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dan opening the video saying phil isn't a passenger princess then cut to like 2 minutes later when they have to speed up a whole section of dan painstakingly manoeuvring the ball back into the starting position FOR PHIL + going "there you go phil" in the sweetest voice ever like please stop lying

watched coraline yesterday and fuck. i get why so many people like the movie because it sincerely altered my brain chemistry it’s so wonderfully done. the fact that it’s stop motion too??? henry selick u absolute genius <33. kinda >>> tim burton tbh. and i also convinced my brother to watch it by saying coraline is an aries and intp (my brother is an aries and intp) because of all the horror elements in it. cj the x has a great video on coraline. and like tbh if i was her at that tender age with slightly negligent parents and a shower that reeked and poured brown water over me, i too would fawn over the other mother’s idyllic world. and cinema therapy has a great video too on how the other works is an allegory for how people nowadays try to find escapism and try to just be in it for as long as possible to not want to join the real world. because although dull and sometimes horrid, the real world is wholeheartedly real and there’s something so calming and beautiful about that i think. ultimately she does find the real world more enjoyable than whatever the other mother had tried to probe out of her. i felt kinda bad for the parents in the second half of the movie, like they’re trying so hard to make their lives fulfilling and i do get that. also let’s finally talk about the other mother. her subtle manipulations like encouraging coraline to call her her mother no other… just mother or the better mother. and her machinations of catering so much in opposition to coraline’s dislikes about the real world to lure her in like the other ghost children. i kinda giggled when the ghost children speak. her style was very subversive 80’s extravagant slender though esp after the reveal. very cool. the other mother was very creepy though. like near the end when the camera zooms in on the other door and her claws trying to get in??? and the soundtrack thundering with each close up!?? omg it’s literal nightmare fuel. and when after the whole ordeal but not yet over when one of her claw hands manages to scratch the door to reach for the key?? my brother and i were screaming clutching crying shouting. it was crazy. kinda really disliked wyborne. but the cat?? <33 when i say cats are superior i mean the mysterious cat from coraline. when coraline threw him at the other mother i was giggling ngl. i felt bad but i knew he was gonna get out. coraline herself <333. she’s so cool and like stubborn and restless but in a good way. she stands up for herself. the other neighbours were also pretty fun (what was with that almost naked two sisters scene??) anyway fun scary fun movie i loved it sm.

They're still so Henry and Alex coded🥴✨

RWRB cast at the PrimeFYC panel (by @/jfuentes on ig)

the choice between Edward & Jacob is not a question of which relationship is healthier or which partner is best suitable for Bella. neither is correct. neither is best. neither produces a happy ending for Bella. at the end of the day this is still a vampire novel. any choice Bella could make would yield, at best, a bittersweet happily ever after.

if she chooses Edward, she gets the terrifying Breaking Dawn ending: a girl who rejected her call to grow up has hung her love & her eternity on an emotionally stunted partner who hates himself marginally less than he loves her. she's a teen mom with a kid she never wanted who perpetuates the generational trauma passed down from her parents. by keeping this child, the Cullens have set the stage for an uprising/cold war against the Volturi who are likely to take revenge in order to maintain power. Bella is living in a tenuous "dream come true" wrapped in a nightmare & doesn't realize it.

choosing Jacob is the true coming-of-age ending that rips the stitches out of a wound that never fully healed. even if we ignore the fact that she ends up with a man who sexually assaulted her (we must bear in mind Jacob's character is influenced by smeyer's racism, but it did happen), they can't have a secure romantic relationship. based on the high imprinting rate of the pack, Jacob will likely find his imprint in his lifetime & will lose himself to the imprintee. he will no longer be her Jacob. he will inevitably abandon her (whether he wants to or not), & she must reconcile with the reality that she will always be inadequate to Jacob's imprint. & say he never manages to escape the vampires? he will presumably not age for a long time, meaning the relationship Bella always feared with Edward (her being an old grandmother while he stays forever young) remains a possibility. this is the story of a girl who slaps a Band Aid on an open wound & calls herself healed while flinching every time she sees the shadow of the knife that cut her.

if she chooses neither (team therapy), her healing requires her to lose or be at least partially disconnected from everyone she cares about. Bella must spend the rest of her life shut out from one world while never fully existing in her human world ever again. she must always keep secrets. she can never go back home. even in the unlikely event that she manages to escape the Volturi, the threat of being hunted by vampires will never leave her. in addition, she must face her worst fears (aging, losing Edward) while always keeping in mind the immortal life that could have been hers, if only.

even the "healthiest" option produces scars that will never quite heal.

Twilight is a horror. Twilight is a vampire novel. Twilight is gothic. Twilight is fiction. neither Edward nor Jacob is a "bad" choice because neither will give Bella her happily ever after. the choice between Edward & Jacob is simply a matter of which horror story you prefer to read.

i swear i was tired when i went to bed so why tf am i still wide awake six hours later

of course 🍑

Vox asking Lucifer to find out what Alastor smells like and Lucifer reports back to him that he said it's "Leave me the Fa-Cologne"

LMAOOOOOOO I love how this implies vox and lucifer are in contact is this just part of the lucifer commission saga again

Eddie post a TikTok using the sound from that vine that’s like “I should have left you on that street corner where you were standing”/“But ya didn’t” but the text overlay says as Eddie pretends to be both him and Steve:

Steve: I should have left you for dead in the hell dimension version of our hometown

Eddie: But ya didn’t

It’s captioned something like: when I forget to do the dishes three days in a row

Multiple people (i.e the party) stitch the video wearing black and pretending to cry like POV: you’re at Eddie’s funeral after the government kills him.

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Modern case of mass hysteria:

The Twilight fandom collectively pretending Jasper Hale isn't canonically a fucking confederate.

Your honor, they're dead

Don’t get me started on the wilds🙄

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