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What makes this scene so hilarious to me was Bobby kind of waiting for anyone to burst the bubble. And when Chim and Eddie started mumbling, Bobby in his Oscar-winning performance of seriousness tells them to let Buck's personal business go. But when Chimney pointed out that Hen knew, Bobby was like "How long have you known?" to Hen faster than the speed of light. 😂

Also them roasting Hen for keeping the tea? I can't!

Bobby: I swear to God, the next one of you to say "weird flex but okay" *stares at Ravi* is going to be stuck with bathroom cleanup for the next month.

Ravi, without thinking: Weird flex but ok. *stares at the rest of the 118 with fear in his eyes*

Buck: Preposterous boast, but alas.

Chim: Inexplicable declaration, but acknowledged.

Hen: Scandalous dissertation, however, expected.

Eddie: Odd brag but fair enough.

Bobby: I'm always happy to see you standing up for each other. Have fun cleaning the bathrooms together.

Ravi: I'm sorry, guys.

Buck: It was worth it.

possibly controversial opinion but i don’t necessarily want buddie together by the season finale

nah instead i want buddie canon, i.e. reveal of feelings to the audience but not yet to each other

like… season finale, a newly married chim is encouraging eddie to keep getting out there and then he says something like ‘i already know what i want’

camera cut to buck, then back again and chimney’s like ‘ohhh i get it now’ and just pats him on the back and doesn’t say anything else, cause buck’s crush on eddie is bigger than the sun

then boom season finale ends, hiatus for however many months it is

like can you imagine the chaos?? everyone would lose their minds

i dunno, i’m still gonna be ecstatic if buddie gets together by 6x18, but this is my dream, my vision if you like

#help her jesus #her children are idiots

—slutty suit fic is here ya’ll! let’s all bless ryan for his slutty perfectly acceptable attire 😏

rated: e | words: 7.4k | read on ao3

summary:

They settled in, others joining around them; well, Eddie settled at least. Every time Buck caught sight of Eddie, all he could see was the sinful chest hair protruding from his bare chest beneath the open suit jacket. And the hair. God, all Buck wanted to do was run his hands through it and wreck it even more. Maybe run his face against the stubble and— And why the fuck was Eddie staring straight at him?

Eddie looked to him keenly before leaning in closer and bumping their knees together.

“Might wanna pick your jaw up there Buckley. The wedding hasn’t even started yet.”

Buck could hardly process Eddie’s first words, only that the night was just beginning. Buck groaned. How the fuck was he meant to make it through an evening with Eddie and his slutty suit?

Clearing his throat, Buck pointedly looked away from Eddie, focusing his attention upfront where the ceremony was about to start. He pretended not to hear Eddie snicker beside him.

—or—

Buck asks Eddie to be his date to a wedding. He didn't expect the man to wear a slutty get up.

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This episode of 911 really decided to remind us that as much as Eddie acts like the sensible one Buddie really IS two halves of a whole idiot.

Istg if they don’t have buck be Maddie’s maid (man?) of honor and hen be chimney’s best (wo)man I’ll riot

Also if they don’t throw in the obvious joke about how bachelorettes are sometimes called hen nights and bachelors parties sometimes buck nights but in this case hen is hosting the bachelor and buck the bachelorette it’ll be such a missed opportunity

You know what would be a fun 9-1-1 bottle episode? Going off from clips I’ve seen of the Rookie, where Tim and Lucy have criminal doppelgängers, the 118 should have a shift or two where they run into their own doppelgängers on calls. Like I can imagine Buck’s is some British photographer or something (I just want an excuse for Oliver to use his British accent). Eddie’s is a street dancer (come on we all want to see him dancing again). Chimney’s a serious judge (love his acting range). Hen an attorney (like her role from Under the Dome). Bobby’s maybe a bar tender? Even Ravi can be included as like a very intelligent college student who’s on break from an Ivy League school (the path he broke away from before becoming a firefighter). I think it would be fun! Hell throw in a ghost sensing chick and a royal from Africa for Maddie and Athena too!

And because I need to make this a little bit about buddie, Buck and Eddie possibly maybe kind of unknowingly flirt with the doppelgängers (Buck with Eddie’s and Eddie with bucks).

I mean just imagine the chaos and hilarity of it all!!!

(Oh god did i just come up with a new wip idea? Must I write this?!)

We lost Madney wedding planning 😢 Henren bonding with Mara 😢😢 Bathena shenanigans with Harry (and May?) 😢😢😢 and Buck coming out to his loved ones 😢😢😢😢 by skipping to the wedding due to the shortened season.

This ain't just a fanfic gap it's a CANYON!

y’all ever randomly remember buck and maddie have seen each other naked as grown adults?? like how hard do u think they’ve worked to block that memory out?? i bet it’s one of those horrifying memories they’ll randomly remember at three in the morning and want to fucking die

*Eddie Diaz has been added to the 118's A shift group chat*

Eddie: Who was it? Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat again?

Bobby: Firefighter Diaz, language!

Ravi: Yeah, watch your fucking language.

Hen: WHO TAUGHT THE PROBIE THE FUCK WORD? I WANT NAMES.

Buck: The "fuck word" ijbol.

Bobby: Are you serious? You guys use the f word all the time. That's why we have a swear jar!

Chim: Oh my god, he censored it.

Eddie: Say fuck, Bobby.

Buck: C'mon pops, say it. Say fuck.

Bobby: You can't always talk your way out of a situation, there may come a time when you have to do something else other than using your words. Buck: Okay...? Did something happen? Bobby, grimacing: I may, or may not, have given your boyfriend the shovel talk in front of the entire football team today. Buck: Oh. Hold on a sec, let me just... Bobby: And this is the part where I run away - Buck, chuckling: No, no, no. This is way past trying to embarrass Eddie, pops. No, instead you just had to sign me up to endless teasing by my boyfriend's friends, didn't you? Come back here!

like that scene is going to be a mashup of the "I forgive you" scene and the "there's nobody in the world I trust with my son more than you" scene and the Kitchen Scene (tm), I'm telling you we are not going to survive

Happy Little Accidents

The last thing Eddie Diaz expects to come out of his trip to Buckley’s Plant Nursery & Landscaping with his son, is to develop an honest to god schoolgirl crush on the guy who owns the place (and not notice that that is what’s happening for an embarrassingly long time).  

The plan is simple. Get in, have Christopher pick out a couple of succulents or whatever he needs for his school project, and get out without infesting any of the gorgeous plants in the shop with his bad plant karma. 

But then, the first thing he’s greeted with is a hunk of a man, carrying two heavy packs of soil on his broad shoulders. Eddie swears he can see a drop of sweat running down the man’s face in slow motion. His t-shirt looks like it’s one strategic muscle flex away from bursting at the seams and Eddie—Eddie feels nervous all of the sudden. And he’s gaping like a fish. 

“Hey,” Hunk-man says as he hoists the soil on the counter next to him with a grunt, “What can I help you with?”

At least Eddie has enough self-awareness to close his mouth.

Or: the one where Buck owns a plant nursery and Eddie stumbles through his crush (and has no game during all of it)—oh and also, there are a lot of Bob Ross references.

Read on Ao3

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Suit

When Buck and Eddie see Chimney running away before his wedding to Maddie, they decide to take matters into their own hands and save the day. That’s what brothers are for, after all.

OR: How Buck and Eddie’s suits get ruined before the Madney wedding.

Read on Ao3 here.

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