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#I just had this silly little thought#that Venom's got big bright very white beautiful eyes#DOESN'T IT BOTHER EDDIE AT NIGHT#I wouldn't have been able to sleep fo sho#CERTIFIED SHITPOST#venom#eddie brock#symbrock#veddie#venom fanart#sunny draws
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The Gallifrey Academy Hot Five played all the renditions of the Doctor Who theme song in-universe. You heard it hear, folks. Something something, covers of traditional Gallifreyan folk song, something something.
#certified shitpost#doctor who#dw#dr who#classic who#new who#first doctor#theta sigma#koschei#gallifrey hot five#hot five#gallifreyan academy#gallifrey academy#academy era dw#doctor who academy era#academy era#yes thats what a periogosto stick sounds like you can trust me i invented them
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#speaking my truth#degeneracy#i am a feral animal for this man#football#ruben dias#yall needa understand when i say i will do things to him#no speaking just tags#certified shitpost
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I found this really cool website where you can make pjsk stickers for FREE. Yes, for FREE. It's called pjsk.oat.zone and there's a whole lot of different characters to use. I made one and I love it so much (but I don't know who the character is please somebody tell me)
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...i feel vaguely threatened...🍌(⊙ᗜ⊙)".....
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We used to pump 4 gallons of chocolate pudding into the bellies of new recruits, yelling out: WELCOME TO THE CORPS.
Can’t do that anymore… THIS NATION USED TO BAKE SHEET CAKES.
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The gender envy is strong
#I wanna be him so fuckin bad#does this count as a shit post?#trans hours#kaidan alenko#certified shitpost#trans posting
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hyunjin being usagi-coded
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can't wait until martin scorsese himself finds out abt goncharov (1973) and decides to actually film a goncharov (2023)
#i do think that no one would like it anyway bc 1.by now we have it all in our minds and anything would be shit 2.despite his importance he#doesn't have the taste of a tumblrina microblogger so it would be at best a classic masterpiece but we would remain an unprofitable public#but it would be a lot of fun. imagine the headlines 'scorsese makes a movie from ideas produced by a tumblr joke' it would make history#certified shitpost#goncharov#goncharov (1973)#fandom chaos#helene.txt
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Day 1 of imagining a 4 foot 9 girlboss murder a bar-ful of mafia men in a dramatized music video dance cover of Alesha Dixon's The Boy Does Nothing.
#there is lots of blood#And glitter#My favorite combination#will we make it to day 2#that remains to be seen#and no#i will not elaborate#certified shitpost#shitposting is my passion#oc#ocs#oc shenanigans
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when you finish all the art you needed to get done for the day but you wanna do MOAR
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Step 1: Crack open the Moon egg.
Step 2: Create a massive omelette.
Step 3: Solve world hunger.
Step 4: Profit???
#shhhh the tides and shit like that arent important#just OMELETTE#doctor who#dw#dr who#new who#twelfth doctor#clara oswald#kill the moon#i see nothing wrong with this plan /s#certified shitpost#shitpost#crack open that bad boy
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i find it so funny when people say they're about the "sexualize that old man" life but then take away every old man aspect about him. in THIS house, we stand for the wrinkles, the receding hairline, the dad bod, and the joints that pop whenever he walks. if he doesn't age ten years next time you rail him, you're not doing it right. blow that old man's back out! fuck him so hard he needs a hip replacement! go big or go home!!
#man i am in a MOOD today#but yeah this post is about weem#william afton#steve raglan#i'm a certified old man enthusiast#shitpost#ftmsr
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Incorrect Heartstopper Quotes Part 2
at the supermarket
Darcy: All right, the last item on the list is "virgin oil."
Darcy:
Darcy: Wow. Imagine being an item and still being called a virgin.
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I think this has got to be my magnum opus so far.
Audio is from this Siivagunner rip
#team fortress 2#tf2#animation#tf2 animation#tf2 scout#tf2 spy#siivagunner#aho art#certified aho classic#shitpost#GOD animating is so fun
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