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incorrectklaus · 6 months
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Five: Klaus, have you seen my calculations for time travel?
Klaus: I thought they were doodles, so I added a few smiley faces and unicorns.
Five: You did what?!
Klaus: Don't worry, Five. I think the unicorns really add a touch of magic to your time equations.
Five: This isn't a joke, Klaus!
Klaus: Maybe not, but now it's a magical joke :)
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lochlot-moved · 2 years
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this has been sitting as a nearly finished wip since season 3 was still new and I have grown tired of feeling her gaze on my back whenever I finish a new shiny drawing. So. there u go. look at me no further.
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acethegayraccoon · 6 months
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The Umbrella Academy Incorrect Quotes
Diego: We need a distraction
5:Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
Klaus: *whispering* My time has come
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just-incorrect-tua · 2 years
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Klaus: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate or malewife our way out of it this time...
Five: [cracking his knuckles]
Five: Manslaughter it is.
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gaybatmanenthusiast · 6 months
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An unordinary encounter (oneshot)
(FIVE HARGREEVES X MALE READER)
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⋆★ word count : 517
⋆★ warnings : ANGST!!
⋆★ summary : in short words, meet at bar, date, death!! it’s kind of all over the place and it’s been in my drafts so I need to get rid of it xox
⋆★ extra : WWOOOWWWIIEEE WROTE THIS FOR A FRIEND !!!!!!! 😽😽😽 HEYYYAAAAAA
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In the bustling city, (M/N) found himself at a local bar, seeking a brief respite from the chaos of the world. Little did he know that this night would be far from ordinary. As he sat at the counter, nursing his drink, (M/N) noticed a figure in a distinctive suit standing nearby. It was none other than Five Hargreeves, the world-weary time-traveler from the Umbrella Academy.
Intrigued by the enigmatic man, (M/N) took a chance and struck up a conversation with Five, their words flowing easily into the night. They laughed, shared stories, and discovered a deep connection that transcended the confines of time and space. It was an instant bond that neither of them could deny.
As the evening wore on and the bar became livelier, Five suggested they continue their conversation somewhere more private. They escaped the noise and found solace in a nearby park, where the tranquil ambience set the stage for a heartfelt confession. Five admitted the growing attraction he felt for (M/N), and to (M/N)'s joy, the feeling was mutual.
Days turned into weeks, and (M/N) and Five began dating. Their relationship bloomed amidst secret rendezvous, stolen kisses, and shared adventures. They were each other's anchor, finding comfort and understanding in a world that always seemed to be on the verge of chaos.
But fate had a cruel twist in store for (M/N). Unknown to both of them, an illness started to take a toll on his health. At first, it was a minor inconvenience, but soon it progressed, casting a shadow over their blossoming love. As (M/N) battled with his failing health, Five stood steadfastly by his side, offering endless support and unwavering love.
Together, they faced the difficult journey, navigating through doctor's appointments, hospital visits, and the uncertainty of what lay ahead. Five's time-travel abilities became a source of desperate hope, searching for a solution in every era they could access. But even with his incredible powers, he couldn't turn back the hands of time for (M/N).
As the days grew darker and (M/N)'s condition worsened, Five held him close, their love serving as a comforting balm. They cherished every moment spent together, creating lasting memories that would forever live in their hearts.
One fateful night, (M/N) peacefully drifted away, surrounded by Five's loving presence. With a heavy heart, Five held onto the memories they shared, clinging to (M/N)'s spirit that would forever be a part of him.
In the aftermath of grief, Five, though broken, found the strength to honor (M/N)'s memory. Their love had forever changed him, reminding him of the fragility and beauty of life. He fought to ensure that (M/N)'s spirit would live on, making the most of the time he had remaining and making a difference in the world they'd left behind.
And as the stars burned brightly in the night sky, Five vowed to carry (M/N)'s love with him, touching the lives of others and cherishing the memories they had created, forever grateful for the precious months they shared.
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Five Hargreeves is the kind of autistic gifted kid with anger issues that when he doesn't learn something immediately after trying it the first time, he pretends like he doesn't care but inside he is experiencing the most intense self-hatred you've ever witnessed
Bonus: If no one's around, he starts crying/calling himself an idiot/ripping his hair out/throwing shit out of frustration
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sir-klauz · 2 years
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So surreal seeing 5 look like a child in a uniform acting as an old man, to looking like a child with the defined face of a grown adult actin still as an old man and the same as usual, and then a child who gets wasted like an adult, and then a child who’s romantically in love with a mannequin
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fiveisnumber1 · 2 years
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Felt a little crafty so decided to use some of the umbrella academy stickers I was gifted and make a mini sticker collage of Five. Also I got a hotel obsidian keychain but for now I only have a decorative key charm.
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What I would give for the Sparrow's pov on 5. I don't think anybody told them he wasn't, like, 14.
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nickavalens · 2 years
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I'm sure this has been pointed out before, but why do 5 and Frank Iero remind me of one another???
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I wanna play Stardew Valley with Five, slumber party style.
Like,
both he and Margalo are in their pajamas, curled up on different ends of the couch, both with their own Switch.
There's some old black and white film on the tv
Neither of them is talking, if they need to communicate they do it through her telepathic link
They're sharing a giant bowl of popcorn, Five is drinking booze of course
Most of the time he's fishing or working the mines
While Margalo tends the farm
At some point they start kicking each other
He doesn't even need to be that tipsy
He has a hard time not letting himself have fun when she's around
There's popcorn everywhere and they're giggling while they try to play their farming game
Look I love them okay?
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Drunk! Five Hargreeves Headcanons/One-shot
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He becomes super clingy and giggly
He can't walk straight and ends up just falling into you
Eyes are swarmed with an unknown emotion and a stupid smile takes over his face
"Have I ever told you how pretty you are?" He giggles, poking your nose with a 'bop'
His personality has taken a 180
His nails practically dig into your skin as he tries to hold onto you
Drinking is one of the things he overindulges in and you have to stop him
His hands are all over you, touching you, feeling you, holding you
He's not usually so affectionate, so it takes you by surprise
"Kiss me, please," he slurs his words, his lips puckering to kiss you, but you push him back slightly
You help him to his bedroom, as he tries to fight you, because he doesn't want to go to bed, he wants to stay up with you
You have to go with him for him to go to his room
As you go to leave, he reaches for you, "Please don't leave-"
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You roam the halls looking for Five after his brother's wedding. You had seen him throwing back drink after drink, so you were worried that he was off somewhere black-out drunk. You heard light moaning and groaning coming from a far back room and you slowly opened the door to see Five sitting in a corner. His hair was a mess along with his shirt and tie.
He looked up slightly when hearing the door open. His eyes widened when seeing you; He tries to stand up, but ends up falling over and groaning.
"God, you are so drunk."
"I... I mam nost druuunk," his voice slurs as he speaks, causing his words to intertwine with each other.
"Uhuh," You walk over to him, grabbing his hand and helping him up. He leans into you, his head falling onto your shoulder. "I'm taking you to your room."
He adamantly shakes his head, "Noooo, no. I'm not tired."
You looked up at him, his body weight now pressing down at you, since he couldn't stand on his own. Your brows frown when seeing his eyes close and you roll your eyes. "You're so drunk, you don't realize that you're falling asleep right now."
He shakes his head, not able to vocally respond. Granted, even though was denying his sleepyness, he followed you to his room.
You slowly open the door, before shutting it with your foot when you both get in. He hangs off of you as you lead him to his bed and laying him down.
"Alright, Five. Try not to die in your sleep," You turn to leave, but you're stopped by a hand; His hand. He grabbed you, tightly, and was looking up at you with sleepy eyes.
"Please... Stay. Don't leave."
"You want me to stay?" You get out, ignoring his nails digging into your wrist.
He slowly blinks, trying to process what he was going to say next. He hums, before finally responding, "Yeah.. I want you to stay."
Before you can respond though, he yanks you towards him, holding you close against him. You sighed but ultimately accepted your fate. Hopefully, sober Five wouldn't question why he was entangled with you in a cuddle. Though knowing him, he probably would adamantly deny wanting to hold you close. But as they say, drunk actions are sober thoughts
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reareaotaku · 2 months
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I Can't Lose You
Summary: After almost losing you, Five goes through extreme measures to make sure you're safe Pairings: Yandere! Five Hargreeves x Reader Tw/Cw: Protective Five, Open-ending
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It all happened so fast, even for Five. If he had seen it coming, he would have gotten you out of there, but he wasn't expecting those stupid white-haired brothers to show up. When you had been shot, thankfully nowhere vital, he nearly lost it. Past Five would have killed them, but you were his priority, so he made sure to get you out of there.
"Oh, god- Fuck, are you okay?" It's not a real question, just something to bring Five some sort of comfort. He rips off sleeves, before pushing the fabric on your wound, hoping to control the blood, instead of having his hands get bloody trying.
"Five," You grab his bicep, causing him to look up at you. "I'm fine."
He frowns, letting go of the make-shift sleeve bandage he had made. He lifts up his blood-covered hands, "Fine? You're bleeding out because you were shot. What the fuck were you thinking?" He's angry and he knows he shouldn't direct it at you, but he hates the feeling of worry, guilt, and fear you made him feel.
"What was *I* thinking? What do you mean WHAT WAS I THINKING?! I didn't shoot MYSELF!"
He groans, putting his hands back on the wound. He doesn't respond to your words, frustrating you.
"Well?"
He looks up at you, his eyes down casted and a frown overtaking his face. He sighs, pushing a hand through his hair, "I was just..." He pulls his hands down his face, "Forget it- It's nothing. Don't worry about what I said."
You were a little taken aback, because if there's one thing about Five, it's that he stuck by what he said.
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You awoke in a bed, looking around the strange room. You were alone and your wound was patched up. You click your tongue, before sitting up and yawning while rubbing the side of your face. You move to the side of the bed, finally standing off, before holding the side of your stomach when a sharp pain shoots through you.
You hear the click of the door and quickly look towards it. It was Five and he had a muffin- or at least what looked like a muffin.
He looks up at you, before quickly coming over to you and making you sit back down, "What the hell do you think you're doing?"
Your brows scrunch as you shrug, "I was just going to walk and move a little-"
"No, just stay here. You're safe here."
You roll your eyes, before crossing your arms. Why was he being like this? He was acting like you were a porcelain doll that would break if grabbed to hard.
He ignores your pouting before handing you the muffin. "Here, I got you something to eat. And drink the water," He gestures to a water bottle that was on the nightstand, "You lost a lot of blood. You're going to have to be more careful, because I don't want to bandage you up again." He looks up at you before an annoyed look overtakes his face, "Do you know how embarrassing and hard it was to explain when they asked why you didn't have a shirt on and my hands all over you while you were unconscious?"
"What happened to them?"
"Who- The Swedes?" He tilts his head, before looking at your covered wound, "They left after you were shot. I think they think you're dead."
"Why?"
"Because they're idiots," He shakes his head like it was the most obvious answer. "Though, that's good for us. If they think you're dead, they won't come after you and you'll be safe."
"Sounds like you're telling me to stay inside to be 'safe'." You joke but by the way Five looked back up at you it wasn't a joke. You quickly stand up, "You're kidding- I'm not staying here-"
He stands up, pushing you back down on the bed, "Yes you are. You're safe here- This is were you're staying and I don't care if that upsets you."
"You can't control me!" You yell at him, which causes his face to scrunch up.
"So, you think. You're not leaving my sight or out of where I know you are."
"So you think locking me up will keep me safe?"
"Yes!"
"Why! It was one time!"
He turns away from you, holding his face in his hands. He couldn't talk to you. Not now. He was to caught up and he'd say something he'd regret.
"What are you so afraid of?"
He finally breaks and turns towards you, "Because I can't lose you! You almost died! Okay, are you happy?! Fuck," His nails dig into his scalp and he looks away from you. He rubs his temple before sighing, "I don't... know what I'd if I lost you and.... Well, for the first time in my life, I was scared."
You're surprised by his confession, especially since he never told you his feelings before.
"Oh."
"Oh? That's it?" He looks back at you surprised.
You shake your head, "I'm just surprised."
"Yeah," He sits on the edge of the bed, before fiddling with your hand, "You know, when you were bleeding out it was awful." You looked at your hands that were now intertwined, "I know I don't say it, but I do care about you and I just want you to be safe."
"Yeah, I know, but I can defend myself. There's nothing for you to be worried about."
"Yeah, I know... But I can't help it."
"Yeah, you do worry a lot, but I promise nothing bad's going to happen."
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acethegayraccoon · 6 months
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The Umbrella Academy Incorrect Quotes
Klaus: If i die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you're all invited!
Diego: If?
5: Great, the only party i've ever been invited to and they might not even die.
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kaybreezy3000 · 20 days
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Ran out of time on this one but here it is anyway.
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currentlyonstandbi · 1 year
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