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tellywoodtrash · 6 years

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suno chanda ep 29 lb

oh gosh, what's she cooking? is it kheer? i also want.

oh fruit trifle. meh.

pffffffffffffft it's really bizarre to see jiya be all naik parween-like. arsal sahi kehta hai, zehar lagti hai aise.

lmao abhi rukhsati hui bhi nahi aur jiya bibi saas ko bhaari pad rahi hai.

snaps to jiya for recognizing that jamshed and jalal are both unworthy of billo rani.

jiya is a really good wing-woman. kaash woh sherry aur huma ki bhi aisi setting karwaa de. #SHUMA

i cannot get over joji's ridiculously fake mustache tho. it looks like it's made of cloth.

lmao what did DJ do now?

hahahahaha "dekh toh liya hai aapne, aise meesno ki tarah kya pooch rahe ho ki kya hai?"

shanno seems to be a pupil from the donald trump school of deflection and deception.

"aongian-bongiyaan" LOLOLOL

hahahahaha i love jamshed's repulsion with shanno's weirdass examples.

arre waaah, jamshed saab doesn't like a taste of his own medicine. hypocrite of first order.

naeema's A+ bitchface tho.

ouffffffff my god so immature these two are. how does bijaan tolerate?

le, alkaram ki promotion khatam nahi hui, hum mart ki shuru. consumerism ki bhi hadh hoti hai.

lol what new nonsense issue is this that he has, that she LAUGHED at him. abbe oh, use this time to be all romantic, not an idiot 10 year old.

his puppy eyes tho.

lo. naya issue. dupatta waala. honestly arsal.

yes, jiya good. call out his fashion faux pas too!

HAHA AWW HIS ADORABLE DUMBASS SMILE. I LOVE THIS IDIOT SON OF MINE.

these two are toh tule hue on giving each other makeovers.

oh hoooooooooooo, rooom mein bulaaaaaaaava. yaaaas, ab aayega mazaaaaaa.

(i don't get what this whole "wardrobe setting" business is tho. all i know is that this relationship is weirdly and predominantly all about clothes and laundry.)

UGH NAZAAKAT IS HERE TO COCKBLOCK.

haaaye beeba bachcha is asking maafi and all. even though it wasn't his fault. at all. ever.

eeeeeeeee how cuteeeeeeeee, he doesn't know which way to go. adorable lovestruck boys are my fav!

arre yaaar, kya sample hai yeh joji.

yeh lo, shuru ho gaya pekhawar v/s chichawatani. fight fight fight fighttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!

billo's thrill at being the cause of a fight tho, lol.

my god, our girl has really fallen hardddddddd, to do all these overdramatic filmy spin-and-leans.

.... arsal seems to be practicing to get into the pakistan national team for hurdling, jumping over every surface that there is in the living room?

how is his hair so floofy? someone spill the secrets plz.

every time he does this heart waala gesture, my cold heart of ice thaws by 3%.

what's an aqua buddy? and why are there 30 boxes of frozen samosas in the freezer instead of whatever an aqua buddy is??

OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGG WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THESE OLDIESSSSSSS

lord above all of these ppl have lost it

MORE PROMOTION DLFJDSLKFJDSLKJF WTF

oh hooooooooooooo chori chupe milnaaaaaaaaa

UGH ON THE BALCONY IN FULL VIEW OF THE ENTIRE WORLD THO. THESE KIDS REALLY DON'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY

OH MY HEART THEIR SQUISHY LOVE FACES AT EACH OTHER I CAN'T I JUST CAN'T

ugh what even is this idiot's preoccupation with "mashraqi ladkiyaan"???? tu aisa kuch kar jisse woh sharmaa jaaye, tab sharmaayegi. ainvayiiii kyun, pffffffffft.

dj dhokebaaaaaaaaaaaazzzzzz!

LMAO HE DIDN'T EXPECT HER TO SHOVE BACK. AND SO HARD.

lol she was saying "aap" in the kurta waala scene tho. also, you reacted veryyyyyyyy weirdly the first time she called you "aap"

i def. need a gif of arsal saying DAFA HO!!!!! to tangofy outside this blog. and possibly my house.

ouff fwding all these oldies ka politics.

lmaoooo arsal stomping in DJ's direction to get him to stfu.

aaaaaand zulmi duniya has seperated the louve birds.

pffffffffffft. arsal beta, we have this thing called "messaging" now. you can text her these things instead of shouting it in her general direction.

wow sudden cut to kinza and sherry ki shaadi ki baat. which ugh. why.

LMAO YEH KAUNSA NAYA BATTING STYLE HAI DJ?

ouff sherry and dj will be the deathhhhhhh of me with cuteeeeeeeeeeee.

UGH DSLJKFKLJFK KINZA MANHOOS [arsalDafaHo.gif]

ouff ab toh maut hi mujhe in alkaram waalon se bachcha sakti hai. keedein pade inke marketing team ko.

OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGG JHOOTA HEART ATTACK WALA SACH IS OUTTTTTTTT HAHAHAHAHHAA, WELL PLAYED BILLO, WELL PLAYED!

god, more of this aqua buddies garbage. which seem to be fish sticks? even tho the brand seems to call itself "the chicken specialist"?????? PICK A LANE WRT BRANDING AND PRODUCT RANGE, MY DUDES.

oh hoooooo shahana ka naya katta khul gaya.

lmaoooooooooo a new shanno/dj alliance!

ok arsal, you're the worst consoler ever.

chalo achcha hai, saas-bahu have united over men are trash sentiments.

lmao his uncertain face at jiya's antics, and then joining in.

haha his disappointment at amma's betrayal.

UGH I CANNOT TOLERATE KINZA'S FAKEASS SHARMAANA AND BS. I JUST CANNOT. FUCKING FWD.

UGH SHERRY, YOU'RE JUST SAYING ALL THIS COZ YOU HAVEN'T MET HUMAAAAAAAA. SHE'S ADORABLE AND SO MUCH BETTER FOR YOUUUUUUUUUUU.

lmao bijaan “buddhe ki umar dekho aur shauk dekho” WHAT A SAVAGE SHE IS

IS TOMORROW SUPPOSED TO BE THE LAST EPISODE?!?!?!?!? ASDKSJFDKLJFDSLKFJDKJ HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LIVE WITHOUT THIS SHOWWWWWWWWWW

#suno chanda #sc lbs #episode liveblogs

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starryseo · 6 years

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youtuber!changbin

omg i’m excited for this one bc it’s the loml

s e o c h a n g b i n

enjoy :)

introducing the one and only. . .

Changbin “I love dark” Seo!!!!

so, as you (probably) already know

he has done lots of collabs with chan and jisung under 3racha

that’s how he met the rest tbh; chan messaged him and jisung both for a 3-person collab and then he stuck with them bc they made some bombass tracks

and he also manages the joint StrayKids youtube account where their gameplays are posted

he has too much time on his hands

which is also why he posts a lot of diss tracks about the other guys

it’s all in good nature, no harm done

and his insults are the bEST

he’s actually a lyrical genius

and no one can hate him or what he says in his raps because

1) what he said is probably true

2) if you hate on it, he’ll come out with a second diss track that’s much worse

his tracks are usually about how chan is like the dad of the group

but everyone just uses him for his money (not in a mean way!!!!!)

or about how felix is desperate for changbin’s love but it’s unrequited (he’s still salty about the forced kiss ok, give him time pls)

he hasn’t made a diss track about jeongin though because the boy is too precious okay no one can say anything bad about him except jyp but hes a snake so screw him

you may be asking what changbin could’ve said about seugmin bc he’s also heckin’ precious but i’m afraid you’re gonna have to wait for seungmin’s one to find out ;)

jisung once hacked into changbin’s youtube account

hacked meaning he guessed changbin’s password (hint: it was ilovegyu<3)

and changed the profile picture to a screenshot he got from a video hyunjin took of changbin being dared to act cute

the video was vv cringey so jisung figured this was the perfect revenge for that diss track changbin made of him

and he also thought changbin needed a change from the pitch black profile pic he had up before

yeah, he loves dark thaaaaat much

as well as producing music and gaming

changbin also dabbles in skateboarding and a biiit of parkour

he does this with felix

(when he has a quick method of escaping felix’s wrath, he can tolerate time together)

his skateboard is. . .

you guessed it: black

probably has a skull or some other ‘scary’ design on the front too

but felix managed to notice a small sticker of a munchlax (the pokemon gyu is fyi) on the back too :) cutie :)

changbin really loves skateboarding because he thinks it looks cool and goes well with his dark concept

but then he always ends up bumping into something because sometimes he pulls his cap too far down and so he can’t see very well

idiot

it’s really funny seeing him try to act nonchalant about tripping up

when everyone around saw

and felix videoed it and is laughing his ass off

changbin threatened to murder felix if he posted that video anywhere

and felix was like “;) good thing i haven’t posted it... i did send it to the SK group chat though”

bro felix was literally running away for his life and changbin was right behind him on his skateboard tryna run him over

that was not a good day to be felix tbfh

the parkour he does is usually quite simple (about as simple as parkour w/ a skateboard can get)

but he looks badass whilst doing it so it’s cool

his favourite move is when he rides perpendicular to a rail and so the board goes under the rail and he jumps over the rail

it took a while to perfect the landing but he was really determined and now he’s mastered it i’m so proud of him

whenever he posts these videos he gets a lot of comments

because with his music & gaming videos his face usually isn’t seen

but with this, it is

so there are a lot of comments about him being b e a u t i f u l

the comment with the most likes was from jisung who was like “mr dark?? more like sunshine boy! :) keep up the great work i <3 your vids!!”

he was close to reporting that comment just so it would go away lmao salty

but instead he ranted to gyu like “sunshine boy? i’m not a sunshine boy, i’m a dark, dark man, right gyu?”

the group have a lot of hang-outs at his house (bc dude look at his house wtfffff it’s so shiny)

and his mum is the cutest!!! always giving them food as soon as they enter

she also LIVES to embarrass her child, poor changbin :(

constantly pulling his cheeks, giving him lil’ kisses and always calling him her “little prince” or some other equally cheesy variant

the guys lowkey thinks it’s cute and know she’s only doing this for fun, but they still use it as an opportunity to laugh at him

one time she whipped out the photo album with baby changbin pics and omg they’ve never seen changbin redder in the face than that day

no one knows if he was fuming or just really embarrassed lmao

what hurt the most was how jeongin - the baby of the group - was laughing and calling him a “cute baby”

and obviously hyunjin had to go “wow dude you were so cute, what happened to you??”

his mum, bless her soul, was like “he takes after his father that’s why”

#SavageSeoMama (this is where he gets inspiration for his diss tracks)

oKAY BACK TO GAMING!!!!

he mainly plays shooting games like battlefield, CoD and csgo with the guys

loves it when they play with just them in a local match, not online (mainly talking about CoD here)

because then he can put on friendly fire so that he can kill his team mates lmao

he’s a major kill scene stealer and proud - truly evil

the guys eventually kick him out of the lobby

only bringing him back once he’s apologised to them

to this day, he hasn’t apologised lmfao

when they kick him out he’ll just start playing online

because changbinnie don’t care

he loves killing people’s hype

for instance, jisung will be cheering over the mic like “yay!! i got the last kill”

and changbin will just reply like “ok and?”

jisung: “wHY CAN’T YOU JUST BE HAPPY FOR ME?!?!?!? I <\3 YOU”

the real question is: how did jisung say “<\3″?

he kills his own hype too though

like when he gets the final kill and suavely goes “wow much skill”

and felix is like “yeah!! wow!!! that was so cool changbinnie!!!”

he’s just like “yeah it wasn’t that good, stop that”

sometimes when they’re all playing free-for-all

he’ll start singing his threats

like he’ll be two steps behind seungmin and just start lowly singing “seungmin, i’ve got your back~”

and like normally someone might interpret that to mean “dw bro i got your back, i’m protecting you, you’re covered”

but nah

changbin straight up stabbed seungmin in the back

seungmin felt that betrayal in his heart

so on the one hand he’s singing to people before he kills them which is heckin’ creepy

but on the other hand he has a beautiful voice so it’s not that bad???

but on the other, other hand (idk imagine 3 hands or smth) he’s technically being nice by giving them a heads-up before he kills them so

really

they should appreciate his kindness

ok no i can’t defend him he’s too into these killing games

the only person he likes teaming up with is hyunjin and here’s why:

chan talks about strategy too much (dude all you gotta do is kill ok relax a bit)

woojin, as previously discussed, makes really bad rookie mistakes

minho gets too frantic when ambushed and just ends up dying without fighting back

jisung is too talkative

felix is also too talkative and is too risky (he’s literally jumped in front of changbin’s character dramatically like “I’ll save you!”. jeongin ended up killing the both of them together lmfao #DoubleKill)

seungmin just runs around in the middle of the battlefield with NO strategy

and jeongin is jeongin. he’s too precious for changbin’s lethality

so that leaves hyunjin. he’s the right amount of talk-y (yes that’s now a word), he has gr8 gameplays, he can handle a multiple-person attack AND he can be really frickin’ ruthless at times

gotta love that boi

felix is always fueled to kill hyunjin for stealing his man

but honestly changbin would rather just solo it because “i work alone, buddy” [sOMEONE GET MY REFERENCE PLS]

wow this has gotten rlly long soz

imma just end it here:

although changbin loves killing them in games and mocking them through his diss tracks

the guys know that they can trust him 100% and that he really, truly does have their backs (even seungmin’s)

and he’s always prepared to fight anyone that hates on any of the guys because only he can do that okay they’re his family and no one else can do that to them

he feels blessed to have them and whenever they come around to his house he’ll get lowkey sentimental bc wow, this is his family that bring a smile to his face everyday

and although he probably won’t admit it without jisung forcing him to, he really loves these guys and is glad to have met them

thank you for reading this far lmao hope you enjoyed it & feedback is always welcome!!

i saw some tag where someone talked about waiting for hyunjin’s one, and bc i’m doing this in age order he’s coming soon

and now just to playfully annoy them i wanna change the order

just kidding

ok not kidding i wanna change the order but i’m too lazy to since i’ve already planned it out

also!! is the desktop theme okay for everyone?? pls let me know of any improvements! :) thank youuuuuuuuuuu

#stray kids #seo changbin #spear b #spearb #3racha #sk #stray kids scenarios #stray kids writing #stray kids imagine #kpop scenarios #kpop writing #kpop imagine #kpop #youtuber changbin #youtube au #stray kids series #changbin #cnb

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sukunas-play-thing · 3 years

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Lmfao this is the anon with that one encounter with the ex friend, can I just say I can probably confirm that’s what happened considering she used to be the type to get offended over every little thing and was VERY passive aggressive (my best friend had to stop talking to her bc it made them v uncomfortable)

Also tysm for the compliment! I’m in the process of revamping a lot of those ocs and working them into a story that I can do something with. (The oc in question is now called Akiko, a semi-side character, and in the main story she’s 23-24, she’s a strict, cold, intelligent woman who’s famous gambler who’s blackmails people who have some shady shit going on and is friends with your regular old blasian who commits vigilante justice in a rabbit mask by hunting down pedophiles)

Also I’m SO SORRY you had to deal with that shit! Deadass I’d fight with whoever fucked with you even though I can’t fight for shit. I really hope ur doing ok now

Heyo! Happy to hear from ya again!

Fukn A my nonnie happy to hear that and I apologize for your friend it ain't easy dealing with people like that and cimmend you and others for having the strength to drop toxicity that way. Super proud. And the oc sounds real promising and love the sounds of it. My oc is quite similar to yours with taking out p3dos too. Because the world is much better without them and out tax money being used to feed scum like that. Keep kicking ass like you always do buddy I'm hella proud of you!!

And don't worry lol I'm quite alright ^^ some days are worse than others but otherwise I'm doing real good. Hopefully you are too 💞💞💞💞💞💞 love youuuuuuuuuuu!

#🍃//tara's tavern #discourse #discussion #admin speaks #ocs #original character #original content

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stupidsexyseguin · 7 years

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Since you wrote a angsty bennguin I've been thinking about Tyler in love with Jamie and they start what Tyler thinks is a relationship, because he's never had one before, but then Jamie meets Katie and he tells Tyler he wants to be exclusive with her so he can't be friends with benefits anymore. And tyler is heartbroken but he doesn't want to make it awkward between them so he tells him it fine. But it's not fine. Like I hear The song 'Stone Cold' by Demi Lovato and this is all I can think of!

first of all: how dare you anon. i am legit about to cry here.

SECOND: I AM ACTUALLY TERRIBLE AT RELATIONSHIP ANGST. like, sad shit is fine, but angst and misunderstandings make me kinda nauseous.

third: fine. but fuck youuuuuuuuuuu

it happened over the summer, and Tyler had been so excited because he had planned on surprising Jamie in BC for a few days, because Jamie always talks about how much Tyler would actually love it on the island. So he’d planned it all with Jordie and his sisters- The girls would hang out at his place and watch Marshall for him, and Jordie would make sure Jamie would be home, and that they’d have some time to themselves and-.

fuck

and Jamie had called him. to break up with him.

No-

not break up. because breaking up would mean that Jamie thought they were together in the first place.

Jamie had called them ‘buddies’. had said it needed to stop. because he’d met someone. Someone he wanted to date. and it wasn’t fair on her.

and Tyler felt fucking empty. god. this is exactly how he’d felt when Boston had traded him. he’d given all of himself and it had been spat back in his face. because he wasn’t good enough. not a good enough player. not a good enough person. not a good enough fucking boyfriend for someone to consider them to be in a fucking relationship.

He doesn’t realise he’s crying, until Marshall’s trying to sit himself in Tyler’s lap, licking at his cheeks. His puppy doesn’t know what’s wrong, why dad’s upset. He’s trying to make Tyler feel better and that just makes Tyler sob and throw his arms around his furry scruff and bury his face in Marshall’s warm neck.

why wasn’t he ever good enough?

#fuck you anon #i made myself cry #bennguin #ANGST #chubbs #segs #hockey rpf #ask

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