Oc handing Thorin a pocket sized journal on the Journey filled with affection coupons the day they admit their feelings about him to help break the awkward air between them and his happy but panicking/plotting self.
He flips through reading one hour hand holding, one hour of cuddling, back rub, foot rub, bear hug and others for when they get to a city like making treats for one another.
Thorin flips through it asking, “What is this?”
“A couple coupon book.” He looks up at them from the book, “When you want one you tear out the coupon and give it to me and I’ll give you what it says.”
Immediately he tries to hand the book back and oc asks in a trying to keep calm tone, “You don’t like it?”
“I want all of it.” He replied more curt than he intended and oc can’t help but chuckle.
“Not all at once,” they giggle back, “I’m one person.”
“Hmm,” he says and looks down proceeding to spend the next four hours debating which one he wants to cash in first.
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The bow in his hair and the crown braid can only mean two things:
Girl dad Sauron 🩷
Girl mom Galadriel 👑
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do u think thoschei have gotten free couples counseling coupons from other time lords at every given opportunity cuz they're just so sick of their shit
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the record, staring at me: you know you want me
me:
the record: LIMITED EDITION ORANGE CRUSH VINYL YOU KNOW YOU WANT ME
me: but you're not that great an album and it's not like records are cheap and there's like five other special albums that have my fingers itching
the parental advisory sticker: bitch what about me you know you wanna get one o' mine before actually turning 18. do it now
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theres a large increase of goths and punks at work and the surrounding stores rn and i have never had so many genuinely nice and thoughtful customers in my life
the bring the RECEIPTS when they RETURN STUFF
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It’s time to say goodbye to the giant stack of books that’s been living on my bedroom floor! We’ll be making an expedition to HPB soon so I can treat myself to some belated birthday presents :D
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random weird observation, but how did JoAnn become, like, the darling of yarntok/crafty influencer tok. Like, Michaels who. It's all about getting your craft supplies at JoAnn. is it because everyone "wants" to be a sewist, and even if you don't sew, if you get your craft supplies from JoAnn, you sort of have that. added proximity..
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its funny because when i went to get my free meal the people behind the counter messed up and funded me points because they couldn't remove my order when they accidentally added something so they had to like do something and didnt charge my card and restart the order but whatever they did funded my account enough points to get a free side
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