John and I for some chips?”

“You’re such a bastard. You have to finish the bet. It’s totally fine just walk away, unless…” my voice drifted and his eyes snapped, his pupils dilating.

“Unless…”

“You’re the smart one. How many more orgasms? Didn’t you say I could do six more in a row for you?”

Sherlock's smirk widened even further, biting down ever so slightly on his lip. “Only I can ever make those sounds come from those lips of yours.”

“Admit it, you love them, but that still doesn't answer my question,” I grumbled as I too, tossed off the sheets and rummaged through my wardrobe.

“I love you more than that, you know it.”

I rolled my eyes. “Fine chips at three o’clock. Don’t be late.”

@bakerstreethound @disneymarina @sherlocks-mind @cumberbatch-biscuits @destiel1597 @birdiecurry @buckyssoul @cumbergirll @superfandomfeels @spaceyslytherin @julians-chest-hair @livy1391 @pandaqueen7799 @viper-official @madshelily @deepestfirefun

Sherlock tags: @andreasworlsboring101 @a-hoe-for-vanya @fanfictionsilove

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soradragon · 4 years

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Fun meta asks: 2, 4, 6, 15, 18 and 25

What I'm most looking forward to writing in my current project,

Weeeeellll I'm looking most forward into writing a particular scene in my fili x gender neutral post person

The scene is the one where fili is waiting by the entrance of erebor for you to arrive (he really wants to be the first to see you even tho he ain't expecting mail or packages heuheuheu) and kili sees him and starts teasing him about his crush on the reader and will tries so hard to deny it and suddenly reader arrives and goes like ”whats so funny that kili can't keep himself together?” cue fili stuttering and being the flustered dork that he is

My most proud sentence that I've written so far got to be

Dwarfzilla was coming...

I am so proud of thinking this up like I'm bad at thinking of something funny at the drop of a pin but this this just came into my head and I was like yesss

What character do I have the most fun writing,

Until now, I have the most fun with kili and bofur and I have no idea why (I really should make an bofur x reader)

Both. Just both, sometimes titles are easier because plop there they are, sometimes it's summary but both are very hard for me

Sugarly comfort was supposed to be a Leo x reader

Where the beginning with the sensory overload would still be the same but instead of money being in a tree and messaging the reader, the reader heart them jumping to the next building, she follows them and wants to hold a movie night (when movie night that went wrong was mentioned it was a little easter egg to my original idea)

What part of writing is the most fun for me?

It's when I'm in the zone and my fingers move all on its own creating a master piece without thinking about it, I love it, it feels like I'm doing the right thing that everything in me that makes me me has clicked into place.

Thank you for the ask! I loved doing it!!!

#ask soradragon #ask sora #deepestfirefun ask #deepestfirefun #question game

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blankdblank · 1 year

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Copperpot

@deepestfirefun it’s a cute one. :)

@jesevans, @lilith15000, @theincaprincess, @devilishminx328

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Right through the open doors of the royal guard station you stormed without any objection in ample notice from the guards who watched you walk right up to Prince Fili and toss a looped rope over his head. Right over his upper arms the rope was drawn tight and the blonde Prince simply shuffled on his feet to face you in the loop of the row around his middle to be followed by a third around his hips.

Looking down at you while you secured a twist of the line to link the two constricting straps he asked, “Good morning Bunny, why are you tying me up?”

“Because I need to talk to Thorin. But only the royal family can speak to the King without appointment.” Sharply you pulled a second binding line right then moved to drop and loop the rope around his thighs as well still under the watch of his brother, uncle Dwalin and all the forty puzzled but amused guards who had yet to be signaled of any threat by said uncle or brother to the King’s heir.

Kili asked as he watched you begin to form a precise pattern to the knot between the thigh and hip bands. “What knot are you trying to make?”

“Saw Dain use one like this.”

“Oh,” he said with a puzzled nod as you drew another tug of the rope tighter to ready a loop between two folds of the rope against Fili’s hip.

Fili said, “Why are you using Uncle Dain’s knot?”

“Because I want it to look like he did it.”

That had Dwalin chortle in amusement to Fili saying, “Well my elbow is loose.”

Kili lowered to help you, first by securing Fili’s elbow properly, “Oh, take this one. Yup, and loop that here.” Helping you to work the boar’s head knot Dain prized in full amusement, then watched you hoist Fili up over your shoulders.

“Ooh, nice and cozy, no shoulder pressure at all. Very efficient, Bunny.” Fili praised the position he was propped up in and chatted with his brother and uncle, who strolled along as you carried the heir all the way to the throne room between puzzled Dwarves. Including Dain, who saw his prized knot and left his stroll to follow along, wondering when he could have tied up his nephew and not recalled it.

Halfway across the mountain the guards outside the shut double doors hurried to open them as you said, “I need to speak to the King it’s urgent. Just look at the state of his heir.” They both looked in after your group on the continued smooth pace to the throne until they just had to shut them again by traditional distance of guests to gain audience with the King.

Combination of you and the others around you had Thorin clear the room of his Council as you settled Fili down on his feet again. Just leaving Dis on her ceremonial chair at his side as the current Queen Mother beside their mother Diaa and grandmother former Queen Niro’s. Softly he spoke to his brother to have his nose scratched as Thorin asked you sternly, “Bunny. Explain this! Why is my heir in my cousin’s knots?!”

Dain was on the cusp of shrugging to Dis’ glare his way at spoiling their first day to be instructing the royal guard in a decade long bit of training to be ready for their positions later on as they got a bit older to inherit those roles from their uncles Dwalin and Frerin, who remained with the guard on watch expecting to be filled in later by them, but you began to shout. “Because high and mighty Lord Copperpot-!”

“Copperpot,” the boys whispered and snickered at knowing as the others did of who you were talking to amongst the visiting Dwarf Lords from the southern kingdom of Orcarni.

“I can’t move five feet to my left without him barking orders at me! And apparently he’s delegated himself on charge of my rent fees, which apparently to his wisdom is not to come out of my earnings from the contract to win back Erebor or my account in the treasury, so I’m not certain how he intends I’m supposed to be paying my rent! Apparently I’m a golden egg laying goose and I can just drop a gourd sized egg at his feet for the task at my fancy! But now he says I’m five weeks late and I’m to be turned out on Tuesday at 3:15am precisely!

And I said I would take it up with you but he of course felt it necessary to remind me that it is not my place to be speaking with the ruling family without proper appointment, so I made one, five weeks ago, but the walking radish went and bribed the aid to erase my name off the list because only members of high born blood status can request an appointment with the King in the first place. So I have to go back in time and choose high born nobility within a notable clan suitable to your rank apparently and somehow magic myself to being born from them!”

Dwalin’s shoulders were shaking in his fight to not laugh while he hid his face with his hand at the flails of your arms and Inflections of your voice from shrill to authoritative at this five week battle now boiling over. “And I’d have just hidden inside your apartment if I didn’t guess he’d be waiting for me there inside your toilet!” That had Dain chuckle and the women at the glaring King’s sides smirk and smile.

“What else has he done to thwart your daily tasks?” He growled.

“OH!!” You started and that bled into a longer rant of details that ended in your growling, “And I don’t care who his grand mama chose to take to bed to make his daddy but if he puts his finger in my face again we are going to have a diplomatic issue that can be heard by those in the afterlife when I hack off his hand!”

To Thorin’s audible growl of an exhale to keep from racing off the hang the Dwarf Lord in question to Dis’ question of, “He put his finger in your face?”

Sharply in a whisper recreating the point you lifted a finger to hold in the exact spot in your own face, “In my face!” Then you crossed your arms to not start shouting again.

Deeply Thorin drew in a breath and asked, “And who, pray tell, tied up my nephew?”

“Oh I did that.” You said and his brow rose.

Kili nodded with a wide grin, “I showed her the proper knot technique.”

“Not of royal blood.” You explained further and his brow dropped in his look to Dain.

Dis gestured her son’s way asking her cousin, “You did not make that knot?”

Dain answered plainly, “No. I recognized the knot as Fili was being carried by.”

They looked to you again as you said to Dain, “I’m sorry for framing you.”

“You are forgiven. Very well done. I am not certain when they learned to make my signature knot but very well done.”

And you looked to Thorin again as he asked you, “Why tie him up, for one, and two, why use my cousin’s knot?”

“One, he wiggles and you know it. Two because that buys me more time, not just any Ironfoot clan member tying up the Crown Prince but the King himself. Buys me more time to explain because family ties complicate matters.”

Thorin looked at Kili and Dwalin, “And you agreed to this?”

Dwalin answered, “Just walked up and roped him.”

Thorin’s brow rose at Kili who answered, “Seemed important.”

Fili added to that by saying, “Why else would she tie me up if not for something important.”

And the puzzled King flatly said, “I will speak to Lord Copp-“ making his nephews chortle as he caught himself and said the proper Dwarvish name, “And I will see to it his duties keep him far from yours. Thank you for bringing this to my attention, Bunny.”

You nodded and said, “I have to get to work. I will schedule an appointment to see you around I suppose, just have to bribe your aid.” You said making him fight to not smirk as you turned post bow of your head.

Dain said with an amused tone in the lock of Thorin’s eyes upon him, “Take it you turned down King of Orcarni’s daughter for courtship and someone is taking it personally. I will fetch the Copperpot.” Turning mid trade of nods to smirk on the walk behind you to go and fetch the Dwarf surely to be thrown from the highest point possible out of the mountain to walk home in shame should he survive.

Niro asked the boys, “Aren’t you meant to be on instruction of the royal guard about now?”

“Yes!” The boys both said proudly, and Kili said , “Carried him all the way here!”

Fili nodded, “Smooth steady pace without a hobble or stumble!”

Diaa said, “I underestimated her endurance. I’ll sit her closer to us at the banquet tomorrow. Thorin clear a lunch this week.”

“I will.” He hummed to Kili’s move to start untying his brother for an amusing chatter filled walk back to the guard post to pick up where they left off with their morning lesson. Sure to be filled with raucous laughter from Frerin at the unfurled news of how his hopeful future sister in law and Queen to be had impressed the rest of his clan on top of the royal guard and any citizen passed by.

Niro nodded and said, “Bold to go for the heir, normally a sibling is chosen.”

Dis teased, “And here I’ve been wearing my sturdy outer coats all month to no avail.” Making Thorin roll his eyes at the beginnings of their chuckles and shift to bring his notepad closer to record the final list of grievances you had aired so he would not lose track before he reached the end of the list. Stuck adoringly with the hint of a precious half growl you had given off mid shout echoing in his ears.

For the lunch however he surprised you with on that very same day he could only smile brightly as you were left to their sign based tongue after you had squeaked out barely above a whisper, “I lost my voice.” A heart warming start to his full recount of how your bother free morning had gone so far. Ended with him rumbling to you protectively that you would not have another Copperpot incident or instigator again. A series of lunches and brief promised times alone were sealed by your signed promise to not kidnap his heir again and stolen peck you left on his cheek that as you scurried off etched a smile onto his face no one could break.

#Thorin x oc #Thorin #Dwalin #Fili #Kili #Dain #Dis #Diaa and Niro #the Hobbit #lotr #dwarf culture #family ties #budding courtship #protective king

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catthefearless · 1 year

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Sometimes, I swear, his spirit follows me! Random mugs sitting at the check-out area of the store I was in.

@lathalea @deepestfirefun @theincaprincess @september-stardust @ramus-mortium @pixiedurango @fizzyxcustard @cd1242 @abiwim @bellevox @patanghill17 @armitageadoration @blankdblank @tomssweetbouquet @sun-flxwer @calicoskatts @ra-of-light @amarabliss @thorins-magnificent-ass @fandomgalcentral @xxbyimm @shikin83 @replicant1955 @rachel1959 @sherala007 @leah-halliwell92 @ceres27 @notyourmartyr @sweeticedtea @raychellefay @enter-fandom

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fizzyxcustard · 4 years

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How would Thorin react to you, modern girl in Middle-Earth introducing him an umbrella and how it can be very useful when a person wants to be close with someone they like but might be too shy acting upon it straight forward, so the umbrella can be used as a tool to get close and break the ice?

It’s raining, you open your umbrella and beckon him under it to stop his beautiful hair from getting wet. As soon as your bodies are close together, the tension and warmth builds. You both blush, Thorin rubs his neck and you let your glance fall to your feet.

Thorin lifts your chin gently and smiles. He swallows hard, finding some strength. “Thank you,” he says softly. “I hope it rains more often. Your contraption comes very much in handy.”

You giggle, which Thorin finds even more endearing. He can’t help himself and moves in, kissing you so softly at first. But soon you are reacting and kissing back. You want to put your arms around him, touch him. And before you know it, your umbrella has dropped to the ground and begun to blow away.

Rain in pouring on you both, soaking through your clothing, but you don’t care. Your kiss ends and you look at Thorin; your index finger traces a curved line over his top lip. He smiles, so content in the powerful deluge.

#thorin oakenshield #ask #character analysis #imagine #the hobbit #deepestfirefun #reader insert #thorin x you #thorin x reader

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xxbyimm · 4 years

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OC asks: 4, 5, 10, 17, 24, 27, 34, 38, 39, 40, 43, 50, 56, 57, 73...oops that escalated fast xDDDD but have fun!

Omg I almost choked on my chocolate reading this list…! Though I did say I was bored. THANK YOU! <3 Let’s just pick Enya, because Brea has yet to make an entrance on Tumblr. Are you ready?!

What is a noticeable physical attribute of your OC?

I’d say initially her blue eyes, but further along the story she gets marked by lightning and it leaves a Lichtenberg figure on her lower right arm. Go look it up, it’s quite epic!

What does your OC normally wear? What would your OC wear on a special night?

Enya loves corsets and breeches with a tight fit, so she would definitely wear that (probably with a tunic under that corset, because…). At court Thorin would want her to wear dresses (as is custom), but on special nights En will definitely wear a rather risky dress… You know, just to shock and amaze the king. The mere thought will entertain her for days... ;D

What does your OC keep in a special drawer?

Probably some lingerie she took with her from earth. She’s especially fond of her Victoria’s Secret panties and can’t have her One shred them to pieces all the time, thank you very much.

What is your OC’s imagination like?

She is naughty as fuck! Do I really need to say more about that?

Who are the people your OC dislikes/hates?

Simply put: all females who dare to even look at Thorin, but Dolvira and Elmilynn are honorable mentions. Of course she hates Azog and his minions as well. Furthermore I don’t think she likes Thranduil that much…

What are some things your OC admires about his/her soulmate?

Oh… she admires the fact that Thorin has stayed so humble and kind, even after reclaiming his homeland and the vast wealth that came with it. She loves him for his perseverance, his faith. His honor- to always do the right thing… Okay sorry I’m gonna stop her there. She can go on and on…

What is your OC’s dream job and/or current profession?

I have thought about Enya’s profession before she came to middle earth, but I’m still not sure what she’d love to do. I think at the start of her story, she wasn’t sure what to do with her life and was just working someplace to pay her bills. Like at a bar or something. I can totally see her get hammered with some co-workers after a shift.

How does your OC react to and handle stress?

That depends on the situation, but generally she probably first ignores the stressor before acting like a grown dwarrowdam and owning it.

How does your OC handle anger?

Not that well… she will probably shoot some deathly fire bolts (accompanied by vicious curse words) your way if you are stupid enough to ever anger her.

How does your OC handle grief?

We will see that in the next chapters, but I think Enya doesn’t like to show strangers she’s vulnerable. She will sometimes ignore her grief and just work harder instead in an attempt to forget it, or to somehow make it right again. She is prone to cry when she’s finally on her own.

What kind of sense of humor does your OC have?

This girl is hella naughty. She learned the best (or worst) from her favorite nephews, which means her jokes can be incredibly lame. Especially when you give her too much ale to enjoy. ;D

What secrets does your OC have?

Enya doesn’t do secrets. Perhaps there is one, but I can’t tell you about that before I’ve concluded the story…

What are some of your OC’s strengths?

She’s badass. A kind, loving, generous and cheeky fire-witch that I love so much.

What are some of your OC’s weaknesses?

She can be so insecure! Also, her short temper and stubbornness is exhausting sometimes, as are her constant dirty remarks.

What is your OC’s favorite form of entertainment?

Sex! I am sorry, she made me say this.

#oc asks #deepestfirefun #xxbyimm #answered #sister from another mister #enya blueheart #thorin x enya #thorin oakenshield x enya blueheart #thorin oakenshield #the hobbit

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