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scruff-mutt · 2 months

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Have you ever wanted to be 100% accurate when creating Splatfest-related art? Consider downloading the Splatfest Script today!

#splatoon #splatoon 3 #splatfest #typeface #font #graphic design #nintendo #this was my fun ADHD hyperfixation project for the week #well. i can't guarantee 100% accuracy #but trust i put a lot of time into making sure my translations were right

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tizeline · 3 months

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More propaganda for the @tmntaucompetition !!

Cuz y'know, there's a theme to the competition, so I thought I should actually make art for that. For anyone who doesn't know, this year's theme is different 1900s decades for the main competition, but for the prelimenary rounds it was anything before the 1920s soooo I put the Drax Bros in outfits inspired by historical Japanese clothing, look at 'em go-

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chaoswarfare · 1 year

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dp x dc prompt #40

When the bat clan finally finds the time for a family day out, they think it’s going to be a relaxing time for them to de-stress.

That was before they chose to visit the arcade and play the most advanced game of laser tag in Gotham and got completely stomped by a team of three with the name ‘knock-off ghost busters’ in neon green equipment.

There’s no way these people are normal civilians.

#dp x dc #danny phantom #danny fenton #dc x dp #crossover #dc universe #dp x dc crossover #writing prompt #writing #funny #batpham #batman #tim drake #damian wayne #bruce wayne #richard grayson #they thought they would absolutely stomp the reigning champions #they were wrong #when your family convinces you to bully some laser tag pre teens and they absolutely destroy you #immediate suspicion of these invisible people with guaranteed accuracy #they wear neon green for christ sake #they should not be able to hide from trained vigilantes in a dark room #tim swears up and down that one of them shot at him from the ceiling #danny just wants to know why the vigilantes are suddenly running around frantically #he’s been hanging around for a while now so it’s probably not his fault right?#;)#sam manson #tucker foley #just here for a fun break from college and work #visiting their best friend in the most dangerous city in the US that he decided to move to

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collectorcookie · 2 months

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Aeri (@enchantedmirage) innocently sent me a funny nui video ft izumi and makoto. And I ended up writing a textwall ranting about izumi (Number 1 most misinterpreted knights member to me) and makoto (Number 1 most misinterpreted Trickstar member to me). And I thought, well, why not document this on my blog too.

Aeri if you're reading this i'm sorry

#izumi sena #makoto yuuki #izumako #But like. Not really in a ship way.#More like a “i put them on a petridish under a microscope and try to find out and explain what's wrong with them” way #I do not guarantee any accuracy in this. All of this is straight up from my memory which is currently all clogged up with other stuff rn #Maybe one day i'll reread !-era main story properly. And maybe some other trickstar and knights stories besides SS and horoharo #enstars #ensemble stars #lore rants #I swear way more in this post than in any other post don't I?

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puddleorganism · 18 days

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Been rattling around a giant monster homestuck au in my brain so here’s a sort of middle draft Dave design I drew while being mildly ill

Btw the likelihood of me really doing anything with this au is very low, I just really like giant monsters lol

#you can guarantee with basically 100% accuracy that I am thinking about a giant monster au of SOMETHING always #if not I’m thinking about canon giant monsters #art #homestuck fanart #man do I really wanna get into the homestuck tags #whatever we’ll see what happens I guess #dave strider fanart #homestuck #described

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sexynetra · 1 month

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Happy Dada day :))))

#it’s her birthday!#I can’t make an in depth post bc my ass has procrastinated packing and I leave at like 5 am tomorrow #but!!!#she’s so pretty :)#and the caption made me giggle #it’s auto translated iirc so I cannot guarantee accuracy #joyeaux anniversaire #yeah I can say happy birthday in French 😎#she’s 25!!!#officially older than me for the next 2.5 months :)#then we will be the same age again #drag race #rpdr #RuPaul’s drag race #drf #drag race France #La grande dame

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miasmatik · 6 months

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🎃 HALLOWEEN SHOP UPDATE 🎃

Featuring an ALL NEW “scientific” Bone Animal illustration, glow-in-the-dark sticker abominations, and more!! Plus, use code THIRTEETH for 13% off everything in my store thru Halloween 🦴✨

#mine #art shop #halloween #halloween shopping #100% scientific accuracy NOT guaranteed #been wanting to make that print forever #bone animals #halloween bone animals #original art #stickers #glow in the dark #artists on tumblr

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dear-mrs-otome · 1 year

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Oh Jude, baby, who hurt you?

Jude, when Kate accused him of having no love/being heartless because he refuses to go visit Ellis when he's sick: 'No love'? What's so wrong with that? Love is a curse.

He says if you lose it, you're sad, and it's the worst thing if it's taken from you. If betrayed, you resent them...and yet you're powerless to stop feeling it. It's pretty much the root of all misery and evil.

Jude: That's what I mean. Saying 'I love you' is the same as saying 'I curse you'.

#ikemen villains #ikevil #ikevil jude #spoiler #spoilers #ikemen villain spoilers #ikevil spoilers #accuracy not guaranteed it's asscrack o'clock here #this is from his uh...7th bond story?

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duine-aiteach · 1 year

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Additional (primarily derogatory) LGBT+ Terminology as Gaeilge:

Piteog, Piteachán, Piteán - effeminate. Translated as faggot, fairy, shirtlifter

Cigire tóna - backside inspector, noted in Gaeltacht area in Donegal. Giolla tòna is the Scots Gaelic equivalent

Lúbtha - bent, translated as queer

Cam - bent, translated as queer

Gearrán - gelding, translated as butch, dyke and queer

Aiteach - is the given word for queer from An Foclóir Aiteach, translates as weird

Leaid aniar - unsure of the exact meaning but it is grouped with both piteog and cigaire, shirtlifter. Leaid - lad; aniar - from the west.

Síog - fairy

#it’s important you know that these are words I found online #i cannot guarantee the accuracy of them #some I found on an Irish speakers forum that was long abandoned some from a list of lgbt words as gaeilge #that predated an focloir aiteach and some I found elsewhere #like the op of the post I just reblogged I was curious as to what the words for our people were #there’s so much more to our community than the sanitised politically correct image we have today #I’m queer. I’m in your face weird pro kink pro safe sane and consensual sex pro self determination #people are allowed to be as messy and complicated and un-perfect as they want #these words. our words. are part of that #i like the messy parts of the queer community and I like the messy parts of queer history. this is both.#aiteach #my own post #gaeilge

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ame-in-the-rain · 3 months

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tried my best at translating the decomics because i have hyperfixations i have to satiate

originals by omutatsu

(in the new year's one, para and gift say たんこぶ which is like the lump on your forehead when you get bonked. i didn't know how to phrase it lmao but i tried)

#can't guarantee the accuracy of the translations but yknow. it's honest work #also EXTREME homosexual activities happening in these #deco*27 #the mannequin tag #translation #vocaloid

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rhysintherain · 2 months

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Playing Baldur's Gate 2 again, and I'm gonna put some snippets of the Most unhinged NPC dialogue here because it's hilarious.

Jan: they're not bad, but they're not gnomes. Where's your elephant?

Beeloo: back at the circus. Can you believe the judge ruled that an elephant can't choose who they want to live with in a custody case? He slapped me with a theft charge! I just got out of jail!

Jan: legally?

Beeloo: no. They should hire a better locksmith.

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Minsc: You're a very impressive fighter, Mazzy.

Mazzy: you mean for my size? Because I'm littler than you?? I'll have you know halflings can-

Jan, somewhere in the background: YOUR KNEES ARE MINE!!!

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Nalia: and I'm engaged to this HORRIBLE man, and I know he'll use my home for awful things if he gets control of the estate-

Gordon's Ward: I could kill him for you?

Nalia: absolutely not!

Nalia: although it would solve so many problems...

Nalia: but no! That would be terrible and completely inappropriate!

Nalia: but also awfully convenient...

#baldur's gate 2 #god i love these idiots #mazzy's insecure but she really is one of the toughest fighters so why borher?#basically the first words Jan says to you are 'shit it's the cops... cover for me!'#accuracy not guaranteed I'm recalling some of these from vibes alone #but you get the idea

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avephelis · 3 months

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i feel like assigning pokemon again mutuals send me an ask and i'll assign you a pokemon

#waiting for the bus and boreed. hit me.#for the record ive been assigned scraggy and (hisuian) sneasel in the past. funfact #can i guarantee accuracy not really. its fun though.#aveph assigns pkmn

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vincent-sinclair-deserved-better · 1 year

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thought I had last night but was too tired to write down:

ways the murder ocs (usually) kill

Lee: anger bean, kills mostly driven by rightous anger and/or to protect, is therefore violent and brutal

Clay: gives victims time to think about their actions and might do some mind games, murders are usually meant to punish, if he kills them personally, more on the "efficient" side of things

Griff: all about efficiency and getting things done, not many games because he's a wimp and can't handle himself in a fight, victims picked randomly and on a whim

Darrell: also efficient I believe? but there is the element of punishment and justice so. we've seen him do some kind of mind games with the "worse" of his victims while quickly disposing of the other one. plus, leaving the guy to be eaten alive

Skulk: kind of brutal but also just wants to get it over with and avoid fights (?)

Cylas: very rare uncontrolled outbursts, normally well restrained due to therapy and medication, but still always has some rage boiling right under their skin, in order to avoid lashing out due to their emotions becoming too much, they've settled on... "exerting justice", mostly methodical and brutal, has sadistic tendencies, can be swift and efficient if necessary, "there are times and places for everything"

please feel free to correct me or add more characters, I only put the ones I got an approximate idea for, so there are a few missing

Lee belongs to @kalid-raven

Clay and Griffin belong to @rottent33th

Darrell belongs to @bluecoolr

Skulk belongs to @probably-a-plant-thing and I'm really not sure, basing this on one post I've seen. also if you wanna share anything on like the Holt boys or other OCs I am 👀👀👀

tagging @immortal-velociraptor in case you wanna share anything, I wanted to add Sully but then wasn't sure about his methods

@myers-meadow just to read, or if you wanna add one of your AU characters please do

also looking at @solmints-messyocdiary because. Odile mah bebi. and Iris. and Patron my beloved. and... Nutcracker and Dogface? is "Alice" a slasher? anyway

#cylas speaks #no guarantee for accuracy #this is just my perception lmao #feel free to correct me or/and add more #like; more characters not mentioned as well #can you tell i am in love with other peoples ocs #cylas keir #darrell todd #Skulk #clay spencer #griff marks #lee harrison #friend's ocs #my ocs

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sophaeros · 2 years

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new parasocial uquiz just dropped

#my content #streamers #the yard #ludwig ahgren #nick envy #aiden calvin #slimeirl #uquiz #accuracy not guaranteed. half these answers were chosen based on whims and vibes

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psyxxchic · 4 months

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send me a 🔮 for a vague doodle fortune

#been a while so #accuracy not guaranteed

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byanyan · 4 months

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which horror subgenre are you?

body horror

ㅤgore, splat-movies or torture porn. the fear of your own body being used against you. an experience so violent and visceral it leaves you marked forever, trapped in a body that isn't what it once was. you are an open person. you crave things in extremes. you might be sexually promiscuous, an adrenaline junkie, or otherwise an addict. you fear commitment and permanence. and boredom.

tagged by:ㅤ @gnarledbite ♡

#━━ ˟ ⊰ ✰ dash meme.#the accuracy of this... called tf out #god. gOD. fucked me right up ty #the craving extremes bc it's all they've ever known and it's a guaranteed way to feel something #the fearing permanence and stability bc it never lasts and they hate feeling trapped #ugghghghghghh

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