#And Now I Have Two Nickels
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black sails 🤝 spartacus
“bOY I SURE HOPE THE RAGTAG UNDERDOGS WIN AGAINST THIS HISTORICAL EMPIRE THAT VERY MUCH DID NOT END HERE 😥”
#starz was like 'I am going to create a show that is SO doomed by the historical narrative'#starz said 'would you like to have a good time up until the end of season 4 when you suddenly remember Where This Story Was Always Heading'#And Now I Have Two Nickels#black sails#spartacus
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The Drama King main character of Dreamworks who loves wearing eyeliner and boots and looks effin good wearing them.
#dreamworks#puss in boots#megamind#puss in boots the last wish#animation#goth/emo kids#their gfs are badasses too#last dreamworks post for now#gotta be posting some dreamworks fanart soon again#if i had a nickel for everytime DW has a male main character that wears eyeliner and high heel boots#id have two nickels
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took 3 years… finally doodled brickoppy💪
#trolls#trolls world tour#queen poppy#branch#hickory#brickoppy#some insp from tune of accidentally in love playing none stop in my head for the past week#I sure hope it finally quiets down (fools hope()#fanart#llorsdood#if i had a nickel for every time i drew a ot3 years after watching the medium#i’d have two which isn’t a lot but funny it happened twice now
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Okay RWBY u reeled me back for fanart with this one I can't resist drawing a fucked up creechure
✨ i have commissions open! :D ✨
#rwby#rwby 9#rwby v9#rwby spoilers#jaune arc#just to be safe sdlgl#my art#i havent drawn for rwby in so long the characters tags arent even saved anymore u-u#when im in a symbolism competition and my opponent is a clock 😳😳😳#if i had a nickel for evry time a dorky guy goes to another dimension ages becomes a hero and finds his friends still look young#i would have two nickels isnt much but weird happened twice#this man... he gonna die isnt it#goof lird he burning in the op for a reason#ok i sleep now been workin on this the entire day dflkjh
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The sheer soulmatism of Lenore and Annabel fucks me up so bad everytime I think too hard about it okay sit down y’all.
The way they were immediately drawn to each other even though they had no memory of anything! No reason to immediately become so attached and protective and trusting! Not even death could part them, it’s almost like reincarnation in a way. The sins of living and the pain that comes with being alive washed away not by holy water but rather split blood, and in this new life they’re reborn into a blank, clean slate. Even in this memoryless ‘next lifetime’ they still choose each other without hesitation, without question, and I am on my knees sobbing.
The parallels of Annabel fainting! Annabel fainted when she learned that Lenore was actually alive, and Annabel also fainted when remembering how she died, and by extension, how Lenore died too (not related to soulmatism but in one scenario her lover caught her despite the injury, and in the other Lenore had no such hinderance but failed to catch Annabel regardless and that parallel kills me so softly). The soulmatism that is reacting the same exact way when you learned she lived vs remembering how she died, the soulmatism that the love is still the same. Oh how the love is still so tragically the same, crossing that threshold of death, despite the unhappy ending you shared. Annabel faints because it’s learning you have a second chance at love vs remembering how that same love was ripped away and I am no longer on my knees but laying facedown on the floor.
(The way Annabel looked at Lenore before collapsing in both scenes but with DRASTICALLY different vibes of disbelief like okay yeah sure, sure okay mhm just smash my ribs and rip my heart right out why don’t you?)
Now, NOW, the thing that truly ends me? The crazy red/blue symbolism these two carry.
Lenore is the embodiment of red. Her thoughts come in red print, as do the ribbons she was wrapped up in. Her fiery (pun intended), confident personality, her pure raging defiance rallying those around her. What’s more, Lenore’s anger and bared teeth is painted red the same way her love is, because red is not just the color of anger. Red is love, and Lenore, my god, she cares so openly about the people around her that her heart’s just painted bloody and brazen on her sleeve. Born from self-made infernos into the person she was always meant to be- flirty, quick-witted, taking what she wants when she wants- she is a young Montague wrapped up in her family’s house colors trailblazing down her own paths.
(But unlike dear Romeo who scaled a tree to look upwards towards Juliet on her balcony, Lenore was in a tree looking downwards at her counterpart, and this parallel is so important as the scene is clearly a Romeo/Juliet parallel but without the sweet sappiness but rather tension and just like, 1000x more interesting ‘can I trust you fr fr-ness’.)
Annabel is the embodiment of blue. Her thoughts come in blue print, and her ribbons are a deep blue to match. Blue is the color of calmness, and she seems so tranquil with a gentle yet firm confidence that puts people around her at ease. A natural born leader with such cool-headedness. Oh, but underneath that mask? Sadness. SO MUCH sadness, Annabel is an ocean of it, she’s a peaceful smile with a melancholic heart shot through. Young Capulet holds not pure innocence like her Juliet-counterpart but rather a deep rooted loneliness, like guys, Annabel is actually just so fucken SAD I think we really need to address this more yes she’s a total girlboss but also Annabel is the personification of hollowed out loneliness that comes with your beloved being ripped away from you.
This really got away from me, but my point?
Lenore, the embodiment of red, has blue eyes.
Annabel, the embodiment of blue, has red-adjacent eyes.
FORGET LAYING ON THE GROUND IN TEARS I AM CURRENTLY CLIPPING THROUGH THE FLOOR AND HEADING STRAIGHT GAY TO MY GRAVE IN THE BACKROOMS!!!
YOUR HONOR THEIR EYES ARE THE GODDAMNED COLORS OF THE OTHER’S MOTHERMARYFUCKING S O U L LIKE WHAT IN THE JESUS H CHRIST BUMBLEBY SOULMATISM IS T H I S S S⁉️⁉️⁉️
#hey sorry fer such a long post but can you tell these two make me severely mentally ill#the bumblebyism of it all… eyes reflecting the color of ur pther half’s soul#if i had had a nickel everytime i crossed this trope i would have three nickels now gods#bumbleby sulemio and white raven SIGHHHH#everyone thank my rwby roots if u haven’t realized the eye soulmatism until now (but i doubt it i mean. its so obvious like. my god.)#white raven… gnawing on a tree branch… please imma fast passer but i still need MOREEEE#skittering around in a circle like a wild beast i need need NEEDD more of these two my god#white raven#nevermore webtoon#annabel lee whitlock#annabel lee nevermore#lenore vandernacht#gods her last name trips me up to spell everytime#lenore nevermore#should i tag this as bumbleby#u know what? yeah yeah i will why not#sorry fellow beekeepers but yall needa see this bc bumbleby eyecolor soulmatism mention#bumbleby#buzz buzz motherfuckers
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black sails + tumblr text posts I have on my phone
#well hello there#im really sorry for all of this (im not)#i need to be silly otherwise there's the horrors#this kind of meme is like my brand at this point#i really really like something? chances are i'll take screencaps and slap funny shit on them#i want y'all know that i have a story of insanity with the first picture#changed the chemistry of my brain and gave me the crazies#i see john with his hands on his hips and i have to fight the urge to eat him#its a disease#also#if i had a nickel for every time i used that joke on a pirate named israel hands i would have two nickels#ill stop rambling and ill go to work now#black sails#tumblr text meme#black sails meme#long john silver#james flint#anne bonny#jack rackham#charles vane#i need to make more just bc its a travesty i didnt make something with max and madi#user purrvaire
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New species in KFP4 we haven't seen in the movies before
Chameleon | Iguana | Fox
Cape buffalo | Golden snub-nosed monkey | Mountain goat (or a different new kind of goat or ram)
Stingray | Pangolin | Pelican
I also really wanna mention the wolves
Obviously we've seen wolves before but seeing ones that look friendly gave me whiplash
#keyword: MOVIES!#if i had a nickel for every separate interpretation of a pangolin i'd have four nickels now which isn't a lot but it's twice as much as two#i love the pelican!#original post#cartoons#kung fu panda#kung fu panda 4#kfp#kfp4#kfp chameleon#kfp zhen#lists
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if i had a nickel for every arm lost in this episode….
#i’d have two nickels#underverse#underverse 0.7 part 2#fatal error#fatal error sans#cross sans#i wonder if fatals gonna get his arm back#error is safe for now
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what is with kaito and putting blades into his mouth
#if I had a nickel every time Kaito held onto a dagger or sword with his mouth I'd have two nickels#which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice#dcmk#magic kaito#dcmk movie 27#detective conan movie 27: the million dollar signpost#kuroba kaito#kaitou kid#kid the phantom thief#kaito kid#and he's supposed to be renowned for not leaving evidence behind. smh saliva and dental records#empty brain even emptier now
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Life imitating art...
#michael sheen#welsh seduction machine#david tennant#soft scottish hipster gigolo#staged#or 'Brokeback Mount Him' which is what I am referring to Staged as from here on out#staged 3#good omens#aziraphale#crowley#ineffable husbands#i can't unsee it and now neither can you#if i had a nickel for every time a lost female tourist found a nice gay couple to give her directions home#i'd have two nickels#but it's weird that it happened twice#cinematic parallels#i can't even with this#tell me again that they're not a couple#ineffable lovers
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So I am claiming ownership over FNAF now
#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf movie#i just got back from watching it#and all i got was the regal cinemas exclusive pizza box#summary:#i was giddy through the whole thing#the animatronic puppetry was *sublime*#abby was surprisingly sassy#josh hutcherson is my mike#matthew lilliard: *chefs kiss*#if i had a nickel for a cleaning up the restaurant montage in an animatronic horror movie i would have two nickels#thank god there was no confirmed mike x vanessa#but also#I#FUCKING#CALLED#IT#fnaf movie review#also i’m calling it now that i was right about mike schmidt and michael afton being one and the same#WILLIAM’S REACTION TO MIKE’S FILE WAS EXACTLY WHAT ONE ESTRANGED FATHER WOULD REACT TO SEEING THEIR SON IN IDK HOW MANY YEARS#AND VANESSA BEING AN AFTON IS MY CANON#MIKE AND VANESSA HALF SIBLINGS CONFIRMED BITCHESSSSSS
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Fernando Alonso × Unconventional Drinking Implements
#if i had a nickel for every time nano drank out of a trophy id have two nickels. that's not a lot but its weird it happened twice#dont ask me if theres more i didnt have the mental capacity to look up all his podium pics...theres 20 years worth#but if you do have more somehow miraculousy do of course hit me up#this is one of these things i think that youd have to experience by watching a lot of races bcs finding it by keywords is impossible imo#though i did look up various trophies and now i want to make a tier list of trophies by drinkablity 😭#but yeah some people in the tags of the pics i posted were like 'he did exactly what i wanted to do![drink from the big cup basically]'#so this is like: hey! not the first time hes done it 🤭#but like if these are the only two times hes done it thats hilarious#bcs its been 18 yrs so was he suddenly like 'oh my god wait i just remembered what i can do with this'#but like the 2005 is the wcc win so it makes sense why he did smth so over the top#but this one i really really feel like he let the impulsive thoughts win and was just 'this looks like a giant cup....'#not pictured: flavio also drinking from the trophy. he was so indulgent of his boy 🥹#also i wonder if theres footage of him pouring in the champagne in 2023 cause i didnt even know he drank from it until i was looking at pic#cause thats my fav thing about the 2005 one is watching him trying to aim and pour it from way too high hahaha#oh also there is the brazil 2005 gp as well but he doesnt directly drink from it so i dont think it fits well here#but at the same time he really is looking at trophies like 'hmmm how well would this work as a cup'#f1#formula 1#fernando alonso#2023 dutch gp#2005 chinese gp#fa14#we do a little bit of f1#formula one
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Do you ever just pick up a game with romance mechanics, but you end up fixated on the unromancable npc?
#lgts#rpg horror#first harvestella now lgts#little goody two shoes#my drawings#me having a 'two nickels' moment#i guess i'm just cursed to being the cringe fail bisexual
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Homesick
I felt quite scammed when in my playthrough Ness got homesick the second he got off the doorstep. Like, dude chill.
#earthbound#myart#art#mother 2#ness earthbound#ness#earthbound ness#today I saw an almost identical drawing to this idea and I now feel bad#i was already done with this when I saw it I swear!#just waiting for the day I'll be accused a thief for accidentally having the same idea#i mean yea 'great minds think alike' but still#if I had a nickel for every time I accidentally did the same art idea like someone else I'd have two nickels which isn't a lot but it's#*awful it happened twice#sigh#this demotivating me ngl
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So.
Houseki no Kuni finally ended and I am the farthest thing from okay between being hit by Penacony and that practically back to back.
So to avoid dealing with my emotions about it because I have way too many assignments due and instead think of crossover possibilities that will probably never happen.
Like a meeting of Phos and Aventurine in the Nihility in between Phos' journey through space and time. Either with Phos' as themselves or as their new existence as a comet, brightening up his road as he makes his journey through Nihility, maybe as a pick me up if he ever loses sight of the destination. Or Ratio's day as he waits for Aventurine to make his way back, a dazzling, shining ray of light where all dreams in Penacony are artificial and carefully controlled, when there isn't any predictions for meteor showers or the like in the Penacony of reality, something beautiful that he can tell Aventurine about later after he comes back to him.
Or he'll tell him about this young person with a hair like jewels who told him that, if it's really important to him, no matter the pain of waiting or of things left unsaid or of anything truly changing, that he should wait anyway. They only meet once and he would have intended to wait anyway, but it's a nice reminder to have.
Who knows maybe I'll write that out one day.
#honkai star rail#houseki no kuni crossover#kinda#I dunno I'm tired and my brain is taking the line of “Phos will as Phos does continue to travel space and time#shining brightly all the while.“#and “Your other fragments went off to see a new galaxy I bet they've turned into a big comet by now”#“You think so? I hope they can brighten up someone's day.”#and running with it to cope#if I had a nickel for any time I got attached to a character whose name or existence correlated to a green jewel#who went through the horrors of existence all while being 'blessed' for it in some manner#i'd have two nickels#which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice right?#and the darn visions always show up when I'm trying to nap#golden ratio#aventio#ratiorine#raturine#I can also see Phosphylite's comet brightening up the day of many other Star Rail characters#I don't know if this is anything folks I'm going back to napping now
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On ep three of dead boy detectives, to everyone's surprise Edwin's fuckass young Sheldon attitude Hiding centuries of sexual suppression has captivated me
#i dont even know if im /j or /srs on the “to everyone's surprise” department#bc at first I was like huh i am not gonna stand this boy#but now I see what he's made off and if i had a nickel for everytime i was dazzled by a repressed non-human with neil gaiman involved#i'd have two nickels#dead boy detectives#edwin payne#ye old ramblings
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