bro can you imagine being tritter. you’re a power hungry cop who just wants to get revenge on the asshole doctor who humiliated you, so you approach his prescribing physician saying “here’s cold hard proof that he committed several crimes and endangered your career”. and instead of testifying against him in light of this information he’s like nooo he didn’t do anything wrong!! it was my fault actually that he committed felonies without my knowledge!! don’t take him away!! send me to prison instead!!! like. what do you even do with that
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HELLOOOOO ! I JUST WANNA SAY THAT I ABSOLUTELY ADORE YOU ART SM !! I LOVE THE JD EX HUSBAND DRAWINGS SM THEY MAKE ME LAUGH !!
BUT.. DO YOU HAVE ANY LEFT OVERS OR SCRAPS OF CORY. HE IS MY FAV (also who is your fav ex?!) (sorry for writing in caps 😭)
Floyd and Cory go shopping 🧡
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I have a concept for you
At the end of season 2, Crowley asks Shax if he can have his flat back, and she says she doesn’t care. He can take it. So, if Crowley has nothing else at the end of season 2, he does have his flat.
And while I think it will take some time, in the end, he can’t stay away from the bookshop, and he can’t watch Muriel destroy it either. There are fragile things in there. Books that need special attention. Trunks of 300 year old clothes that can’t get too hot or too cold. Trinkets that would break if you blew on them too hard. Anything that Muriel wouldn’t really… grasp the care of, Crowley takes out of the shop and back to his flat.
But he doesn’t really care about, so he doesn’t put whatever he brings back in one particular place. He gets back and just throws whatever he’s rescued into whatever spot is open. Pretty soon, Aziraphale’s things start to pile up in various corners and surfaces of Crowley’s flat and slowly but surely, the minimalism of Crowley’s space starts to be broken apart by Aziraphale’s clutter.
It doesn’t get overtaken by the clutter, just broken up by it. Mixed up with it is better wording. It’s not nearly as empty as Crowley’s flat was, nor as messy as Aziraphale’s shop. It’s in the middle, balanced between them. It’s almost as if… they were both there. And Crowley’s flat becomes an accidental idea of what it might’ve looked like if they had gotten to share a home together…
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Finished reading A Certain Song at the Edge of the Universe by @television-for-dinner and pretty much immediately started rereading it and i can't stop thinking of the chaos that is 3 Pete Whites in a room together
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Was just talking to a friend about fanfiction and they said they were getting into the Harry Potter fandom, and so I asked them what they were reading.
Was fully expecting to talk about Drarry fics-I was wrong. They said they were reading mostly Dramione and I had that mind-blanking moment where I remembered that there is actually heterosexual fanfiction, but like I kind of forgot it was a thing?? Like oh yeah, my bad, guess I’m just so gay I forgot there was another option.
I don’t even remember the last time I read something with a straight couple that wasn’t a background pairing bro. Like I was maybe thirteen. Yeesh. My bad.
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Angels can smite demons
Beelzebub was smitten by Gabriel
Dagon should be smitten by Michael
Eric could only be smitten by Muriel
And of course, Crowley was absolutely smitten by Aziraphale
and as a kind reminder
The demons fell first.
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Tiresias: i see a man with your wife bro, and he has a trail of dead bodies behind him haha can u believe that?
Odysseus: WHAT??? WHO???
Tiresias: oh man bro, I'm kidding. It's you (not really you lol).
Odysseus: nah bro I'll become a monster because of that man, tnx
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