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b0nten · 4 months

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GINGERBREAD HOUSES

[SYNOPSIS] ˚⁀➷｡ building gingerbread houses with the tr boys!!

[NOTES] ˚⁀➷｡ if you guys want any other character included juat comment and i’ll add them!! happy late christmas <3

ABSOLUTELY DEVOURS : you would have never thought he would take this seriously, but he did. he prepares the frosting, asks you about where you want the candies to be put and what aesthetic you want to go for. he’s THE architect of gingerbread houses and trust, he will make that house the sturdiest one the earth has ever seen. don’t be fooled though, he’s still gonna dip his finger in that frosting and smudge it on your face, but not before he makes you happy by finishing the house.

➷｡ TAKEOMI , RAN, DRAKEN, CHIFUYU, INUPI, MITSUYA, KAKUCHO

tries his… best: he’s still sloppy with it, and the frosting melts until he understands what you want the house to look like, but he tries his best best — runs to put the melting frosting in the fridge in hopes of saving it, tries to be extra careful with his movements — but it all seems in vain. the house looks like an old shed that’s about to fall, but at least he made you laugh.

➷｡ BAJI, RINDOU, KOKO, HAKKAI, MOCHI, SHINICHIRO, ANGRY, IZANA, SANZU, KAZUTORA

doesn’t take it seriously… at all: he’s not being mean on purpose, but he really can’t fathom building that gingerbread house successfully. the gingerbread smells funky, you’ve left him the task of preparing the frosting which in all honesty was the worst idea ever — it’s sloppy, it’s clumpy— and he’s already eaten half of the candies you guys were supposed to use as decor while you’re exasperating on the floor, next to him. but he looks at you, smiling, and you burst out laughing, rolling on the carpet and he joins too and you’re both left a giggling mess.

➷｡ HANMA, MIKEY, WAKASA, SMILEY, SHION

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highpri3stess · 4 months

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Beginner's Guide to being a Tokyo Revengers Yandere, pt 1: How to kidnap Mikey

Fic warning: crack, kidnapping, arson mention

So you want to kidnap and own Manjiro 'Mikey' Sano? Well, you've come to the right place! I, Monika, Monica's other persona, have a lot of experiences as a Yandere for a while now and I have studied the most optimum way to get your beloved Mikey.

Honestly if you have zero to no morals, then this is the right place for you. With that, here are five easy steps in kidnapping the love of your life♡

1. Step one: Distract Draken and Baji. Idc how you do it, set their bikes on fire, pants them. Just do it. No need to do too much for Takemitchi though, anyone can take him in a fight.

2. Step two: leave a trail of dorayaki that leads to your cage. If you're broke like me, get a small fan and a plate of dorayaki and blow it towards his open window. Instantly he would run out and follow the trail or smell anywhere in the world.

3. Step three: follow him carefully. If using the broke girl plan, whisper 'psspsspssspsss' . It will make him respond even faster. DON'T LET HIM SEE YOU. or he would get scared and run away. He's a curious one so make sure to hide and keep him anticipating! He loves a good hide and seek.

4. Step four: this is the tricky part. If using a cage, You have to close the cage FAST before he realizes what is going on. If using a ziptie plan, make sure the last ten dorayaki is sedated. Do you hear me SEDATED. Or you'll get kicked in the face.

5. Step five: you've gotten so far! Congrats! You have sucessfully acquired a wild Mikey. He might scratch or hiss or even kick you, but if you provide a steady food supply, he'll mellow out instantly and possibly be a good boy. Will bite occassionally.

Warning: do not. ABSOLUTELY do not hit him across the head. It will end up badly for you. He will not get knocked out but he would be REALLY mad and well, I don't need to tell you what happens after that-

this method does not work on bonten Mikey. Sanzu will shoot at you.

Follow for more guides ♡ and don't be afraid to request any character at all! I have more advice to spare!

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zorosleftmantit101 · 11 months

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Now writing for Tokyo Revengers.

To commemorate my re hyper fixation on the show im gonna write some fluff.

Smut for hanma cause I'm a whore 😤👍.

Late night motorbike rides with Tokyo Revengers characters!

Characters: Mikey, Baji, Smiley, Angry, pah, ran, Hanma.

C/W: swearing N|SFW in Hanmas (time skip)

A/N: just rewatched the show I love pah sm.

Mikey:

Loves lazy night rides.

What? Your bored on the couch at home "lets go for a ride."

Your bored during school, text him "lets go for a ride."

Your getting up to take a piss, "lets go for a ride."

He cute abt it tho doesn't go to fast if your scared.

Stops if you guys wanna get food

Overall:

10/10

Baji:

A fucking menace

He is pegging it down the road so far over the speed limit you are fearing for your life.

"BAJI SLOW DOWN"

He goes faster.

As long as your gripping onto him like your life depends on it he will never slow down.

Overall:

6/10

Smiley:

An even bigger menace because he just finds it funny.

"Awww comon you keep squeezing me like that im gonna explode"

"I HOPE YOU DO FUCKING EXPLODE"

Goes faster

Nuzzle your face into his neck and he might slow down just because he loves you.

Overal:

- negative 600/10

Angry:

THE BEST EVER

you wanna go fast he goes fast.

You wanna go slow he goes slow.

You wanna sit on his lap while he rides slow down the scenic route he can't hide his blush.

You wanna kiss his neck while he rides by all means please he wants you too.

Overal:

100000000/10

Pah:

You could fall asleep against him he's so fucking warm.

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD REST YOUR HEAD ON HIS SHOULDER.

He loves knowing that you can just find comfort within him.

He will drive down the fancy part of down to show you off to all the fancy pricks.

Ran:

He has you sitting all pretty on his lap while he rides down the road.

He rubs up and down your thigh whenever the two of you get to a red light, the fucking skank.

Makes sure your wearing the shortest skirts as you struggle to not flash the general public.

He's a whore with a capital fucking W the man has no shame. He's gotta make sure everyone knows that your his tho snaking his hand around your weist.

Hanma: N|SFW

And actual slut.

After time-skip he didn't ride his bike as much but on special nights when your especially bored he'll humour you, take you for a ride.

Has his fingers plunged right into your cunt as you pulled up outside his apartment.

"Fuck, how you feeling now still bored huh?"

He's a big meanie but he loves you.

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avengersassemble123 · 1 year

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ASKING TOKREV BOYS FOR YOU TO WAX THEM

Characters/pairings: Mikey x reader, draken x reader, Takemichi x reader, Baji x reader, Chifuyu x reader

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MIKEY

“Hold on now” Mikey interrupted, as he stopped you from peeling the wax layer on his belly button area by his one hand while the other supported him onto the bathroom sink, “You’re acting like I chose this, when you just wanted to see my reaction.” He yammered, his past confident demeanor dissolving. “You did choose to do this Mikey.” You said with a blank face, although trying yourself from keeping the small smile slip out as your body was contained with uncontrollable laughter.

“EEESSHHH” Your boyfriend hissed, grabbing your hand tightly from peeling the layer, glaring at you, while you finally let out your snort. “You’re not listening. You’re not listening.” Your boyfriend called out, his hands gesturing towards his ears, “You’re not listening to me. Look me in they eyes and have some-you gotta have- Oh my god Y/N you gotta feel for the other people. You just can’t do what you can do. Why do you think doctors are doctors? They don’t just rip out like anything, they rip out with a sort of manner-“. You tried shushing him while slowly moving your hand towards the belly, “Y/N stop I know what you’re trying to do. You gotta listen to me-”

You stopped your boyfriend’s babbling by slamming your lips against his gently, to which he reciprocated passionately. After a few seconds, you departed your lips from his, your eyes slowly opening while his remain intact,

“I love you.” You said

“I love you t-“

You ripped out the layer without warning, which led to Mikey widen his eyes in shock, a short high pitched scream being let out from his throat. You stood with your mouth agape, leaning forward and wheezing, while you boyfriend instantly covered his belly with his hands. You continued cackling while your boyfriend supported himself by the sink, rubbing his belly and groaning audibly, nodding his head with a pout.

—-

DRAKEN

Draken knew what waxing was as he had seen the girls in the salon do it. But that didn’t mean he was keen into it.

“Let me know when you’re ready.” You said, as Draken looked at you mixing the melted wax, “ Not really, but do I have a choice since I know you’ll bother me even if I say otherwise..”

He touched the machine and mixed the semi solid lotion, wincing and realizing how hot it is, “oh no..”

You instructed him to put powder in his nostrils, after which you put the candy sticks, dipped with hot wax in his nostrils, making him wince at the hotness, “Goddamn it’s hot, you said it was gonna be warm.” He winced, which made you chuckle.

Your boyfriend laid patiently, as you both waited for the wax to solidify, you laughing few times at the scene of your boyfriend with two sticks and wax stuffed in his nose, while he laid and read a magazine.

“One. Two. Three.” You called out as you ripped out the stick from his left inner nostril. Draken sat still, his eyes widened and blinking rapidly and mouth agape, staring at the wax stick on your hand with his nose hair on it. “I thought you were gonna yell to be honest.” You laughed as your boyfriend rubbed his eyes which had accumulated slight tears due to the pain, “The pain is way more than yelling.” He replied nodding his head. “Get this shit off of me.” He said pulling your hand towards the other stick in his nose.

Your boyfriend took a deep breath, before you counted to three and ripping out the other stick, which made him loudly groan in pain, touching his nose by his right hand as he leaned back, while you cackled at the scene in front of you.

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TAKEMICHI

Takemichi laid in the bed, as you applied the wax strip on his chest. “Michi are you sure you wanna do the chest area?” You asked with an eyebrow raised, letting out a small smile. “Yea I’m sure. I don’t think it’s going to hurt that much. It doesn’t even seem so painful.” “Alright..whatever you say.” You replied stifling your laughter as you then applied the wax on his chest.

Four wax strips were laid on his chest, with your boyfriend surprisingly confident. “It’s a little hot, but I’ve handled worse.” He said, but his expression betraying him as you could see sweat rolling down his head, for reasons maybe unknown to you or not. “It’s not gonna hurt that much right?” “We’ll see.” You retorted with a smile, which made your boyfriend’s face pale at your reply.

“Three. Two. One.” You ripped out the strip which made your boyfriend holler a loud scream, his hands going to shield his chest, while you cackled beside him, wheezing at his expression which now streamed tears from his eyes, “OH MY GOD THIS HURTS??” He exclaimed while rubbing his sore part which was burning. “Oh my god baby are you alright?” You said reaching to hug him, with tears almost running from your eyes, for different reasons compared to your boyfriend’s. “Yeah I’ll be fine don’t worry about me. As I said I’ve suffered worse.” He said letting out a smile, while his hands covered his chest.

You went towards another strip but before you could, your hand was stopped by Takemichi holding it back, while he used his other hand to lay over the wax strips from keeping you from ripping it, “Listen baby, listen-“ “Michi I need to remove the other strips.” “Are you sure there’s no other way?” You chuckled at his reaction, before nodding a ‘no’.

“Fine..just give me a few minutes to calm down.” “Okay”

After 10 mins you tried again, this time with a cloth stuffed in his mouth and him breathing violently through his nose.

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BAJI

“You better wipe that smug smile off your face when I say ‘I told you so’”. “Oh please it doesn’t even seem that bad.”

Baji was sitting on your bed cross-legged while you were sitting beside him, mixing the melted wax on the bedside table. You put the sticks with the wax in his nostrils, while he continued to be smug, saying how it didn’t even hurt a bit (although you did see him furrow his eyebrows and make a slight troubled face when putting the sticks inside his nostrils).

“Alright lay down, I’m about to pull it out.” “Let’s hope this is at-least a bit fun.” Now you were determined as well as sure that you could wipe his smug smile off his face. You were stifling with laughter as you sat on his lap, moving forward, holding the stick, “Whenever you’re ready.”

You pulled the stick with less force as to not hurt your boyfriend but that led to you failing to pull it out, which now led to your boyfriend howling in pain, making you jolt back in surprise and get off him, as you covered your face to hold in your laughter which you desperately failed. Baji screamed one more time, sitting up on the bed with his mouth agape, his hands holding the sticks, turning and facing towards you, “YOU STUPID BITCH!!” You wheezed more intensely after hearing him call you out like that, “FUCKING HELL THIS SHIT HURT!” Baji yelled at you, as you were now laying on the bed clutching your stomach in pain, tears streaming down your face. “Oh my god it’s stuck in my nose.” Baji groaned as he tried removing the sticks, but by a high margin failing. “Oh my god it’s hard as fuck.” “Yes, it’s because you have to rip it out.” You explained still laughing at your boyfriend’s reaction. “Baji I told you it was gonna hurt.”

Your boyfriend walked towards the mirror, “Oh my god it’s stuck to my- oh my- This stupid fucking bitch I swear to god.” He continued cursing while you laid on the bed cry-laughing, looking at your boyfriend trying to pull the wax out from his nostrils, yelling and groaning in pain.

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CHIFUYU

“UHHHHHHH” Chifuyu let out a pained groan as he attempted to remove the wax strip on his armpit. “UHHH FUCK AHHHHHH” Chifuyu yelled and moaned, which made you laugh at the scene playing out in front of you.

“UHH FUCK Y/N I HAVE TO GO FAST” “THATS EXACTLY WHAT I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU.” You exclaimed, your face red of laughter. “Y/N, Y/N” Chifuyu called out. “Wait I’ll help.” You said moving closer to him, as you held his arm more straight up, “GO UP! NO WAIT DOWN! WAIT!”

“I’ll go up” you said, trying to dissolve your boyfriend’s confusion, and also to relieve from his pain easily.

“THREE. TWO. ONE. GO!” You ripped half the strip, making your boyfriend’s eyes widen in pain, “Y/NNNN” he whined, “Baby don’t worry you’ll be fine.” You said, hugging your boyfriend.

“What the fuck let’s do this.” He took a deep breath before counting down again, this time a much bigger portion being shaved, only a small part of the strip being stuck. “EESSSHHHHH Y/N it hurtss” Chifuyu hissed, covering his armpit by his other hand, leaning forward.

“Alright just a bit is left.” You said, moving towards the strip, to which he stopped you by one hand, “Wait wait not like this. Pull it from the down.” You complied, “when you’re ready Chifuyu.”

“Fuck this. I’m never gonna underestimate your advices Y/N again I promise. Just get this off me.” Your boyfriend took a deep breath, before closing his eyes and groaned audibly, as you counted down.

You ripped the remaining part off, which led to your boyfriend lean forward, holding his hand on the armpit, rubbing the slightly burning area, as you laughed and hugged him, roaming your hands through his hair.

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hxpel3s5-slxxt · 3 months

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𝔐𝔬𝔳𝔦𝔢

Characters: Takashi Mitsuya x Reader, Keisuke Baji, Nahoya Kawata, Takemichi Hanagaki, rest of Toman mentioned

Warnings: Swearing, bitches messy asl, idek girl this shit jus came to me

A/N: Italics= other girl

"Bitch, you look like a fucking mutt, bitch."

Right now, you and Toman were on the way to see a movie. You sure as hell was not getting on no motorcycle, so ya'll were walking.

However, comma, dumbass Takemichi had to use the restroom even after you told everyone to go before ya'll left.

So, ya'll stopped at a park so he could go. While ya'll was waiting, some little girl wanna come up and flirt with your man.

At first, you was side-eyeing her and rolling your eyes, like bitch, get the fuck on.

You brushed it off, cause you know you and Mitsuya are locked in for real. Besides, everyone could tell he wasn't feeling her at all.

Now, not once during this whole ordeal was you ever disrespectful towards that little girl, but she wanna be rubbing on his arm and shit. So, you had to do something. As politely as you could muster, you said, "Uhm ion think my man wants you touching all on him like that..."

And you gently pushed her crusty hands off him. Then, she wants to go and get disrespectful and say, "Don't touch me, you musty bitch."

Okay, now you're upset.

Then, Mitsuya, being the gentleman he is, says "You need to watch your mouth. I really wasn't interested anyways.." And shrugs her off.

Then, for some reason, she wanna go off on you.

"Bitch, please. You look like Freddy Krueger. I really should beat your ass."

Mitsuya, already knowing something was about to happen, was already between the two of you and pushing you back.

That aint do shit, though, cause all you did was yell over his shoulder.

"Nigga, you should not be talking, ho. You got a whole seafood boil in your panties." At this point, you was reaching over his shoulder tryna grab her, cause she wanna fight, right? But Mitsuya was not having it. Nigga was holding you back, tryna talk you out of fighting that little girl.

At that, the bitch was just standing there, not doing nothing, but she wanted to talk all big and bad, so you called her out.

"Bring yo Hungry, Hungry, Hippo looking ass over here, bitch. You aint slick. I thought you wanted to beat my ass?"

Now she wanna walk up, (still a safe distance away, cause the bitch scary as fuck) and start putting her hands in your face.

"Bitch, you're scary, you're terrifying, ho! Run up, get done up, bitch! I'm like that."

You for real gotta look at her like she dumb, cause she can clear as day see you're being held back. "Bitch, you look like a fucking mutt, bitch. You see he's not letting me go. Don't try and play that."

At this point, you're done arguing with a stupid ho, so you let Mitsuya take you back to the rest of Toman.

Everybody else brought they girlfriend too, so they was ready to fight, cause the bitch on the phone talking bout some, "let me call my friends." like bitch, you and yo friends can get it.

You see Takemichi is back, and everyone was ready to go. Except for Nahoya and Baji, who had one arm around their girlfriends, and was recording the fight with the other. You roll your eyes at them and smile.

"Ya'll ghetto as fuck." you laugh, smacking their heads.

"Aint you fighting with some girl in public?" Baji points you out.

"For real." Nahoya backs him up.

"Nah, cause she wasn't ready for this work." You giggle and go to hold Mitsuya's hand.

"Come on so we can go see this movie."

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dr4kenlvr · 2 years

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𝐁𝐄𝐄𝐏 𝐁𝐄𝐄𝐏 𝐌𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊𝐄𝐑 !!

feat. mikey sano, draken, baji keisuke, chifuyu matsuno, mitsuya takashi (reader is mentioned here and there too!) - crack/humour/fluff (1.2k+)

nana's note: can toman boys drive cars?? no keep reading to find out about the boys and their driving habits!! spoiler alert: in no way should you drive like them please don't listen to this post LMAO

MIKEY

to mikey, the written test wasn't too bad—he went in, sat in his little cubicle, and got through the questionnaire without too much issue

dude couldn't lie though, he was sweating bullets at the demerit point questions FR

but of course, mikey boasts to everyone (especially baji but we'll get to that later) about his success, and is very excited to hit the road

didn't realize just how small being behind a car wheel feels until he sits and needs to bump the seat up a few notches LMAO

baji teases him: "you need heels on to reach the pedals, too? HAHHAHA"

is constantly driving with an :0 expression

"oh my god, the car is moving ken, im making the car move—ken, look!"

"yes mikey, your foot is on the gas pedal."

cheers when he does a left turn successfully, because fuck are those a pain in the ass sometimes

sometimes forgets to signal, and has been flipped off a few times for almost crashing in front of the car behind him

"oops!"

mikey absolutely has a snack stash in his trunk too—it's filled, and always being refilled, with sweets, savoury treats, and drinks

"y/n, could you grab me a bag of chips please? any flavour!" he yells from the front

???? what ????—you crane your head back to a fucking kitchen of snacks like it's normal for anyone to have that much

occasionally gets extremely tired at the wheel, and shuts his eyes for two seconds at a red light

it's either a honk waking him up or ken profusively cursing at him

"oops!" x2

DRAKEN

now i don't wanna be bias (user dr4kenlvr, am i right), but ken is probably the second best driver on this list

written test wise, he passed on the first try

wasn't too difficult, and the lady at the desk even congratulated him with a warm smile, to which he happily returned

he got use to the mechanisms of the car pretty quickly

all of these gears and switches were like second nature to him, considering how much he works with motorbikes on the regular

likes to play music as he drives, it varies depending on the time of day it is

nice r&b on a night drive is always his favourite though

once draken gets really comfortable with the wheel, he'll have an arm hanging out the window

heavenly sigh—he looks really good <3

never drove alone with just his G1, despite his delinquent reputation

good job ken!!

one thing though: he has an oddly high level of road rage LMFAOOO

draken thinks it's probably because he's in a car—surrounded by 4 walls—rather than being out in the open like on a bike

people can't hear him curse the living hell out of them with the windows up so...

"what the FUCK, ASSHOLE?—CAN'T SEE I'M TRYNA FUCKIN' PASS?"

"SIGNAL NEXT TIME, YOU BITCH."

"ARGHHH—QUIT YOUR HONKING YOU DICK! I HEAR 'YA"

"WHY IS THIS GUY UP MY FUCKING ASS."

yeah, he gets loud LMAOO and vulgar

with his viens popping out and shit, he probably looks crazy if you pull up next to him in the adjacent lane

just don't look over, you'll be okay

HELP

same ken

BAJI

this mf spent months studying for the written test

he was extremely keen on doing well too, because he wanted the luxury of being able to finally drive a car

baji also wanted to be able to drive his mother to and from work, so that she "wouldn't have to take public transit all the time"

love you keisuke

created study nights with chifuyu, where the boys would quiz each other on repetitive shit like signs

"okay, what's this one?"

"uhh.. there's like a merry-go-round ahead?"

"wha—? d'you mean a ROUNDABOUT???"

he had the right spirit, so chifuyu gave him a point either way AHSDHDSHF

time rolled around and baji declared him finally ready to take on the test and..

...he passed!! yay keisuke !!!

dude wanted to explode from the sheer relief, he literally picked you up and spun you around 18 times out of happiness

BUT THIS MF ON THE ROAD IS SO FUCKING WILD—he's good with the wheel, but like there's always something going on in his car

you could get whiplash by how fast he goes sometimes

he doesn't even mean to

50 maximum but he's going 80

"YOU'RE GONNA GET PULLED OVER OR KILL SOMEONE, KEI' SLOW DOWN."

"oH—FUCK, SORRY! sorry!"

also is a huge multitasker - and isn't too shabby at it

he could be calling someone via bluetooth speaker, while eating, while scratching his back, while signalling into the right lane ALL AT ONCE

miraculous how he doesn't have even a scratch or dent yet to be honest

idk man, just make sure you have your seatbelt on at all times, kay'?

CHIFUYU

i think he gets a little too excited every time he gets behind the wheel

like hes giggling with every lane change or right turn

literally fucking SCREAMS when he sees a cat walk on the road

"NOOOOOOOOOOO—"

"chifuyu, it's fine! it walked back. K-KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE ROAD!"

has a cushion specifically for peke j in the back seat where no one can sit or move it to sit

"ahh no. that's peke j's spot, you can sit in the trunk or something."

baji: "are you fucking kidding me."

LMAO

speaking of peke j, he has a component in his trunk filled with toys and cat food for him

it's honestly really sweet, how much he cares and cherishes his little cat

you can't find the heart to be too angry with him when you find cat fur stuck to the seats

i think chifuyu has a lot of fucking fast food garbage in his car too

his mom (and you) is always up his ass about it:

"CLEAN YOUR DAMN GARBAGE MATSUNO. THIS IS A CAR, NOT A LANDFILL."

like, you would sit in the passenger seat and at your feet there's just wrappers and straws and shit

you look at him with a look that just speaks volumes of "really?"

and he's all (｡╹ω╹｡)

it's an honest mistake <3

MITSUYA

oh god—the most responsible driver out of his friends by FAR

he is so so happy when he passes, because he is able to get things done quicker with a car than by walking

dropping/picking up his sisters from school, escorting his mother to places, getting groceries, visiting his friends, just about everything in his life is made 10x easier and faster

mitsuya's car ALWAYS smells good

he's always got a new car freshener hooked onto his rearview mirror when the scent runs out

his favourite is lavender <3 and his sisters like the fruity ones but they make his and your's nose tickle

DRIVES WITH ONE HAND ON YOUR KNEE !!!!!

and he does that fucking cute side smile when he talks to you but also needs to pay attention to the road

AHHH <3

LOVES to bring his sisters on drives around the neighbourhood once he gets his full license

plays their favourite songs and sings out loud with them

it'll be cartoon openings and disney soundtracks but he doesn't mind

not when the grin on your's and his sister's faces are so bright and genuine

omfg - picnics where you two set up food in the trunk and watch luna and mana play at the playground

and they rush over when they're hungry to eat and rest

HOW FUCKING CUTE AND PERFECT

MITSUYA TAKASHI IS PERFECT

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yeosatinyngz · 2 years

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TR Boys as dumb shit I did

Rindou: Kicking the top locker to close it but proceeds to rip my pants as well

Shion: Pushing a pull door and face planting into the door making me look like a bug that flew right into a car’s windshield

Hanma: Someone said I’m sorry and I replied with you’re welcome

Taiju: Kicking a door open and ended up accidentally hitting a person with the door

Sanzu: Jumping up and down for no good reason and then landed on my feet wrong and twisted my ankle

Chifuyu: Was skating but wasn’t looking where I was going and tripped over a gigantic branch and scraped my knees

Mikey: My brother was annoying me so I took my slipper off my foot and tossed it at him and it actually hit him in his balls

Baji: Accidentally set the oven on fire

Smiley: Got into a baby swing for the fun of it and gets stuck in it

Takemichi: Tripped over air

Kisaki: Almost got ran over by a car

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oddshroom · 2 years

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POV: you’re having a sleepover and you catch these two raiding your fridge

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maginxlia · 1 year

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Starring Tokyo Revengers Men In ✰ Maury

Cast Line Up Manjiro, Draken, Keisuke, Nahoya, Kazutora and Souya

Rated PG-13

Summary ✰ How Would your Men React to you dragging them on Maury to Air out Your Dirty Laundry on TV and Question The Paternity of Your kids?? Some Crack for The Holidays Baby! (Highkey Sad and Funny at the same time)

No Pronouns up In Here!

Manjiro ‘Mikey’ Sano

The Pre stage Video:“I love my kids and I have always been there for them. They are my life and this whole situation Breaks my heart” Manjiro states while the wind blows his hair back

✰ Manjiro is calm, cool, and collected while walking out on stage, Not an ounce of ignorance Radiating Off Him as the Audience cheer for him

✰ Close his eyes and when he opens them, They are on you like what the fuck?? while you air out dirty Laundry or talk about people you fucked on the side “Oh I didn't know all that” He says as his stomach flips

✰ His head swimming at this moment and the results can change how he acts

✰ All his friends in the crowd as calm but headstrong witnesses of all the things Manjiro has done for your baby but Keisuke and Nahoya Booing You whenever you speak

✰ “I just want to hear the Results to see if I am the father,” Manjiro Says calmly before glaring at you

You Are The Father!

✰ He's crying from Happiness while all of His Friends cheer for him “ I AM THE FATHER” Manjiro says while he lifts you up and spins you around

You Are Not The Father!

✰ All his friends booing you while you run backstage as Manjiro cries “The Fuck am I supposed to do Now??” Manjiro says while he hugs Draken

Ken ‘Draken’ Ryuguji

The Pre stage Video: “ I Don't care what anybody has to say, I am Here for My baby. I've been there for my daughter before she was born. I was there when she took her first breath, Her first steps, and said her first words. That baby Is My Daughter.” Draken says while crossing his arms

✰ Draken Ignores The audience even though they're cheering for him as He approaches you

“You really using My daughter for your five seconds of fame? On National Television? You disgust me” Draken spat out to you before greeting Maury

✰ Looks at you with pure disgust as you talk about your man on the side “I hope he was worth losing your family over” Draken says while cracking his Knuckles

✰ “For Our Daughter's Sake, you better hope those results say I'm the Father, cause this? This relationship?? It's dead.” Draken Says while shaking

You Are The Father!

✰ Hops out of the chair so hard that the chair falls “ I knew It! Now let me hold my daughter.” Draken Says while he avoids your arms

You Are Not The Father!

✰ Toss the chair to the side before walking backstage “ I prayed that you wouldn't hurt our daughter like this. I'm still going to be in her life, She deserves a good dad” Draken says before asking you to leave him alone

Keisuke Baji

The Pre stage Video: On My momma! I did everything for MY Baby! I bought Diapers, Formula, Breast Pumps, and Whatever MY Baby Needs! I think it's bullshit I am here right now when I have been the Daddy the whole time!

✰ Keisuke Brings his Momma with him on stage and Her Presence changes his Behavior

✰ Doesn't pay the boos attention because he wanna talk to you

✰ “You bring me on TV to Break my Heart?? You a Bit- A bitter person” Keisuke says while eyeing his mom

✰ “My Son, He might not be the brightest but he knows who his baby is” Keisuke Nodded his Head along to what his momma said until he realized she called him dumb and looked at his mom like The hell?? (Becomes a meme)

✰ Chifuyu is in the crowd in Support of Keisuke cause he knows shit can turn bad at any moment

✰ “Read The Result Maury That says I'm the father,” Keisuke says while crossing his arms

You Are The Father!

✰ Jumping Up and down before hugging his Mom and You “ I knew it! I never doubted that I was the father for a second!” Keisuke says while his eyes get tears in them

You Are Not The Father

✰ “You fuc- oooh You Bi- You better be glad My mom is here” Keisuke says while walking backstage to cry with his mom and chifuyu.

Nahoya ‘Smiley’ Kawata

The Pre stage Video: “I Can't Believe They brought me on TV to question the Paternity of The babies I been busting My Nuts, Balls, and Asshole TO HELP RAISE? Where is Kutcher at? Cause I know this a Joke” Nahoya says while grinning like a madman

✰ Walk out on the stage giving the finger to the Audience when they boo him “Yeah Boo this! cause I don't give a fu- oh you were gonna bleep me huh? I know it cost you money” He laughs before sitting down

✰ Grinning while You talk about your side man while he clenching his fist

✰ “You really Talking Talking since you on camara huh?” Nahoya grins before shifting in his seat

✰ Souya in the crowd Bawling “ We did everything for those Babies! Those are My nephew and nieces!” Souya said while tears pours down his face

✰ “Read Those Results Before I trash this Place” Nahoya huffs while his smile deepens

You Are The Father!

✰ Hugging his brother before storming off stage while you reach out for him “ Nah. Don't Touch me. Humiliating My babies, Souya and Me like this. The fuck you thought?? i was gonna kiss you? With the same mouth you been sucking -Bleep- With? Hell Naw -Bleep-”

You Are Not The Father!

✰ Tossing Chairs before storming off while Souya races after him “This Stinking -Bleep- Gonna do this to My babies? This some bullshit Man” He says while crying as Souya holds him close

Kazutora Hanemiya

The Pre stage Video: “ I may not be the best Daddy but I don't deserve this. I've been there since day one and now I'm being told my entire world might not be mine. Ma-Man I can't do this” Kazutora says while he tears up

✰ Ignore the Audience while Walking up to you “What did I do to deserve this?? Please Just Tell me?” Kazutora cries

✰ Can Barely stand Hearing about who you been with and Nealy walks off the stage twice “ I can't believe this is happening to me right now” Kazutora says while burying his head in his lap

✰ Chifuyu and Keisuke in the crowd for support while Kazutora bounces his Leg waiting for the results

✰“Please Maury Please Tell me I am the father” Kazutora begs

You Are The Father!

✰ “I knew it! Gimme those Papers Maury, I'm Gonna frame Them!” Kazutora Says while hugging his friends, “We can work through this” Kazutora says as he hugs you

You Are Not The Father!

✰ Kazutora looks at you in shock before walking off the stage to cry as Keisuke and Chifuyu walk past your crying form, “He still My son’ Kazutora cries into the shoulder of Keisuke while Chifuyu pats his back

Souya ‘Angry’ Kawata

The Pre stage Video: “I know I am the daddy of my babies! This Breaks My Hear-” Souya Cries before Nahoya cuts him off, “Nah Baby Bro don't do that! That smelly Hoe out here using My Nephews to hurt My brother? On Television?? On Maury??? You don't disrespect The Kawata twins! We will ride on your whole famil-” Nahoya barks before the video cuts off

✰ Souya Crying while the Audience Boos him when he walks out as Nahoya stands up

✰ “ Shut The Hell up and Keep those lips shut with all that -Bleep-” Nahoya says while laughing

✰ Tears won't stop falling down Souya's face as you talk about your side pieces “I-I'm just here for my sons” Souya Says as he drops his head while Nahoya screams “Head up Baby Bro! Head up!”

✰ “Please Please Tell me I am the Daddy Maury” Souya sobs

You Are The Father!

✰ Souya Hugs Nahoya before walking off the stage “ why would you put us Through all this?” Souya asked while he hug you close to him

You Are Not The Father!

✰ Nahoya clowning you while He comforts his sobbing brother “ You Stanking -Bleep- Go on run, Shoulda be Running from all That -Bleep-” Nahoya Yells as you run off stage

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#sano manjiro x reader #Mikey x reader #draken x reader #ken ryuguji x reader #Baji Keisuke x reader #keisuke x reader #nahoya x reader #smiley x reader #angry x reader #Souya x reader #kazutora hanemiya x reader #Kazutora x reader #tokyo revengers x reader #tokyo revengers x black!reader #Crack

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notyourd0lly · 1 year

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Bro just imagine crying your eyes out because of Baji's death and shit right? And then you start saying shit about how you wanna save HIM AND THE OTHERS.. And next thing you know you're falling out of the SKY, ONTO KAZUTORA WHO WAS ABOUT TO STAB BAJI.

✧─── ･｡ﾟ★: *.✦ .* :★. ───✧

"Rindou?"

".. Hm?"

Ran never fucking rubbed his eyes so hard. He was spectating the fight and got rather bored so he looked up, seeing a person falling from the sky.

"I think those brownies had weed in them."

"Wha- Holy shit."

CUE YOU FALLING ON TOP OF KAZUTORA WHO'S KNOCKED OUT NOW BECAUSE OF YOUR DUMP TRUCK, PEOPLE STANDING THERE BAFFLED BY YOU DROPPING OUTTA THE SKY AND HORRIFIED CAUSE KAZUTORAS 'it's all Mikey's fault 👹👿👿👿' REJECTED ALT BOY LOOKIN ASS WAS ABOUT TO STAB OUR BOY EDWARD..

KAZUTORA:

"DIE BAJ-" *gets knocked the fuck out*

"ACK- Did I just get shat out by a goddamn PORTAL?!"

*looks around YOUR FACE IS LITERALLY: 😯😦😧😨😰*

'Now I know damn well I didn't get isekaid into Tokyo Revengers.. Hey.. Where's Kazut- OH.. OH SHIT BRO.'

Just know the gods are laughin at your ass but they'll help ya babes 😭..

Everyone: Kisaki Who's pissed:

#tokyo revengers crack #tokyo revengers x reader #tokyo rev x you #tokyo revengers crack scenario #tokyo revengers scenarios #toman x reader #Whydoesdrakenlooklikejojosiwa #tokyo rev x reader #baji x reader #kazutora x y/n #tokyo revengers various x reader #Various tokyo revengers x reader #Toman x y/n #toman x you

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yandereloversblog · 2 years

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Here another one: I had a dream where I eating at a restaurant and I saw this Aquarium they had and one of the the octopus started to insult me- I start to argue back and the octopus told mw “if u don’t stfu right you little pussy bitch I’ll make you a whore for a whole 3 months” I said I’ll take my whore inspiration from you octussy- the octopus got rlly mad and turn into Ursala. I was trying to run away bc she was trying to eat me. I ran out of the restaurant but apparently bc I said ursala a whore a bunch of clownfish with legs wanted a fight- I don’t fight so I ran again and I ran into 5 10ft minions who were in the back licking cocain off the the ground - I didn’t relized that I walk into a cult and they got mad bc I walk into it and I had to run again. While running I ran into a night market where I got transported into a video game where I was stuck in a maze with a clown that was 4ft tall but if he catches you he suck on your toes. I didn’t want that but I wasn’t rlly fast at running so he caught up to me and I was drag down to the ground where he took off my shoes and started to suck and lick my toes and then I woke up

Idk if this should be a hc or scenario 😭 but I think either one works- I kinda want more Yandere BD (first Gen) and Yandere baiji trio (baiji, Chifuyu, Kazu) dealing with my dramas 💀

𝐘𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐄!1𝐬𝐭 𝐆𝐞𝐧 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐃𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐨𝐧𝐬, 𝐁𝐚𝐣𝐢𝐓𝐫𝐢𝐨

I would like everyone's attention... Um- these crack dreams are now my priority and I'll be doing them as soon as I see them thank you very much. But I'd like to think of these more as discussions XD

... And yes I have a special border for BajiTrio don't come at me.

Him: Babe, if Ursula says one more bitchy thing to you in your dreams tell me, I'll go in the ocean, catch that bitch and cook her... And I'll kill every clown I see from now on to make you feel better. Those bitches better count their days.

Listening very intently, remembering every detail and writes it down to keep some inside jokes between the two of you when time comes: Shinichiro, Chifuyu, Baji

Him: I see... *Falls asleep*

Either fell asleep as you were talking or once you were done: Takeomi, Benkei

Him: What the fuck is up with the clowns like- Know what, next time we see a clown I'll punch them for you.

And he did punch those clowns, probably now has a deep hatred towards anything that bothers you in your dreams: Benkei, Kazutora, Chifuyu

Him: Are you sure you weren't doing cocain yourself before I kidnapped you???

Is starting to believe you've had some drug addiction he didn't know of before but thinks your dreams are entertaining: Baji, Wakasa, Takeomi

Him: Okay- listen bitch. Why am I not in your dreams?

You: What does that have to do with this?? Just shut up and listen.

Him: No, I want to be in your dreams from now on. Don't tell me anything unless I'm in your dreams.

Next time you wake him up to tell him something he BETTER be in your dreams saving you from some creepy ass clowns: Shinichiro, Wakasa, Kazutora, Baji

Him: Yes you're a whore- but you're MY whore, make that clear to her next time okay?

Just- it's just Wakasa, no need to elaborate more on this.

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Okay sorry I don’t run lmao . After reading your kidnapping one 3 guys came to mind. Hanma would honestly just let us kidnap him to see how far we’d actually go. Once he got bored he’d be like aight ima head out (insert that SpongeBob meme here) and Baji would already know like he’d know what we were up to and would probably kidnap us before we kidnap him. Some like reverse psychology shit in there too lmao. Kazutora my little touch starved baby, he’d just be so happy someone wants to give him attention, like he would willingly help us, & if we were wanting a ransom or something he’d even help us with it. (Hanma would too, try to test out how smart/ and far Kisaki would go to get him back) spoiler : he doesn’t 💀

BEGINNER'S GUIDE TO BEING A TOKYO REVENGERS YANDERE: Snippets

Hanma has definitely let us kidnap him. Being the little shit that he is, he would pretend like he doesn't know what you're doing and be extra dramatic about it. "I HOPE SOMEONE DOESN'T KIDNAP ME. I AM ALL ALONE!" It's annoying that he fucking ESCAPES everytime. He doesn't understand the concept of kidnapped by chance, lovers by choice ☹ the worst part? He'll point out WHERE YOU WENT WRONG! How dare he give ME advice on what I d- I mean, anyways, it's like a cat and mouse game.

Don't ever use Hanma as a leverage to try and kidnap Kisaki too, he won't show up.

As for Baji, you wonder how you got here. Tied up in some guys room while he's just looking at you like 🤨 all you remember is stalking Baji while petting a cat and 'BAM' you're unconscious. Would not take "It's because I love you" as an explanation for trying to LITERALLY KIDNAP HIM. in the end, he'll just keep you in his room until he figures out what the hell he should do with you. Might pet you if you're obedient.

Kazutora, my poor sweet baby. Somebody is love with him? So badly that they want to kidnap him and keep him forever? Sign him up! Will go the extra mile to find a brand of ropes that is impossible to break or magically, you're looking for something to hold him and he just offers you- CHAINS. Yes you heard me, CHAINS. "I saw what you were doing and I wanted to help you-" "you want this?" "Don't you?" Easiest boy to keep and maintain, he even gives you cuddles. Not that I know, I totally don't have him in my room-

- Monika with a K

#beginners guide to being a tokyo revengers yandere #tw. kidnapping #tokyo revengers crack #tokyo revengers x reader #yandere tokyo revengers #hanma shuji #hanma shuji x reader #kazutora x reader #kazutora hanemiya #baji x reader #baji keisuke x reader #baji keisuke #moots♡

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maliciouslove · 1 year

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your baji fic had me in tears and made me feel things..thinking about life with chifuyu afterwards </3

hi hi! sorry im getting back to this so late, i was stuck at work all day, but this single comment has made my day significantly better! thank you for reading 🥺

life with fuyu would be incredibly relaxed i feel (especially now that he isn't being cockblocked by a ghost). he would have his own quaint routine, never leaves the apartment without a kiss, always calls if he's running late from work. part of his routine ever since baji passed was to visit his grave and pay his respects, now that is a little routine both of you share. you would cook, he would clean up after. you adopt a puppy after a few years. fuyu offers stability and security when the world is shit, when things get hard, when work becomes too stressful. he's your rock, and you're his inspiration. like puzzle pieces you complete each other. the one single puzzle piece you both had to learn to be without is baji, but you both keep a place in your hearts for him. <3

ngl i made myself sad with this one because i can't help but think about how fuyu and baji are polar opposites that complement each other and if in any kind of scenario baji got resurrected because of the power of love and exquisite pussy, a poly relationship with them would be a fucking dream come true.

#correspondence with the devil #anonymous.exe #yall genuinely make me wanna an alternative ending where the pussy so good it brings him back to life lmao #its funny because the fic itself started as a crack idea.. might finish on a crack note #:D #baji x reader #chifuyu x reader

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avengersassemble123 · 5 months

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Tokyo revengers x desi reader because there aint enough hc and appreciation for us desis/indians. Its majorly based on the new good ending timeline.

PS: I'm majorly writing for female cuz i don't have much experience with male so sorryyy

Desi reader would be sitting inside her bedroom studying, when you'd hear yells and shouts from outside, making you look at the window, and you see a bunch of rando kids in uniforms hanging out and making chaos.

*"Kaise kaise chapri aake baith jaate hai.." You'd murmur

Even when you're in your school, you spot some of em either outside your school or studying in it.

You sometimes curse under your breath when they be creating ruckus at unnecessary stuff. *"Behen ke laude" "Madarchod" "Chutiye" etc.

Ofc you do manage to make friends, and you bring one of em home for studying and hangout, when you again hear them causing a ruckus, making you curse and look outside. you and your friend look out the window, looking at the source of the ruckus. You: I swear these idiots don't have a serious job or work to do asides from this nonsense. Hinata: Oh wait I know them, they're my friends

You: YOU WOT

Hinata calls out to them making them quiet down.

Hinata: can you guys keep it down, my friend and i are studying here. Unknown yellow haired boy: Oh hina? you're here, don't worry we'll keep it down.

You would watch the whole scene play out, flabbergasted, as the yellow goofy haired boy quieted everyone down to bearable volume (which obviously didn't last)

"Hina you know them?" "Oh yea, my boyfriend's in that gang too" "WHAT" Soon Emma joined your study hangouts and you three would chit chat, and unsurprisingly chaos was present outside your house. you got to know some names, but never bothered to remember much except Hina's boyfriend Takemichi and Emma's brothers Mikey and Izana, and her boyfriend Draken.

you guys were busy having a hangout in your house when you heard loud knocks on your door. You opened to see Mikey, Takemichi and Draken standing at the doorstep. In your defense you did ask them what they wanted but they barged into your house.

*OI BHENCHOD what the hell are you doing entering my house like that.*

Soon Emma scolded the boys as Hina apologised to you, making the three boys bow their heads towards you, which you reluctantly accepted.

Much to your dismay or amusement, the three also started hanging around in your house more often whenever Emma and Hina tagged along with you. And then the numbers increased, leading to the new faces of Mitsuya, Hakkai, Pah, Peh, Kazutora, Baji and Chifuyu.

You defo found Baji attractive as hell, but ofc you were in denial, and even if you did accept you aint gonna let him and his ego know.

Soon enough, you literally don't know how, you managed to get invited to their hangouts, get togethers and meetings at times.

Again you did find many people attractive af cough Sanzu, Haitani Brothers, Inui cough cough

when you started to get more comfortable, you got more friendly with them obvio

if they'd ask, you'd share them stories from India and its culture, share the gossips from your relatives and stuff.

Mitsuya would be lot interested in the Indian fashion, and would sometimes ask you questions related to it, may ask your opinions if he made some dress inspired by your culture and maybe even ask you to be a model alongside Hakkai.

You would defo teach them Curse words. No doubt. Maybe not all but enough just so you'd call them some unhinged curse word with a smile, making them either confused or taking it as a compliment.

"Hey (Name)"

"Hey *Laude"

Would maybe invite them over for occasions like Diwali etc. Maybe pack five-six boxes for the whole gang, and an additional box for Mikey.

Baji and Kazutora would burst the crackers with you, no doubt. Besides them you always have Senju, Hina and Emma.

Speaking of senju, you love her. Absolutely love her. You invite her over for anything. Your mom and dad both love her, no questions asked.

Now if we talk about school stuff, Baji, even if he was forced, would have to be tutored by you. (Yea yea the brown kids being the toppers) If you are patient, then good. But if you;re not, then you will become the desi parent which can convert anything into a weapon. But you will make sure he understands the stuff well and clear. Safe to say you do give him a soba treat if his marks improve.

As a desi, you're bound to understand atleast two languages, if not three. You're defo considered a scholar by the entire gang. Ngl it makes your ego boost.

Now if we're talking romance wise,

id imagine a south indian desi reader to be either paired with Mitsuya or Kakucho.

Smiley or Angry would defo go for a Marathi desi reader. i just see it.

Baji would vouch for a Marathi or a punjabi ig.

Ran and Rindou (totally not mentioning them because i love them) would absolutely go for metropolitan type girl, especially a Mumbaikar.

you would defo try out Mehndi on their arms, especially Hakki, Kazutora, Mitsuya and Ran. Kakucho and Chifuyu wouldnt want em but would agree to it begrudgingly (they do end up liking it)

Okay now the best part comes.

The thing, which is the most important for every desi, which is highly valued, is a hearth throb between any Indian, is Cricket.

Now their first encounter with you watching cricket, was interesting to say the least, if not an understatement.

Your parents would be in the living room watching the match, while you would be in your room, hanging out with Hina, Emma, Senju and Yuzuha, when everyone would hear screams of your dad from the living room, as everyone looked at one another before rushing out to the living room, only to see you joining your dad, cheering that Virat Kohli hit a six, while your mom, having slight decency, cheering less excitedly and sheepishly in front of your friends.

Even if you were called to a meetup or some hangout outside with the boys and a match was scheduled that day, you bet your ass you would be watching the match or keeping a live score update in your phone.

Kisaki: Oi (NAME) why do you keep checking your phone?

YOU: Oh its nothing, just checking out the- OH FUCK THAT WAS AN OUT, *KYA KAR RHA HAI YEH???

Every single person in the room would have an heart attack, as they thought something bad had happened, as poor Inui came forward to ask what happened.

HINATA: oh don't worry Inui-san, (NAME)'s just watching the cricket world cup match between India and Pakistan.

From then, if they saw you react like this, they instantly knew what was actually happening. If your favourite player got out, or worst to worst, India lost the match, you'd defo be in the shittiest mood as if you had the worst day, making everyone steer clear from you for the while, as they had already seen what had happened when Peh had once tried messing with you when India had lost the match that day.

Draken: *noticing you watching your phone the whole time today* So what match is it today?

YOU: Its India vs New Zealand. New Zealand made 279 runs, and India made 110 runs so far, with 2 wickets.

MIKEY: wait who were the wickets?

YOU: Rohit Sharma and Ishan Kishan

BAJI: WAIT ROHIT SHARMA GOT OUT???

MITSUYA: Dont worry (NAME) India will win.

PEH: I sure as fuck hope it does.

Now if you're scolding someone, especially to Baji during studies, after a while of scolding and yelling in japanese, a few dialects of your native language come in, before you realising that you have already started roasted and screaming the shit out of him in your language, while that person looked at you dumbfounded but also ashamed slightly.

Youve defo binge watched Bollywood and Tollywood movies with them, especially the girls. And that's all i could think of rn, cuz im having a severe cold and slight temperature. ofc its not exactly that accurate but i just wrote what i thought was the desi dc according to my opinion.

hope yall had fun ;)

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lovekz · 2 years

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the pancake mistake

synopsis ~ your boyfriend, mikey, is craving a pancake. at 3 in the morning.

cw: fluff, all jokes, cursing, mikey is overdramatic, and pancakes

after those messages, you had started to doze off.

your boyfriend, mikey, had a terrible habit of texting you in the middle of the night, especially when he wanted something.

but he was never hesitant to apologize if he woke you up out of your sleep.

almost as soon as you fell asleep, you heard a few knocks at your window before it slid open.

you should’ve known.

“manjiro, get out of my house.” you muttered, nuzzling into your pillow to hide from his flashlight.

“i want pancakes.” mikey laughed, walking over to your bed after slipping his shoes off.

you mocked him quietly, sitting up to face him. his hair was a complete mess, and he had sweats under his sleep shirt.

the bags under his eyes quiet literally told you he had only just woken up.

“i told you to come by later.” you muttered, shifting over on your bed.

“yeah. you never said how long later was.” mikey said, stifling a yawn.

you blinked at him a couple times, before looking at the clock. “it’s only been ten minutes manjiro.” you deadpanned.

he beamed at you, crossing his arms.

“yeah. ten minutes later.”

you regretted even responding to mikey’s messages. really and truly regretted it.

why, you may ask?

maybe because while all your friends were in their bed, in their probably 50th dream, you were in a convenience store.

buying absolute bullshit.

at 3 in the morning.

“does your grandpa know you’re doing this?” you asked, crossing your arms on the cart you pushed.

mikey stopped with the marshmallows in his hand, looking at you with a confused look.

“is my grandpa 20?” mikey shot back, tossing the bag of fluffiness into the cart.

you rolled your eyes and groaned, turning into the next aisle.

“what brings you two here at this time?” you heard a familiar voice.

oh god no. you immediately thought. if mikey himself was terrible, imagine him with this guy.

baji walked up to the both of you, holding a bottle of syrup.

“just getting some things. what about you?” you responded quickly, making sure mikey didn’t say anything.

baji hummed, looking between the both of you. whatever was going through his mind right now, you didn’t want to find out.

“i’m actually getting some syrup for my oatmeal.” baji said, gesturing to the syrup bottle.

“we need syrup too! for our pancakes.” mikey said, taking the bottle from his hand almost immediately.

baji’s eyes widened.

now mikey really did it.

“pancakes sound amazing! we’ll need chocolate chips and whipped cream!” baji said, putting a finger up to sound as ‘logical’ as possible.

his poor oatmeal was long forgotten at home.

mikey’s eyes widen with a huge grin, nodding along. both of them ran off to find said ingredients making you sigh loudly.

just who’s paying for all of this?

the three of you made it back to your house with at least 4 bags, both of them speaking loudly the entire way, putting the fact that it was 3 in the morning aside.

you were grateful your family left for two nights.

“okay! okay! whatever we’re talking about shouldn’t be discussed with the neighborhood!” you said, closing the door behind them.

mikey and baji looked at you, before looking and each other. they got close and started whispering, sparing you a glance every now and then.

they didn’t even try to hide the fact that they were talking about you.

“you know what? i’m going to bed.” you sighed, throwing your hands in the air and making your way to the stairs.

“wait! our pancakes!” mikey said, stopping you almost immediately.

“are you gonna stop?” you asked, looking at the two of them.

they nodded immediately, making you sigh and walk to the kitchen, the both of them following like lost puppies.

you put away the things that should be refrigerated and looked at the two.

“and how many pancakes am i making?” you asked, crossing your arms.

the both of them looked at each other, before nodding.

“5 for the both of us.” baji and mikey said in sync.

“you’re on your own.” you scoffed in reply almost immediately.

baji nodded, crossing his arms. “i can do that easy. get me an apron!” baji said, putting his fist against his palm.

you prayed you had a kitchen after this.

you and mikey were kicked out of the kitchen, left to cut all of the fruits and other things while baji was in the kitchen.

“was that a good idea..?” you asked, looking up from your art work to look at mikey, who was focused on making his strawberry a flower shape.

“uhuh. baji always cooks with his mom.” mikey said absentmindedly, sticking his tongue out in concentration.

“and.. how does he cook without her?” you asked hesitantly.

mikey shrugs, looking at you then back at his fruits.

you’re starting to regret letting the hothead into your kitchen.

“hey! how many pancakes do you want?” keisuke asked, peaking his head around to speak to you.

“..two is fine.” you said, glancing in his direction.

once you two finished cutting up fruits, baji was halfway done with making the pancakes.

“you can leave the fruits there.” baji smiled, pointing towards the clean counter.

now that you got a good look, everything in the kitchen was clean. no mess, save for the slight spill of the batter on the side of the stove.

must’ve happened when he let out the loud jumble of curses earlier.

you and mikey placed the fruits on the counter, looking at baji as he hummed quietly to a random song.

“and done!” baji cheered, clicking off the stove and presenting the plate of pancakes to the both of you.

automatically, you regretted letting him make the pancakes.

“why are they shaped like dicks.” you sighed, putting your head in your hands.

“it’s supposed to be hearts.” baji said, putting the plate on the counter next to the fruits.

“how do you fuck up that badly?!”

after eating.. whatever baji wanted to call that creation, it was damn near sunrise.

baji had cleaned up whatever mess he made (thankfully), and left for home. he didn't want his mother to know he left.

you sighed, plopping into your bed where mikey laid.

“enjoyed your pancakes?” you asked, looking at him.

mikey let out a noise of agreement, rolling over to face you. he was half asleep, you realized.

he did have a horrible habit of falling asleep after every meal.

you sighed and played with his blonde locs, pulling it out of the ponytail he always had it in.

“we should do this more often.” mikey muttered, finally dozing off.

yeah. maybe in his dreams.

#manjiro x reader #manjiro sano #toman mikey #mikey x reader #crack #tokyo rev x you #tokyo revengers #fluff #baji keisuke #toman baji

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