Chapter 5 of Intervention is now up! and this time it has ART. @skeltrr provided the perfect lines for me to slather my colors onto ❤️

read it here!

content warnings for: emetophobia (vomiting) and graphic descriptions of drug use, bullet removal and wound care

malls get crazy around the holidays, huh?

being a did system is fine, until the gayest dude in the world takes over your life for 11 years and fixes things for you. except, he jacks your style and now you're a bit of a cowboy? it's a bit of a hassle

yaoi

im thinking more. i really enjoy DID headcanons applied to characters with several Interations or Splinters of themselves or what have you. thinking about the few dirk and dave posts ive seen. that would be a very Situation id like to stick dude into. havent thought so much about the LORE ofnit. thats something i ENJOY in regards to anything but.. i like thinking about dynamics.. idk.

i think theyre all decently impulsive. not a great influence. just to varying degrees. little violent i feel itd be wrong to take a dude and strip him of that just because he fills a different role. 4? one of the most responsible ones when it comes to external affairs. quick gigs they pick up. short term jobs. he gets frontstuck for a few weeks and lands them a shit job but its one that he can do. hes alright at it. maybe a line cook or some night stocking position at a corner store.. small grocer.. and then hes suddenly booted. finally kicks back into front not too long after in the middle of them leaving some dirty club in the dead of night when they SHOULD br working, feeling worse for wear, with a wad of cash in their back pocket. and hes just lost. soo fucking confused.

3's forte is external relations. hes the most friendly and sociable and can handle relationships better than the rest of him but with more important responsibilites like holding down their job or remembering to feed themselves.. not so much. he'll drink and snack. but nothing substantial. hes out and short bursts because physically? he is not the best for them. hes not a bad guy though. often forces himself in front of the others when he feels his TALKING SKILLS are the MOST NEEDED. either kicking someone out entirely or being a masssiiiive influence. i feel like he and 4 would blur together the most if they were at like.. work for example. because conversations with coworkers are unavoidable. but when 3 becomes the Majority you can tell their performance starts to drop a little. hes. enthusiastic. gazes lovingly at him

1 would nottt be allowed out very often i feel. out of all of the dude hes like THE primary holder of their ptsd . maaajor paranoia. they all get a little of it obviously but its the worst when it comes to him and hes never really learned how to handle it. if he DOES come out he locks them up for days on end. very much a recluse, and if for WHATEVER reason he creeps out when theyre not at home he'll either ditch or hurry up and finish their errands then make a b-line for the house. lock up. door crammed under the handlr, then locks himself in their room and probably relapses. i feel like hes a heavy age slider and when he breaks down like that he often regressed. 8-10ish maybe? and just. refuses to take care of himself. in one hand on purpose, spiteful? feeling like its deserved? and on the other hes in such a bad place that he just cannot get the body to move. 3 and 4 will take turns taking care of him and the body during times like this. 2 is conflicted. Hates this from themselves, a little disgusted and pities him as well and it PISSED HIM OFF. he totally avoids 1 when he gets like this. and is at most passively antagonistic to him when hes NOT little and breaking down. he doesnt want to acknowledge their 'faults' this hard.

English added by me :)

need to share an experience i had 30 minutes ago

(edit: thanks to @walks-the-ages for providing and reminding me to put alt text, sorry it slips my mind alot lol)

best description of morgan spurlock's legacy ever

a lot of older norms for internet and site etiquette are shit but you know what was good that we need to bring back? lurking. you need to lurk moar

NEVER ask FNAF Vanny about her past…

Prompt:

Jason insists on being the bait for a joint mission with the Bats. But the moment he starts “screaming” during the interrogation process, Batman calls the whole thing off and smashes right through the window and into the first thug.

Absolutely nobody is surprised by this development. Except Jason.

drew up a pretty quick design for a harengon swarmkeeper ranger/rogue for a oneshot i'm playing this weekend ♡ their name is fennel and they go by fenn (they think it sounds much cooler)

PSA: tomatoes are not spicy. Tomatoes and tomato products should not be spicy. Pizza sauce isn't inherently spicy. Tomato-based pasta sauce is not spicy. Ketchup is NOT spicy.

If tomatoes are spicy, you have an allergy to tomatoes.

This announcement brought to you by my almost 29-year-old husband learning for the first time in his 2.8 decades of putting food products into his mouth that spaghetti and saucy pizza aren't spicy foods

You’re gonna get what you deserve.

okay so i got a tinyass sketchbook yesterday that’s about the size of my palm. and i drew in it. i actually prefer traditional art over digital.. but don’t tell anyone that.

more art under the cut!

just some test doodles lol. i love red/p1. he’s so funny to me in my head. y u heff to be mad? is only game

He floats through the air with the greatest of ease...

i thiiiiink. system dude will be the only thing i ever think about for the rest of my life and thats fine.

i know for a fact 3 and 4 are married internally. 3 proposed of course. before this though he took a little bit of their savings and splurged on a cheap little second hand ring..its nothing fancy, just a shiny band, but it means the worlllld to him. he has to be near physically restrained from fronting if someone external asks about it because not only will he blow their cover. he wont shut the hell up (loving).

out of everyone i think they have the most clearly defined relationship..the others are..just around..theres obviously the paternal feelings they have for 1, which are. semi reciprocated?? he allows himself to be taken care of but as much as he’d probably benefit from it its really painful to acknowledge any kind of parental figure for himself. . unrelated from this. i will always stand by the fact that 2 and BD have some weird as hell kind of toxic hatelove kismesistude shit going on i will DIE on this hill. they loathe each other. but wouldnt ever think of separating. theyre nothing.....official...just a specific dynamic. that i feel like 2 is the most possessive over. hes a little freak.

external relations are nearly nonexistant..life with the bitch was constant walking-on-eggshells trying desperately to mask in front of her... i think out of everyone . if he existed at the time i cant decide. ward would have hosted or at least fronted the most while they were married? im thinking about the movie and how thats the most we see of them outside that one paradise lost bossfight and the ends of each day in 2. hes a sad guy. wants to love his wife. be a family man. a good husband. whatever. but it is just sooooo hard.

besides her.. i think theyd have a decent relationship with uncle dave.. he was one of the few family members that he actually HAD a relationship with, let alone it being a good one. despite his occasional insistence that the Dude join his religion (i feel like hes more movie-dave attitude about it than game-dave) he really cares for his nephew and hes not shy about showing it. hes totally unaware of the whole plurality thing but i think hes at least somewhat aware that dude isnt 100% ok. he was like. the only family member present that was aware of how shitty his parents were, of course he wouldnt come out of that unscathed. he helps where he can. he luvs this kid.

Twitter is dragging him by the hair rn guys he went completely mask off