slothspaghettiwrites
𝕷𝖔𝖛𝖊𝖗, 𝖕𝖑𝖊𝖆𝖘𝖊
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“omg you’re so creative. how do you get your ideas” i hallucinate a single scene in the taco bell drive thru and then spend 13 months trying to write it
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reblog to give a strawberry to the person you reblogged this from
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Some times you see old WIP ideas and really think, why the fuck didn't I write this? 🥴🥴🥴
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Little bit left field this one that I've talked at length about with @howdoyousleep3
But a massive college AU that started out with... *pause for dramatic effect*
Swim Coach!Lloyd Hansen x College Senior!Reader (There were other fun characters *cough* football coach!August Walker who teaches self defense and Women's Studies Professor!Ari *cough* included but Lloyd was the main one I discussed)
It's your last year of classes, and your advisor (who I am imagining as Nick Fowler) tells you have to take a PE class to graduate, a stupid silly credit your degree requires that you missed/forgot about. And the only place available is in Coach Hansen's Advanced Competition Swim course. It's going to be a soft!dark au, aka you don't exactly say no but he is mean and manipulative.
I just have visions of him bending you over a swim block, the grit digging into their swim suit and skin as he fucks you from behind, his whistle dangling right next your face, with in reach of you being able to blow it if you wanted him to stop but you don't.
"You and this fucking lycra, Sunshine. Fowler really must want me to do him a favour."
"Gotta stretch out, Sunny, can't have you cramping on me. Gotta be loose and wet for practice."
"You're going to hold my whistle between those slutty lips and every time you make a sound, I'm going to spank you."
Tags: age gap, soft dark au, college au, imbalance of power, manipulation, slight bullying, dubious consent, teacher/student relationship, improper use of a whistle, ruined kink, the crying kink I can't remember the name of, putting away wet, videoing, blackmail, revenge porn, impact play/punishment
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Imagine dating a big bad monster mobster man who sees you walk by his office door, interrupting his super legal meeting, to call you in so you can sit on his lap and be a part of his world.
He asks for your opinions on deals, listens when you have concerns about a rival family. He wants you to feel important because to him you're the most important being in his life.
And as a treat for being the wonderful, smart, and beautiful partner you are, he bends you over his desk and plows you into next week. 😌✨
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Our fandom forbearers did NOT suffer through Anne Rice, strikethrough, and other bullshit for fucking ACOTAR and Harry Potter fans to fucking ruin it for all of us by selling fanfiction. I am not losing novel length yaoi epics because some of you don't know how to act in fannish spaces and yes I do blame the booktokification of fanfic but I also blame those of you that treat fandom like content to consume and not a community to engage with.
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From the bottom of my heart: im not sorry for anything i put on yalls dash, i am my own target audience and i find my taste immaculate but thank u for witnessing 💕
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hey btw there’s nothing wrong with shipping your ocs with canon characters. or shipping yourself with a canon character. even if you have a crush on the character. you are hurting literally no one. you can do whatever you want. cringe culture is dead
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a list of 100+ buildings to put in your fantasy town
academy
adventurer's guild
alchemist
apiary
apothecary
aquarium
armory
art gallery
bakery
bank
barber
barracks
bathhouse
blacksmith
boathouse
book store
bookbinder
botanical garden
brothel
butcher
carpenter
cartographer
casino
castle
cobbler
coffee shop
council chamber
court house
crypt for the noble family
dentist
distillery
docks
dovecot
dyer
embassy
farmer's market
fighting pit
fishmonger
fortune teller
gallows
gatehouse
general store
graveyard
greenhouses
guard post
guildhall
gymnasium
haberdashery
haunted house
hedge maze
herbalist
hospice
hospital
house for sale
inn
jail
jeweller
leatherworker
library
locksmith
mail courier
manor house
market
mayor's house
monastery
morgue
museum
music shop
observatory
orchard
orphanage
outhouse
paper maker
pawn shop
pet shop
potion shop
potter
printmaker
quest board
residence
restricted zone
sawmill
school
scribe
sewer entrance
sheriff's office
shrine
silversmith
spa
speakeasy
spice merchant
sports stadium
stables
street market
tailor
tannery
tavern
tax collector
tea house
temple
textile shop
theatre
thieves guild
thrift store
tinker's workshop
town crier post
town square
townhall
toy store
trinket shop
warehouse
watchtower
water mill
weaver
well
wind mill
wishing well
wizard tower
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i did not babygirlify that man. look at him. he’s doing it all himself.
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since i fully expect tumblr to monetize booping at a later date like they did with the crabs, here's your reminder to not give them any fucking money until they get their asses in gear and not only address but fix their moderation policies surrounding racism and transmisogyny and bigotry in general
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“Nobody’s going to want to sit on high-speed rail for fifteen hours to get from New York City to LA.”
Me. I will sit on high-speed rail for fifteen hours. I’ll sit on it for days. I’ll write and read and nap and eat and then do it all over again. I’ll stare out the windows and see America from ground level and not have to drive. I’ll see the Rockies and the deserts and cornfields and the Mississippi River and your house and yours and yours too. I’ll make up stories in my head about the small towns I see as we go along. I’ll see the states I’ve yet to see because driving or flying there is a fucking slog and expensive to boot. I’ll enjoy the ride as much as the destination. And then I’ll do it all over again to come the fuck home.
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the leftism leaving people's bodies when you tell them making fun of someone's appearance is always objectively scummy even if the person they're making fun of is bad
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