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No we’re not mutuals I’m in an unrequited following with them
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ive developed a new studying technique called not doing it
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i love this character so much......i hope they get seriously injured and almost die
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After careful consideration and going over multiple options I think the best choice is stay warm and cozy in bed forever.
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bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements
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Made a little girl cry today.
I was manning a booth while dressed as a witch, and an elementary schooler asked me for a potion that would turn her big brother into a frog. I agreed, and spent five minutes preparing a concoction of vinegar, baking soda, food coloring, soap, and glitter, all according to her specifications. I had her stir it, and then when it was ready, I procured a little glass pebble, dipped it into the potion, and told her to place it under her brother’s bed to turn him into a frog by morning.
When I held it out to her, she started bawling, and explained that she didn’t really want her brother to turn into a frog, she loved him, and she didn’t want my magic after all.
“That’s okay,” I said. “This just means you’re a good sister.”
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I laughed so fucking hard at this
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things to update after a legal name change!
Social security card
Driver’s license
Passport
Birth certificate
Employer HR
Bank account
Credit card company
Car insurance
Health insurance
Utilities
Cell phone account
Voter registration
Your school
Professional organizations (for nursing, bar, teaching, etc.)
Doctor’s office & other health specialists
TV & internet
Paypal
*Please add to this list if you can think of anything else!!!
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I wanna do something with my life, like watch more movies.
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