the masochism tango is a freaking banger tho

as we dance au doodle before bed (i cannot sleep and also do not want to yet). as a friend said, "THE RETURN OF A KING" !!!!

crazy to me that this fic is over a year old. it was my introduction to multi chapter works and absolutely beat my ass, but i wrote it, and i think its wonderful. i can see issues with the writing style, but again, that was a year ago—and since then I've written 50k+ words for rottmnt, vs the 13k-ish that as we dance is.

Soundwave’s Tango

Happy Valentine’s Day to THE Robot Husband

Screaming and crying and punching my computer monitor (I misremembered the lyrics to a song)

"Well aren't you as tasty as a Snack"

Since I'm at Chania in Crete rn, this is all I could think of (and create) for the prompt~ just the two of them swimming around in warm waters on a holiday and T getting very flirty on a flustered Lovia (who's providing T with a platfrom they can rest on, since they'd be quite a way from the beach)

As we danced to the Masochism Tango

Bash in my brain And make me scream with pain Then kick me once again And say we'll never part

I know too well I'm underneath your spell So, darling, if you smell Something burning, it's my heart

excuse me!

Levi, if given the chance, would you have a threesome with Tally and Rex?

"Eh. Not Tally. I'm not gonna fuck God. They've already fucked me over enough."

Now Johnnie on the other hand...

i hate tiktok this stupid app is giving me sounds and songs that keep getting stuck in my head

just fing let me date you, you waste of space-

Doctor vs Master in terms of who I'd rather have as an enemy is Master all the fucking way. The thing about The Master is their number one priority is not their moral code or revenge or domination or being a villain no their number 1 priority no matter what is being high camp. If the master was after me I would just clap to lower the lights and make "masochism tango" start playing and then during the dance I'd cuff and collar them with some ridiculously strong stuff and at the end they'd be like "mon chéri...it seems you have foiled me for now, but we shall meet again" and then they'd kiss me hand and I probably would have at least a few years before they show up again. Whereas if you're not already in a deeply codependent situation ship and you piss off The Doctor their number one priority is Fucking Getting You. You can fuck off to the year 6 billion in the 13th dimension and they'll still find your ass and be like "I tripled your lifespan and also gave you anterograde amnesia so everyday you will wake up with fewer and fewer loved ones but the grief will be brand new" like jesus christ man i don't wanna deal with that

as we dance to the masochism tango ~

vox is probably fine, dw :)

also, little bonus, lmao

i dunno if i ever posted this individually so here we go. made december 13th of last year for my fic as we dance (to the masochism tango)

Oh as we dance to the Masochism Tango📻🎶

A smol comic from my Butcher x Florist AU!

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“As we dance to the masochism tango”

Two posts in a row where I use a song quote for the title thing look at me go

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as we danced to the masochism tango

‘As we dance to the Masochism Tango’ - Tom Lehrer