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keciga05 · 8 months
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Cowboy destiel wahoo
Fuck it im posting this mighty awful thing cause i came across a tombstone edit and it was the last nail in this fucjed up coffin
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samsrowena · 2 years
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↳ spn 14x14 // dean "requested" by @memories
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casmybelovedass · 1 year
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Besties we were just having breakfast and suddenly he's wearing a cowboy hat and I'm fucking him against the counter WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED
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tippitv · 1 year
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There should’ve been a Supernatural episode where tumblr pornbots are actually created by a demonic force that the Winchesters have to fight.
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“Just feels wrong,” Dean would say, grumpily. “How can sexiness be evil?”
“Because it’s not about sexiness,” Sam would explain. “It’s about twisted capitalism and demons.”
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caibotsforthelot · 4 months
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Recommended Bot of the Day
Dean Winchester - Supernatural - created by rbkhai
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😶 i am GOD 👁
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💌 watching the fall of human civilisation 👁️‍🗨️ 💌
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anyone else notice how the winchesters is recreating episodes from supernatural? almost as if whoever telling the story can only draw on personal experiences
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scottstiles · 1 year
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STILL PALPITATING SEND HELP
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deangirldisease · 2 years
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hey did you guys hear dean won the babygirl awards twitter poll
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mcchipisfried · 1 year
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Thank you to all the porn bots that follow me. Y'all make still having my tumblr worth it
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pornographic bots have arranged surveillance of me and have reached a new level of setting traps this time they put Dean Winchester on their profile pictures but inside it's more like a magazine under Dean's bed know bitches you won't get me I'll never fall for this bait again
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janedoeremi · 1 year
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Tumblr Memes of 2023
January: Polls, Bug Race, Tumblr Sexyman Round 2, No Fly List Leak
February: Vanilla Extract, Tumblr Sexywoman Polls, Homestuck Fandom Commiting Voter Fraud, Miette decimating Todoroki in Blorbo Polls, Just so many polls
March: Dean Winchester and his Time Traveling Impala in The Winchesters, Celebrating Ides of March a week early, March 14th: The Day Krabs Fries, Ides of March, Autism Swag Poll, Ultimate Cat Girl (Gender Neutral) Poll, Putin having a warrent for his arrest, The Bots returned with a vengance
April: April Fools Day, Sonic the Hedgehog died, Trumps arrest, Barbie Arresting Trump, Everyone getting a Barbie description, Poll with Nina Tucker and Alexander needs them to tie to move on together, hyperspecific polls, Misha Collins assigned Bisexual by the WB, Elon Musk being the victim of Murphy's Law, It's gonna be May
May: Dracula Daily cast is stuck in a time loop, Trigun stan causes book: This Is How You Lose the Time War to become a bestseller, whatever the fuck happened with Eurovision, TOTK releases and gave us our feral Link back, Barbie and Ken arrested template.
June: Pride month, Across the Spiderverse... just all of it, trump getting arrested...again, The Great Reddit Migration & r/196, Horse Race, Meows Morales, The week long Titanic Oceangate Iron Lung Clusterfuck, Destial 'i love you' news meme trends at least 4 different times for different reasons, Papyrus says fuck day
July: Twitter post rationing causing Tumblr Migration 2: Electric Boogaloo, ao3 went down for 2 days, ao3 readers debating on going back to wattpad/ff.net, Barbieheimer double feature, Tree Law invoked, Elon renamed Twitter to X
August: Tiktok trying and failing to make their own Goncharov: Zepotha, Destiel confirmed canon again by not-so-rouge translator, Riverdale polycule finale, Trump mugshot, One Piece Live Action Pirate-Clown annoys Tumblr users
September: Mole Interest, Ice King became a Tumblr Sexyman again, 21st of September.
October: Spooky month, Merlin Twitter updates for first time in years to show streaming options confusing fans, The Amazing Digital Circus and Nerdy Prudes Must Die both trend for a week straight, trying to insert Markipler into the FNAF Movie
November: Nov. 5th 3rd year anniversary, Zach and Cody get their dinner reservation after 15 years. Goncharovs 1st 50th anniversary.
December: Gavle Goat being devoured by Jackdaws, Hbomberguy lives up to his name and nukes James Somerton's plagerism ridden channel, Its Dec 10th, We're gonna have to kill this guy template, almost Christmas, one more sleep til Christmas (screams internally), Halloween trends on Christmas Eve
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caspsfang · 5 months
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sam [ WINCHESTER ] ▬▬▬▬ ❝ It doesn't matter who you are, it only matters what you do . ❞
[ WARNING(S) ¿ ] bot!sam, ftm!sam, marking, amab reader, squirting, reversed cowgirl, car sex, semi-public sex, breeding kink, exhibitionism kink, multiple orgasms, creampie, not proof read - short .
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How'd you end up in this current situation? You've got no idea. One minute you're on the way back to the motel to meet Dean with Sam. And the next.. You have Sam WINCHESTER bouncing on your cock like a mad man, car shaking harshly.
His Back was facing you, but by the way he sounded you could definitely figure out what his face looked like right now. His hands on the dashboard holding him up, the street lights on the dark road shining on you both.
Sam WINCHESTER who's moans were so loud you didn't even hear the first few times Dean called your phone, millions of texts being sent after each call asking if you two were okay, alive.
Sam WINCHESTER, the 'quiet but smart brother' wasn't any of those as of right now. Sam couldn't even form a from how hard he was being fucked, pussy squeezing around your fat cock occasionally. Moaning so loud that it's practically like screaming, his throat burning from such.
Sam lost count of how long you've been going at since his 4th orgasm, Pussy fluttering as he squirted again. Body convulsing as waves of pleasure hit him, begging you to cum inside of him again as he felt your cock twitch inside his cunt.
Sam WINCHESTER, a man of few words, but not currently, begging you to fill him between moans and whimpers falling from his mouth, hands gripping the dashboard so tight his knuckles turn white.
Sighing in relief as he felt your hot seed filling him again, wet squelching sounds filling the car, his moans getting higher pitched as you snaked your hand around him, fingers roughly circling his clit. Pushing him over the edge again, body shivering from pleasure.
Sam WINCHESTER who looks more than satisfied as you two finally drive back, tiredly smiling as he fell asleep in the passenger seat from exhaustion, listening in on your conversation with Dean on the phone, making up every excuse possible.
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@caspsfang , do not repost nor copy .
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can you believe that jensen ackles died huh???? that is so dead
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deancasbigbang · 9 months
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Title: Michael Singer & the Heroic Happily Ever After
Author: darcydelaney
Artist: Marvfortytwo
Rating: Mature
Pairings: Dean/Castiel
Length: 27000
Warnings: No archive warnings apply
Tags: The Lost City movie AU, writer Castiel, cover model Dean, Castiel POV, thinly veiled bitterness over finale, there was only one hammock, happy ending
Posting Date: October 19, 2023
Summary: When struggling writer Castiel Novak’s father disappears, Castiel inherits his cult classic “Michael Singer” book series. Following a disastrous first panel of a new book tour with Dean Winchester, the series’ cover model (and big-time fan of both the books and, well, Castiel himself), Castiel decides that he’s going to end the series by killing off the title character, much to Dean’s dismay.  Shortly after said panel, Castiel is kidnapped by Arthur Ketch, who has discovered that Castiel’s father had been using real supernatural folklore in his book series, and wants Castiel to help him figure out the spell for eternal life by using his father’s work. Dean sets out on a mission to rescue Castiel, win his heart, and maybe even save his favorite book series in the process.
Excerpt: To Castiel’s surprise, he’s already got a few hundred followers. He taps over to the list of the four accounts he’s following: his agent, Angel of Thursday Publishing, what appears to be a bot devoted to posting snippets of his father’s previous books, and— “Dean Winchester, keep that wig on your head before I staple it there.” Castiel looks up to see the series’ cover model standing in the doorway of the hotel suite, dressed in well-fitting jeans—too well-fitting, if Castiel is being honest—and a forest green henley, a long blonde wig clutched in one hand. His breath catches in his throat. Castiel has to give Angel of Thursday credit: aside from his hair, Dean is a picture-perfect depiction of Michael Singer, the lead character in his Michael Singer series. Well, not really his, he supposes; it’s his father’s, but just like his beat-up gold Lincoln Continental, the ramshackle house that’s seen better days, and the frankly incredible amount of debt racked up from self-medication, takeout, and failed writing fellowship application fees, his father had passed it on to Castiel before promptly dropping off the face of the earth. Following the adventures of Michael through all things haunted and heroic as he fights against supernatural malpractice and devastation, Michael Singer began as a way for Castiel’s father to pass the time when Castiel was an infant. He’d pour himself a cup of coffee, plop Castiel down on his knee, and bounce him up and down as he wrote, all while simultaneously dragging Michael to hell and back—more often than not, literally. “It’s itchy and it makes me look like a fucking Hemsworth,” Dean grumbles, tossing the wig to the side and dropping down onto the couch in Castiel’s suite. “Hey, Cas.” “H-hello, Dean.” Dean looks at him, mouth twisted into a crooked little grin, and winks. “There’s nothing wrong with looking like a Hemsworth, sweetie,” Anael says. Castiel would never say it aloud, but Dean looks better than a Hemsworth, with or without the absurd wig he’s been forced to wear. In Castiel’s opinion, Dean’s always looked better than a Hemsworth, ever since he’d first been hired as the Michael Singer cover model.  With a jaw that has Castiel’s gut doing somersaults and strong, broad shoulders that pair perfectly with a slim waist, as well as striking green eyes that can convey entire sentences, if not paragraphs, in a single expression, Dean Winchester must have been born to one day grace the cover of supernatural romance novels. He fits right in among the dramatic, stock-photo backgrounds and large, golden typeset of the titles on each cover, but now that Castiel’s in charge of Michael and his looks, maybe he could throw Dean a metaphorical bone. Maybe he could make it canon that Michael gets a much more practical haircut for monster hunting; surely that would give Dean a break (and hopefully put Castiel in his good graces).
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teamthunderdome · 6 days
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TEAM THUNDERDOME.
TWO TEAMS ENTER. TUMBLR VOTES. ONE TEAM LEAVES. TRIAL BY COMBAT. TO THE DEATH. VICTORY OR SOVNGARDE.
The Rules:
Fights will occur over the course of ONE WEEK, quarter 1 begins JUNE 1ST, 2024 at 12:00 AM MIDNIGHT EDT (UTC-04:00).
Multiple fights happen across one week.
ONLY 3 to 4 team members per team. 2 is too few, 5 is almost cheating. If a team has more than 4 members, some will have to wait in the stands (looking at you, Scooby-Doo and Tally Hall).
Tumblr poll will determine the winner of an individual fight via emotional support and gracious cookie donations.
Majority Wins. Whether or not a team would canonically win or lose the fight does not matter, only the number of votes.
Single Elimination.
Outside of the rules listed above, anything goes. Reblog a fight to get your friends on your side.
Propaganda is fair game. If you know perhaps a little too much about one of the teams and want to explain why your team should win, please submit an in-depth propaganda post to the blog homepage.
Spread the word! Your favorite might win! (Or not! I just run this thing!)
Lasko Wind Machine
All 64 Teams Competing (In random order - will NOT reflect the final bracket):
Team WINCHESTER (Sam, Dean, Castiel, Crowley)
Team FORTRESS (Heavy, Medic, Engineer, Soldier)
Team AIONIOS (Noah, Lanz, Eunie, Riku)
Team GONDOR (Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, Gandalf)
Team TWILIGHT (Jacob, Edward, Bella)
Team STAR WARS (Han, Luke, Leia, Chewbacca)
Team NARUTO (Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura)
Team SHREK (Shrek, Fiona, Donkey, Puss In Boots) (As portrayed at the end of Shrek 2)
Team OF LIGHT (Jonathan Harker, Jack Seward, Quincey Morris, Abraham Van Helsing)
Team PERSONA (Makoto Yuki, Kotone Shiomi, Yu Narukami, Ren Mamamiya)
Team HOMESTUCK (John, Jade, Rose, Dave)
Team MUSKETEERS (Athos, Porthos, Aramis, D'Artagnan)
Team HERCULES (Hercules, Iolaus, Salmoneus, Autolycus) (The Legendary Journeys, Hercules as portrayed by Kevin Sorbo)
Team PUYO PUYO (Ringo, Arle, Amitie, Lemres)
Team BAKUGO (Bakugo, Mina, Denki, Eijirou)
Team WIGGLES (Jeff, Anthony, Murray, Greg) (as originally formed)
Team GRYFFINDOR (Harry, Ron, Hermione)
Team COOL RUNNINGS (Derice Bannock, Junior Bevil, Sanka Coffie, Yul Brenner)
Team AEGIS (Rex, Pyra, Mythra) (all other party members excluded due to Blades and their pesky "friendships" binding them to their users)
Team RHYTHM THIEF (Raphael, Fondue, Marie, Charlie) (what a cute doggy :3)
Team MYSTERY INC (Fred, Shaggy, Velma, Daphne) (sorry no pets allowed)
Team DEKU (Izuku, Tsuyu, Ochako, Shouto)
Team KRISPIES (Snap, Crackle, Pop)
Team ELITE BEAT (Agent Spin, Agent J, Agent Chieftain, Agent Starr)
Team JIGSAW (Kramer, Young, Hoffman, Gordon)
Team UMIZOOMI (Milli, Geo, Bot)
Team TRIFORCE (Link, Zelda, Groose) (Skyward Sword variants)
Team LAYTON (Layton, Luke, Emmy) (Pre-Azran Legacy)
Team SONIC (Sonic, Knuckles, Tails)
Team ASKR (Alfonse, Anna, Sharena)
Team TARDIS (The Doctor, Amy, Rory, River)
Team WOOHP (Sam, Alex, Clover)
Team KEYBLADE (Sora, Donald, Goofy)
Team 1908 THOMAS FLYER (Montague Roberts, George Schuster, Hans Hendrik Hansen, George MacAdam)
Team BIONIS (Shulk, Reyn, Dunban, Sharla)
Team DARK (Shadow, Rouge, Omega) (Ultimate Life Form status tenuous)
Team OOO (Finn, Jake, Princess Bubblegum, BMO)
Team TALLY HALL (Rob, Zubin, Andrew, Joe) (Ross excluded - he's just a drummer)
Team DOODLEBOPS (Deedee, Roonie, Moe)
Team SCIENCE (Gordon, Tommy, Bubby, Dr. Coomer)
Team POWERPUFF (Blossom, Buttercup, Bubbles)
Team INCONCEIVABLE (Inigo, Fezzik, Vizzini)
Team METROCITY (Megamind, Metro Man, Roxanne, Minion)
Team WONDER PETS (Linny, Tuck, Ming Ming)
Team REGULAR (Mordecai, Rigby, Muscle Man, Skips)
Team PILLAR MEN (Santana, Wham, ACDC, Kars) (Ultimate Life Form status tenuous)
Team BEATLES (John, Paul, George, Ringo)
Team SMILING FRIENDS (Pim, Charlie, Glep, Alan)
Team ROTTEN (Robbie, Tobby, Bobby, Flobby) (Ultimate Life Form status confirmed)
Team KRUSTY KRAB (SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, Mr. Krabs)
Team VOCALOID (Hatsune Miku, Kagamine Len, Kagamine Rin)
Team GARFIELD (Garfield, Jon, Odie, Liz)
Team POOH (Pooh, Piglet, Eeyore, Christopher Robin)
Team AVALANCHE (Cloud, Tifa, Aerith, Barrett)
Team LOONEY (Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Porky Pig, Michael Jordan)
Team GHOSTS (Blinky, Pinky, Inky, Clyde) (freshly dead)
Team ROCKMAN (Rock, Roll, Blues, Bass)
Team MARIO (Mario, Luigi, Wario, Waluigi)
Team WRIGHT (Phoenix, Apollo, Athena, Trucy) (as seen in Dual Destinies)
Team SHERLOCK (Sherlock, John, Mycroft) (Brigandorf Crimplesnart's depiction of Sherlock)
Team MASH (Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce, BJ Hunnicutt, Charles Emerson Winchester III)
Team RWBY (Ruby, Weiss, Yang, Blake)
Team CHANNEL 5 (Ulala, Space Michael, Jaguar, Pudding)
Team FANBOY (Fanboy, Chum Chum, Kyle)
GOOD LUCK!!!
(you're gonna need it)
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