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#my art#dc comics#wip#my universe#the ventriloquist#clock king#calender girl#calender man#professor pyg#cluemaster#lock up#deathstroke#solomon grundy#cryonic man#the baffler
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FORGOTTEN
#batober 2023#pierre auguste renoir#tiger shark#doctor gaige#mirage#kerry astin#black spider#eric needham#zodiac master#cryonic man#batober#batman villains#under the arbor
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#justice league#justice league adventures#dcau#dc villains#mr. freeze#minister blizzard#icicle#killer frost#snowman#captain cold#cryonic man#polar lord#dc comics#00s comics
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Do you think Cryonic Man is pissed that Mr Freeze stole his backstory and motivation to become more interesting?
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I'm sorry guy but you are just Mr Freeze.
wait does this predate the animated series?
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Adventures of Sherlock Holmes except it's a modern college au. John Watson is a medical student. Sherlock is a forensics major, but occasionally sneaks up to the cryonics facility to beat corpses. They used to share a dorm room but the college kicked them out because Sherlock kept conducting explosive experiments in the room. They now share a flat, begrudgingly. Watson keeps having to tiptoe around the flat because Sherlock has a million-dollar worth Stradivarius lying around under hordes of paper on the floor. John tries to stray Sherlock away from his caffeine addiction, and fails. Sherlock once tempted John to steal the local resident skull from the lab in order to help him get over breaking up with Mary Morstan. The professor who owned the skull is still trying to find it. Sherlock usually bribes Lestrade (police-in-training) so he can sneak into crime scenes to conduct research in forensics. Sometimes he solves the crimes. The FBI finds out about the bribery and tells him, "hey. 20-something young man over there. you don't need to bribe Lestrade anymore, we can come over to you if we find some cases difficult to solve. adiós". Sherlock drags John to every single case he's worked on, despite John complaining because 'I HAVE A THESIS DUE AT 2 AM'.
#headcanon#i want to write this don't steal this idea hehe#sherlock is 5'6“ in this au because i make the rules here. short people representation 👏#watson is trans. he also uses a mobility aid for his left leg#he still tries to propose to a woman he's met two days ago in this au#john watson hangs out with sherlock and deals with his shit because he's a weird little guy himself#sherlock is a diagnosed adhd#sherlock holmes#john watson#johnlock#modern au#acd holmes#shitpost
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What's red valley about
*takes you gently by the shoulder and looks deep into your eyes somewhere vaguely near your face*
Buddy I am so glad you asked.
In the hopes of this essay answer convincing you to listen to Red valley it will be relatively spoiler free and ambiguous. Full disclosure I am incredibly bias towards this show because it currently has a death-grip on my brain, mind and soul.
Broadly, Red Valley is a fiction podcast, similar to tma, spanning two and a third seasons plus three fun little mini series. I say "a third" because season three is split into three parts, and we currently only have the first. The second is due to be released later this year I believe.
The premise behind Red Valley, in a sentence is, "In all the sci-fi shows you see, where people can go into pods and wake up 10,000 years later just fine, how did we get there?" It's about the messy stage of theoretical science being applied in unethical ways, in the hopes of changing the world. Its about the early development (and testing) of cryonic preservation tech.
It follows two main protagonists, Warren Godby and Gordon Porlock (who are widely shipped throughout the fandom, though nothing is canon yet) as they investigate, and eventually endure the Red Valley seed vault. Although, as it becomes rapidly apparent, "There aren't a lot of seeds in the Red Valley Seed Vault". The show deals with themes of isolation, memory loss, distrust and mental deterioration. But also friendship, endurance, and uh... weird cruises.
It's characters include:
Karen Godby. Ngl I hate this bitch. She is Warren's controlling, abusive wife and she deserves everything that's coming to her. She uses concern as a way to guilt Warren, and seems generally dismissive of his concerns and feelings.
Aubrey Wood. Initially presented solely through tapes, she fits the "mad scientist" archetype. After something goes horribly wrong with her work, we get to see more sides of her. By the end of season three part one, she is an incredibly well fleshed out character with uh... quite the name for herself. She's also in a canon lesbian relationship, which admittedly does not get enough love here on tumblr.
Bryony Halbech. Cunt/aff. She is the mad scientist. She is the driving force behind the Red Valley project and truly the antagonist of the podcast. In so far as this podcast has one, at least. One brilliant thing about her, is that while she presents as your typical, "heartless, mind over emotions, complete control villain" this is a front that she wears, to hide how excited she is about what she does. How much she cares about her work. She is a "truly evil" villain who still maintains layers and depth.
Clive Schill. Now, if your asking me about Red Valley it's more than likely because you've seen the truly embarrassing affect Mr. Schill has had on me. If you want an in depth character analysis feel free to scroll back on my blog or look for asks I have sent to other fans, there's a LOT. In short, he is an irritating embodiment of capitalism with a flair for creative insults. He's like if Elias Bouchard was a fortnight adult/pos. But his character has so much more to it than that! He loves his family, he is deathly afraid of being forgotten, ect. ect. I'll spare you the essay. He's a morally fucked, incredibly likeable man. He's also responsible for the piece of official Redval merch named "Piss Mug" and Red Valley's sugar daddy.
And for the main events,
Warren Godby: He's just a Guy. Real wet cat of a man. Bitter about his place in the world with no idea how he got there. Of course that's not uh entirely true but just... just listen to the podcast.
Gordon Porlock: Fucking insane/pos. I mean not insane insane, but he is a conspiracy theory, nerdy redditor who canonically has no friends. He's also gay for Warren. He is a very interesting character in that he is Obsessed with cryonic preservation, and seems entirely unfazed by the more gory aspects. He is on the "good team", but isn't vastly different to the Redval scientists.
The podcast itself mostly takes place within Red Valley, a remote and seemingly abandoned research facility in The Middle Of Nowhere, Scotland. This is where some of season 1 and almost all of season 2 takes place, and where isolation is a heavy theme. I personally love it, its got great Vibes and possesses the perfect spooky atmosphere.
Season three is all over the place and follows (Soft, slightly irritated sigh) Clive Schill. It's a wonderful dive into his character, and the attitudes of the common man and the rich towards cryonic preservation. 10/10, no notes. The frogs are great.
Overall the voice acting and writing is amazing. At no point did I feel it dragged, and while I was initially confused when Warren and Gordon were talking (similar accents) they got easier to distinguish real fast. It's funny and sad, perfect combo. There's also some... gnarly sound affects.
Pay Attention To The Content Warnings. For The Love Of Schill Pay Attention To The Content Warnings. Please. There are some pretty heavy moments that took me completely off guard, big mistake.
Final notes, you will see me shipping Clive Schill and Warren Godby a lot. THIS WILL NOT MAKE SENSE WHEN (if) YOU LISTEN TO RED VALLEY. They are, at first glance, the two least shippable characters. I don't mean like Lonelyeyes crackship where it kinda makes sense, I mean AWFUL. TRULY DISGUSTING. My fic, "And I think we're all glad it wasn't me" explains everything, but contains just so many major spoilers for season 1. Just trust me, I'm not mad. The fic explains everything. I promise.
Anyway uh feel free to ask more or talk about it if you decide to listen. I uh. am normal about this podcast. As you can probably tell.
~ Peter
#red valley#long post#cult imma be honest you do not want to know how excited i was when i saw this ask#answered asks
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THOUGHTS WHILE WATCHING GILMORE GIRLS: APPLICATION ANXIETY (SEASON 3, EPISODE 3, PART 3)
Luke marches next door to confront Taylor about his malt shop scheme. I love Luke giving Taylor a good smack down. This episode is so chock full of verbal smack downs, I'm positively giddy.
He's not wrong you know. I fully believe there is a dark side to The Hollow. I wish to one day explore it in my unrated spinoff chock full of swearing and gritty realism and Naked Adult Jess titled...The Hollow.
How creepy is it that Taylor has surveillance cameras all over town? Also, I think I can be forgiven for wrongly assuming Taylor was going to show Luke a picture of Jess.
He's chosen to use a couple of skateboarders as an example of moral decay in Stars Hollow when Jess and Shane were macking it against a tree in front of hundreds of people in broad daylight at a festival HE was overseeing. That's funny. I’m glad Taylor decided to leave Jess alone and turn a blind eye to the furious public groping.
I'm thinking since Jess could use a couple of friends he should introduce himself to these skateboarders. I think he would fit in nicely.
"You want to open up a soda shop next to the diner? Taylor, no, no, no. Every day from now until the end of my life, I am going to come in here saying "Taylor, no." When I die, I'm gonna be frozen next to Ted Williams, and when they find the cure to what I died of and unfreeze me, my first words will be "How's Ted?" followed closely by, "Taylor, no."
Another glorious Nuclear Rant!
Hey, I actually understood that Ted Williams reference! Umm. Let me have this article unpack it because this post is going to go wildly off script if I attempt to do it myself.
Ted Williams' decapitated head was cryonically preserved in a Frankenstein-like plan to resurrect him in the future
Here's what Lorelai is reading (the magazine is dated August 23-30, 2002).
Lorelai informs Rory that she met with Charleston and he suggested Rory meet with a Harvard graduate for an alumni dinner...Aw crud, I remember that. That whole thing where Rory goes to a very awkward dinner with a bunch of intellectual dorks then she goes upstairs to find some girl putting on a bunny costume, and then the bunny gives her life advice about being yourself and not following the crowd or something.
Hey Dave.
Stop it AmyShermanPalladino. Just stop it. *grumbles and googles*
Danny Davies Gans (October 25, 1956 – May 1, 2009) was an American singer, comedian and vocal impressionist. Gans was a performer on the Las Vegas Strip and the surrounding area, where he was billed as "The Man of Many Voices."
This was in reference to Lorelai impersonating Rory's voice on the phone.
And now, time for the alumni dinner.
She has a digital organizer. That's how we're supposed to know she's really rich.
Lorelai makes a joke about how she thinks the brother and sister in the family are having sex with each other. Welp.
At dinner with the Harvard Dorks, Rory and Lorelai exchange looks when the father implores his supposedly incestuous children not to "Fight over the breast." What is happening?
Mom and Dad won't talk about Carol (the bunny).
The dad is kinda Richard-Esque.
The next several minutes is just an excrutiangly long game of Harvard Dork Family Playing Trivia at the dinner table and would you look at that, Lorelai feels like a fish out of the water for not understanding anything they're referencing. HA, HA! NOW YOU KNOW HOW IT FEELS!
Look at all the kooky crap on the walls. It looks like a TGI Friday's. And she's dressed as a 50's car hop. We already know this girl (Carol) is going to be so quirky.
Rory thinks this chick is pretty keen and appreciates her taste in music. Spoiler alert: Rory does not make a new friend. Bunny Carol is Fun and Cute and Quirky and Not Like Other Girls and she intends to make it known that Rory is nothing more than a Harvard Sheep. Baaaa.
If only Rory could be a bunny/waitress like Carol and not stuck on The conveyor belt of Expectations, then she'd truly be happy. Well, who knows, since the journalism degree obviously didn't pan out, maybe at one point she did. There's a big hole in the Gilmore Girls timeline between 2007-2016.
LOL @ Rory waiting tables or entertaining children for a living. Even April waited tables at Luke’s and she was like, 12 or something. I don’t remember. Anyway I made myself laugh just now.
Rory: I've dreamt of Harvard since I was 4.
Bunny Carol: LOL, a lot of little kids dream about that, right after meeting Harry Potter.
This bunny is downright vicious.
Getting screen shots of that giant pencil to make jokes about how Rory is always holding oversized props that are vaguely penis-like is the only reason I ever venture into season 7.
I swear there was a fourth penis prop because I referenced that pencil not long ago and can’t find it now.
Take that, Crusty!
Sure, Lorelai is easy to please. Unless you date someone she doesn’t like, or you talk to your grandparents, or you invite your grandparents to a thing, or you take the advice of your grandparents, or you conspire with your grandparents to help your mother financially, or you consider a college that your grandparents suggest, or you consider other colleges besides the best ones, or your quarter on a string goes missing, or your friend gets you into a car accident, or you break up with Dean and suddenly there’s no one around to pleasure her sexually anymore… Otherwise Lorelai is super chill.
Things googled while watching gilmore girls:
Ted Williams, Entertainment Weekly Gangs of New York, Danny Gans, How Much Did A PalmPilot Cost, Could A Palm Pilot Make Calls, Inflation Calculator (to calculate the price of a Palm Pilot in today's money, which could be between $400-$700)
#gilmore girls#denise rewatches gilmore girls#gilmore girls season 3#application anxiety#rory gilmore#lorelai gilmore#luke danes#taylor doose#Luke Vs Taylor Verbal Smackdown
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you've listened to a lot of podcatsts right? do you have any recomendations? (ive already listened to tpp, tma, wtnv, w359 and malevolent)
sure thing, so a few of my faves you might like include
I am in eskew: the horror podcast that has genuinely scared me the most. protagonist david ward is trapped in fucked up nightmare city eskew and tries making audio logs about his experiences to help cope, while, unbeknownst to him, and investigator on the outside tries to track him down. if you're looking for something with kinda similar vibes to tma statements, this also has an incredibly sad british man monologuing about The Horrors. one season; two voices; completed.
the silt verses: horror drama/fantasy, made by the same people as eskew. takes place in a fantasy world where sacrifice-hungry gods are the main tool of social and political control, follows two acolytes of an outlawed river god as they try to make a pilgrimage without annoying each other to the point of murder. if you really liked the entities-as-cults aspect of tma, this may be for you. two seasons done, one more on the way; multi cast.
red valley: sci fi with some mystery and horror flavors. warren godby has a new job in accounts at some big company and is told to track down info relating to a seed vault in scotland that they want to shut down, but when he starts turning up stuff about human cryonic trials he begins to get the idea that it's not seeds they're keeping in that vault. very good character writing and short enough that you can inhale it in a few days. content warnings are on the official website as opposed to the episode descriptions and I'd highly recommend paying attention to them. two seasons done, one more on the way; multi cast.
mirrors: sci fi, horror, mystery. in three different cities in three different centuries, three women start seeing the same ghost. they've never even heard of each other, but you can't help but notice patterns and parallels as you listen to their individual audio logs. slightly weird connection, but if you liked the movie arrival then this could be for you. three seasons; complete; multi cast but each voice is fairly isolated.
the strange case of starship iris: sci fi, dystopia. biologist violet liu is the only survivor after the ship of the research mission she was on explodes, and after she's taken in my the crew of a passing vessel and starts investigating, it starts looking more and more like the explosion wasn't an accident. it's hard to explain in words, but this is one of the most grounded and tangible feeling pieces of dystopian fiction I've ever come across, it has a very good grasp of how people would actually react to living in a situation like this. if you were really into the found family space pirate vibes of s3 of the penumbra, this may be up your alley. two seasons, another on the way; multi cast.
#also if you're interested in representation stuff then I think eskew is the only one here without at least one explicitly queer lead#anons#answered
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My vesion of Cryonic man
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A deeply compelling exploration of the death industry and the people―morticians, detectives, crime scene cleaners, embalmers, executioners―who work in it and what led them there.
We are surrounded by death. It is in our news, our nursery rhymes, our true-crime podcasts. Yet from a young age, we are told that death is something to be feared. How are we supposed to know what we’re so afraid of, when we are never given the chance to look?
Fueled by a childhood fascination with death, journalist Hayley Campbell searches for answers in the people who make a living by working with the dead. Along the way, she encounters mass fatality investigators, embalmers, and a former executioner who is responsible for ending sixty-two lives. She meets gravediggers who have already dug their own graves, visits a cryonics facility in Michigan, goes for late-night Chinese with a homicide detective, and questions a man whose job it is to make crime scenes disappear.
Through Campbell’s incisive and candid interviews with these people who see death every day, she asks: Why would someone choose this kind of life? Does it change you as a person? And are we missing something vital by letting death remain hidden? A dazzling work of cultural criticism, All the Living and the Dead weaves together reportage with memoir, history, and philosophy, to offer readers a fascinating look into the psychology of Western death.
https://amzn.to/4610oUS
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Ok ok this sounds insane but hear me out. Cannot stop thinking about this.
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Cheyanne is a young adult, down on his luck and can’t seem to hold a job due to his fiery temper. He does odd jobs in order to stay afloat till he is approached by an odd man who offers his a job as a tester for a new VR game similar to VR chat. He gladly accepts the role and is given boarding and food in return for his work. During training he meets the others he will be working with.
Bobby, Juanaflippa, Trumpet, Leonarda, Dapper, Tilin, and Ramon.
Everything seems fine, their task is to act as children to some NPCs in a game world.
That is, until the others comment on how lifelike the NPCs are.
And then Flippa and Tilin seem paranoid.
Then Trump passes him a note detailing steps to get to a secret room, before being taken to a meeting and dissappearing.
In the wake of Tumpet’s dissappearance, along with Tilin and Juannaflippa being nowhere to be found soon after, Cheyanne and the new girl, Tallulah, use the note from Trumpet to get to the secret room.
And oh…
Oh no…
They are in a room surrounded with cryonics chambers. Each chamber corresponds with an ‘npc’ they have been interacting with.
“Lulah I don’t think this is a gaming company…”
#qsmp#fanfic#qsmp tallulah#qsmp chayanne#hehe creeeepyyyyy#i need a name for this au#Quesadilla island simulation
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Hi, could you tell us about your red valley headcanons? Would love to read them c:
hi!!! i have many red valley thoughts, but only a quarter of them are coherent lol
FIRST...not a headcanon, but man, what a show. The way they depict different personalities and themes...ah, it makes me very emotional.
Additional thoughts and headcanons below the cut !
Okay, SO. Warren Godby. The man, the myth, the incredibly traumatized legend. I am rotating him in mind microwave like 24/7.
Bisexual Warren is true and canon in my heart lol. I don't know how actual show canon will shake out, but he's a bi king in my heart.
I imagine that, whether or not his parents were actively religious, he comes from a culturally Christian background. I can so easily imagine him coming from a Catholic background, for many reasons but also bc it would be so thematically tragic for him.
In canon, he makes an offhand comment that the "original Sega MegaDrive" was like his best friend when he was a kid. This comment makes me! Insane! Thinking about how fucked up his childhood must have been. Especially considering that his dad bought him game consoles and stuff as a poor excuse for rampant domestic abuse.
^^ From those two pieces of information, I imagine Warren as a just...chronically lonely and isolated kid. Like, even if he had friends, I don't imagine he had many or that the ones he had were ones he felt emotionally close to.
Also, as a kid who grew up around domestic abuse and was heavily traumatized, Warren probably did not have an especially great handle on his emotions throughout childhood and teen years. I can so imagine him like, ages 6-8, really struggling to contain and deal with negative feelings, and as a result probably getting in a little trouble at school sometimes
Annnnnd, I will stop there so I don't ramble too long. Warren is my special little guy!! His story makes me so sad, even before the cryonic nonsense lol
#red valley#if i had less self control and more manic energy i could genuinely write an essay discussing red valley-warren and themes of trauma/abuse
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New fic is out! Can be read here or on AO3. PokeRus AU belongs to @monsoon-of-art.
Cryogenic
“Cryonics is the low-temperature freezing and storage of human remains, with the speculative hope that resurrection may be possible in the future.”
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Thump...thump...thump...thump
It was completely dark inside Gaeric’s tent. Avalugg’s warden had been confined there for less than a day, but he knew no one was coming to save him. An impenetrable layer of ice, stronger than steel encased his accursed abode. The only sound that could be heard was his own shallow breathing and his heart pounding in his ears.
There was no sound of wind from outside his tent like he would expect, nor could he hear his clan; there were no signs of concern for his well being. Not even his froslass had come to check on him. It was as if the Pearl Clan had enough of him being a burden and collectively decided to leave him to his fate, relieved to finally be rid of him.
He knew logically that wasn’t true and the more plausible explanation was that they were unable to rescue him, but Gaeric couldn’t help but feel like he had been abandoned.
Hours ticked by inexorably slow, his own racing thoughts preventing sleep from taking a hold of him. He was alone and defenseless, completely at the mercy of the illness that had taken his limbs and turned his body into a frigid shell.
Gaeric had known for a long time something like this was going to happen, ever since he had lost his first arm, but that was always later. Now the time was upon him, his body laid out upon his bed, waiting for the infection to begin its work.
Thump, thump, thump, thump
The blanket was pulled up around his chest at an awkward, lopsided angle. He still felt as though he could reach up and adjust it, as though his limbs were still there. As if they hadn’t snapped off and broken into a thousand tiny pieces.
The shattered remains of his arm and leg beside his bed left him feeling nauseous, the bile churning inside a stomach tied up in knots. The shards refused to melt in the cold dimness of his tent, with a fireplace having gone unused by a man who no longer needed heat for safety or comfort. Gaeric’s body had been growing colder as his heart and metabolic processes slowed, air turning icy in his lungs with every breath. There was scarcely any human warmth remaining in the warden.
He was not someone that was easily bothered by the cold, having trained to endure it for most of his life. But ‘endure’ was the key word. Freezing temperatures can kill the human body; it was something to be survived. Over the last several weeks he felt a shift in his perception as his whole world froze and slowed down.
Blizzards no longer seemed so dangerous to him. There were several times he had to stop himself from walking out into the comfort of the howling winds that promised him all he could ever want or need. The cold had been woven into his very being, making itself something integral that he wouldn’t find himself enduring any more than one endures the air they breathe.
Regardless, Gaeric found that he couldn’t stop shivering.
The warden had promised himself that no matter what happened, he’d face this with as much dignity as he could muster. If this was a trial from Almighty Sinnoh, then he couldn’t disgrace himself and his clan with a pathetic display of whining and crying like a child.
He bit back a scream as one of his organs buckled and slipped, a lance of agony cutting through him and testing his resolve.
It was starting.
Th-thump,Th-thump,Th-thump,Th-thump
Gaeric’s breathing turned fast and hard as his chest seized and lungs constricted, unable to take in enough oxygen. He felt minute shifts inside him and pins and needles sensations sculpting his body, his heart beating so fast it felt like it would burst. Still gasping, he tried to swallow with a dry mouth to force down the waves of dizziness and nausea rolling over him.
I can’t fight, can’t escape...
It continued for a long time, Gaeric trying to fight back the panic that came with the twinges of pain and discomfort eating away at the rest of his humanity. A feeling of despair overwhelmed him at the constant dull ache in his neck and jaws that he was sure was his head fusing with his torso.
This can’t be happening...
Slight shifts became large painful wrenching as bones slipped out of place and muscles distended. Joints popped and cracked as the disease continued to ravage him. A cold liquid spread out from something that burst open, like a shot of antifreeze spilling inside him.
This illness could kill him with internal bleeding or a jagged edge piercing something vital.
Oh, Sinnoh he was going to die here.
It took a long, agonizing scrape of bone fragment against muscle and a jab into an organ that set his nerves on fire before he finally screamed.
He caterwauled as loudly as he could with no expectation of salvation or relief. Gaeric was screaming to let out the sorrow bottled up over the weeks, months, years, now that no one needed him to be strong.
Even after the splinter slid into its proper place, Gaeric continued wailing and howling himself hoarse, forgoing his dignity. There was no one there to witness him and he was tired of pretending he was brave.
His voice had become raw and barren with pained moans that rose and fell with his wavery breathing. A truly pathetic sight, but Sinnoh would just have to forgive him. He needed some way to let out his fear and anguish and that was the only release he had.
But he still refused to cry.
A continuous strain pulling down on his head was giving him a throbbing headache, making him whimper through a constricted throat that was dry and sore. The base of his horns were itching and prickling at his scalp, the underlying structures pushing incessantly against his skull.
Gaeric started feeling light headed and feared Almighty Sinnoh was calling him home as his vision was set alight with stars.
Are you sad? Are you scared?
His tent faded away as darkness pulled him under. He couldn’t say how long he spent drifting in and out of consciousness in a haze of pain while being plagued by strange dreams.
Dreams with him and his glalie trying to eat each other, Dawn hugging him and telling him everything would be okay with her typical childish optimism, and his froslass taking pity on him, spiriting him away to some faraway den where he could sleep frozen for eternity.
Waking moment were spent viscerally aware of his body being horribly misshapen, grotesque in-between states that were neither glalie or human. He’d lie awake with nothing to indicate the passing of time, feeling the constant pressure gradually molding his frigid exterior into the correct shape and hoping for a bout of agony fierce enough to make him black out again.
Gaeric felt so alone in the confines of his icy tomb and fervently wanted this nightmare to end. He wished someone was there with him.
Why? I thought you didn’t want anyone to see you cry.
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consulting work 🕸️
The front gate of the compound calls to ask if Kylo Ren from Nostalgia by @dark-scape can come in for a consultation with the Joels. Sure, but there's a catch. He has to pick up Ben Solo from Ben's Hardware on his way in. Nostalgia fangirls a little bit because dark-scape's poster for that guy was great and led to toxic posting fic on Tumblr to begin with.
Nostalgia goes by the hardware store, but it's all spooky and abandoned, covered in cobwebs, and there's no inventory. "Is someone out there?? Help!!!" a man yells from the back of the store. A security guard rolls his eyes and says, "it's just a Hux. can I help you?"
Nostalgia says he's looking for hardware store owner. The security guard explains Ben is in Cryo and offers a map to the hospital. Cryonics in the basement.
Nostalgia gets there and when he's waiting for the elevator, he starts to get creeped out. The doors open and nurse!Joel is standing there with cart full of IV bags and a syringe. "You lost?" He asks and pockets the syringe.
Nostalgia starts to say he's looking for cryo then gets uneasy and says he has somewhere else to be, but nurse!Joel insists on escorting him to the basement. Once Ben is unthawed, Nurse!Joel asks Cryo Ben to ask me if he has any mail.
Ben is so excited to get out of cryo. They walk together to the prime time brothel mansion and Nostalgia rings the doorbell. The Joels give them a warm welcome. They're concerned about Ben's color, but vampire thinks he just needs a snack. Ben declines.
Nostalgia Kylo wants a dirty talk consultation. Night Walks rolls his eyes, like that's the only thing he's good for. Thighs is friendlier, "ok, so what's goin' on?"
dark-scape
Kylo: I want to tell her I'm going to do something really hot, like "I'm gonna make you cum 10 times" but not that bland.
The Joels: Are you actually going to do what you tell her you're going to do?
Kylo: *waving his hand dismissively* That's besides the point.
The men murmur in disapproval. "That's not cool, man," night walks shakes his head.
Kylo: I don't think you're understanding me. I just need to say whatever it takes in this exact moment to get her to look at me like I'm her hero. Whether I do it or not is future Kylo's decision. *shrugging* He'll probably be satisfied once she compliments his fucking and they both cum one time though.
Thighs: Future Kylo? That's not how this works, buddy. One fic one Kylo.
Kylo apologizes and the Joels help him come up with a strategy. Kylo gesticulstes as he repeats the plan back to them. The Joels nod quietly and follow his hands as he gesticulstes. A few of them seem intimidated by the size.
Unfortunately for Ben, being unthawed doesn't necessarily mean his fic is about to get finished.
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