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belleandsaintsebastian · 5 months

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season three animosities <3

#jessrory #jess x rory #jess mariano #rory gilmore #gilmore girls #gilmore girls season 3 #gilmore girls fanart #literati #gg #art #my art

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that-was-a-bit-stupid-of-you · 1 year

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Paris: I had this biggest crush on a girl at school and I didn't know how to deal with it so I left a note that said "get out of my school" inside her locker

Rory: THAT WAS YOU????

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saltygilmores · 2 months

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DANCE MARATHON EPISODE (AKA MURDER ON THE DANCE FLOOR)-PART 5

After a quick blowjob break out in the soon-to-be-bloodspattered Stars Hollow High football field, a certain homocidal maniac in a puke green church donation bin coat has returned, and he's ready to dish out some sass. Shane is not in tow yet, but we need to give her time to freshen up and make herself presentable for the remaining few hours of her life.

Lane's pointless bitterness towards Jess is such a fucking waste. My "Lane hates Jess for stupid reasons when they could have been pals" rant has been reheated in the metaphorical microwave too many times already, so I won't repeat myself, but yeah. It's still about that fucking car accident.

Getting your dick sucked on the high school football field before committing a gruesome homocide can really work up a boy's appetite.

Baby you're such a good noticer. *kisses forehead*

I can't think of anyone more deserving of a rock hard permanent public erection. Wait And now, for what is possibly my favorite five-word exchange in the entire series:

The most perfectly executed dry delivery. Ugh! Sheer perfection!

Well, at least egg salad sandwiches beat the Crack and Despair Sandwiches Liz used to pack in his lunchbox.

Miss "My Virginity Spared Me From Becoming Football Field Fertilizer" has arrived with Also-Not-Dancing Butthead in tow. If the food is for the dancers, I better not see him eat anything. I will smack that sandwich out of his hand so fast so help me god (virgins always survive the killing spree).

You ever think about what a monstrous hell it must be for Jess living in a place like Stars Hollow? I think about this a lot. But I like to think that off screen he gets in his car and gets the fuck out of there as much as possible. Anyway, this is another perfectly dry one liner that I absolutely love. I want to fil out adoption papers and take all of his sarcastic one liners from this episode home from the shelter. R: You have nothing better to do than sit in a gymnasum staring at a dance marathon? J:Idk, do you have nothing better to do than sit inside a gymnasium staring at a dance marathon? R:Do you think you're bugging me sitting in front of me and staring like that? J: Do you think you're bugging me dancing and staring at me like that? R: I'm not staring at you! J:How do you know I'm staring at you?

Dean: It's been two years. Maybe you can glance at my dick for once, Rory. Has Rory ever said anything supportive of Dean that wasn't said with the same conviction as if she were a bank robbery hostage? Deany has that constipated look on his face again. Is he sad because no one was staring at him? But someone was. I'll give you a hint, it's a certain MILF who wants to turn that 34 into a 69. Lorelai is 34 years old in this episode, by the way. He's proudly displaying his love of young milfs on his literal sleeve. Listen, you could power Stars Hollow with the combined sexual frustration of these three people + Lane and Dave Ryglaski to make it extra nuclear. When nobody puts out, you get three teenagers eating egg salad and having an "I'm not staring at you!" argument in a school gymansium at 10pm.

Ooooh. Jess is shakin in his little murder boots. J: I'm supporting my town. R: Go back to New York. Oh Rory babe, if only he could, he'd be home now with a smile on his face with a pushcart hot dog in one hand while some easy alt chick rode his dick. Well, yeah he's got that now but he's going to feed her to the swans then take an 8 month vow of celibacy for some reason.

Got em.

He's so LAME. Jared: Hey AmyShermanPalladino, can't Dean get any fun comebacks for once? Why does Milo get all the good sass? AmyShermanPalladino: You can pick from the reject pile. We've got "my former comment still stands" "Are you trying to act tough, you're wearing a tie" and "You're the one who's going"

She's so horny. God help her.

Shane Campbell stars in the newest WB Network vehicle, "My Favorite Murder Victim." He keeps picking at that sandwich like he's going to find a $100 bill in the bread.

You want this poor girl to spend the last precious hours of her life doing math problems?

I guess egg salad will wash the taste of dick out of her mouth.

We heard you the first time, Ice Vagina. What is Dean even doing here, lol.

There's something incredibly erotic about this line.

Dean is like, what the hell is going on? Why is she touching me?

*immediately pushes her off*

Don't give him any more ideas, Jess.

I just want to point out that on the table behind them, fresh fruit and brownies are available for consumption. You know you guys don't have to eat those sandwiches.

Code for "I'm gonna go find the murder implement I stowed away in the bushes earlier"

#gilmore girls #jess mariano #shane campbell #shane is swan food #denise rewatches gilmore girls #gilmore girls season 3 #they shoot gilmores dont they #tsgdt #rory gilmore #I can't believe that like a half dozen people read this shit I write and don't unfollow me #bless your hearts #smoochies #I am fucked in the head #I even held back a few really insane things

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amorhedera6 · 6 months

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paris rory jess lane and dave are the perfect friendship group. give paris a gf so she doesn’t complain about fifth wheeling and you’re golden.

#paris geller #lesbian paris geller #rory gilmore #jess mariano #lame kim #dave rygalski #gilmore girls #gilmore girls season 3

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haventdecidedyet · 2 months

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Luke taught Lorelai to fish (putting more effort and care into that than anything he has ever done before) so that she could go on a fishing date with another guy, a guy who also took her coffee tasting for the coffee shop he's going to open... (Lorelai. You want an outdoorsy guy who brings you coffee. Are you missing something?)

Meanwhile, Luke gets back his dignity by dating a smart not-quite-Lorelai woman in a suit. And she's 'not his type...'?

They are so stupid. So close yet so far.

#gilmore girls #gilmore girls season 3 #ships #lorelai x luke

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mauradersdaughter · 2 years

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I find it funny how when Rory and Jess finally get together, the first thing he offer for them to do is kiss (in Luke’s apartment). Like, my man had been daydreaming about the kiss at the wedding and desperate to get another one!

#literati #rory x jess #jess x rory #jess mariano #rory gilmore #gilmore girls #gilmore girls season 3

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rainbluealoekitten · 9 months

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Pushing another lock from Casper’s forehead, Jess paused at Casper's temple, as if hesitant to touch something so holy. But after a moment, he began to trace light circles into Casper's skin, each one a silent prayer, uttered reverentially amidst the incense of their breaths. His fingers were light as feathers, as if they felt they were blessed to be touching something so fragile, so easily torn. Jess then pressed a second finger to Cas' temple, feeling for the boy's heartbeat, counting each one like the thuds of a ceremonial drum, searching for God in the silence in between each beat. God was also found within each shuddering breath they drew: life at its most essential form, their souls at their purest. Intermingling, it was impossible to tell where one ended and the other started. Made whole again, Jess could move on, but Casper winced as the boy accidentally brushed against the bruises. Jess pulled back as if he had been burnt; he'd been playing too close to the bonfire, but it was not yet time to jump it. Another moment's hesitation. Then, Jess returned to Casper's jawline, tracing them like the most worshipped statue, desperate in contact though afraid to cause any harm. As Jess continued (lightly passing over the bump on Casper's nose in complete acceptance), he finally reached Casper's lips: the end of the pilgrimage. Casper realised suddenly that Jess' fingers were trembling once more, terrified of the final rite despite his longing being a songbird, desperate to soar out of its prison. Casper, in return, was almost too frightened to move, fearing he would ruin the moment simply by breathing wrong. The flames grew closer and closer, until eventually, Casper opened his eyes and carefully brought his own hand over to Jess' before pressing the boy's fingers lightly to his lips, the tiny kiss as the final hymn, the final line of praise and prose.

EXTRACT FROM MY FIC HEART-SHAPED BRUISES WHERE JESS FALLS IN LOVE WITH A CUTESEY LIBRARIAN BOY AND THINKS MAYBE STARS HOLLOW WON'T BE TOO BAD AFTER ALL

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adamation3 · 2 years

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Fuck you Paris Geller.

Still I’m still on my bull shit rewatch of Gilmore girls to catalogue any and every gay moment.

The first episode of season 3 has killed my hand with all the writing and Paris Geller’s crushing Comphet has murdered my hand.

#it was literally over a page on one conversation and it’s only a transcript there’s not even notes or analysis yet #comphet #notes #Gilmore girls #Gilmore girls rewatch #rewatch #paris geller #Paris geller gay #Paris geller Comphet #Gilmore girls season 3 #Gilmore girls season 3 episode 1 #rory gilmore #gellmore #Rory x Paris #Rory Gilmore x Paris geller

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vindieselsfacebook-blog · 4 months

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Meaning/references behind every Gilmore Girls episode title - Season 3, Part 2

Masterlist: Season 1 Season 2, Part 1 Season 2, Part 2 Season 3, Part 1 Season 3, Part 2

My notes: - As always, please correct anything I've gotten wrong and share your own insight! - Many of these notes are pulled from and/or learned via annotatedgilmoregirls.com - an absolute icon! - I just KNOW there must be some more specific reference with "Keg! Max!"... anyone have any ideas? Perhaps also with "Happy Birthday, Baby"...?

Season 3, Part 2

Lorelai Out of Water The title is a twist on the familiar idiom, “fish out of water”, which refers to someone who feels awkward or uncomfortable in an unfamiliar environment. The earliest known use of the phrase comes from The Canterbury Tales by Geoffrey Chaucer in 1483, and was about someone riding a horse, which they weren’t used to. In this episode, Alex asks Lorelai on a fishing date, which she knows nothing about and gets Luke’s help with.

Dear Emily and Richard Through a series of flashbacks, we see how things played out for teenage Lorelai when she learns she’s pregnant and eventually leaves her parents’ house suddenly with baby Rory, telling them in a letter that presumably begins with “Dear Emily and Richard…”

Swan Song

A common metaphorical phrase for a final gesture, effort, or performance given just before death or retirement, referring to an ancient belief that swans sing a beautiful song just before their death since they have been silent (or alternatively not so musical) for most of their lifetime. The belief, whose basis has been long debated, had become proverbial in ancient Greece by the 3rd century BC and was reiterated many times in later Western poetry and art. This is of course jokingly referring to Jess getting “beaked” by a swan.

Face-Off In ice hockey, a face-off occurs at the start of each period, or to restart play. An official drops the puck between the sticks of two opposing players, who are then said to “face off” from each other in order to gain control of the puck. This episode has a hockey game as its focal point as well as several characters having “face offs” with each other, or efforts to gain control of their situations - Rory running into Dean and learning he’s moved on with Lindsay, Rory confronting Jess about his disrespect of her time, and Emily outing Trix’s affair with the tracksuit man.

The Big One“The Big One” is an informal name for World War II. It’s also a commonly used name for an anticipated megathrust earthquake along Western North America or Japan. It’s an appropriate name for this episode where several big important life events happen for multiple characters - Rory and Paris compete for the honor of speaking at Chilton's Bicentennial, Sookie and Jackson learn they are pregnant, Lorelai runs into Max and reignites old feelings, Paris has sex for the first time with Jamie and melts down on national television when she fails to get into Harvard, and Rory's college acceptance letters finally arrive. Lorelai says “You got the big one,” referring to the fact that acceptance letters come in big envelopes, whereas rejections come in small ones.

A Tale of Poes and Fire A Song of Ice and Fire is a series of fantasy novels by American novelist and screenwriter George R. R. Martin. The stories depict a violent world, largely without magic and dominated by political realism. The title references the Society of Edgar Allan Poe fans staying at the Independence Inn when it suffers a fire.

Happy Birthday, Baby Happy, Happy Birthday Baby is a 1957 song written by Margo Sylvia & Gilbert Lopez originally performed by The Tune Weavers, who had their only hit with this song. This episode marks the one and only time Lorelai’s birthday is celebrated on the show.

Keg! Max! Lane’s band plays their first gig at a houseparty and she somehow drinks enough cheap beer from the keg to get drunk for the first time. Lorelai continues running into Max and pushing his boundaries. It’s common for young people to yell excitedly about kegs at parties.

Say Goodnight, Gracie This line is spoken by George Burns in the TV show The George Burns and Gracie Allen Show (1950-1958). Actors George Burns and Gracie Allen met in 1922 while they were both touring on the Vaudeville circuit. After falling in love and getting married, the two developed an act together—George would play the straight man and Gracie his silly and illogical wife. By the time they brought their act to TV in 1950, the two were a huge hit. The end of every show became a catchphrase: George and Gracie would come out and do some jokes until it was time to close the show, when George would turn to his wife and tell her, "Say goodnight, Gracie," and she would simply reply, "Goodnight." Thanks to Gracie’s ditzy delivery and the hilarious chemistry she had with George, this line became iconic. Presumably this title is referencing the ending of Jess and Rory’s relationship and/or his time in Stars Hollow

Here Comes the Son This episode title is a play on the song title Here Comes the Sun by the English rock band The Beatles from their 1969 album Abbey Road. It was written by George Harrison and is one of his best-known compositions. The lyrics reflect his relief at the arrival of spring and the temporary respite he was experiencing from the band's business affairs. In this episode, Jess leaves Stars Hollow to try and form a relationship and a new home with his estranged father in Los Angeles.

Those are Strings, Pinocchio Rory strikes a new deal with her Grandparents for more Friday night dinners in exchange for her Yale tuition. Lorelai warns her of the implications or “strings attached.” “Rory, honey, do you understand, the Gilmores do nothing altruistically. Strings are attached to everything.” “There are no strings.” “No strings?” “No. I just have to pay them back starting five years after I graduate and I have to start going back for Friday night dinners.” “Um, hello, Pinocchio, those are strings.” The Adventures of Pinocchio is a famous children’s novel written by Carlo Collodi in 1883. Pinocchio is a wooden marionette puppet operated by literal strings.

#gilmore girls #my gg brainworms #lorelai gilmore #rory gilmore #gilmore girls season 3 #jess mariano #gg episode titles explained #literati

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jojoblessed365 · 1 year

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S2 Jess in a nutshell

Jess in Here Comes the Sun and end-S3

Jess with how he handles his relationship with Rory in S4 (left) and his overall arc in S4 (right)

#jess mariano #gilmore girls season 2 #gilmore girls season 3 #gilmore girls season 4 #sad boy 🥺🥺🥺

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sapphirebluejewel · 1 year

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Rory Gilmore Season 3 Best Outfits

#rory gilmore #gilmore girls #gilmore girls season 3

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saebaragi · 1 year

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too bad the jess spin off thing didn't happened. sasha seemed like such a cool character, I'm guessing we would have seen more of her if the project went on

#gilmore girls #jess spinoff #jess mariano spinoff #gilmore girls season 3 #gilmore girls season 3 final #sasha #is the same actress that plays anna later on the show #thats cool #i never noticed before

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that-was-a-bit-stupid-of-you · 1 year

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okay but consider this: rory and jess never date. paris and rory get together cuz they're gay asf and the three of them stay friends and jess gets a therapist and his relationship with his mom gets better

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saltygilmores · 14 days

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Thoughts While Watching Gilmore Girls-3x8: Let The Games Begin, aka Let The ShitCircus Begin (Part 3)

Luke Danes! Lorelai Gilmore! They are: The Abstinence (For Other People But Not Themselves) Brigade! They can detect bubbling teenage hormones from a mile away and will do anything in their power to stop them! Jess Mariano, with his awe inspiring ability to telepathically impregnate naive virgins in 1 nanosecond without removing any clothes, doesn't stand a chance! Thank god we have you, Luke Danes and Lorelai Gilmore! The Cockblocking Crusaders! The Dry Hump Destroyers! Scene: Our Handjob-Halting Hero, Luke Danes, has just interrupted an extremely chaste attempt at a kiss in progress. After witnessing his nephew openly groping Shane Campbell and likely several other girls in public and in his diner and his home over Horny Summer 2002, interrupting a kiss with Rory Gilmore with no tongue is just ONE STEP OVER THE DAMN LINE for Blowjob-Blocking-Batman!

I dare say, that was a stupid metaphor from our Intercrouse-Interrupting-Ironman.

There are frequent Sock on the Door references in this show. The thing is you hang a sock on the door to let other people know you're having sex and they won't barge in. Too bad Sex-Stifling-Superman here wouldn't abide by The Sock anyhow. Netflix borked the captions big time here, but there is a loud argument between Luke and Jess about the sock joke, with Luke yelling at Jess that there will be "no socks on the door in my house" and I'm just thinking how weird this conversation would sound if you didn't know wtf they were talking about. Luke, less than 5 minutes earlier (and I quote): Wow! WOW! This is great! Wow! Rory and Jess! Jess and Rory! This is great! Don’t you think this is great! They're only great if they reproduce asexually like snails, I suppose. When he thought Jess was doing much worse things with Shane in his own home, his response was certainly not a pleased one, but it was... different. So it's okay if he hooks up with a skanky blond girl he barely knows, because who cares if he takes a ride on the town bicycle, right? But when it comes to Rory, her purity must be protected at all costs by other adults. Ha, funny how that worked out. I know Luke doesn't think JESS is still a virgin.

He looks so defeated, and he WASNT EVEN DOING ANYTHING. Please don't make me turn on Luke, Tumblr. I already have so little left to live for watching this show.

But that's where they were the first time, Uncle Luke.

THANK. YOU. JESSTOPHER. You're so smart. *pinches cheeks*

The more I'm thinking about this notion that Luke is trying to protect Rory's virginity from Jess, where Rory is a newly minted adult and not even his relative, she's just the daughter of some annoying lady who comes into his diner and doesn't pay for her food, but "Jess doesn't need a guardian" if he'd like to fuck around with random girls of questionable purity, becaue he's a boy I guess, the weirder it sounds. This is just another fiber woven into the rich tapestry of "the young women of gilmore girls who lose their virginity will pay the price with a horrible experience or mental anguish" (Young Lorelai, Rory, Paris, Lane, possibly even Lindsay, god help her).

(girls only). Jess: What do you think is gonna happen? Luke: You KNOW what I think is gonna happen.

You know what, how about he doesn't and we say he did. Awkward.

If she’s not too distracted porking Dean to notice, as soon she found out Dean was a free agent she was all over that like a fat kid on cake.

I saw what Jess got away with at the summer bash. I wouldn't exactly count on Taylor Doose for his Makeout Meddling abilities.

Luke looking all smug like "yeah that was great parenting right there. Damn, I’m such a good Dunkel (DadUncle). He’ll never think about humping again.” Good luck.

#gilmore girls #rory gilmore #jess mariano #Luke Danes #Denise rewatches Gilmore girls #gilmore girls season 3 #let the games begin #ltgb #celibacy squad

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not-with-you-but-of-you · 7 days

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Nice picture.

GILMORE GIRLS | 2.05 x 2.12 x 3.14

Requested by @jess-stolengnome

#requests #jess mariano #rory gilmore #literati #jess x rory #rory x jess #gilmore girls #jessmarianoedit #rorygilmoreedit #literatiedit #gilmoregirlsedit #my gifs #*#thanks for the request @jess-stolengnome <3 #this boy canonically has a fascination with photographs/family pictures #and he definitely took one of Rory with him when he left Stars Hollow in season 3

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dailygilmores · 1 year

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Gilmore Girls (2000-2007) | Dear Emily and Richard - 3.13

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