if i see one more post “wildest dreams is about mgg” NO ITS FUCKING NOT IM SO SORRY girl they had ONE photo together that i believe was taken at a 4th of july party at her house like girl bye they hung out like once with a bunch of other people you guys are DELUSIONAL ?!:&:&23&

also if you hear the lyric “he’s so bad but does it so well” and think mgg u need help bcuz that man is anything but bad he writes children’s book and wears funky outfits

I often feel the need to point out that Lucy Gray did not leave because Coriolanus was a killer…she literally brought that topic up in a moment of relief that there would be no more killing (hopefully) to achieve peace in their lives. She was upset because he lied, as there was ONE thing she held above love: trust. She wanted to trust him—wanted the truth—and he screwed it up out of fear of her reaction. She wrote and performed live a song for him about how much she loved him AFTER HE KILLED THE GIRL THAT HAD BEEN MAKING HER LIFE A LIVING HELL! And with her, Billy Taupe gone, too. She realized killing was necessary, for they were both survivors. Their downfall was the lie, and that’s what haunts me about their story—to think what could have been had he just admitted his faults to her.

for their first time, james makes love to regulus under the stars. he rolls him over onto the soft grass, threads their hands together, and takes him apart under the comfort of the night sky. they are young and fumbling and innocently in love, and it’s so so special. i am a firm believer of this

john kramer could have had enough money to cure cancer if he sold the reverse bear trap as bondage gear instead of using it as a torture device

In every Sonic is a Celebrity setting I ever cook up, he's always a pain in the arse to big media:

They think he's family friendly, but the first time he says fuck is when they get him on a daytime news interview, and it came so unexpected they didn't have a bleep ready.

They think he's apolitical until he turns up at a random anti-capitalist rally and makes it a riot that lasts for days.

Nobody can ever get him to do sponsorships, except for the occasional foodtruck that didn't ask.

You ask him for comment on the street with a camera and he might go on a rant or just blow a raspberry and shoot off.

He doesn't know it, but he is blacklisted across the TV network because he doesn't follow instructions and they can't rely that he'll even be talkative that day.

Every now and again, he tweets a random opinion on socks and the stock market crashes because everyone's suddenly selling everything to buy into that brand.

His most active social media is club penguin, which he single handedly brought back by asking where it went on an Insta Live, and the site got bought to save it in their world.

He is a pain. The media doesn't like him as much as the public does. This is something robotnik has tried to weaponise against him, but Sonic is as yet oblivious to any smear campaigns.

Scarian is so insane. They’re soulmates. They’re sworn enemies. They’re married. They’re divorced. They’re greek tragedies that find comfort in the hands that stab them. They’re the sun and the earth, a god and his follower. They’re participating in psychological warfare at the DMV.

i am addicted to one thing, and it’s edits about matt with this song

(credits to the editor on tiktok)

TICK TOCK ON THE CLOCK I PACE DOWN YOUR BLOCK I BROKE MY OWN HEART CAUSE YOU WERE TOO POLITE TO DO IT

I LOVE imagine that I would be able to strike up a good conversation with Spencer, you know; something interesting and funny, although the truth is that I wouldn't be able to look at him in the eyes even if i try, my legs would tremble while I feel my heart rise to my throat.

i may be a united fan but i will always respect city’s shithousery. there’s not enough in woso and we desperately need it. arsenal fans talk about developing the game but city have done more good with a few cellys and some instagram captions than arsenals family day outs ever have.

Sarge x fem!reader imagines

He leaves you for a man

the way the writers season 1 tried to make us believe spencer was some “i’ve never even touched a woman, im so virgin and nerdy heehehe” and then made him do that pool scene. ur honor that man is NOT a virgin, did u SEE the way he was kissing her. that is a kiss of a man with skill, he was practically eating her face.

whenever i think about the way stu macher could sling me over his shoulder i start questioning if i need to be sedated

If i got payed to draw hot men I would enjoy my job too

hot butch dyke robin buckley hot butch dyke robin buckley hot butch dyke robin buckley hot butch dyke robin buckley hot butch dyke robin buckley hot butch dyke robin buckley hot buTCH DYKE ROBIN BUCKLEY HOT BUTCH DYKE ROBIN BUCKLEY HOT BUTCH DYKE ROBIN BUCKLEY HOT BUTCH DYKE ROBIN BUCKLEY

sick and tired of the rouxls and mettaton comparisons.

mettaton would invite rouxls onto his own personal talk show just to humiliate him publicly and when he tells rouxls to “look under his seat” for a “big surprise” he’s expecting keys to a new car but is instead greeted by the barrel of a shotgun