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#HOLDER AND BURN YOUR INITIALS IN MY SHOULDER FRACTURE MY SPINE AND SWEAR THAT YOU’RE MINE
roadkill111 · 1 month
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the masochism tango is a freaking banger tho
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abyssruler · 1 year
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As we danced to the Masochism Tango
Bash in my brain And make me scream with pain Then kick me once again And say we'll never part
I know too well I'm underneath your spell So, darling, if you smell Something burning, it's my heart
excuse me!
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sixbucksandadrpepper · 5 months
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Here’s a post (that no one asked for) of the most Izzy-coded lyrics from my Izzy Hands Spotify playlist:
1. “I lied through my canines and I pulled at your hair // I wanted you to hate me so you’d know I was still there” - I’d Hate Me Too, Susannah Joffe
2. “Oh I think you’re standing on my left foot // it’s hurting but that’s okay // cause I’m in your way // you’ll break the foot that you’re standing on // I’ll walk with the other one” - Step On Me, The Cardigans
3. “If your hands need to break more than trinkets in your room // you can lean on my arm as you break my heart” - I Don’t Smoke, Mitski
4. “Burning in the corner is the only one who dreams // he had you with him”- Lover, You Should’ve Come Over- Jeff Buckley
5. “Take your cigarette from its holder // and burn your initials in my shoulder // fracture my spine // and swear that you’re mine” - The Masochism Tango, Tom Lehrer
6. “Oh you never seem to notice // that my heart beats for you // so I’ll open you up // and make yours beat for me too” - Mx. Sinister, iDKHOW BUT THEY FOUND ME
7. “Can you pay for overtime? // Can you pay to keep my secrets safe? // Can you break my legs tonight? // Can you help me take away the pain?” - Bottom, McCafferty
8. “And you made me who I am // be afraid of what I am”- Burn Bright, My Chemical Romance
9. “Always safe to know // what is good for taking bloodstains from your clothes // like I said before // when I bite your tongue out of your mouth you’ll know”- Men Are All The Same, The Used
10. “You can have my isolation // you can have the hate that it brings // you can have my absence of faith // you can have my everything”- Closer, Nine Inch Nails
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honmyoseagull · 1 year
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Take your cigarette from its holder, And burn your initials in my shoulder. Fracture my spine And swear that you're mine, As we dance to the Masochism Tango
Tom Lehrer, Masochism Tango
(In the list of songs for Daken to troll Lester with… Full lyrics under the cut.)
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genvy · 3 years
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i think i’m the way i am because of the masochism tango by tom lehrer. hearing “take your cigarette from its holder and burn your initials in my shoulder, fracture my spine and swear that you’re mine” at like twelve changed me irreparably
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purinpet · 2 years
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take your cigarette from its holder
and burn your initials in my shoulder
fracture my spine
and swear that you’re mine
as we dance to the masochism tango <3
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hellpontifex · 2 years
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𝚛𝚞𝚕𝚎𝚜     :     repost  &  share  5  songs  that  represent  your  muse.
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a formidable marinade    —    if i am the devil's son    /    into the darkness we should run    /    sodomy is not just for animals    /    human flesh, is not just for cannibals    /    i'll feast on your body if you'll feast on mine    /    blood is thicker, and redder than wine.
twilight     -     and you still want it    /    the inner sanctity    /    and it's an evil    /    but the evil is necessary, yeah    /    and you're still hungry for her    /    and you still want her loving    /    but she doesn't love you.
my lords and ladies     -     my lords and ladies please    /    get down upon your knees    /    because the hour is nigh    /    for feats of devilry    /    demonic revelry    /    to make the Seraphim cry    /    i must say, it’s nice    /    this pageant of vice    /    for life’s just the rice    /    but sin is the flavour    /    you protest and yet    /    the walls are all wet    /    with perfume and sweat    /    so sweet, slick and savoury.
change ( in the house of flies )    —    i watched a change in you    /    it's like you never had wings    /    now, you feel so alive    /    i've watched you change    /    i took you home    /    set you on the glass    /    i pulled off your wings    /    then i laughed.
the masochism tango    —    your heart is hard as stone or mahogany    /    that's why I'm in such exquisite agony    /    my soul is on fire    /    it's aflame with desire    /    which is why I perspire when we tango    +    take your cigarette from its holder    /    and burn your initials in my shoulder    /    fracture my spine    /    and swear that you're mine    /    as we dance to the masochism tango.
tagged  by    :    @deshayes​ tagging    :    i am too lazy for all this. steal it and tag me !
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ladyorlandodream · 3 years
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Care to Dance?
"Another familiar type of love song is the passionate or fiery variety Usually in tango tempo In which the singer exhorts his partner To haunt him and taunt him, and If at all possible, to consume him with a kiss of fire" - Tom Lehrer
(Disclaimer: This is the first FF I wrote about Lady Dimitrescu months ago, and I thought it was time to post it in here, too. You can find other chapters following the hyper link above)
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"Did the girls go out?"
"Yes, they did" you answer while dusting some shelves in the library.
“Fantastic” Alcina radiant declares.
You look at her curiously, continuing to dust, as she approaches the music boxes you begged her to buy you. She takes your phone.
"Can I look for some music?"
Your curiosity grows: "Mmhmm ok"
"Care for a dance?"
"Uh?"
You don't have time to understand the question that tango-like music starts and she sinuously approaches you taking off her gloves.
You pretend nothing is happening and continue cleaning with your back to her.
*The lyrics start*
I ache for the touch of your lips, dear
But much more for the touch of your whips, dear (she hits you on your hip with one of her gloves)
You can raise welts
Like nobody else (she gently brushes your neck touching the purple mark she left on you a few days back)
As we dance to the Masochism Tango (you keep dusting ignoring her as she stands behind you)
Let our love be a flame, not an ember (she grabs your hips hard as you gasps "Really?")
Say it's me that you want to dismember (she hugs you, her body pushing to your lower back)
Blacken my eye (“Don’t you dare touching my eye” you joke)
Set fire to my tie (she takes the duster and throws it away)
As we dance to the Masochism Tango
At your command
Before you here I stand (She turns you towards her)
My heart is in my hand(Yeechh!) (and you have her chest in front of your face, you laugh, even if you want to stay serious)
It's here that I must be
My heart entreats
Just hear those savage beats (actually, your heart rate is accelerating while she makes you walk backwards)
And go put on your cleats
And come and trample me (to push yourself against the sofa and put one foot between your legs, you tilt your head looking at her heel, "You're taking everything literally, aren’t you?")
Your heart is hard as stone or mahogany (she smiles without saying a word, amused by the situation)
That's why I'm in such exquisite agony ("No, thanks")
My soul is on fire
It's aflame with desire (She raises an eyebrow questioning)
Which is why I perspire when we tango (you shake your head pretending no interest in the woman)
You caught my nose
In your left castanet, love (she bows to you, her face just in front of yours while her finger touches gently your nose)
I can feel the pain yet, love
Every time I hear drums (she now has her knee between your legs, causing you to sink into)
And I envy the rose
That you held in your teeth, love (she smiles and you blush)
With the thorns underneath, love
Sticking into your gums (she shows her canines)
Your eyes cast a spell that bewitches
The last time I needed twenty stitches ("This really happened!" she portrays the smile, glaring at you, miming a slap, you laugh)
To sew up the gash
That you made with your lash
As we danced to the Masochism Tango
Bash in my brain (she bends to one side of your head and gently bites your ear)
And make me scream with pain (“Ouch!” you say, she chuckles)
Then kick me once again
And say we'll never part (“Never” she whispers)
I know too well (she gets up all of a sudden and with a wave of her hand)
I'm underneath your spell (she forces you to follow)
So, darling, if you smell (taking you to the middle of the room, you are facing each other)
Something burning, it's my heart (the vampire puts one hand on your side and grabs your hand firmly on the other side)
“Excuse me!” (she makes you do a pirouette, you find your shoulders resting on her breast)
Take your cigarette from its holder (and her arm all around your body)
And burn your initials in my shoulder (with the hand she freed from your side she staples something around your neck with her claws "Tell me you didn't write your initials ..." she laughs)
Fracture my spine (she makes you do a second pirouette in the opposite direction bringing your arms to stretch, she brings you back to herself, always turning you over)
And swear that you're mine (in a sudden stop of the steps she tries to bends you on your back supporting you with her left arm)
As we dance to the Maso ("Casquet, my love" you bend backwards, tilting your head back and lifting your right knee)
-chism Tango (she bends towards you, taking your knee with one hand, you lift your head and your lips meet…after all, she will always find a way to seduce you).
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I ache for the touch of your lips, dear But much more for the touch of your whips, dear You can raise welts Like nobody else As we dance to the Masochism Tango Let our love be a flame, not an ember Say it's me that you want to dismember Blacken my eye Set fire to my tie As we dance to the Masochism Tango At your command Before you here I stand My heart is in my hand . It's here that I must be My heart entreats Just hear those savage beats And go put on your cleats And come and trample me Your heart is hard as stone or mahogany That's why I'm in such exquisite agony My soul is on fire It's aflame with desire Which is why I perspire when we tango You caught my nose In your left castanet, love I can feel the pain yet, love Ev'ry time I hear drums And I envy the rose That you held in your teeth, love With the thorns underneath, love Sticking into your gums Your eyes cast a spell that bewitches The last time I needed twenty stitches To sew up the gash You made with your lash As we danced to the Masochism Tango Bash in my brain And make me scream with pain Then kick me once again And say we'll never part I know too well I'm underneath your spell So, darling, if you smell Something burning, it's my heart . . . 'Scuse me! Take your cigarette from its holder And burn your initials in my shoulder Fracture my spine And swear that you're mine As we dance to the Masochism Tango
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lylianthehylian · 4 years
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I ache for the touch of your lips, dear
But much more for the touch of your whips, dear
You can raise welts
Like nobody else
As we dance to the Masochism Tango
Let our love be a flame, not an ember
Say it's me that you want to dismember
Blacken my eye
Set fire to my tie
As we dance to the Masochism Tango
At your command
Before you here I stand
My heart is in my hand . . .
(Yeechh!)
It's here that I must be
My heart entreats
Just hear those savage beats
And go put on your cleats
And come and trample me
Your heart is hard as stone or mahogany
That's why I'm in such exquisite agony
My soul is on fire
It's aflame with desire
Which is why I perspire when we tango
You caught my nose
In your left castanet, love
I can feel the pain yet, love
Ev'ry time I hear drums
And I envy the rose
That you held in your teeth, love
With the thorns underneath, love
Sticking into your gums
Your eyes cast a spell that bewitches
The last time I needed twenty stitches
To sew up the gash
You made with your lash
As we danced to the Masochism Tango
Bash in my brain
And make me scream with pain
Then kick me once again
And say we'll never part
I know too well
I'm underneath your spell
So, darling, if you smell
Something burning, it's my heart . . . (hiccup)
'Scuse me!
Take your cigarette from its holder
And burn your initials in my shoulder
Fracture my spine
And swear that you're mine
As we dance to the Masochism Tango
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yourdeadboyfriend · 2 years
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tom lehrer - the masochism tango
I ache for the touch of your lips, dear But much more for the touch of your whips, dear You can raise welts Like nobody else As we dance to the Masochism Tango
Let our love be a flame, not an ember Say it's me that you want to dismember Blacken my eye Set fire to my tie As we dance to the Masochism Tango
At your command Before you here I stand My heart is in my hand (Yeechh!) It's here that I must be
My heart entreats Just hear those savage beats And go put on your cleats And come and trample me
Your heart is hard as stone or mahogany That's why I'm in such exquisite agony My soul is on fire It's aflame with desire Which is why I perspire when we tango
You caught my nose In your left castanet, love I can feel the pain yet, love Every time I hear drums
And I envy the rose That you held in your teeth, love With the thorns underneath, love Sticking into your gums
Your eyes cast a spell that bewitches The last time I needed twenty stitches To sew up the gash That you made with your lash As we danced to the Masochism Tango
Bash in my brain And make me scream with pain Then kick me once again And say we'll never part
I know too well I'm underneath your spell So, darling, if you smell Something burning, it's my heart 'Scuse me!
Take your cigarette from its holder And burn your initials in my shoulder Fracture my spine And swear that you're mine As we dance to the Maso-chism Tango
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in honor of whumptober:
Take your cigarette from its holder And burn your initials in my shoulder Fracture my spine And swear that you're mine As we dance to the Masochism Whumping Muse’s Tango
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mix tape ~ministerofloth-cats
send “mix tape” for my muse to make a list of 5 songs that they think explain how they feel for your muse || ACCEPTING
@ministerofloth-cats
Masochism Tango - Tom Lehrer
Take your cigarette from its holderAnd burn your initials in my shoulderFracture my spineAnd swear that you're mineAs we dance to the Masochism Tango
I Love You Like An Alcoholic - The Taxpayers
One last kiss. I love you like an alcoholic.One last kiss. I love you like a statuette. One last kiss. I need you like I need a broken leg.
Do-S (Extreme Sadist) - Buriru-P ft. Luka Megurine
((vid is p nsfw & turn on cc 4 subs))
A final blow on my spit-covered faceYour abusive words sting like needlesStop! Stop! No, don’t stop! Your poor treatment is ...a sweet reward only you can give 
Alone - Lund
Addicted to love and you're my supplierBut you and I we burn like a fireAnd your words they cut like barbed wireBut that's how it feels when you love a liar
So Sad, So Sad - Varsity
So sad, so sadI could never make you stayToo bad, too badI could never walk away 
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strytells · 2 years
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“ Take your cigarette from its holder And burn your initials in my shoulder Fracture my spine And swear that you're mine As we dance to the Maso-chism Tango~ “
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ladyorlandodream · 3 years
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This is THE song of Lady Dimitrescu’s Lover
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cblMv4bU0t8
THE MASOCHISM TANGO
I ache for the touch of your lips, dear But much more for the touch of your whips, dear You can raise welts Like nobody else As we dance to the Masochism Tango
Let our love be a flame, not an ember Say it's me that you want to dismember Blacken my eye Set fire to my tie As we dance to the Masochism Tango
At your command Before you here I stand My heart is in my hand (Yeechh!) It's here that I must be
My heart entreats Just hear those savage beats And go put on your cleats And come and trample me
Your heart is hard as stone or mahogany That's why I'm in such exquisite agony My soul is on fire It's aflame with desire Which is why I perspire when we tango
You caught my nose In your left castanet, love I can feel the pain yet, love Every time I hear drumsAnd I envy the rose That you held in your teeth, love With the thorns underneath, love Sticking into your gums
Your eyes cast a spell that bewitches The last time I needed twenty stitches To sew up the gash That you made with your lash As we danced to the Masochism Tango
Bash in my brain And make me scream with pain Then kick me once again And say we'll never partI know too well I'm underneath your spell So, darling, if you smell Something burning, it's my heart 'Scuse me!
Take your cigarette from its holder And burn your initials in my shoulder Fracture my spine And swear that you're mine As we dance to the Maso-chism Tango
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Bash in my brain
And make scream with pain
Then kick me once again
And say we’ll never part
I know too well
Im underneath your spell
So darling if you smell
Something burning
It’s my heart~
Take your cigarette from its holder
And burn your initials in my shoulder
Fracture my spine
And swear that you’re mine
As we dance to the
Masochism Tango!
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