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Okay RWBY u reeled me back for fanart with this one I can't resist drawing a fucked up creechure
✨ i have commissions open! :D ✨
#rwby#rwby 9#rwby v9#rwby spoilers#jaune arc#just to be safe sdlgl#my art#i havent drawn for rwby in so long the characters tags arent even saved anymore u-u#when im in a symbolism competition and my opponent is a clock 😳😳😳#if i had a nickel for evry time a dorky guy goes to another dimension ages becomes a hero and finds his friends still look young#i would have two nickels isnt much but weird happened twice#this man... he gonna die isnt it#goof lird he burning in the op for a reason#ok i sleep now been workin on this the entire day dflkjh
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IVE TALKED ABOUT THIS A BAJILLION TIMES but I just cant get over it
He literally says Ride Or Die Bitch
#HES SO DEVOTED IM AUGH#We go together or not at all he says. I will never die he says. Neither will you is what he means hes so crazy intense about this#I will never die. But if I do! I die with you. Which is never gonna happen because I wont let you.#LITTLE MAN YOURE GAY FOR YOUR BESTIE AT LEAST A TEENSY BIT this amount of devotion isnt straight of u#Ok sorry I had a moment of Ilness about this#Not an art#Kuzuhina
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#based on bobs very vocal admiration of peters athletic abilities in Fußballfieber i would basically classify this as canon#like i´m sorry but you´re gonna tell me that bob manwhore andrews is just gonna let peter himbo shaw jog past him without sneaking a peak#this is a man of culture he appreciates a piece of art when he sees one#tbh after over 200 episodes of this bullshit i´m just as tired and unimpressed as justus#its a shame there will never be any actual progression in their relationship because i´m pretty sure andreas and jensen wouldnt mind#but i guess germany isnt quite ready for that yet#maybe when they do a reboot in 100 years peter and bob are finally gonna allowed to french kiss on a stake-out. time will tell#until then i guess i´ll sporadically fall back into my first ever hyperfixation#and frustrate myself by creating mediocre fanart for a teensy-weensy fandom half my mutuals have never heard of#at least i know that these hyperfixations come in waves and i´ll be able to put those three idiots back in a drawer for a while soon#but until then its murder mayhem and gay pining i mean mysteries#die drei fragezeichen#???#justus jonas#peter shaw#bob andrews#die drei fragezeichen fanart
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Well my sleep schedule is fucked(nearly an hour past Bedtime and I'm vibrating) but don't cry. 21 pages of Stephen Maturin trying to convince himself he's not in love with his captain, alright?
#my pages are much smaller than most people's bc i handwrite everything lmao#but i broke out my 12 years of Formal Latin Classes and Osmosis Catholocism for this#taking latin from age 7 isnt the most useful skill but i can write a mean adhoc catholic prayer#especially for the POV of a man who probably hasnt gone to church in five years#look. do i think maturin considers himself catholic? yes.#do i think he does this just to annoy people? also yes. he is not particularly practising#but hes been at sea for a while and superstition is contagious so if hes scared jack's gonna die on his table(post fanciulla)#then yeah hes gonna break out the trinity and a very abbreviated litany of the saints#i have been to a catholic church all of two times in my life and sometimes *I'LL* do the trinity in latin. or a kyrie#somtimes you just gotta chant a spell in latin. the spell is “make me less scared” and the words are whatever you want them to be#stephen maturin#aubrey maturin#aubreyad#aubreyad fanfic
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relating to my current fic i think jean will actually have a breakdown once he finds out about peter's enhanced metabolism
#that man has seen piles of corpses and walked away with a (gay) straight face#but once he finds out peter is the spider and that he has an enhanced metabolism and yet isnt eating + resting even for a normal person!!#thats the thing thats gonna make him visibly react and show emotion#(its gonna be exasperation)#...... he is very. i didnt intent to give pete a father figure#i wanted to give him a semi-trustworthy person in his life#well. guess he has a dad now instead#however he will be spared from the spidermans father figure will die curse#bc both will insist to hate each other for years before admitting that they might possibly even tolerate one another#its already getting very half-hearted and neither is convinced but its about the principle of the thing#a biscuit's rambles#my fics#jean dewolfe#peter benjamin parker
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Man I've been on the verge of an anxiety attack the whole day because my prom is tomorrow and I'm terrified I'm gonna end up tripping on my dress in front of everyone or that'll all end up in disaster somehow
#im gonna die til tomorrow#i dont know how im gonna sleep this night#the way my hands are trembling isnt a joke man#aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAA#personal#and also it doesn't help that the whole week my mind's been thinking omg what if some disaster happens and my brother dies#just like... out of nowhere#he isn't at risk of anything#my mind is just trying to fuck me up#and let me tell ya it is working man
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have been refreshing arknights ao3 waiting (im)patiently for ebenholz and kreide content to pop up. i need to cope pls 囧
#bagel babble#arknights#lingering echoes#spoilers in the tags#i freaking knew kreide was gonna die man#but it still GOT me#first death flag is being a nice and otherwise unassuming femboy#second death flag is talking about keepsakes#of course the biggest death flag is he isnt an operator in the gacha…#im in misery#why are we not allowed alive boyfriends in arknights pls..
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clocking out for a three day weekend is so nice. everyone else has to go back tmrw but I dont
#actually neither does the coworker im 👁️👁️ at#bc hes constantly like haha whatre you doing thats halloween-y the season is almost over!!!!! i dont have plans haha#u gonna ask me to hang out or what coward. huh. HUH? how many times can we talk about pumpkin patches#and how you want to go to one. and how i want to go to one#before one of us caves (not me)#he lifts his shirt up to show me new tattoos and i die a little inside. he thinks mine are cool#is it bc of the name that reminds me of another man with big brown eyes and a nice smile#or is it bc youre the only other person around my age that isnt married or live w his parents#or is it bc we actually have shit in common#this was not supposed to be a rant about him. hm.#anyways#maybe ill make out w a random gay person tmrw instead at the club who knows#i talk
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Kumasawa wasn't nearly as talented as a professional cook like Gohda, but she was far from unskilled. On the contrary, since she had been brought up in a fishing village, the simple food she created was sometimes very highly valued.
WRITE THAT DOWN. [guessing wildly]
Genji spoke kindly to Kanon as he advanced a pawn. Nanjo had escaped from the parlor once the mood had become sour, and Genji had become his opponent in a game of chess upon Nanjo's request.
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Genji-san. I am really frightened about tonight. I'm hoping with all my heart that we will be still be safe when tomorrow morning comes..."
im sure that. im sure its all fine
#look at all these seagulls#is the act of playing chess itself gonna hurt u. eh.....#well i like the old man friend via. work for the same guy#BUT NANJO is just mostly normal isnt he. genji full if i die i die.
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KNIGHT I forgot to mention in my last ask,
But Team Plasma is looking for the three dragons, and they’ll eventually track down two of them to the twins
Imagine Ghetsis forcing the dragon out of Hilda/Hilbert for N to capture and fight with. And now the other dragon has to leave the other twins body, to help fight Ghetsis/N so his brother doesn’t end up dying
But if we want to make this even more angst-y. What if the host cannot survive without the dragon now? Like the dragon has taken so much energy for themselves that the human host will eventually die without them. But together they’ll be fine
So with the two dragons fighting each other again because of Ghetsis, Hilda and Hilbert are just trying not to die lmao and wishing the dragons would fuse with them again
And the same thing is going to happen again in two years, but with Iris this time :)). Girly is 12 and going to experience near death lol
SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP YOUR HONOUR THAT FUCKED ME UP LMFAOOOO BFMXBDNDND
God imagine if the twins got their dragons back, that became the reason they ran away tho, bc if that's gonna happen again, then they're surely gonna die, they're not gonna risk it again, so they ran away from Unova, hiding from Plasma, from Ghetsis, in fear that they're really gonna die
And god Iris just chxnbxnx
Cause like,,,, they got Kyurem locked up in the Frigate in the games yeah, fucking imagine them having Iris locked up too😭
God imagine how fucked up that was tho, them experimenting on Iris, trying to take Kyurem from her too, and how successful they almost were. Imagine as they were locked up, Kyurem's voice was ringing in her ears, in her head, repeating over and over again to kill them kill them kill them KILL THEM, YOU ARE THE GOD OF FATE, KILL THEM
God imagine Iris just fucking sobbing, one of the grunts hear, went to her and was pissed af for her crying, and he's there, grabbing her by her shirt, telling her to shut up, but Iris just,, stares at him with those gleaming golden eyes. Iris breathed out, a puff of cold smoke leaving her lips, she rasped out, "you.. dare.. hurt your.. god?" And before the grunt could react, he got impaled by a sharp icicle
Fucking imagine Iris just staring at the grunt's dead body. And Kyurem's voice rang again, telling her how powerful she was, look at the power you have, and still you refuse my help. Look at him. Look at him. Look at him now. He's dead because of you.
I'm pretty fckin sure homegirl really destroyed the Frigate from within lmfao, like, after that she probs hid in the Giant Chasm, fucking terrified and ashamed that she actually killed people, but she's there justifying it as Kyurem being the one to kill them, ofc, it was him who killed them, it was him who wanted them to die, it was his powers, it wasn't hers. Right..? But then again, they're sharing a body now, they're becoming a singular person each and every day, and she fucking hates it. Everything is so cold and so so painful it's so painful it hurts Arceus it hurts please just make it stop please make it stop
#your honour this au makes me ill#like... its so cool bcmdbdmd#but damn tho if i had a nickel for everytime iris got blamed for someones death in aus#id have two nickels which isnt a lot but its weird it happened twice#the other time its in the toh au hahaha#but like tbf drayden didnt really die there#anyways speaking of#how would drayden even react to this man😭😭#like is he ever gonna find out imagine if he finds out when they forced iris to use kyurem's powers to freeze opelucid over#your honour cbxnxbndbd#pokemon au#ah right what are we gonna call this au hahah#an ask and an answer#jerseyk112
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NO YEAH IF ANYONE'S EQUIPPED TO KICK ASS IN THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE IT'S THE ARAKAWAS LMAO
Okay, in terms of Aoki's actual arrest, that would've been chiefly for (as the news ticker says) incitement to murder and, y'know, taking a police officer hostage/assaulting a police officer.
I believe incitement is weighed the same as perpetration. While the gang survived the explosion, Ishioda didn't (I think?), so it's more than "attempted" murder. And because of the number of people involved, it would probably be considered incitement to aggravated murder, which narrows the options to a life sentence or the death penalty (or, at the very least, marks them as strong possibilities).
While normally incitement is difficult to prove (as it would be for most every other instance he did it; Jo would never talk, Ishioda is Kind Of Dead, and for Arakawa Tendo was, yeah, acting of his own accord), they have some pretty solid evidence + probably a confession, given Aoki's intentions to turn himself in.
So in terms of the original question, there isn't really much else that needs to be considered, since it's not like it can get any worse than a life sentence no matter what else he confesses to… Aside from the death penalty, but if Jo managed to avoid one, Aoki probably could? Unless Jo's age was a consideration since realistically a life sentence would probably kill him in the same amount of time it'd take to carry out an execution.
But for the sake of completionism, Suzumori's murder could very much be argued as a case of self-defense. Being assaulted after his body had already been pushed to its limits absolutely could have resulted in his death, so it'd probably be down to possession charges. I can understand Arakawa and Jo being dead set on keeping him out of prison even with that being the case, though; prison lowers the average person's lifespan as-is, and it could very well have killed Masato.
After that it's mostly a laundry list of collusion and corruption charges I'm not crazy enough to unpack, but. Yeah. I think Aoki and Jo would've been in for life… Kinda makes me wonder how it all would've played out if Aoki'd had that change of heart and they spent those last years together and Jo inevitably died first...
essentially, for the Quick Byte version for the mate who initially asked: life sentence if not the death penalty
#snap chats#tbh i think we all lowkey assumed he'd be getting life or death LMAO idk why??? i didnt say that in my iniital ask??? dumb shit ☠️#i was too focused on trying to explain exactly what he'd be charged with just for clarity sake#i dont think ive made it apparent how thankful i am for your asks when im too lazy to properly answer my own VJLRAKVLKJ SO THANK YOU#esp with the week ive been having.. it seems like a small thing to be grateful for all things considered but i still am#nor could i ever be as thorough as you so i get the same exp as the initial asker now dont i (´▽` )#moving on from that though. yeah no youd have to like. idk pay me to collect a comprehensive list of what he'd be done in for LMAO#i know american law just fine but i forgot everything i ever looked up when it comes to japanese law#i know statute of limitations on murder isnt a thing anymore.. but i mentioned looong ago that Yeah Suzumori Can Be Argued Self Defense#again the only reason to care for clarification is purely for clarification and just wanting to know yk. yeah we know.#the official charges hardly matters when it's already guaranteed he's going away for life or getting hanged#all of that said. i'll hoard my aoki-reunites-with-jo-in-jail fics and keep them close to my soul..#im gonna be haunted with that question until i die#how about until i sleep cause MAN all of a sudden i just feel groggy#it is almost like. 1AM tbf. a normal time to be tired to be sure#and yet i still want to stay up......
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Its. Frustrating to feel like im always waiting for it all to be over
#like jdbdidnf idk#idk#i wish i could just do a thousand push ups or walk for 8 hours and then feel nothing#but alas. i have to sit with this feeling. which reminds me of all the other times i felt like this#and its so like. lonely and scary and like#idk what id need someone to do but. like take charge or smth in a way that#isnt just asking me questions#idk. im gonna read fanfiction and hope i feel less like im going to die in the morning#its like. i feel like ive made my peace with dying and then bam suddenly im terrified of it#i feel like i want a hug and someone to not try to look me in the eye but like just make space for me next to them while they do something#like when ur a kid and ur dads watching a movie and gestures fornyou to join him on the couch but he also doesnt talk to you much#attention when im upset is really irritating to me bc my dad would just stare forward when i cried as a kid so like#anything other than ignoring it feels like. hncomfortable and like im being rushed or smth#idk man. i hwve issues#but also like. ejndjfnf im like really really sad. but ill probably just always be sad kinda
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Jurassic Park 2: Quirky old white man back at it again with his bs
#crystalks#this guy is so fucking hilarious.#several people died on the first island and the survivors were traumatized#and he's like YES lets send people to my SECOND SECRET island with VERY LITTLE EQUIPMENT#TRAINING#AND BRIEFING#i also find it funny that Sarah isnt 'scared' of the dinosaurs like Ian is and literally fucking touches a baby dinosaur#like its a domesticated puppy#THE FUCK YOU THINK WAS GONNA HAPPEN WHEN YOU A WEIRD CREATURE WHOSE INTENTIONS ARE UNKNOWN TO THE DINOS STARTS MESSING WITH THEIR CHILD#OF COURSE THEY GONNA GET MAD#and even if they're herbivores#theyre BIG herbivores and Will Crush You#and like. sarah. ian got attacked and wounded by a fucking t rex. hes traumatized. and youre out here acting like his fear is irrational#up until the momma and daddy t rexes come a'knocking and you ALMOST DIE. THEN it's not fun and games and silly Ian#for being RIGHTFULLY worried and wary.#anyway Ian is my favorite character bc he's the reasonable one. hes like 'Old Man this is such a terrible fucking idea'#and lo and behold! he was right! BOTH times!
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hi mutuals i might still be on break but fun life update i went to a new psychiatrist and he told me i wasnt psychotic because "i was aware that i was delusional and real psychotics are unaware that theyre delusional"
#he also ignored me having adhd entirely.. implied i wasnt hallucinating enough and brushed off me hearing voices 💀#AND tried to get me to come out INFRONT OF MY MOM???#yeah happy fucking pride month to me#i hardly even got to talk he kept cutting me off while i was elaborating on stuff.#and told me im JUST depressed and anxious.... this all happened in like our firsr ever sesh that lasted 30 MINUTES 💀💀💀💀#OH AND I FORGOT I ALSO MENTIONED MY LEG PROBLEM AND HOW IVE BEEN GOING TO PHYS THERAPY 4 IT AND HE SAID#'but you seemed to be walking fine to me'#???!??!?!????#of course the ONE time i dont bring my cane with me to a medical place 😭#so yeah thats how my lifes been. :dizzy emoji: (i dont have that one my phones old)#barking#also its funny because most of the time im not aware im having a delusion i only find out after.#or its like a delusional attachment thing. like im aware of that but it doesnt change the fact that i believe it anyway#OR when im like#'ok this probably isnt actually happening to me but im gonna keep my baseball bat by my desk just in case anyway'#but of course i didnt get to go into detail about that. whatever man.#AND THE THING IS I USED TO BE UNAWARE THAT I WAS DELUSIONAL. I SPENT 90% OF MY LIFE NOT KNOWING I WAS!!#i had a year of my life where i was convinced i was going to die in my sleep bc i had injested something lethal unknowingly#WHEN I WAS A KID I WAS CONVINCED MY DEAD GRANDMA WAS TRYING TO CONTACT ME FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE#i used to think i was a GHOST and that i had DIED#i used to think my dad COULD READ MY MIND 🗣🗣🗣but yeah im sane. im only depressed. whatever#actual nightmare. especially since ive been avoiding seeking help again for a while. this just makes me want to give up 😭#im gonna try to see a psychologist instead so i hope that goes better. god#this was 2 days ago now and im feeling better but still good fucking lord
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#i knew that wasn't momo omg...... that fucking witch.......#ODEN GET UP!!! THAT WAS JUST ONE HIT!!!#shinobu is gonna free them omg mvp.... omg tsuru.....#BOILED ALIVE????? the guard omg....#wtf. the worst part is that you know its going to work. but how.#talking tag#watching one piece#episode 972#i cant believe they will make the oden isnt oden without being boiled work. but they made the frog that swims crole style work so.....#jesus christ oden... AND EVERYONE ELSE??? oh jesus christ (x2) atlas moment#kaido es un cachondo.... they ARE in the pot....#there is no way this man inst a d.... like there must be something else... but big mom is weirdly strange too and isnt one either...#but still its not the same.... big mom is just strong and not like formidable... you know what i mean... well ace wasnt that much either...#still this man is something else... also toki was born 800 years ago when joyboy was still around??? HELLO??? before the empty century????#or after but still.... important#oden has some jesus christ like followers.... 9 samurais and shinobu (mary magdalene)... you wouldnt get it... 🚬#so they would just leave..... damn....#episode 973#the people begging orichi for oden omg.....#whooo was attacking wano when the kozukis closed the country down??? WHOOO#oden remembering shirohige in his last moments... he misses him so bad....#jesus christ..... executed....... kaido is such a wussy#his name must be a joke of destiny.... jesus christ.... the people remembering that phrase...#episode 974#these flashbacks so far have been: oden lore. GROUNDBREAKING ONE PIECE ESSENTIAL INFORMATION. oden lore. (not saying oden lore is bad btw)#SEE. HOW DOES HE KNOW ABOUT THE WAR. AND ABOUT 20 YEARS. HE KNEW ABOUT HIS DEATH. HE KNEW.#I THOUGHT TOKI KNEW. omg he laughed on her face when she said he won't die omg. HE KNEW. WAS IT WRITTEN ON LAUGHTALE ABOUT LUFFY?#ABOUT THE GREAT WAR?? JUST HOW THE SEA BEASTS KNEW ABOUT SHIRAHOSHI???#oh this is where the cat and dog got their beef. BUT SEE HE IS TELLING THEM TO GO TO ZOU WHEN THEY GET IN TORUBLE. AND WHAT HAPPENED. LUFFY!#episode 975
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Had to defend Norton from misogyny claims last night even tho ppl calling him out were right.... "I don't like Norton bc he's a misogynist" okay but he's literally a girl......... "Girls can be misogynist" okay but he's really sad too...... Give him a break lay off... He's only that way to rich women and he has every right..... Also he grew up in a mining town w/o many women around to begin with leave him alone. He's fine. He can be a little misogynist as a treat.......
#i 10000% agree with them#actually i always make posts about being mad that ppl are ignoring his canon behavior so it was refreshing#but dont talk shit about my fave#hes fine#misogyny isnt even the worse crome against women committed from these evil ppl#he has good reasons okay someone is paying him a lot of money to beat up women#anyways i was trolling them bc theyre taking this game too seriously#i prefer the ppl who pretend he hasnt done anything wrong and just have fun#i like to acknowledge his wrongs and accept him for them anyways#i think hes funny#he got fucking killed anyways so his victims are avenged#let a dead man rest#i think norton is a good guy but that he's willing to become whatever kind of monster he has to#in order to claw himself out of abusive poverty#oh well if he leaves bodies in his wake#hes gonna get his or die trying
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