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spacelazarwolf · 7 months

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saw a post that gave me an eye twitch so i’m gonna break it down and analyze it bc i feel like it exemplifies a lot of what’s wrong with gentile discourse on i/p rn.

1. yeah, it is awful that zionist institutions and leadership use jewish trauma to justify why diaspora jews should unquestioningly support the current state of israel, regardless of the atrocities it commits against palestinians.

2. "israel is not your bube who survived the shoah" i don't know how to explain to you how fucking callous this sentence is.

3. for better or worse, israel did save jewish people. nearly a million jews from the swana region and 24,000 from ethiopia fled there after experiencing extreme violence and discrimination. you really think america or europe would have taken in a million black and brown jews? have you seen the current state of immigration?

4. "how do you argue with someone when their idea of israel is so rooted in their family trauma?" you don't. you validate their fears, make them feel heard, and then you offer them alternatives. the vast majority of diaspora support for israel is based in fear of persecution and eradication. if you offer real, legitimate solutions for the safety of diaspora jews, i guarantee you will be a thousand times more successful than just screaming at them and telling them "who fucking cares about your holocaust survivor bubbe????"

5. "how do you possibly tell them that the holocaust isn't relevant?" you don't, because it is. nearly 500,000 holocaust survivors moved to or were sent to israel after the shoah. some did not have a choice of where they were sent, some tried to go back to where they were living before but had no money and gentiles had taken their houses and belongings so they had nowhere to go, many faced violence upon trying to return to their hometowns in the form of pogroms, several countries turned them away. you cannot say the holocaust is not relevant to the current israeli population because gentiles in the diaspora are the reason they're there.

6. "i'm so tired of centering jewish identity in discussions over a nation state." are you stupid? genuinely, are you stupid? do you really not see how jewish identity and the history of the jewish people factor into a state with a fucking star of david on the flag that was founded after a genocide of 6 million jews that the rest of the world didn't want to deal with? seriously? no, jews in the diaspora are not responsible for the actions of the israeli government. we aren't more loyal to israel than we are to wherever we're living. but to say that israel has nothing to do with the jewish people is frankly laughable.

7. "how do you say that without sounding invalidating? like that just sounds horrible and antisemitic." that's because it is. you are being horrible and antisemitic.

edited to add: NUCLEAR SUPERPOWER?????????????????????????????? HELLO??????????????????????????

so please for the love of fuck educate yourself on the history of the jewish people and the history of the state of israel before making stupid ass posts like this. israel didn't manifest out of nowhere, it didn't come from "jewish supremacy" it came from hundreds of thousands of jews who were at their wit's fucking end with antisemitism in the diaspora, and from britain's colonization and imperialism paired with it's complete and total disregard for anyone who wasn't racially and culturally white. the monster that is modern day political zionism is a creation of the world's own making. people have been posting a lot about hamas being a response to 70+ years of israeli occupation, violence, and apartheid, but don't seem to understand that israel is a response to 3000+ years of persecution, expulsion, and genocide. the massacres and terror committed by hamas don't take into account the wellbeing of palestinians, and the oppression and violence perpetuated by the israeli government don't take into account the wellbeing of jews in israel or in the diaspora.

nothing will change if gentiles in the diaspora do not take responsibility for the rest of the world's role in the creation of israel. research your country, learn about how they treated their jews (not just during the holocaust but from the moment there were jews in your country), talk to your local jewish population, ask how you and organizations you are part of can help keep the diaspora safe for jews. because as an american jew, i don't want to move to israel. the government is borderline fascist, non ashki non orthodox jews are often seen as second class citizens, i don't speak the language, and my life is here. a lot of diaspora jews feel this way. but every time i see another group of nazis at a rally or get another bomb threat at my synagogue and look to see which country would be safest to move to as a trans person and as a jew, the only answer is israel, which is exactly what zionist institutions and leadership are counting on. if you want that to change, you and your community have to change it.

#ip

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is-the-snake-video-cute · 10 months

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Please be a patient with me if you've sent an ask in recently! I'm going to be at the hospital with my grandma for most of the day today and tomorrow as they run a bunch of tests in preperation for her surgery next week and the wifi is a bit garbage and hates Tumblr specifically.

Fortunately my bubbe is tough as nails, this woman escaped the Holocaust as a child and her review of stage 3 colon cancer is "4/10, not as scary as the Nazis."

I'll be around and answering asks when I can, so be patient with me! I'll be spending most of my time carrying my bubbe's things around for her and playing Lorwolf on the garbage hospital wifi, so short asks might take priority for a bit but I'll get to everyone as soon as I can!

#blog update #cancer tw

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amostexcellentblog · 8 months

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The Hangman's Guide to Winning Over Your Disapproving Admiral-In-Law

Step 3: Never, Ever, Let Him See You Cry

(Part 1 and Part 2)

Maverick: ...and the doctor says it's a miracle he survived at all. Jesus, it should've been me. The Darkstar was my project, I was the test pilot for all the earlier models, but I wanted him there with me, and I wanted to show that I trusted him.

Iceman: He chose this life, he knew the risks. We have to accept that Mav... But damnit it's easier said than done.

Hangman: *Shouts getting louder as he approaches* Rooster! ROOSTER! *Stops in the doorway, out of breath, still in a flight suit* Oh, Bradley... *Walks to his bedside* What.. Is he... Will he be okay?

Maverick: It's hard to say. The doctors say they've done all they can do, at this point it's largely psychological. If the spirit is willing he'll wake up within the next few days and he'll survive, get better and live out his life. But if he doesn't wake up then his body will start to shut down and eventually... They say the odds are 50/50, but I don't know.

Iceman: The thing is, even if he wakes up the doctors are sure he'll never walk again. Everything he's ever wanted, gone just like that, his career as a pilot, the navy, his engagement. How could he possibly want to wake up to all that?

Hangman: Engagement? What, you think he won't want me anymore just because he can't walk? Well tough luck Bradshaw because I ain't goin' nowhere! You tried to get out of this before during the uranium mission and I put a stop to it then too. You're never getting rid of me Bradshaw! Even if I have to steal your wheelchair and tie you to the bed! *Wipes the first tears from his eyes*

Hangman: Speaking of beds, remember we were looking at houses and I wanted that 5th floor walkup because you could see the ocean, but you wanted that 1-story bungalow because it had a yard? Well I guess you went and made that decision for me, you sneaky son of a bitch! But if you wake up, I'll forgive you. I'll even build you a ramp to the front door, and a deck out back so you can sit and enjoy that backyard you wanted so much. Course, I'll have to learn about carpentry and power tools first, but how hard can it be?

Hangman: Hmm... What else can I bribe you with? Ooh, if you wake up we'll have a fun new role playing opportunity. We can pretend we're in Coming Home and you'll be Jon Voight and I'll be Jane Fonda. Unless you wanted to try it the other way, but I don't know how well that will work... *Choked sob*

Hangman: I'm runnin' out of things to say here, Bradley. I guess the real reason you need to wake up is that I love you. I love those hick shirts you wear and the way you always have them buttoned wrong. Look like a giraffe, and I love you. I love how you can only play three songs on the piano, one of which is chopsticks, but whenever you see one you swagger over to it like you're Mozart, and I love the way you blush right up over your ears. I love you because you don't know how to kiss, always shoving your tongue down my throat like you have to map every inch of it because this might be your last chance. You jerk!

Hangman: I love you. Please wake up. I love the life we've had together, but I'm a selfish prick who wants more. Please wake up. I'll love the future life we'll make together and I promise I'll do everything I can to make you love it too... Please wake up Bradley... Please... I love you... Plea... *Breaks down in tears*

Iceman: Jake, my bubbe, when she was married back in Poland she wore a lace veil she'd commissioned from the finest lacemaker in Paris. When the war came and they had to sell everything they had to raise the funds to get out of the country, it was the only thing she kept from her old life. When her son got married, she gave it to my mother to wear as a welcome-to-the-family present. For our wedding, Maverick wore it wrapped around his arm. When you and Bradley get married, I'd like you to wear it.

Hangman:

Hangman: Thank you sir, I'd be honored.

#icemav #hangster #jake seresin #tom iceman kazansky #bradley bradshaw #pete maverick mitchell #top gun maverick #Just to clarify Bradley does wake up #Was gonna have him do it at the end but it was getting pretty melodramatic as it was #Jake's “I love you” speech was inspired by Ball of Fire #this whole set up seems familiar but I can't remember if I borrowed it from something else #oh well

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puresel · 5 months

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　 ◞◟ ♱ ◞ 　Moon ╱ Ocean Themed Prns　──

　　　　Moon ) Moonself ，Myo ) Myon ，Lune ) Lunar 　　Cre ) Crescent ，Li ) Light ，Sea ) Seaself ，Foa ) Foam 　　 Wa ) Water ，Oyc ) Oycean ，Oce ) Ocean ，Swi ) Swim 　　Aqu ) Aqua ，Wa ) Waves ，Cel ) Celes (tia) ，Spa ) Space 　　　　 Glub ) Glubself ，Blu ) Blub ，Bubb ) Bubbles 　　Ecli ) Eclipse ，Shi ) Shine ，🫧 ) 🫧self ，🌊 ) 🌊self

　　　──　requested by ﹕@ anon　　hope it's 2 yur liking :3

#a rose for you.ᐟ . .🌹#✧⨟ mor tags 。#neopronouns #xenopronouns #mogai #mogai safe #mogai blog #mogai term

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lilmissfanfic · 2 months

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One sided love

Adam x Reader Spencer x reader

Warning, old story please take my work.

I ran toward the police station. I had gotten a call from Adam, that he and Juila were being held for questioning about the murder he saw. They believed he might have been more involved but I know that's true.

Adam is my boyfriend for 3 years. I know he would never hurt anybody on purpose. He is so sweet an caring. He can be a very protective over the people he's close to but that's just because of his past. But this situation however traumatizing him. He can't sleep at night after what he saw.

He doesn't like talking about it so I don't push it. But I can't help but worry when he toss and turns throughout the night. Then around 5 am he gets up and sits outside.

I walked in and notice Adam signing some papers before he turned around and sighed in relief to see me. "Baby doll" He said rushing towards me into a lifting me in his arms and held me tightly and close. I sighed with my arms around his neck and my head burried in his sholder"I am so sorry, baby" He said, kissing my head

"It's okay, as long as your okay" I said. His eyes looked at me with adoration in his eyes. He pulls me for a hug once more

"It's okay, baby girl. I'm right here, baby. I'm not leaving you." He let me go and took my hand, walking towards the desk while he finished the paperwork.

"Hi" I said to Julia. Standing on the other side of me. She looked at me then smiled

"Hey, you" Julia said and I gave her a friendly smile. She finished the last thing before turning to me and leaned down to my level.

She pushed the hair out of my face even though I don't like being touched. "everything's going to be just fine, okay? don't worry your sweet little head. Bubbs and I have made sure everything is under control" she said and I nodded.

I looked down at my shoes. I knew they weren't going to tell me much. They didn't want me to worry or get involved. But sometimes it makes me feel like I'm not good enough. They have a very strong relationship and I know they have secrets between each other but they won't ever tell me.

I was snapped out of my thoughts when Adam put his arm around my shoulder.

"My precious girl" Adam says before kissing my head and I relax but also blush at my nickname.

"excuse me, I'm sorry to interrupt" a man said. We turned and looked at him. He was tall, with brown hair and eyes. He was dressed well sophiscated but wore a concern look on his face. He then leaned to my level.

"Hi, I'm Dr. Spencer Reid. What's your name?" He said calmly. I look towards Adam as he looked cautiously towards him but then looked down at me. He nodded

"My names Gracie" I said

"Well it's nice to meet you, Gracie. I was wondering if I could talk to you privately about this situation. If that's okay with you two?" He asked. I nodded. I then looked at Adam again. He had a slight glare towards the Dr. and held me a bit tighter.

"bubbs?" I asked and he looked at me calmly before nodding once more before letting go. Spencer held out his hand which I took hesistantly before we walked away. I looked back as Adam had a concern look on his face but Julia pulled him away.

I was guided into a interrogation room. Their was a table with a chair on each side. I looked at the Dr. and he shut the door before motioning for me to sit in the chair. It was metal so it was cold and hard. I was honestly nervous. My hands were shaking and I was figety. What if I say something wrong? am I in trouble?

"your okay. Just relax. it'll be just a few question, okay?" He said sitting down in front of me. I sighed before nodding

"How long have you known Adam and Julia?"

"W-Well I met Adam about Five years ago.."

"How did you met?"

"Well.. I was in collage and some classmates dragged me along to a party at the hotel."

"Were the classmates not your friends?" I shook my head

"No, they were only friends with me out of pity. Also since I was one of the only undergrads it was no surprise when people tried to be my friend so they can later ask me to help them with their homework or last minute projects. It wasn't until one of their on and off again boyfriends tried to attempt to force with me, they all stopped talking to me"

"Attempted?" I sighed but remain quiet "What happen, Gracie?"

Tears began in my eyes but I took a deep breath "He attempted to suduce me but I said no. h-he.. Drugged my drink.. then tried to take me to the bathroom. Luckily, Adam interfered. While my so-called friends were drunk of there ass so Adam took me home and made sure I was okay."

"What about Julia?"

"I met her the first time I visited Adam at work."

"Was she nice to you?"

"At first.. sort of.. but eventually when she got to know the real me she became really nice to me."

"What do you mean by sort of?" He asked but I stayed quiet

"Gracie, can you tell me more about Adam."

"W-well he's my boyfriend for about three years now."

"Has he ever harmed you?"

"What? N-no never."

"What about for someone else?" He asked and I looked up at him

#criminal minds #spencer reid x reader #spencer reid #jackson rathbone

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cuteasamuntin · 1 year

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I love the Jewish cooking experience because our recipes are split 50/50 between “so delicious and emotionally fulfilling I might cry” and “we lost our bubbe’s recipe box and all the salt 3 pogroms ago and we’ve never recovered”

#there are noodle kugels I would commit felonies for and there are noodle kugels that are doing felonies to my tastebuds #and then there’s the midcentury kugel crimes don’t even get me started #and that’s just the Ashkenazic casseroles #jumblr #if jew know jew know #Jewish food #cooking #Jewish cooking #Jewish history

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house-of-slayterr · 1 year

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Sobbing because this is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me 🥺 @queer-and-utter-chaos

#stiles #stiles stilinski #teen wolf #stiles kinnie #goth stiles #void stiles looking ass #Bubbe <3 #Teddy bear <3

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little-buggy-beetle · 1 year

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Bubbe you’re so cool Omg, I love Sparrow! You know how I feel about bird names 🥺🥰

#my teddy bear #Bubbe <3 #sparrow hood #ever after high #buggy blogs #little space sfw #age regressor #age regression

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theghostofashton · 6 months

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seven sentence sunday

thank you to @lemonlyman-dotcom @strandnreyes @carlos-tk @carlos-in-glasses @cold-blooded-jelly-doughnut @reyesstrand for the tags <3

He drops his backpack on the floor of his childhood bedroom in his mom’s apartment and then heads to the fridge. “Everything okay?” Gwyn asks, as he closes the fridge and opens a can of Coke. “I just changed your sheets last night, so your bed is all ready to sleep in.” “Thanks, mom,” he says. “Is dad working tonight?” She makes a face and nods. “How does soup sound for dinner? I made the stock yesterday.” His mouth immediately waters. Emotion swells in his throat, as she slides past him and opens the fridge. She takes out the container of stock, and then a carton of eggs. Her matzo ball soup – his bubbe’s recipe, really – is his favorite. The ones he’s tried in restaurants are good, but different. His bubbe always used to say that it was love, when he was growing up. He never really believed that, but now he thinks it might be true. It's only been a few months, but TK isn't sure he realized how much he missed his mom until now.

not sure who hasn't been tagged yet so how about @bonheur-cafe @lightningboltreader @wtfuckevenknows @sanjuwrites

#exes to lovers au #seven sentence sunday #911 lone star

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dylan-duke · 9 hours

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nora was having a really hard time with quinn going away for games 3 and 4, so when he gets home she will not let go of him regardless of what anyone says

"nora come with?" nora asks as quinn packs his bag for practice,

"you don't want to stay here with bubbe and gramps?" nora shakes her head,

"wanna be with you daddy," quinn nods humming,

"ok darling. just for today though ok? daddys gotta focus," nora pouts,

"but you leave daddy," quinn blows out a breath of air and runs a hand through his hair,

"i know baby but its for work,"

#dad! quinn #dad! quinn hughes #quinn hughes #nora hughes

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boxwinebaddie · 2 months

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pls tell me kyle went after stanley after he punched gerald. also i feel so bad for ike :(

don't worry, baby; he definitely did!

no, i feel so bad for ike too.

that whole thing was a fucking mess.

but to jog your re(memory): it is the night of darling isaac moisha broflovski's sweet and sour seventeenth birthday dinner. and ravenstan made a very thoughtful and conscious effort to appear presentable in front of ike's parents, relatives and jewish in-laws. so he is wearing a very nice suit, none of his piercings are in, he's cleaned up very nicely and most notably of all:

his raven of crimson dawn electric blue hair...

...is now stanley marsh signature black. <3

rip the blue hair-era, but black hair/natural hair color stan is very near and dear to my heart, because it shows a lot of growth, healing and positive character development for him. he also...does look like a dead ringer, ironically, for a dearly beloved and very dead child that perished in a fire some ten-odd years ago, so people do stare at him for a long time/have to do a double take.

but mostly because he's absolutely radiant. he looks really, really good with the black hair it makes his eyes really blue...he's...wowza.

and he tries to slide in very quietly, but was unfortunately fashionably late because he was swearing very loud in spanish for like a half hour trying to tie a tie...unsuccessfully, but again, he's licherally drop dead goregous, so he cannot ever enter a room without all eyes on him. he feels very bad about that and is trying to be reserved because it's ike's birthday dinner and he's a world famous rockstar and really trying very hard not to take away from that.

but it was important to him that he make a good impression, not look like a unpolished dirt bag celebrity and impress kyle's family/not embarrass kyle, ike and his parents in front of their extended family.

which he does naught embarrass them in the slightest or embarrass them at all! likewise, a common theme with the broflovskis is that they all like stan very much, specifically zayde, which is very hard to do because he's very straight laced, conservative, uptight and only speaks hebrew. but he whispers stuff to bubbe and bubbe repeats it to stan about him being a very handsome young man with great prospects. ravenstan waves, blushes and makes a lot of hand hearts.

ravenstan is so freaking cute, i'm love him so much.

and it's really hard not to love stan because he's very polite and sweet and quite awkward, his laugh is such a car collision of sounds and he's staring at the salad fork and the dinner fork breathing so hard, looking like a very confused lost puppy. ( jersey does...help him a lot and whisper stuff to him. they play a lot of accidental footsie because even though he's mad at him...kyle can't really help but be crimson drawn to him. ) and again, it's hard not to be drawn to him, he's very pretty and nice and has a sort of endearing natural charm to him.

but he's really, trying not to make ike's big day anything, but about him, but unfortunately, ike, like always is a bit of an after thought so the entire night does end up being about ravesey which sucks. mostly because gerald is trying to proposition raven into letting him represent him as his personal lawyer because all he sees is dollar signs, whilist taking very brutal, not so sly digs at kyle to make himself feel big. and kyle feels like he's seven years old again, too big and yet, far too small, sinking into himself, taking that verbal abuse, looking super uncomfortable. it comes to a head when gerald says something extremely foul about kyle, i'm not sure what it is but it is really dehumanizing and evil. kyle looks like he wants to cry...

so stan PUNCHES THE LIVING SHIT out of gerald, breaks the fuck out of his nose, defends kyle very chivalrously, everyone is screaming, and ravenstan is freaking out so he runs out the front door like he's just committed a hit and run or vicious execution.

now, that puts us here.

which is outside the broflovski house.

ravenstan is sweating bullets, pacing back and forth, his heart is fucking racing, he can barely breath because his lungs are fucked from smoke inhalation at the farm which coupled with his already very shitty chronic asthma makes every shallow, labored sin-amin scented breath excruciating. with no relief because despite his flawless james not-blonde appearance, in messy, careless adhd boy fashion, he does naught have his inhaler. as a lovely reference and homage to peppermint, i think jersey actually carries stan's inhaler.

so whatever, fuck the inhaler, he wants to die. for real this time. but before he can *stas vc* go lie in the street, jersey comes running out the front door and stan immediately feels a wave of dread set in.

because he knows kyle is royally pissed. like he decked the fuck out of his dad in front of everyone and destroyed ike's birthday. :(

he starts stammering, talking so fast you can barely understand him

and says something to the effect of:

"kyle, i'm so sorry. i'm so fucking sorry! i just wanted tonight to be perfect and i ruined everything again. god, i fucking ruin everything. i feel awful for ike. this was his special day. it was supposed to be special and it's all a mess now. i'll apologize to everyone, i promise! your mom, your--your dad, of course, your brother especially, your aunts, uncles, oh god, i'll apologize to zayde, especially. i know--fuck--i know he can't speak english but, i'll use google translate or something, god this is all so fucked up.

i am so sorry, kyle. i know you already hate me and never want to see me again, so i'll go. i--the boys and marj, they can play without me, kenny can sing almost as good as i can. i didn't...i didn't mean to hit your dad. i've never actually hit any one in my life! i just couldn't take it anymore! the way he was talking about you, it made me so fucking mad! it made me fucking sick! because it's not true, ky! you are not nothing, you're everything to me. everything. and i just--"

stan is hysterical, his eyes are welling up with tears…

it's so horrible.

but right when ravenstan is sure that jerseykyle is going to hit him to get stan back for hitting ger and say he never wants to see him again, kyle surges forward...and wraps him in a very tender embrace.

it's a rare gesture, jersey does not hug people, let alone hold people people so tight that stan feels like all the air has left his lungs. mostly because he's shocked. he makes a small, surprised gasping sound. his eyes are wide open. he doesn't understand what's happening. kyle hates him. he ruined everything. and yet, kyle wrapped his arms around him, breathing in the scent of his hair, running hands over the expensive fabric that clings to stan's back like he's clinging onto him. this is all stan has ever wanted since they broke up, even though they were technically never dating. to have kyle this close again. they spent those 3-4 days together in silence, tension forming...

this is the release. and it was worth the wait.

then, kyle pulls away and when he looks at stan...

he looks at him like he is the most beautiful thing in the world.

precious. immaculate. flawless.

not raven of crimson dawn.

not stanley marsh.

but his stanley marsh.

his.

and in the softest, shaky ghost of a voice, he whispers,

"stanley randall william marsh..."

he says the words like prayer. it's a quiet utterance and with the unhinged, deafening chaos of what's happening inside, no one can hear it. just stan. his stan, whose face he grasps gently, whose eyes he looks into when he finally deigns to speak again. and when he does his voice is vulnerable, like we've never seen jersey before as he looks into his eyes, which glisten and glow when he says,

"that is the sweetest fuckin' thing anyone has ever done for me."

"...thank you."

and kisses him on the cheek.

and it's almost i love you.

it's as good as.

because jersey’s been a fighter his whole life. a lone wolf since stan's disappearance and presumed passing. and when something bad happens, everyone always thinks 'kyle is loud and vicious and mean and strong; he can take care of himself. he can deal with it.' so he's always barred his teeth, been nasty and fought his own battles.

no one has ever defended jersey.

no one.

so stan standing up for him, stan defending him against his dad, the one person in the world he's absolutely terrified of. willing to break his stance as a peaceful protestor, a gentle nature thing, a pacifist, to break kyle's dad's nose for talking down to him, to actually, break his thumb because he doesn't know how to punch and put his thumb inside his fist, fracturing the bone...

kyle has never felt loved like that in his entire life.

and the kiss on the cheek, i think, is ten times more tender than kissing him on the lips or anywhere else on his body. it's such a precious thing, a gentle thing, a vulnerable thing for him.

it's unfortunately also because he thinks stan is dating call girl, which, that situation is complicated so i won't get into it into this ask. but kyle and the others can't know that they're not actually dating, because outing that information will put kyle and his friends lives in danger. he also made a promise to call girl/wendy, to keep her secret specifically from bebe who is dating wen/wendyl and does not know that she is secretly call girl. but again...that's for another ask.

this is a special ravesey ask, which, speaking of them and the aftermath of this exchange, i don't...exactly know what happens. i didn't get this far, but i'll try to piece something together for you.

i think that raven probably says something like "i can't go back in there; i--i can't." and jersey shakes his head solemnly and says,

"so don't."

and they have a little night together.

i think they walk to the corner store where raj works <3, pick up some medical supplies, maybe skittles for kyle, a bottle of wine. i'm supposing that maybe jersey hops on crim which, i love stan's hot boy motorcycle he's so coooool. and end up at stark's pond? look up at the stars, kyle very lovingly patches up stan's finger and maybe they talk a little bit, there's a lot of stan wanting to tell him everything but he can't. jersey gets white boy wasted and is being silly, stan thinks he's really cute and is making fun of him, haha. and...

they fall asleep on that picnic blanket with jersey's head on stan's chest...and for a moment. as it turns out,

my darlings...

the night was actually perfect after all. :')

-uncle nina, who has a branch in her eye again

p.s. i got too lazy to re-type my tags, here they are.

#sorry i lost all my tags i pasted them at the bottom #this is a long post #soz

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amazingmsme · 5 months

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Asdjgkglv okay so im currently LOVING your npmd stuff !!! (and excited for more soon!) - do you have any hcs for Ted and Peter being playfully combative brothers? I love the two of them so so much. OR do u have any hcs for Jason and Kyle with ler max? Kyle specifically gives off lee energy idk. Anyways i appreciate you sm <3 -🍍anon

Lzgwsldlqbs thank you so much! I’m so happy you’re enjoying it because I’ve been loving all the Hatchetfield content on here & I’m glad there’s a demand for it!

& how about BOTH! Literally all the characters in npmd are so fun & lovable I couldn’t say no💗 Again, this got a little long, so gonna put it under the cut so I don’t clog the dash lol

Ted & Peter

Idk the exact age gap between them, but I’m pretty sure it’s close to 10 years or somewhere in that range. So Ted was old enough to take care of him when their parents needed him to, & he adored everything to do with his little brother

He lowkey was mad when his parents would take him away for a nap or something because that’s HIS playmate to do with as he pleases!

They were definitely closer when Ted was still pretty young. He would make up games for them to play & Peter would go along with whatever his big bro said

This included a lot of roughhousing & play fights that Ted always won. He would make sure not to be too rough with him tho

Tickle fights were very common between them & Ted was absolutely ruthless, not that Peter really minded all that much when he was little. Now that he’s older he makes more of a fuss, but he knows it’s just Ted’s way to show him he loves him

Ted used to tickle him mainly to cheer him up or play but now he just does it to be annoying & see his baby bro smile because he doesn’t smile as much as he used to

When they were little, Peter would fight back but rarely win unless Ted let him. Now that he’s older he can hold his own & has gotten a fair amount of revenge after his growth spurt hit

It was the best thing ever when Peter saw that cocky ass smirk leave Ted’s face as soon as he realized what was coming

Ted is soooo annoying I love him so much he does everything he can think of to piss Peter off. He messes up his hair, smacks his phone out of his hands, walk up behind him & do that thing where you kick someone’s knee from behind, & Peter finally has enough of it & snaps

Ted canNOT take what he dishes out & Peter thinks it’s hilarious

When they play fight it always turns to tickling & when they have a tickle fight it slowly escalates to violence kzhwksnf

I love them so much I don’t think it’s healthy

Jock Trio

So we see how Max ain’t the nicest to his friends & still picks on them, so it’s only natural to assume he wrecks their shit at any given opportunity

Again for him it feeds into his power trip, but that’s only half of it. He really does love his friends & enjoys hearing them laugh

He resorts to tickling to make them laugh because he doesn’t think he’s all that funny. He doesn’t really know a lot of jokes so he resorts to Humor By Force

You are so SO right about Kyle giving off lee energy, he is so hyper & smiley dude just loves to laugh & hang out with his buds

Max teams up with Jason against Kyle most often, but if Jason is feeling down or looking particularly vulnerable he’ll rope Kyle into his scheme

Whenever he does this, he’ll tap them on the shoulder & just give them this look & they know what he means

Jason is a more equal match for Max & puts up more of a fight, so that’s why he tends to tickle Kyle more

Jason & Kyle also have tickle fights all the time! Kyle knows Jason is more playful & less mean with his teases than Max. But if Max walks in on them he will join in & help whoever is currently winning

Kyle is more ticklish & he has a really loud boyish laugh & it’s so cute! He throws his head back & laughs freely & doesn’t even fight back. He will just lay there & take it & weakly curl in on himself

His worst spots are his belly, thighs, ribs & feet

Jason has a deeper laugh but is still very bubbly & endearing

His worst spots are his armpits, hips, knees & sides

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