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gaypast · 25 days

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Kyle McKenna and Cole Tucker Gamemaster (1998) dir. Chip Daniels

#Kyle McKenna #Cole Tucker #Gamemaster #Chip Daniels #Centaur Films #vintage gay #vintage men #*#**#gayedit #holesrus #kazeo2se

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shower-phantom-ideas · 7 months

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Danny is just a kid ya know? Like he is just a little guy. A baby really. 14? Tiny child! Look at him, he needs to be protected. Someone has to help this poor little dude. I mean he forgets to use his own powers to avoid attacks all the time.

Anyway cut to Batfam not knowing all of Dannys power set cause the lil dingus keeps forgetting he can do that stuff in the heat of battle.

Danny uses his invisibility all the time… to avoid being followed. But in a fight? Oopsies hes too busy thinking of funny one liners to realise he could do that.

Intangibility? Give the guy a break. I mean who calls themselves condiment king. Even he was stunned.

He so rarely actually uses his biggest advantage powers that the League doubt he actually has them. He, like any naive child, trusts them and reported fully on his power set. Instead of just asking him to demonstrate his powers they instead start watching him and try to find evidence of his powers.

At least they know duplication was true since they watched him make a copy of himself to go to the bathroom and not miss any of his fav tv show.

#danny phantom #dp x dc #dpxdc #im 100% here for danny using his powers for stupid shit and not the important battle stuff #this post wasn’t meant to be like this so I guess heres for you guys who read my stupid tags #I was gonna have the batfam adopt danny after a reveal and just not know all the crazy stuff he can do #they think they got him figured out then at the manner he does something like seep into the floor to get his forgotten school bag #or he turns invisible cause he got caught parnking and bruce is talking to him and steph but he just dips #no wait I can do better. he gets yelled at by bruce (aka new father figure) for eating a corn chip off the floor and just vanishes from…#… from getting surprised. meanwhile bruce is like!?!?!?!!?#just imagine them going crazy because they have no idea his powerset and they thought they did #his new siblings make a game of it #they get on missions and keep asking danny to do more and more impossible stuff just to see if he will reveal a new power #hey danny go scope out the area but make sure you arent seen ok #and hes like sure thing fam and goes invisible and intangible #doesn’t think to just take out the baddies and returns to them with a full floor plan and locatikn of all the baddies and drugs #like wtf #hey danny think you can do anything about that generator? and hes like sure thing fam and then freezes it #danny bro this guy is out of control! little help? and danny just walks up to the guy and overshadows him and handcuffs himself #brother daniel I dint think we can get in but theres a small hole here in the wall #would you be able to do anything about that? and instead of just walking thru the wall danny shifts his body and goes thru the hole #as if he had no bones and became liquid #the game gets intense and breaks bruce so he gives in first (yes he was playkng too) and just asks danny to show them his powers #he will say some shit like ‘ah hey chum think you can show us all your abilities? that was we can coordinate better in the field.’#dannys just like ‘yea daddio sure thing’ then proceeded to show off his entire move set minus wail until bruce showed him a chamber…#… that could ‘with stand’ his power (spoiler he destroyed that fucking toom lmao)#ok my spaghetti rings and meatballs have been done for a while and juliet is trying to eat them out the microwave so hopefully these tags #fed yall goobers #man I should have just made a second post lmao #stood in the kitchen too long typing and they got cold

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nickfuryagentofsword · 5 months

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Avengers: Twilight 4 (2024) by Chip Zdarsky & Daniel Acuña

Cover: Alex Ross

#Avengers Twilight #Avengers #Thor #Chip Zdarsky #Daniel Acuna #Alex Ross

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crisisofinfinitemultiverses · 3 months

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Avengers: Twilight 2 (2024) by Chip Zdarsky & Daniel Acuña

Cover: Alex Ross

#Avengers Twilight #Avengers #Iron Man #Chip Zdarsky #Daniel Acuna #Alex Ross

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rickybaby · 10 months

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A little bit of comfort for Ric nation

#the staggering difference with the mclaren era radios 😭#wherever he finishes in the race for me this weekend was a success #he’s constantly improved over each session and even now #is keeping his head in a tough situation and the teams helping him and they’re still chipping away at it #daniel ricciardo #hungary gp 2023

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mysteryonearth52 · 24 days

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Batman 147 (2024) by Chip Zdarsky & Jorge Jimenez

Cover: Kendrick Lim (variant)

#Batman #Robin #Damian Wayne #Failsafe #Amazo #Amanda Waller #Daniel Captio #Blackgate Prison #Chip Zdarsky #Jorge Jimenez #Kendrick Lim

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is-the-owl-video-cute · 8 months

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my strongest take is that if you have more than 5-10 items (range depends on size and ease of scanning) you should not use the self-checkout when there is a perfectly good cashier line already.

If you bring alcohol or other age restricted items to the self checkout I will kill you in the middle of the Walmart and everyone behind me in line will be cheering.

#I am genuinely so tired of having like two small items and then having to wait for #Susan who filled two shopping carts with groceries #and Daniel who’s buying several items and waits to scan the six pack last #it’s always white people #if you have several items you can have the cashier scan while you take them out of the cart and someone else bags! It’s faster!#not to mention the fact cashiers will generally override the age check if you’re obviously over 21 #self checkout is an express lane it’s not an ‘I’m too good to talk to the cashier’ lane #if I go to the cashier with my bag of chip snack and water I look like a maniac #use the most efficient lanes it’s the grocery store don’t slow the process

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sharkyy599 · 25 days

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So the sharkees went on a date…. And Chip was fourth wheeling