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e no final meu sonho é igual
família, churrasco no quintal
vê meu time na final
agradecendo a vida, longe dos funeral
e fé pra isso
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Passa no teste do muito
Quem mantém a fé com pouco
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Taking the boys to Burger King for their birthday this year
Bonus: Tuna brought handmade gifts
I just know he would hate the hyper realistic cakes that dont look like cake
I'm bullying ahead of time this year because I know damn well I'm not gonna be able to get either of their bday cards
#Bday at BK :3#twst#twisted wonderland#twst fanart#floyd leech#twst floyd#jade leech#twst jade#twst azul#tuna be talkin
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Have it your way at Burger King ® , where your stupid asshole gets fucked six ways from Sunday!
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i gotta focus. I’m shifting into Gomens mode.
#good omens#rewatched s1 last week and went to s2 screening in BK in prep for S2 and I’m sick with da fever baby#air conditioning#ineffable husbands#<- tagging both but I way prefer air conditioning… calling anything ___ husbands just gives me 2012 flashbacks it’s a me problem
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conker's bad weed day
#txt#// drug mention#doodles#rareware#nintendo#gaming#conker's bad fur day#banjo kazooie#banjo-kazooie#conkers bad fur day#cbfd#bk#funny#comic#fanart#crossover#conker the squirrel
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Best Kept Secret ☆
A MANDALORIAN SERIES MASTERLIST
[ COMPLETED ]
✩ a bodyguard!din x princess!reader fic ✩
series summary :
Married off to a prince on a planet that you hate? New husband doesn't know you, and doesn't want to know you? New husband gifts you a personal Mandalorian body guard as a wedding present? Mandalorian is a wiseass who won't leave you alone? Lucky you.
18+ mdni
do you like kitschy, campy romance novels? if you're reading this, I hope so.
behind the scenes & chapter notes + other extras (spoilers) :
chapters 1-5
chapter 6-15
spotify playlists
Lysa & Elaine information
the bks screen adaption
bks q&a
bks what if's
reader is generally not described past being picked up a few times, and having hair long enough to be put up
✩ chapters containing smut!
chapter one : honeymoon (6.7k words)
[ Absurd.
That is the only word that comes to mind as you stare at yourself in the mirror. “His favorite color is blue.” ]
chapter two : silent treatment (7.4k words)
[ Something is wrong. You bolt up from the pile of blankets that you call a bed and your eyes dart around the closet as you furrow your brow trying to discern why you feel so much different. ]
✩ chapter three : the smitten paladin (4.6k words)
[ You’re starting to think the planet isn’t the reason you’re so hot all the time.
You had woken up this morning feeling a bit better than you thought you’d be, your stomach is full of butterflies but you're still standing and considering the night you had you’re gonna take that as a win. ]
chapter four : sarad'ika (6.8k words)
[ Sarad'ika.
You won’t forget it this time, you can’t. So you write it in your book, just under Mando’s favorite color you write the two little words that have been keeping you up at night. ]
✩ chapter five : lunar interlude : just a man (5.0k words)
[ Absurd.
It’s absurd how much the job pays. Din’s not even sure he should take it at this point because it’s too good to be true. ]
✩ chapter six : torment (5.1k words)
[ Okay, maybe you didn’t think this through.
You didn’t think he’d actually come in and now suddenly the door is shut and you’re alone with him. ]
✩ chapter seven : just friends (3.1k words)
[ Maker it feels like it’s been an hour and you’re both just laying here. He was just inside of you; it shouldn't be so hard to find something to talk about at this point. ]
chapter eight : solar markets (5.3k words)
[ It’s nice to wake up excited again.
You wish you could say that it happened more often but hopefully it will from now on. It’s going to be your first time leaving the castle grounds since you got here. ]
✩ chapter nine : shuk'la rules (5.6k words)
[ You need sex.
Normally you would be satisfied for quite some time after getting off but for some reason with Mando it was different. But it’s only been two days and you need more. ]
✩ chapter ten : lunar interlude : briikase gote'tuur (4.1k words)
[ He’s grateful for the break from you, even if brief.
That’s not to say that he doesn’t enjoy every moment he gets to be in your presence but the more time he spends with you the harder it gets to remember that this isn’t real. ]
chapter eleven : he loves me not (4.6k words)
[ Something is wrong.
All day it’s been wrong.
He’s different. Distant. ]
chapter twelve : pretend (4.4k words )
[ Two days.
That’s what you’re willing to give yourself. Two days to get over it. One to get it all out of your system and one to pull yourself together. ]
chapter thirteen : lunar interlude : vercopa (3.5k words)
[ He did it.
He did exactly what he knew he needed to do.
So why does he feel worse than ever? ]
chapter fourteen : condemned (4.9k words)
[ You’re having trouble sleeping.
You have no problem falling asleep, it’s mostly staying asleep. There’s a million different things that consume your thoughts and everytime you drift into unconsciousness you find yourself jolting awake, barely able to stay asleep for more than an hour at a time. ]
chapter fifteen : two tea parties (5.4k words)
[ “What did you do to her?”
Her voice breaks through his sleepy haze as he sits up properly.
“Excuse me?” ]
chapter sixteen : absolution (4.6k words)
[ There’s a visceral sense of dread when you wake up, for several reasons.
The glaring obvious culprit of your discomfort would be the fact that today’s your husband's birthday. ]
chapter seventeen : the apostate’s cabin (3.5k words)
[ Just Din.
It’s sinking in as you walk in silence, holding his hand tightly as he pulls you towards his home. ]
chapter eighteen : portrait of a man (5.4k words)
[ It’s deliciously warm when you wake. You can feel his heartbeat and you can feel the soft traces of sunlight dancing along your back. You stretch in his arms slightly but freeze up as you feel him nuzzle his chin into your hair, planting a kiss against your hairline. ]
✩ chapter nineteen : reverence (7.3k words)
[ You really want to.
You couldn’t possibly want to more than you currently do.
It’s actually a bit mean. That he’s left you here in this state. ]
✩ chapter twenty : like real people do (8.4k words)
[ Mando and Din.
All you can think about right now is how there must be two of them.
You’re playing with his curls. ]
✩ chapter twenty one : te mirci't (9.0k words)
[ “It means I love you.”
You aren’t entirely sure how long you stare at him, looking rather silly with your jaw practically on the floor. ]
✩ chapter twenty two : it’s you that i lie with (11.3k words)
[ Naboo has several trading ports.
You could get him on a cargo ship. That would be the most inconspicuous form of transport. It would help if he was willing to ditch his armor. ]
✩ chapter twenty three : lunar markets (15.0k words)
[ Sneaking out of the castle gets easier every time you do it.
It only takes a few minutes and you’re walking outside towards the forest trail, Din’s hand in yours, still giddy. ]
✩ chapter twenty four : lunar interlude : riduur (7.8k words)
[ He doesn’t deserve this.
How could he possibly be deserving of you? Yet somehow you make him feel as if he is. With your soft touch and the way your eyes get just a little bigger when you see him. ]
✩ chapter twenty five : wedding bells (11.7k words)
[ Four days of Leo.
You were upset that Din was leaving you but you got over it rather quickly with the promise of his hasty return. ]
chapter twenty six : crucifixion (12.7k words)
[ “My room is too big.”
He bursts into genuine peals of laughter and you gently smack his arm.
“Don’t laugh, it’s a serious issue! My room is enormous.” ]
chapter twenty seven : the apostate (6.0k words)
[ Silence.
That’s all there is in his brain.
It’s hard enough as is for him to hear. It doesn’t help when he’s been beaten half to death. ]
✩ chapter twenty eight : a place for us (8.4k words)
[ You’d spent the better half of the day trying to get on top of him.
Every time you managed to get close he’d simply set you down on the nearest surface with a kiss on the cheek and go back to doing whatever he was working on. ]
chapter twenty nine : the best kept secret (epilogue) (6.1k words)
[ The morning sun is warm against your face, you bask in it, unmoving and only half awake until you feel a tiny hand slapping your cheek. The illusion of tranquility is immediately shattered as you softly laugh. ]
#lincolndjarin#the mandalorian#best kept secret#bks#din djarin#the mandalorian x reader#the mandalorian fanfiction#the mandalorian x you#din dijarin x reader#din djarin x reader#din djarin x you#din djarin fanfiction#mandalorian smut#din djarin smut#the mandaloria/reader#din djarin/reader#din djarin/you#enemies to lovers#enemies to friends to lovers#slowish burn#forced proximity
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You see a familiar face, but not as friendly looking as you might remember...
is it really her? or is it just your imagination? again.
#SIDE ORDER DLC IN LESS THAN A MONTH YIPPEE :D#splatoon side order#side order#splatoon side order art#splatoon#splatoon art#splatoon 2#splatoon 2 art#splatoon 3#splatoon 3 art#splatoon agent 4#agent 4 splatoon#agent 4#digital art#BK's art
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One tiny miracle at a time..
#now its out i can share this addition to my jacket from back in Feb!! the daffodil pin normally lives up with tommy on the pocket#☀️🌼#and I'll be adding any more from bk 2 below in the list when we get them!#the sunshine court#tsc spoilers#mine#jean moreau
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pro-heroes dkbk meet ua students dkbk ❤️🔥
all credits to the original artist @Nitro_Sugar on X
#boku no hero academia#my hero academia#bnha fanart#mha fanart#bnha#mha#bakugou katsuki#izuku midoriya#deku#bakudeku#dekubaku#bkdk#dkbk#adult bk's manboobs tho... his hero costume is fighting for its life#and poor lil izuku is dying of combustion#im also sure adult izuku has a huge kink for those glorious pecs
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Splinter told them to get jobs.
Matching rottmnt icons for you and your fast food friends. :)
Taco Bell Raphael
Dunkin Donatello
Burger King Leo
McDonald’s Mikey
Free to use, please credit if you do.
#rise of the tmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt#rottmnt fanart#rottmnt leo#rottmnt raph#rottmnt mikey#rottmnt donnie#leonardo hamato#michelangelo hamato#raphael hamato#donatello hamato#the bk experience hasn’t been kind to Leo#I work(ed) at two of these places before is it obvious which ones#tmnt leo#tmnt donnie#tmnt mikey#tmnt raph#leonardo#raphael#michelangelo#donatello#rottmnt icons#rottmnt pfp#matching icons#matching pfps#free to use#my art
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farleigh's lil shoulder shimmy on the couch to get closer to oliver is my roman empire
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[ID: digital drawing of Maya Fey eating a burger and grinning. She's drawn fat. The word "burger" and some stars and sparkles are drawn beside her. The colors are muted and the background is green. /end ID]
burger queen
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