choosing to believe Thirteen inviting House to that lesbian bar is proof that he's bi, because I dread the thought she'd invite a straight guy to cheer him up with ogling her people™, even if he's her fatherly worstie
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Okay, I don't like Dannyless episodes. I mean, I don't like when he's far away from home and we can't see him (and McDanno) on screen. BUT. I totally love one of such episodes, a "Lou and Steve eating pancakes" scene in 6x19.
I love that Lou and Steve are talking (mostly about pancakes), they're having their bro time but of course Steve can't stop thinking about his boy. So it's like:
Lou: Mmm... Pancakes. I love them. These are the best. Mmm. Coconut, I like th...
Steve: YOU KNOW WHAT DANNY LIKES?
Lou: *oho, here we go again*
Steve: Pancakes with boysenberry!
Bro talk is over. All is about Danny now.
So poor Lou asks Steve about Danny. Lou calls Danny "Detective Sunshine" and it's like, you know... Detective Sunshine, gosh. It's like a guy asking his bro: "Hey, how's your sweetheart?" ("How's your wifey?" - hubby in Steve's case).
And seriously, when they finally stop talking about Danny, Lou starts talking about Renee - don't tell me it doesn't look like two bros (Steve -> grass widower) chatting about their spouses! 😂 (I love the way the narration jumps from Danny to Renee ♥️)
And their talk, gosh. Steve's face when he talks about Danny or hears his name:
And of course Steve KNOWS. He knows well what Danny is doing in Vegas. He knows he's with Grace and her cheerleading team. And he finds Danny "chaperoning Grace's cheerleading team to a competition" damn funny (but also cute).
Oh, and when Lou says: "You mean to tell me Danny Williams is down in Vegas with a bunch of 13-year-old Beliebers? Oh, man, I wish I could go down there and see that!". Gooooosh, Steve is not like "Yeah" or just "Me too". No. Steve is like "I TRIED, man". Steve says: "Well, you know what, I tried. I checked Grace's Instagram, but she's got all her dad's buddies blocked. So I couldn't see any pictures".
Steve is missing his husband (and daughter) so much and he has to know everything, he has to see what's going on there in Vegas. My gosh, I don't know why Gracie blocked him but it was truly cruel 😂 And it's so hilarious to see Steve being like "She blocked me. Can you believe it, Lou? My little girl blocked me and now I can't stare at Danny's new photos! *sob* What if he's cheerleading with them? God, it would be so cute. He would be so sexy with pom-poms...".
But the best comes when Lou says: "Well, what the hell you think we got a crime lab for? You should get a techie right on that!".
Steve's face:
dork 😂😂😂
Lou is now his god. Lou showed him the light 😆
"You know what? I'm gonna call Eric after breakfast!", says Steve in that scene.
He said that and... what if he really did it? 😂😂😂 What if he really ate those pancakes and immediately called Eric and it was like:
Steve: I need you to unblock me on Gracie's Instagram!
Eric: Excuse me, what?
Steve: And you know what, I need an access to Danny's phone.
Eric: What?! Hack it???
Steve: Well, if you're offering. Yeah, please.
Steve can't be a grass widower. He can't be far away from Danny. Geez, Danny, come back! Cause your man is losing control 😂
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