@pipiteer absolutely obsessed with the narrative you’ve crafted here my friend

trinity, comma, holy

he should be on tumblr

Is there a reason carrots are so juicy and crunchy and perfect

it's all about having to kill your creation before it becomes monstrous! kids kill their parents and parents kill their kids this is isaac and abraham! the endless cycle comes to an end!

Fire Temple by Bobby Krlic from the Midsommar original soundtrack

t shirt that says Niche microblogging influencer who has kind of fallen off recently

misha collins had to admit that he was using queerness as a joke like that’s torture specifically designed for him and him alone. chuck wins theory.

Going down the line of bloggers going good game good game good game and high fiving while the losing team (people who thought misha was bi) are mumbling good game before we all go get our capri suns

In the kitchen straight up "chopping it". And by "it" haha well. Let justr say. My vegetble

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

if I edited that article about lea michele showing jonathan groff her pussy with a desk lamp because he’d never been up close and personal with one before to be about jensen ackles showing misha collins his cock. well I don’t think it would be worth it and I’m not getting into heaven anyways but know. that I considered it

do u think this has ever in the whole of history Ever happened before or is too unique a set of variables . when mishus quintus carves one too many sincerely-etched penises into the wax tabula newsletter and has to tearfully backtrack in the local forum about it. quintus queerbaitinus the crowd yell

"sick to my stomach I couldn't be bisexual for all of you"

HES SO UNINTENTIONALLY FUNNY LIKE WHAT

why is everyone being so unsupportive of misha calling himself heterosexual in public? i think it's brave of him to come out as straight considering the last person he told divorced him. sorry for sendinf this btw

IT LITERALLY IS he’s like I’m sorry women I’m straight. And I respect that. Vicki wanted a manic pixie dream boy and he couldn’t commit and he is brave enough to come out as just straight and weird. Some actors are straight and experience 12 years of workplace homophobia. #getoverit