Bitches will find a fictional man attractive and then immediately imagine him in situations where he is losing alarming amounts of blood
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love myself a cockroach of a character. i look at them and go ”how is that fucker not dead? they should be dead. they should be dead ten times over. how are they not?” and 90% of the time the answer is a combo of sheer stubborness and homosexuality
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They/them pronouns but not because of gender but because there’s two guys in there
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Someone: How are you doing?
The fractured piece of an eldritch deity that I keep in my head at all times: lie.
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John and Arthur spending some quality kitten time as requested by @runnwaig! Quite some time ago...
I'm slow but I get there
Eventually
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when u are an asshole eldritch abomination but your friend/airbnb gets sad at the lack of scenery
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is THIS your man? [shows an image of a malnourished injured exhausted man with big sad eyes looking up at the camera with blood smeared all over his face and mouth. and he is visibly trembling]
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he he me likey malevolent
also this. they are traumatized main characters from horror podcasts twins.
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Boys on their detective shit again.
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arthur. we are in a vast scottish countryside. the sky is dark and cloudy, and... it's watching us with a big stupid eye.
wait! to your left. there's a cabin. there are two men standing outside of it, wearing dumb little backpacks as if they are going on a trip despite the treacherous current weather, arthur. arthur i think they're holding hands, which is disgusting, considering the shorter one, well... he's all eyes, arthur
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