POV: you're Sokka and you're desperately trying to get to know the cute emo linecook from the restaurant next door but whenever he's on smokebreak his greasy stoner boyfriend is also there.

new colorfes cards made me rise from the dead, I give art of gay people as offerings

statement of jonathon sims, regarding a childhood encounter with a book formerly possessed by jurgen leitner

the oppenheimer poster bugs me every single time i see it

One of my favorite tropes in bkdk plays into the fact that Izuku is, first and foremost, a goddamn otaku.

And this isn't focused on his nerding out over any and all Dynamight merchandise (though that is part of it), but that Izuku is a socially awkward clueless MESS who inwardly cheered the first time he spoke to a girl on the phone.

Izuku has no clue what he's doing when it comes to romance. He's gonna stutter and fumble over everything. He's going to miss so many cues. He's gonna be panicking at 2am to Kaminari and Kirishima, over whether or not Kacchan would appreciate a bouquet of flowers. He's going to end up giving Kacchan a lego bouquet instead. He's gonna feel like a perv anytime his thoughts turn anywhere slightly indecent towards Kacchan. He'll be even more enthralled by Kacchan than ever before. He's going to think a Matrix movie marathon counts as a date (to his luck, with Kacchan, it will.) He's going to inadvertently do the most heart-felt, romantic, suave things when he's not even trying.

Look. Basically he is just going to be like every graceless but well-intentioned nerdy boy in his first relationship. And to his saving grace, he'll be dating a boy just as socially awkward as him - but in a different flavor.

"you're better at this than me. you just are." "he isn't that way. he's better than that."

"you make me better at this." "you make me better at this."

going to come out and say it i dont think louie and olimar are either romance coded or father son coded. both are wrong and i am always right and i say queerplatonic friendship. LISTEN TO ME. listen to me ok. do you understand my vision.

and this trend persisted until the i (the artist) died. the end.

in the mood for a modern au. banishing them to Community Theatre.

bbc ghosts without faces - s1e1 "who do you think you are?"

[ID: a twitter thread with the names edited. Kravitz posts a picture of a gray cat, captioned: "My cat I named him Jonson".

Merle replies, with lots of typos: "R u srs... hi jonson... why isn't he reacting when i say his name? You lied to me you're like all the others".

Kravitz replies: "I think he is a picture. (blue heart emoji)." End ID.]

S11 au where the ppl of the never realm are so scared of the Ice Emperor because they believe hes a dragon thats taken human form

I don't think Willow and Hunter start dating immediately after the events of W&D. They know they're something and they're both open to exploring that when they're ready. But they also agree that it would be in their best interest to adjust to their new normal and do some soul searching before they make themselves an official item. They don't consider themselves dating but they don't consider themselves single either. And the way the two of them approach their feelings for each other in this murky limbo state is vastly different for both of them.

Like if somebody asks Willow if she's in love with Hunter, it's like

Willow: Am I in-...? Well, it's...complicated. It's a very complicated situation we're in and I don't want to make any bold decisions right away. Do I love him as a friend? Of course I do. Am I physically attracted to him? Yes, but hormones don't mean love. Am I also emotionally attracted to him? Yes, but a crush isn't love. Do all of these things at once equate to being in love? Well, that seems like the kind of question that would keep a very nervous very scared person lying awake all night. Good thing that's not me, haha. It's not like I'm scared to be in love and I'm subconsciously avoiding confronting the fact that I am. I just believe in staying rational and analyzing your emotions so you don't get too reckless and dive into things without thinking. You'll hurt yourself. I've heard that's it's really easy to hurt yourself when you're in love. You see it's...we...Hunter and I met at a really crazy time, when I was just starting to become the witch I want to be. And then everything got so much crazier and we were confused and scared and it was hard to think about who you wanted to be when you weren't where you wanted to be. So now we're home. And finally, we have the chance to figure ourselves out. And that's exactly what we're gonna do. I want to be with him...eventually. When we're ready. I like him and I want to kiss him but I'm not in love with him. I'm totally not.

Meanwhile, on the other side of Bonesborough

Del: Willow seems like a nice girl.

Hunter: Yeah. I'm in love with her.

rywd au where orla runs a denny’s

jax runs the front register royal is a server and the merc is the feral line cook that stays in the back and makes the best food you’ll ever have in your life and orla only lets them out of the kitchen on very special occasions (customer was exceedingly rude to royal) and corporate thinks orla fired the merc a long time ago but bloodlust be damned that gremlin can work a grill so she just keeps rehiring them under different names

moments that made me want to scream except i was also in public